Why this Headquarters Believes

Microsoft, the Gateway Corporation,

and Others, Should be

Stripped of Wealth and Destroyed

 

                Continued from extensive handwritten notes, this section on largely Micro$hit malfunctions, or Micro$hits as we fondly call them, and a very few others, does not represent all the instances of these accepted malfunctions that we have encountered, far from it.  There is no way humanly possible to keep up with the Micro$hits and complete our work.  The truth of the matter is, Micro$hit makes staggeringly lousy software, the digital equivalent of its founder’s morality.

                Not all these design flaws are Micro$hit’s, but 99.999999% of them are.

 

                Why doesn’t the $1,000,000,000,000 Micro$hit corporation “Set up a lab to test stuff in-house, instead of making customers find all the coding screw-ups and security holes”.

                                                                                                                                               Mad #524, December 2013.

 

2007

Psywar 33

 

2007-8-11, 1300-1700.  It is responsible for the waste of four hours and three additional I-RWs, seven of them recently.  I cannot not burn word documents on I-RWs or CDs.  I will wait and see if this clarifies itself.  I am sorely worried about my computer.

 

2007-8-12.

0725.  Microsoft restored “My Albums” again.  These are photo albums of my composition.  I have deleted it onto six times.

1258.

  1. CD covers and images I place on music folders are deleted by Microsoft.

  2. Microsoft in stalls the wrong CD covers.

 

2007-8-13.

  1. Using two ^^ as a search stop.  The search window would only select one when stopping on them.  When using ^^^^ it stops on two of them.

  2. The screensaver often dies not work.

 

2007-8-14.

1.    When I have to delete a music album because of Microsoft malfunctions, and I go to rip it again, it will not rip messaging that the CD has been ripped.

2.  WMP will not answer a command to stop when playing a ripped music or streaming. 

3.  Cursor usually returns to one space right of the left margin.

4.  When playing a music album, WMP began repeatedly of the second song.

5.  When clicking off email 50% to 60% of the time, I get an error message and email reappears.

 

2007-8-15, 1435.  Although deleted even from Trash Bin, WMP messages me that Caryn Lin’s  The Call is already ripped.

2007-8-17.

  1. Microsoft destroyed another expensive Memorex CD-RW and wasted another six hours.

  2. Often I cannot open files on CDs.

  3. There is no way to erase a file on a CD without erasing the entire CD.

  4. There is no way to remove the Read Only stigma.

  5. There is no way to delete My Backup after systems reinstall.

 

2007-8-18.

1321.  An album was listed as song number 6 within itself.

  1. The image has always jerked up and down.

  2. WMP.  The elapsed time indicator, progressing to the right, is left behind the actual

       position of the indicator.  Pulling it to the actual position which is lightly tinted, the

       indicator flies back to where it was.

 

2007-8-19, 0920.  On its own the cursor ran off the right side of the screen.

2007-8-21.

0824.

  1. When font is changed, the cursor is placed far from where it was.  Sometimes the space

      between lines is changed.

  2. Widening the courser for easy readability has not worked in the six years I have used

       Microsoft.

 

2007-8-22,1036.  WMP stopped playing and windowed Cannot Connect to Media player.  Clicking on play, it played.  This repeated five times until I clicked off WMP.

 

2007-8-23.

  1. Hitting Return would not engage Internet Explorer.

  2. Would overwrite a file on the floppy.  The file was lost.

  3. Would not open a file on hard drive.  Gave a “No Disk” message.

  4. X-ing off a file left a “gray screen”.

  5. Floppy drive engaged without command to do so.

 

2007-8-25, 1033.

  1. The Microsoft automatic numbering set too much space between the number and line of characters.

  2. Only with extreme difficulty, taking hours, did I manage to copy files onto CD-RWs  

       and CDs using Microsoft.

  3. Microsoft software no longer offers the option of “Burn Files On To Another Disk?”.

 

2007-8-26.

  1. WMP visualizations do not work properly.  When you go to full screen it recurrently

      comes out of this mode and lazily returns to it.  One cannot relax watching a video.

  2.  Not for the first time Microsoft would not let me turn the computer off.

  3. Often WMP will not let me turn off a CD or an online radio station.

  4. Often the Google icons will not engage when clicked.

  5. The screen Resolution Reminder repeatedly pops up at all times inconvenient.

  6. Colorful desktop and task bar icons disappear and are replaced with the nondescript

      Microsoft icon.

 

2007-8-27.

  1. Going large ó  minimal screen,  the position on the screen is grossly displaced.

  2. Clicking from an icon often will not connect to the Internet.

  3. When automatic numbering, etc., is finished, why cannot one leave the mode from the

       line he is then on?

  4. Windows will not display files on CDs.

  5. Instead of linking, Microsoft displayed a faint yellow Google sign.

  6. Microsoft would not save file to floppy.

  7. Screensaver often flashes off, text, etc., returns.

  8. Clicking a link I got: Cannot Open Specified File.

  9. Deleting a Favorite link, sometimes the Favorites list and the open web page behind it

       flashes off.

  10. Folders of Favorite links cannot be saved to CDs.

  11. Cock-sucking Microsoft has cost us more hours and two more CD-RWs.

 

2007-8-29.

  1. Downloaded photos were sent to desktop instead of Documents.

  2. CD Writing Wizard window flashes instead of showing a steady progression.  The

       time is always off.

  3. Cannot open more than one webpage at a time.

  4. When burning to CD the “Thumbs” warning about lost data appears repeatedly.

  5. Only with great difficulty could I burn a CD.

  6. Viewing or hiding hidden files cancels connection to webpages.

  7. As before, CD drawer will not open when button is pressed, nor when right-clicked

      from options menu.

  8. Microsoft would not copy over a document.

  9. Floppies must regularly be reformatted.  Once is enough.  Another floppy was just

      destroyed.  Many floppies have been destroyed by Microsoft.

 

2007-8-31, 0718.  Clicking on reply to send an email, I could not type on the form.

 

2007-9-3.

  1. It routinely loses email.

  2. Clicking off yellow reminder windows will not keep them off.

  3. Clicking off other “boxes” will not keep them off.

  4. It will overwrite a file on floppy without authorization.

  5. Temporary file storage destroys folder and file integrity.

 

Windows Media Payer and Visualization problems:

  1. Sometimes lines below a centered line respond in unison with the centered line.

  2. The musical library may appear instead of streaming music.

  3. Links embedded in documents often do not work.

  4. The screen controls viewing visualizations often do not work.  They default

       themselves.  On every high note the tool screen tool and task bars reappear, although

       they go away.

  5. It flips out of full screen mode to “view title” mode.

 

2007-9-5.

  1. Printer will not shut off.

  2. The space to the right on automatic numbering is often too great.

  3. Correctly spelled words underlined as incorrect.

  4. Incorrectly spelled words not underlined.

  5. “Formal Default” window appears.

 

2007-9-8.  WMP: Tool bar often reappears unbidden and has to be clicked off.

2007-9-9.  Microsoft froze the computer, I could not put it in standby mode.

 

2007-9-11.

  1. Erasing a CD-RW with CyberLink, the software would not leave this mode and finish.

      I could not shut off the computer, so I had to unplug it.

  2. Restarting the computer, it continued to come on for an inordinate time.  Turning it

      off, and on, happened again.  It functioned properly after a lengthy “start up” period

      on the third try.

 

2007-9-12.

  1. There is no link between the modem and the PC.

  2. After four hours of work from an expert, and advice from another, the Ethernet  

      connection could not be restored.  A driver had to de downloaded and an inconvenient

      USB cable run to the front of the PC.

  3. Files will not open when erasing a CD-RW.

  4. Microsoft would not burn a small file onto a CD that was not full.

 

1243.  Often the CD drawer will not open and the computer has to be restarted.

1256.  Every time I use CyberLink it demands I registered.  I have already registered a score times.

1644.  Watching a DVD with CyberLink, the cursor arrowhead appears.

 

2007-9-15.

  For weeks, when pasting from one file to another, partial pages appear between pages.  Word processing is impossible until this is removed, and this is lengthy and difficult.

0939.  When the screensaver engages, often the printer motor joggles.

1435.  WMP froze the cursor, then closed WMP which at the time was playing music and showing  a visualization.

 

2007-9-16.

0737.  Summoning hidden files or hiding them when streaming Hearts of Space always breaks the connection.

1006.  Every time solitaire is closed an error report must be filed.

 

2007-9-17.

0720.  It would not show hidden files.

With an image: “Target Cannot Handle This Kind of Document”.  I see this often.

0954.  Cursor disappeared for awhile after deleting photo on clipboard.

1000.  It saves a blank white rectangle, not  a photo.

1004.  Often it will not open a WP file.

 

2007-9-18.

0908.  Activating a website stream of music, it played over other streaming.  Putting the computer on standby stopped it.  Coming out of standby it played briefly.

1224.  Left margin is usually awry, other that the standard two spaces, this time with a one-inch hanging indent.  When moving the courser up, it is usually one space to the right.

1704.  Internet icons have not functioned today.

 

1705.  This happens often, restarting, photo wallpaper will not display.  I restarted it twice.  The title Idaho Snow is still in wallpaper menu, but it will not display.  My Pictures folder is missing.  This has happened before.  The title Idaho Snow was dropped from wallpaper menu.  Made three searches but could not find particular pictures.  Turned the machine completely off for ten seconds.

 

  Noticed in ALL USERS that Application Data & Templates were shaded as hidden files.

1729.  Turned the computer off.

1758.  Made searches for particular photos.

1803.  My Pictures folded appeared in recycle bin.

                                                                                                                                                            

2007-9-19.

0223.  On standby, when I right clicked to bring it out of standby, the Microsoft restarted computer and gave me notice of a serious problem.

0951.  As often Microsoft will not link websites.  Scores of error reports sent.

1015.  Opening Drive E three such windows opened.  It is difficult deleting the extra ones because the cursor always freezes.  This happens often.

1609.  Today streaming was continually broken up.  WMP would play no longer than ten seconds on any station.

 

2007-9-20.

1330.  CD drawer again would not open.  This is common with Microsoft.  Computer had to be restarted.

1359.  Microsoft has ruined another Memorex CD-RW.

2007-9-21.

1149.  Live chat program did not respond.  Accessing Net material often dies not respond.

1743.  Captured man images with CyberLink.  None of them were found.

2007-9-22.  CyberLink Power DVD6 would not respond.

 

2007-9-23.

0700.  Clinking on a link cancels streaming from Hearts of Space.

0845.  As before, computer froze accessing CD-RW files.  Then it “copied” the same file for many minutes but it was not copying.  E drive could not be accessed.  Computer drawer would not open.  Computer would not turn off even at the off/on switch.  Only with great difficulty could the computer be turned off.

0912.  Microsoft would not stop “copying” files to CD-RW.  CD-RW window was a jangled mess of partial windows.  This could not be deleted.  This has happened before.

0917.  Microsoft would not stop “copying” files to CD.

 

0920.  Microsoft would not write to disk.

0930.  Finally got disk written to.

0937.  Microsoft would not stop “copying” file to disk.  This could not be deleted.

0945.  Finally all files were copied onto CDs.

0959.  Clicking icon, instead of a network streaming channel I found music library.

 

1003.  MY Documents would not open from task bar.  Copying window overrode all other windows and could not be deleted.

1610.  Drive A window appeared unbidden.

1311.  As happened often, Microsoft would not save a file and a Read Only window appeared.

1740.  I could not gain the Internet for hours.  Had to restart.

1755.  “Cannot go standby because of print jobs”.  There were no print jobs.

1800-1805.  Printer would not shut off.

 

2007-9-24.

  From standby Microsoft restarted the computer.  A “stop error” was received.

2133.

  1. McAfee SpamKiller subscription reminder, hundreds of which with an annoying sound

      effect that cannot be turned off, continue to interrupt and annoy me, flashed on during

      visualization canceling the “automatically hide screen control command”.

  2. Hidden files would not appear.

  3. Most icons from Music Library were missing.

 

2007-9-25.

1000.  Using CyberLink to erase disks, for long periods at the beginning the “Erase Writable Media” window cannot be replaced.

1237.  Visualization froze on screen.

1238.  Streaming music is continually breaking up as mentioned.

1330.  X-ing off a MWD received “Program Will Not Respond” message.  I have seen this often performing this step.

 

1449.  Clicking off My Documents, got PWNR message.

1506.  Restarting received, Microsoft Office Word: The file Normal already exists.  Do you wish to replace the existing file?  There is no file normal.  Clicked that off and a folder window appeared to save decide on the file.

1507.  “Changes were made in the Global Template Normal. ”  Clicked this off several times but it kept returning.

 

1618.  Lexmark 2480 would not scan.  Program would not respond.  This cost me 26 scans because I could not send them.  Uninstalled and reinstalled.

1639.  Lexmark 2480 would not scan.  Restarted computer.  I scanned six sheets, then it stopped scanning.

1643.  Restarted computer.  When I scanned, the scanner would not advance past half the sheet.  It kept going over the same line.

1648.  Began with 2480 again.  When I clicked scan, I repeatedly got a “Lexmark 2400 Series All-in-One Center” window.

 

2007-9-26.

1314.  The Lexmark ceased scanning and showed the “Printer Lexmark 2400 Series...” box no matter what function I clicked.  I lost five scans.

1514.  When pasting from a website, large bold outsized and colored print appeared.

2007-9-27.

1448.  Search Results window appears unbidden, not for the first time.

1659.  Found Music Library on WMP screen, instead of the streaming where I left it.

 

2007-9-28.

0757.  Because of the CD drive, no windows would respond.  They would not delete.  Merely putting the arrow on Send To  of the Right-click Menu, made the eternal Copy Box appear.  It cannot be cancelled.  Had to remove CD.

0805.  Microsoft would not complete the Writing Wizard with a fresh disk.

 

0809.  Buttons will not respond while CD Drive is accessing.

0816.  Erasing CD with CyberLink, at first buttons on task bar will not respond.

0850.  CD drawer would not open.  Had to restart.

0859.  CD drawer has been opening as though the CD were written to.  The CDs were not written to.  The temp. files are still there.  Clicking to write again, Cannot Write to Disk appears.

0911.  Blank boxes and CD Writing Wizard and Erase Rewritable Media will not go away.

 

0914.  Right-click Menu not responding.  This happens sometimes.

1044.  It would not access a blank CD.  This is normal.

1151.  Unbidden when working on a word document: “Do You Want to Save the Changes?”  Then, “The System Cannot End”.  These could not be cancelled.

1447.  Floppy drive unaccountably activated.

1506.  An “HTML Control Version” window appeared.

 

2007-9-29.

0835.  It is often very difficult to turn off printer.

1204.  Clicking off My Document window, the last file I worked on opened.  There is often trouble opening and closing files.

 

2007-9-30, 0826.  Minimizing a file window, it popped back on its own.

2007-10-1, 1114.  (S) (T) INTERNET.  An auditory popup screen suddenly appeared when I was off the Net.  It overrode streaming, and cancelled predetermined screen size, and it contained filth.  {http://www.toptvbytes.com/ index. aspx?pid=10058&SID=36000}.

 

2007-10-2.

0829.  Clicking off the selective highlighting, the rectangle of white split in twain within the characters and could not be deleted.  After a while it went away.

1047.  Registration box and Lexmark Solution Center appeared when I clicked for the printer.  These appeared when I turned off the printer, I was informed that the printer was unplugged.

 

1513.  Clicked the icon to save a word document, but I got the “file window” instead, and a notice that the WD was “read only”.

1515.  Several times, I got a “file conversion” window.

1516.  I checked properties; the WD is not read only.

1616.  This went on for a long time.  Finally, I had to make a new file and past in the text.  I could not then delete the old WD for a long time as it was “read only”.  This scenario often happens.

 

2007-10-4.

1817.  Songs are suddenly inaccessible from WMP.  This is usual.

1835.  WMP flipped from full screen visualization to “show title, etc.” format.

1832.  WMP appeared unbidden.

 

2007-10-5.

0904.  A tab on the task bar lit in blue and would not return to default color.

1552.  Full screen visualization went to WMP screen.

1605.  Full screen visualization went to WMP screen.  Full screen visualization regularly reduces to top and bottom bars, but returns.

1650.  Many DVDs will not smoothly play on CyberLink.

1830.  Search Results window again appeared after playing DVD.

 

2007-10-6.

0817.  World Explorer encountered an error and had to close.  This happens often.

1243.  Could not turn off streaming.  Had to go to standby.

1329.  WMP would not burn a CD.  Then the CD drawer would not open.  I had to go to standby.

1333.  Ditto, and, 1343, 1346, 1352, 1438; this time I restarted it.

1755.  Requested CyberLink to erase a disk.  WMP began ripping it.

1800.  The above happened again.  “Program Will Not Respond” box appeared.  Could not delete any boxes.  WMP began ripping again.

 

2007-10-7.

0909.  Lexmark has been showing the Registration Box.

1001.  The Copying a file box appeared.  I did not order it to copy a file.  The box was frozen and could not be deleted.  In the listings of songs for a CD, WMP placed the title of the CD.  Clicking on the title of the CD, there were all the songs again.

 

2007-10-6, 1604.  A word document would not X off.  When it finally did so, a long deleted window appeared.  X-ing it, another appeared.

2007-10-10, 0740.  “Windows cannot open site.  Operation aborted.”  The site was already open.

2007-10-11.

0751.  Opening the CD drawer it began opening but immediately closed.

1110.  WMP stopped of its own accord.

1337.  The ruler is often viewed when it has not been called.

 

2007-10-12. 

1241.  Internet Explorer Script Error; I see this, whatever it means, often.

1514.  CyberLink and Media Center both booted, twice this happened causing the CD in the drive to jerk, but not advance.

1730.  Two cursors manifested for a while.

 

2007-10-13.

0729.  WMP 10 update appeared while attempting to paste.

O812.  CD Options box appears often when CyberLink is in operation.

1144.  Clicking a scrap on J drive (flash drive) the drive closed.

1153.

  1.  The endless copying box appeared copying to CD.

  2.  E drive or CD drive takes an infuriating time to boot.  This often results in the “in use”

       box appearing.

1254.  Two folder windows appeared unbidden.

1301.  Files on J drive would not easily drop into folders.

1607.  No warning before a floppy overwrote a file.  This happens occasionally.

 

2007-10-14.

0904.  Yesterday and today, the cursor stuck on the title bar, so that, without left pressing, the box moved with the cursor.

1001.  Unbidden fonts inexplicably booted and used.

 

2007-10-15, 1336.  Computer had to be restarted before it would connect to the Internet.

2007-10-16.

1125.  Clicking save, a word document opened unbidden.

1619.  Clicking CyberLink to shuttle backwards, the screen compressed, then it returned to full screen, then it stopped playing altogether, then it played in jerks.

1810.  The above happened again.

1811.  CyberLink will not capture images.

 

2007-10-17, 1702.  Media Center overrode CyberLink.  This caused DVD playback to jerkily play,  stop, jerkily play, etc., and make funny sounds.  Had to terminate playback.

 

2007-10-18.

0735.  Coming out of standby, wallpaper appeared instead of open word document.

0900.  A small Google screen appeared.  Entering a search subject and hitting enter it did nothing.

0901.  Microsoft Office Word, two hyphens would not produce a dash.

1002.  Lexmark printer does not function correctly.  Among much other it keeps telling me I have to register.

1311.  There were two mysterious links on desktop that I did not put there.

1426.  Media Center works only after great hassle.  It has always been like this.  The cursor arrow always flickers and it is often impossible to tell where it is.

1509.  In the Properties box pixel count was reset.  However, the new settings were ignored.

 

2007-10-19.

1050.  WMP would not burn a file onto CD-RW.

1055.  Three empty folders were found in My Music.  Also a single song which I did not save.

1151.  CD drawer would not open, had to restart.

1206.  WMP would not write files to CD-RW.

1209.  CD drawer would not open, had to restart.

1224.  WMP would not write files to CD-RW.

1245.  WMP would not write files to CD-RW.

1313.  The visualization froze, then I exited full screen only with difficulty.

 

2007-10-20.

0735.  X-ing off a word document the screen went blank.  Then, clicking on tiles to call up other word documents the tiles would not response.  Next, inexplicably, the floppy drive engaged.  The floppy engaging without being summoned happened often.

1253.  On desktop, the drop down menu would not vanish.  The debugging box appeared twice and I reported the error twice.  The drop down menu and the last debugging box would not vanish.  The End Process would not work, nor would that box totally disappear.  I could not click on the start menu to restart the computer.  I had to turn the computer off.

1304.  Microsoft would not write to CD-R.

1305.  Microsoft would not write to CD-R.

 

2007-10-22, 1510.  Playing DVD with CyberLink, Media Center’s call down tool bar is available.  Clicked back-arrow and the DVD froze.  No tab or command would work.  I could not restart so I had to turn the computer off.

 

2007-10- 23.

0707.  Calling computer out of standby the error Reporting box was on screen.

0806.  I found that in My Music, an album with a custom image had been added as a shortcut within the album itself.  Deleting this deleted the custom image on the album which had to be replaced.

1447.  After making a long dash by pressing Ctrl + Alt + the subtraction sign, the cursor often disappears.  What we have instead of a cursor is a blank rectangle.  When you glide this over text the text disappears but returns passing over.  I click on Save to terminate the document and begin again, and the Cannot Find the Designated Menu box appears.  After clicking Save again, the cursor returns.

 

2007-10-24, 1427.  WMP breaks contact when streaming when I click anything else.  This happens 25% of the time.

  Microsoft will not play many DVDs.

 

2007-10-26.

1708.  Watching a DVD with CyberLink, I adjusted the picture with EZ Tune, while the DVD image was no screen.  Attempting to move the EZ Tune window, it smeared over the width of the screen with gray the width of the EZ Tune box.  Then no tabs would respond.  The DVD would not play.  I pressed the Escape key.  The “No disk in drive” box appeared.  I pressed cancel, there was a disk in the drive, but the words “no disk in drive” repeated.  I did this again.  I fooled with it but everything was frozen.  I could not restart so I had to turn the computer off.

 

1718.  I clicked off email.  A box appeared I haves seen before: “The file Normal already exists.  Do you want to replace the existing file?”  X-ing this off it went to the Save as box.  X-ed that and it went to a word document with a full gray screen instead of the black background I use.  This was border to border with a Drawing tool bar at the bottom.  X-ing that I got “Changes have been made to the global template.  Do you wish to save them?”  I x-ed that off.

1722.  Opening a MWD the Document Recovery Panel appeared and the drawing tool bar at the bottom of the document.

 

2007-10-27.

1112.

  1.  Saving links folders to floppy, a folder of Retailers was copied twice, one in the

       Research folder.

  2.  I clicked to open Business folder on the toolbar four times before it opened.

1116.  Burned a CD-RW but accessing the folders all functions froze.  Trying to unfreeze it four partial windows were on screen.  I was unable to delete these.  The CD drawer would not open.  The CD drive continuously ran (this happens often).  Had to restart.

 

1123.  It would not write to 5 different CDs.  CD drawer would not open.  Had to restart.

1229.  finally burned a CD, but the files cannot be accessed.

1239, 1241, 1244, 1247, 1249.  CyberLink (Microsoft) would not erase CDs.

                I spent over two hours trying to write to CD-RWs.  I wanted to write to two but only managed one.  Quite often, many times, Microsoft ruins CDs that have already been written to and it ruins many new ones also.

 

2007-10-28.

0729.  Microsoft could not find Google.  No tool bar tabs would work.

0741.  Microsoft repeatedly displayed the wrong numbers using auto numbering.  This consumed 15-20 minutes.

0742.  Inexplicably Microsoft went to reading layout.  The “text positioning slide” at screen bottom all but disappeared.  Then it went to a blank screen.

0807.  Instead of returning to the left margin, the cursor is usually two spaces to the right.  Going up it leaves but one.

 

1225.  Microsoft would not write to two different CD-RWs.

1237.  Microsoft would not write to five disks.  When I press “Write to disk...”  I receive a message “No disk in drive” but there is a disk in drive, and it deletes the files visually so they cannot be found.  When I attempt to resend the files I have to write over them.  Restarted the computer many times but it did not solve the problem.  This happens with any files I care to write to disks.   This has happened hundreds of times and went on this time for four hours.  Uncounted scores of other things go wrong at these times.

 

2007-10-29.

1229.  Lexmark: Print Review box, Print and Printing Preferences boxes appeared at one and froze on screen.  Lexmark is a shit product as well as Microsoft.  It took over half-hour to straighten this out and much other garbage manifested.

1258.  Top ruler would not appear.  This happens occasionally.

1230.  Could not restart the computer because printing jobs were pending, but Microsoft would not let me do anything.  Later I was allowed to restart.  This cost over an hour.

 

2007-10-30.

1430.  Email window would not reduce to a smaller size.

1441.  I could not terminate a word document.

1453.  Often it will not math destination format when pasting.

1630-1935.  Cause unknown.  Microsoft would not connect to the Internet.

 

2007-10-31.

0712.  Bit by bit, link by link, Internet services were restored.

0746.  About ten windows and partial windows froze on screen.  A total mess, it was long before this corrected.

1152.  When Solitaire is closed from the task bar, and error reporting box appears.

 

2007-11-1, 1435.  Internet Explorer Script Error.

2007-11-2.

1002.  Internet Explorer Script Error.

1222.  Closing several files from task bar, the Lexmark window appeared.

1646.  CyberLink: the annoying “interactive connecting” box went black but would not delete.

 

2007-11-3.

1437.  Great trouble and much time to write to a CD-RW.

1509.  “Unable to initialize the update” appeared along with much other Microsoft filth.  I was not trying to initialize anything.

1738.  Some Microsoft shit about “Virtual back files” appeared.

 

2007-11-4.

0722.  Opening hidden files “Web page unavailable” box appeared.

0723.  It appeared again.  Many of my favorite links do not show.

0725.  Trying to log into a site “Web page unavailable” appeared.

0729.  The above appeared and I could not delete it.

0731.  Reduced Documents window to small size, it keep the full screen size behind it.  It would not open files.  I could not X off WMP.  Instead of opening a file, to blank Microsoft word documents appeared.  Much other Microsoft filth happened.  Restarted computer.

0750.  It took 35 minutes to get online. This is not unusual, but a short amount of time to connect.

0918.

  1. “A dialog box is open in Outlook”, six times trying to save an unfinished new email.

  2. Microsoft Office Outlook would like to achieve your old items.  This has appeared

       scores of times.

 

2007-11-5.

1530.  Trying to play a DVD, Microsoft went insane for about five minutes.  Boxes and windows appeared, disappeared, could not be deleted, program would not end, blank word documents came up instead of files, etc., etc., etc.

1629.  Unbidden the ruler often appears.

 

2007-11-6.

0900.  Often Microsoft will not place one file into anther without hassle.

1155.  Several hours spent writing to a CD-RW.  The drive would not shut off.  The CD drawer would not open.  Went to standby.

1317.  A score of clicks to activate “New Mail Messages”.  A score of clicks on tabs on task bar would not call up files or folders.  Right clicking on desktop, etc., only made the menus blink.

The start menu would not appear.

1600.  The MacAfee Web Service Update has appeared thousands of inconvenient times.

 

2007-11-8.

1323.  Windows Media Player

  1. Would not stop deleting a playlist.

  2. Opening a playlist there was a lengthy delay.

  3. Floppy drive came on.  This happens often.

  4. Will not rip music.  Informs the music is already ripped but the music is not displayed.

  5. WMP says some music is deleted when it is not.

  6. From playlist WMP says music cannot be found when it is stored.

  7. Giving songs titles does not change them on the playlists.

1636.  Media Center overrode CyberLink twice playing a DVD.  The screen went to a reduced size.  Then boxes appeared and everything froze.  Had to restart.

 

2007-11-9, 0655.  The cursor hourglass showed ad would not vanish making it impossible to click open a file, etc.  this often happens.

2007-11-10.

0735.  “Web page unavailable...”  box appeared when calling up hidden files.

0746.  “Web page unavailable...”  when requesting a page.  Computer was already online.

0747.  “Web page unavailable...”  when requesting a page.  Computer was already online.

0834.  The rulers never appear without hassle, sometimes not at all.

 

2007-11-11.

0731.  Microsoft was extremely slow for a long tie connecting with the Internet.  It would freeze on partial ages.  Clicking on word document files the same thing happened.

0831.  Copying folders to flash drive when it was finished a box appeared: Cannot copy “file”.  Make sure you specify correct path.  285 MB of data disappeared from the flash drive.  When it returned a folder had been duplicated outside the folder it belonged in.

0902.  Making visible hidden files, music stream was interrupted.  When making visible or hiding hidden files this always happens with one website.

1215.

  1. Microsoft would not open a file.

  2. As often happens, Microsoft would nod complete the save: “File permission error...” 

      This happened six times.

1218.  Terminating the file, it opened two incomplete new word documents.  I could not close them from the task bar because of “File in use . . .”

 

2007-11-12.

0932.  As has happened scores of times, when I tried to save a word document a box read: “This file is read only...”  I had just saved it minutes before.

0935.  Although I saved changes, the changes did not appear when I called up the word document.  This has happened.  It often entails a laborious headachy and heartbreaking hassle to rectify.

 

Psywar 34

 

2007-11-13.

0953.  Permanent rulers often appear in files unbidden.  Often after they were just hidden.  Left-hand temporary ruler often will not appear, and the same for the top one.

1000.  Clicking My Radio icon often brings up Music library.

1621.  deleting a temp. file I had intended to copy to a CD-RW, Microsoft froze and I had to eject the disk.  The drive would not stop rotating.

1623.  Microsoft froze again and the drive would not stop rotating.  I could not put the computer in standby.  Luckily the E drive drawer would open.

 

1625-1627.  trying again only the frame of the E drive (CD-RW) window showed then froze.  All functions froze.  Drive would not stop rotating.  Had to eject disk.

1630.  Files on disk showed but I could not access them.  Parts of three windows were on the screen.  Everything froze.  Drive would not stop rotating.

1631.  Ended a process and sent an error report.  I gave up what  I was doing because of MicroShit.

1722.  Cursor maddeningly often does not align with left-hand edge of page.

 

2007-11-16, 1654.  Will not connect to Comcast.net.

 

2007-11-18.

0733.  Deactivating a hidden folder broke an Internet connection.

1830.  CyberLink went bonkers playing Justice League Unlimited.  The drive went jerky, made noise, the image jerked, froze, etc.  Windows flashed on and partially removed themselves.  A box appeared informing of a “crash”.  Could not watch this video. This has happened since purchasing the Gateway.

 

2007-11-19.

1000.  Clicking to stream music, lately, CyberLink has appeared.

1117.  Often when streaming, on WMP the music library appears instead of the station information.

1207.  It took an hour to copy to two CDs.

 

2007-11-20.

0650.  Simultaneously opening two word documents took upwards of 60 seconds.  Blank documents opened, parts of other windows, screen froze, etc.

1041.  Always the when streaming the buffering takes minutes and sometimes audio will not resume.

1056.  Two captures out of dozens made November 8, suddenly appeared in My Pictures.

 

2007-11-21.

0705.  Microsoft would not connect to windowsmedia.com.  WMP showed “playlist” in red.  This happens often.

1011.  Would not stop deleting a file.

1435.  Right clicking would not display menu.  Tool bar would not respond to clicking.

 

2007-11-24, 1459.  Microsoft went mad.  Playing from music library, I went to add a song to the playlist.  Three boxes and partial boxes opened.  I could delete nothing.  All was frozen.  Restart tab was dead.  Had to manually turn off the computer.

 

2007-11-26.

0731.  Characters would not key in.

0957.  Regularly, when streaming, WMP keeps switching from the station page to my music library list.

 

2007-11-27.

1722.  Windows would not close linked web pages.  It froze.  Suddenly it closed all Internet connections.

1727, 1737.  Windows would not close linked web pages.  Many pages were open and would not close until the first page was closed.  Great inconvenience when researching.

 

2007-11-28.

0642.  Bringing the computer out of standby found a dialog box: There was a problem retrieving the data unknown.

1025.  When I check Print Review and return to the document, the courser is far above or below where  it was.

1505.  MicroShit would not display the files on a CD-RW, then all open windows froze.  Finally one responded.  I erased the disk as I have had to do scores of times attempting to backup files.  1515. CD drawer would not open, had to restart.

1717.  CD-RW finally written to.

 

2007-11-29.

0827.  Downloaded Internet Explorer.  It ruined my work and personal day.  It  completely destroyed my comfortable Google configurations, it is no improvement, it stank up my day and Google homepage with iGoogle and stinky MicroShit.  No improvement, only different, getting rid of the displayed corporate shit was like being constipated.  I wanted it to go but it kept saying no.

0904.  MicroShit would not write to a CD-RW.  The drive would not cut off.  the CD drawer would not open.  Went to stand by, waited 10-seconds, engaged, then the drawer opened.

0924.  Repeat of the above.

 

1730.  Could not close My Music tab on the task bar.  Attempting to do so caused folders therein to appear on task bar and on the screen.  I could not delete them without deleting them from the hard drive.

1735.  A blank rectangle was left on the desktop.  I could not delete it.  Half the desktop menu appeared which could not be deleted.

1738.  A partial desktop menu appeared although it was not called.

 

1739.  Partial control panel was left on the desk top.

1740.  A vertical slice of it appeared to the left.  Throughout all of this the hourglass was visible.

1741.  Going to standby did not remove the blank rectangle nor partial desktop menu.  The hourglass was still visible.

1750.  Computer had to be restarted.

 

2007-11-30.

0727.  A shortcut to Music appeared in a unrelated folder.

0742.  Had to send the second error report today.    

1015.  Had to send a third error report.

1102.  A copy of sample music appeared in My Music.  An album was duplicated in an unrelated folder.

 

1123.  Going to WMP streaming, an inactive “Playlist 1” was displayed.  This has happened exactly the same often.

1232.  Sent six error messages concerning MicroShit Outlook today.  I have sent a score since last listed.

1800.  Bringing  the computer out of standby, the motor ran at the highest rpm, the screen would not come on and I could not turn off the machine.  At harrying inconvenience I was forced to muscle things from under the desk an rip put plugs until the right one was found.

 

2007-12-2.  MicroShit deleted EX Tune monitor software.  Had to reinstall it and input password.  The box said the screen was hooked up to the wrong computer.  This has happened before.

 

2007-12-3.

0658.  To stream Soma FM Christmas music I must install Orban/Coding Technologies AAC/aacPlus Player Plugin™.  Doing so CyberLink media 2GO 4.0 appears with the playlist window.  This has happened a dozen times.

1244.  windows froze, not a thing worked, could not go to standby for five minutes.

1403.  Windows rebooted by itself.  This has happened several times.

 

2007-12-4.

0715.  The frame of a window appeared on the screen and lasted long.  This has happened often.

1046.  Tried  using WMP for the first time since reformatting from hard drive.  It is corrupt.

1142.  A dozen other glitches have occurred, too numerous to mention.

1311.  The Resolution Reminder for the FPD1975 Monitor  has appeared hundreds of times.

c. 2300.  MacAfee update notice appeared over visualizations.

 

2007-12-5.

0852.  clicking off streaming, the screen froze, windows would not click off, the hourglass appeared.  Fortunately, the computer could be restarted.

1331.  Touched he mouse to bring it out of standby, the blue screen appeared, then screensaver appeared.  Pressed a key to bring up a word document.

 

2007-12-7.

1825.  Dozens of error reports have been filed in the last few days, many “script error” reports.  The Media Center software overrides CyberLink although CyberLink is default.  The courser flickers on Media Center making it difficult to delete or use.  $730 we paid for this computer.  MicroShit has ruined it.

1944.  the firewall was down although we did not take it down.

 

2007-12-10, 1547.  I sent five error messages before I could delete a blank window.  There have been many more Microsoft malfunctions.

2007-12-11.

1536.  Media Center overrode CyberLink although CyberLink is default three times necessitation much irritating bother.

1649.  Script error messages have appeared a dozen times.

  Dozens of other glitches occurred.

 

2007-12-12.

0933.  Home page fucked up.  Impossible to delete it, it had a blank rectangle in it.  This is not unknown.  Other MicroShit kept bubbling up.  Two lengthy error reports had to be sent.  After five minutes control was returned.

1215.  Many script errors, other errors, Change in Normal Template bullshit appeared.  Also, seldom do folders open on first click.  Monitor reminder keeps appearing, has appeared hundreds of times.

1522.  MicroShit froze playing a DVD with CyberLink.  No response to commands.  Had to restart.

 

1526.  MicroShit brought it out of restart with a green on pink screen.  This has happened before.

1532.  MicroShit’s Media Center overrode CyberLink twice causing more glitches than I can log.

1535.  Clicking CyberLink exit, CyberLink update reminder appeared.  This is puzzling as when playing DVD’s the modem must be disconnected from server to prevent corruption of all DVD players.

1547.  I finally got to watch a DVD.

 

1755.  MicroShit for the umpteenth time refused to writ e to a CD.  Several partial windows appeared on the screen and could not be deleted.

1810.  I have loaded CyberLink several times.  Several times it disappeared.

1827.  Since 1700, I have tried to erase a CD with CyberLink so I could burn it.  Sometimes this works.  In all this time I have not made this backup.

                There have been more problems today than I can master.  This! Is the glorious MicroShit!

 

2007-12-13.

0641.  It took c. 40 minutes to connect MicroShit to the Internet.

0915-0950.   MicroShit would not align text in the automatic numbering format.

1331.  Coming out of standby, the blue screen opened in a document window atop a document.

  Innumerable other fuckups.

  Much else.  Error reports were sent.

 

2007-12-14.

0607.  The loud MacAfee reminder popped up.  It does this scores of times a week.

  Much else.  Error reports were sent.

 

2007-12-15.

0743.  MacAfee’s annoying update reminder blasted in my earphones.  There is not way to turn it off or bar MacAfee access.  After updating restarting was necessary but instead of restarting I got the “Ending program” message four times.  The start menu would not appear.  MicroShit froze.

Computer had to be manually restarted.

0931.  every time a DVD is inserted with CyberLink, Media Center overrides it causing much trouble.

 

2007-12-16.

1055.  MacAfee update appeared over Itunes visualization.  Had to hassle and come out of visualization mode to rid my screen of McAfee filth.

1210.  MicroShit deletes words from the automatic spell checker.

 

2007-12-17.

0820.  After filing the 2nd error report of the day I clicked off the box and it cut the connecting to the music I was streaming.

1331.  I had to “end program” twice.  (There have been times when I had to “end program” a dozen times.)  A slew of malfunctions then occurred.   After filing the second error report I could no longer stream music nor connect with that channel.

1645.  C. a dozen “Program not responding messages” appeared one after another.  The screen froze.  Then, unbidden, a “Document 1” appeared.  I was then requested to submit an other error report.  I lost track of today’s error reports.

 

2007-12-18.

1244.  When inserting a CD to write the temporary files too, the temporary files disappear.  This happens every time.  It took c. 45 minutes to back up  files on a CD.

 

2007-12-19.

0646.  With scores of malfunctions, the first of 7 error reports were filed, the first of 10 “Program not responding” messages appeared, and the first of 6  “Script error” messages.

0652.  choiceradio.com overrode the word document file I was working on with a “Script error” message.

0717.  A folder windows flashed up before a word document while copying to floppy drive.

0844.  Had to repeatedly (10-11 times) click off a “Security risk” message.  Then I could click off the security risk page.

0902.  A webpage would not delete.  Reported error, “Program not responding” reported error.

 

2007-12-20.

0824.  Pressing Enter to advance a line in word document, streaming was broken.  I reconnected to webpage.

1710.  Saving an image twice MicroShit flashed, System Cannot Find File, whatever  that means.

 

2007-12-21.

0957.  None MicroShit.  The Abbot floppy disk TEAC Corporation of Malaysia supplied with our external floppy drive will not hold a  format.  We have had trouble with it for months.  It is not even a year old.

c. 2200.  None MicroShit.  MacAfee update reminder overrode visualization entailing much hassle at headquarters.

1355.  MicroShit would not connect to the server.

1510.  A DVD image froze on the screen.  The start menu froze, necessitating manually restarting the computer.

 

2007-12-23.

1426.  MicroShit went crazy.  Without being summoned, the printer came on twice.  Numerous cancel printing  boxes appeared.  All this was intermixed.  Word documents flashed open and closed.  Innumerable dialog boxes, some of them unknown, did likewise.

 

2007-12-24.

1115.  Clicking reply to email, the screen froze and the hourglass appeared. The window could not be deleted.  After five minutes, and Ending Program twice, I could restart the computer.

1950.  Right clicking desktop the menu froze.  We were long getting it unfroze.  Sent error report.

 

2007-12-25.

0747.  Script error.

1023.  as always when closing solitaire from task bar, a “Data Execution Box”  appeared, followed by a “Solitaire Game Applet Needs to Close”, then an error report was filed. 

1639.  Neither Justice League Unlimited, Warner Brothers DVD #68365 or DC Comics Kids Collection: The Batman, Warner Brothers DVD #68670 pal in CyberLink.

 

2007-12-29, 0738.  Incredible hassle closing an email.  Buttons did not work, windows appeared a bit at a time.

2007-12-31.

0836.  I cannot delete several temporary files.  A mysterious “Show Repairs” box has appeared twice.

1550.  There was no way to delete the temporary files that were clogging the folders windows but restarting.

***********   ***** **

2008

2008-1-1, 0937.  A “Show Repairs” box appeared.

2008-1-2, 1756.  The printer came on by itself.     

2008-1-3.

0940.  A website would not close.  Filed an error report.

1632.  A website would not close.  Filed an error report.

1651. MicroShit often changed the font size and even the font.

 

2008-1-3.

1347.  Microsoft would not delete a folder until I restarted, much later than this.

1348.  Screensaver appears, but Microsoft will not power off.

 

2008-1-5.

0824.  Working for 1½-hours on a word processing file, it was copied onto floppy.  Attempting to copy to documents folder, MicroShit flashed a box about or being unable to save the file because of a “mapping” problem.  The file was lost.  MicroShit deserves to be destroyed because of this alone.

0925.  MicroShit told me that we could not delete a file.  We had asked it to save a file.

1126.  Twice in a row it would not close a page and we sent an error report.

1508.  For the nth time MicroShit would not X off a page but the page reduced in size.  Only with difficulty can these pages be terminated.

 

1520.  For the nth time the MacAfee security update notice brought the computer out of sleep mode.

1524.  The modem was off because in not so the DVD drives corrupt.  Attempting to watch a DVD, twice it went to the Google page and MicroShit said “Working offline try again”.  One frame over laid another.  It took five minutes to delete them.

  MicroShit will not play at least 25% of off-the-shelf videos.

1559.  A useless box appeared: Your desk top has been reconfigured.  Do you want to keep it?

1604.  Attempting to play a DVD MicroShit show the garbage half-dozen times: Webpage unavailable offline.

 

2008-1-6.

0844-1010.  This has happened before.  For no reason the ¶ appeared at the end of each sentence, between paragraphs, at the head of each line break, in the header and footer, ad middle dots appeared between each word.  We were copying from a webpage and the page’s formatting reappeared.  Every single word document was infected although this file was not saved.

  Correcting this idiotic MicroShit glitch, the ¶ symbol was found among the hidden tool  bar icons. You select it and click, although this took three tries.

1036.  For the 100th time a webpage would not close, an error report filed.

1115.  Spent an hour correcting “Block” formatting.

1507.  X-ing a webpage received “This program is not responding” box three times.  finally getting rid of  it, I received “You chose to end a unresponsive  program” box.  X-ed it off and it came back, then again, then again.

 

2008-1-7.

0831.  MicroShit refused, yet again, to delete a webpage.  Sent an error report, then clicked off the “Ended Program” box.  Then I had to send another error report, and click off another “Ended Program” box.  Then I had to send another error report, and click off another “Ended Program” box.  Sometimes it goes on longer than this because this is the 21st century and this is MicroShit which we do no have a choice about.

1600.  Google overrode DVD play although modem was off.  We clicked off useless and partial boxes and junk for three minutes.  Jerking at various speeds after long minutes the DVD stopped playing.

1623.  Finally got it straightened out.

1700.  MicroShit would not clear a flash drive for ejection.

1717.  MicroShit would not delete a webpage.  We clicked “End now” and filed an Error Report.

 

2008-1-8.

0712.  MicroShit would not close a webpage.  Sent an error report, but then the blank Error Report box and the hourglass would not disappear.  add buttons on the task bar froze.  I had to restart manually.

0720.  The machine came on but would not stop coming on.

0730.  Restarted the restart.  This latest MicroShit started prior to 0700.

0955.  MicroShit regularly changes fonts when not requested to do so.

1715.  Thrice we attempted to past into an email.  Thrice we got a box, yea, reading: “The driver is not ready.  Please verify that the disk is in the drive and that the drawer is closed”.  Finally, we gave up.

 

2008-1-9.

1339.  WMP refuses to function properly.

1505.  Box: Winamp ran into a problem.  We filed an error report, probably the 500th.

1709.  It would not close a webpage.  Attempted to file error report, but MicroShit would not stop checking for the error.

1712.  Box: DrWatson Postmortem Debugger engaged.  Sent error report.

 

2008-1-10.

0724.  MicroShit would not delete a webpage.  Three minutes were consumed fucking around trying to file an error report and delete the webpage.

1727.  Had to manually delete 40 temporary files.

 

2008-1-11.

1230-1306.  Deleted a folder but only the contents were deleted, not the folder.  Repeatedly received the message that the contents were in use.  Had to restart the computer to be rid of it.

1600.  Had to physically turn off the computer because MicroShit locked in “Preparing to standby”.

  This morning it took half-hour and the deleing of innumerable boxes to X off email, not unusual.

 

2008-1-13.

0803.  Webpage would not delete.  Filing error report broke streaming connection.  This happens regularly.

0834.  The folder deleted yesterday (1230-1306) reappeared.

 

2008-1-14, 0929.  Often when termination Solitaire a Data Execution Prevention box appears.  This has to be clicked  off.  then you file an error report.  Then the “close” box must be clicked off.  Hundreds of times this has been done.

2008-1-16, 1609.  A small Media Center window appeared over the CyberLink screen: “Player incompatible with contents of disk”.

 

2008-1-17.

0711.  Often the search function does not work.

0745.  When there is but one CD cover to display on a Music Folder, MicroShit quarters the folder displaying a tiny CD cover.

1000.  It takes long to copy, the hour glass displays.

1020.  The My Pictures window and many others will not totally vanish.

1027.  Often the Search function will not work.

 

1032.  Sometimes MicroShit will not operate the Cruzer flash drive.

1110.  “Internet Explorer has encountered a problem with add-on and needs to close”.

1200.  Despite correctly disabling the monitor’s Resolution Reminder it reappeared.

1201.  Only some of today’s fuck-ups have been noted.  Only a small fraction of fuck-ups have been jotted down.  This is but an infinitesimal amount of the fuck-ups we have encountered using this software, truly deserving its new name, its true name: Mighty MicroShit.

 

2008-1-19.

1508.  MicroShit closed two web pages, which means we had to start over with them.  Filed two error reports.

1603.  Several partial windows remained on screen.  It would not access two different make flash drives.  MicroShit was sluggish.  Restarted.

1614.  It would not go to standby.  It kept preparing to standby.  Turned the machine off.

 

2008-1-21.

1053.  Trying to terminate web pages, the screen froze, later the “End now” box appeared.  we had to delete the End now box about ten times for five pages, file as many error reports and delete as many “error reported boxes.  this was not all of the MicroShits that occurred.

2120.  CyberLink would not play after a pause.  could not delete the interface.  could not restart.  manually restarted the computer.

 

2008-1-22.

0650.  The monitor’s Resolution Reminder still appears on screen.  this bit of pesky fluff has been disabled a thousand times.

1344.  Visualizations appeared full screen, but with the shortcut icons.  This was not commanded.  After along and frustration hassle, MicroShit ended the program.  There were more MicroShits after that.

 

2008-1-24.

0815.  Three web pages froze.  We could not delete them.  No controls worked.  We could not restart.  This MicroShit appeared: To activate this control press space bar.  Whatever it was it did not work.  Had to restart manually.

1616.  CyberLink jerked to a stuttering stop.  Boxes, some strange, which could not be deleted, and parts of windows, and parts of pages that could not be deleted froze on the screen.  We had to restart manually.

 

2008-1-25.

0812.  Six to seven web pages and partial web pages, boxes and parts thereof froze on the screen.  We had to restart manually.

1014.  A partial folder window froze when I clicked a link.  Tried it again and the same thing happened.  Went to and returned from standby.  Both the partial windows were competed with the blue screen.  Restarted.  C. 30-minutes were wasted.

1123.  Despite following expert advice the monitor’s Resolution Reminder continuously reappears.

  The McAfee feces has appeared thousands of time since acquiring the computer.

 

2008-1-26.

1550.  CyberLink froze on the screen.

1620.  CyberLink went to a gray screen and froze.  All buttons were inoperative.  Had to restart manually.

 

2008-1-31.

0613.  Since the last, we filed the umpteenth error report because a webpage would not click off.  Other problems too complex and numerous to mention occur because of this.

0617.  In Favorites the links have been inactive for tow days.  This has happened before.  Scores of email MicroShits have happened since last reported.  Thousands of MicroShits have gone unreported at this desk.

 

2008-2-3.

0913.  Instead of word documents, blank white frames opened.  Then it made only “Read only” copies.  Each file had t be saved as a new word document.  The blank documents could not be deleted and partial boxes.  Had to restart.

1009.  MicroShit will often not make fractions: ½ for 1/4, etc.

 

2008-2-5, 1740.  Paused CyberLink, all controls froze except Start Menu.  Restarted.

 

2008-2-6.

1344.  Google popped on screen unbidden.  AN error report was filed.  This entailed five minutes of attempting to delete MicroShit boxes.

1517.  A visualization appeared over DVD playing on CyberLink.  We had to click everything off and start over.

1555.  MicroShit would not go to standby.  Had to turn the computer off.

1559.  The monitor’s Resolution Reminder is a piece of shit.

1742.  MacAfee interfered with some “PUP” bullshit concerning the word document I was using.

 

2008-2-9.

0958.  MicroShit would not delete c. 100 temporary files.  Had to manually delete them.  Numerous error reports have so far been filed with the attendant unnecessary hassle.  Dozens of It opens a window a piece at a time.  Many partial windows and boxes litter the screen.  Word documents will not open.  It has not been operating flash drives properly, giving false messages.  Internet Explorer will not appear.  The “processing indication” on the front of the computer has not gone off ½-hour.

1040.  MicroShit would not load email in safe mode.  Still have no Internet Explorer.

1100.  Computer had to be restarted twice.

1422.  MicroShit still will not delete temporary files.

 

2008-2-11, 1747.  About 8-times, I deleted “End program now” boxes.  The program would not end.  Finally, I turned the computer off manually.  This happens often.  More shit from MicroShit.

 

2008-2-13, 0647.  For the nth time MicroShit will not close a web page.  It takes long to do this.  Pages, windows and boxes become blank and/or fragmented.  An least one error report, sometimes several, have to be filed.

 

2008-2-22.

1339.  MicroShit froze from closing down web pages again.  We could not turn the computer off.  we had to unplug it before we could restart it.  because of MicroShit, we again lost data, and had to deal with that weirs “Normal template” shit.

1551.  Returned and found MicroShit had frozen on “Preparing to standby”.

 

2008-2-24, 1004.  Copied files to flash drive no. 1.  Copying the files to flash drive no. 2 this message appeared: “Cannot find root file”.

  We have stopped reporting most malfunctions.

 

2008-2-29, 1469.  Returned to the desk and found that MicroShit had frozen the computer.  Then, of it’s own, it shut off.

  Scores of other MicroShits occur daily which we do not set down.

2008-3-1, 1519.  CyberLink froze the computer, had to manually restart.

 

2008-3-2.

0816.  After infuriating trouble, MicroShit would not restart or turn off.  We had to turn the computer off and on manually.

0822.  MicroShit would not stop coming on, and it would not display the taskbar.

0825.  “The file Normal already exist.  Do you want to replace the existing file?” appeared for the nth time.

0840.  Typed but no characters appeared.

1327.  MicroShit opened a blank WD instead of cancelling the one I was working on, then many partial windows and a great fucking hassle.

 

2008-3-3, 0749.  MacAfee notices have appeared thousands of times often with exceedingly loud annoying electronic chimes sounding into the ears through earphones.

                The problem with shitty CyberLink has in no way abated.

 

2008-3-4.

1055.  MicroShit would not link from word documents.  Attempted to restart the computer, got the usual box “End Program – WINWORD.EX”.  it has never worked.

1219.  Returned to find that MicroShit had for the hundredth time frozen the task bar.  We had to turn off and restart the machine manually.

2008-3-7, 1503.  Turned off the modem to watch a DVD.  Turning it back on MicroShit froze all controls.  The computer had to be turned off and on manually.

 

2008-3-8.

1356.  Despite following the second set of instructions from Gateway, the CyberLink Resolution Reminder still appears dozens of times per day.

2145.  MicroShit would not end “Preparing to standby”.  We had to turn it off manually.

 

2008-3-10, 1924-1938.  MicroShit would not bring the computer out of sleep mode.  The on/off switch was inoperative.  We unplugged the computer, waited 10-seconds, and plugged it back up.  The CD drive revved up but would not kick off.  The power light did not light.  The computer did not come on.  Twice more we unplugged the computer, waiting longer intervals before plugging in.  The fourth time we held in the on/off switch and thankfully MicroShit allowed us to use our computer.

 

2008-3-11, 1630-1643.  MicroShit would not bring the computer out of sleep mode.  It would not turn off.  Unplugged it, held the on/off switch down and re-plugged it, the E Drive revved but it would not come on.  Unplugged it and waited, tried again, it would not come on.  Using this procedure a third time the E Drive revved, the power lamp came on but nothing else.  The next time I held the on-switch in unplugging and re-plugging and MicroShit let the computer come on.

 

2008-3-13.

1022.  Computer would not come out of standby.  Unplugged and re-plugged the computer holding in the on/off switch.  No telling how long MicroShit will make this necessary.

1602.  For the hundredth time Media Center overrode CyberLink.

1102.  X-ed off the MacAfee Security Center popup for the 1000th time.  Ditto for the CyberLink Resolution Reminder.

1445.  Microsoft would not bring it out of standby.

 

2008-3-14.

0455.  MicroShit brought it out of standby, but the monitor would not come on.  Received a “Stop Error” message and this is a “serious error”.  Filed report.

0500.

  1. Decided to restart the computer.  It restarted continuously like it has been doing.  Held

      in the stop/start switch it came on continuously (the E-drive revved).

  2. Did it again.  This time, holding in the on/off switch it shut down after it got up to speed.

  3. Pressed the switch, it began again but came on continuously.

  4. Ditto above.

0538.  MicroShit let the computer come on.  Filed a second error report.  Whenever this scenario is enacted I find Document Recovery boxes in my word documents.

1601.  MicroShit would not return from standby.  But, amazingly, the on/off switch worked.  After several tries MicroShit let the machine come on without continuous restarting.

 

2008-3-15.

1210.  MicroShit would not return from standby.  The on/off switch would not allow it to restart, no would simply unplugging then re-plugging.

1212.  MicroShit restarted when I held on/off and disconnected then reconnected.  But as has happened the last two times, I have no Internet connection.

1215.  As usual, MicroShit will not let me end a program, nor delete the bothersome End Program box.

1217.  It would not restart.  I had to hold the on/off switch, disconnect then reconnect.

1250.  MicroShit restored Internet connection.

1625.  MicroShit would not come out of standby and would not restart.  Had to hold the on/of switch, etc.

 

2008-3-16.

1039.  Would not return from standby.  The on/off switch would not work— it went back into standby when pressed.  Held in on/off, etc.

1243.

  1. MicroShit would not bring it out of standby.  Used the on/off dis/con procedure.  It

      came on continuously.

  2. Used the on/off dis/con procedure, it revved but turned itself off.

  3. Used the on/off...  It came on continuously.

  4. Unplugged it and plugged it back up.  it came on continuously.

  5. Used the on/off...  it came on but shut down.

  6. Pressed the on/off switch it came on continuously.

  7. Used the on/off dis/con procedure again.

 

1254.  Ditto.  MicroShit brought the computer online.

1518.  Inserted a DVD and it went to standby.  It would not come out of standby.  On the second attempt with the on/off procedure it came online.

 

2008-3-17.

1312-1318.  MicroShit would not start the computer until the fourth infuriating try.

1504.  For half-hour or so MicroShit had been hanging when I go to save a file.  When I right click a file or folder, a long time passes before the menus appears.

  The courser disappeared for a minute.

1757.  Streaming music, the monitor blinked off and could not be restored.  The tool bar was task bar was not visible.  Amazingly, the on/off switch worked.  Thank you MicroShit, you lousy motherfuckers.

 

2008-3-19, 1045.  MicroShit would not return control to us from standby, but despite their best efforts on the fourth on/off sequence, we got it to work.

2008-3-20.

1300.  Computer would not start from being turned off.  On the fourth try it finally started.

  Several error reports filed.  Since last noted dozens of error reports have been filed.

 

2008-3-22.

1215.  After 8 tries MicroShit turned the computer came on.

1946.  MicroShit went to standby when exiting a DVD.  Six starts would not restart it.

 

2008-3-23.

0730.  MicroShit started.  Received a “stop error” message.

1230-1334.  Dozens of tries to reboot failed.  Uninstalling and reinstalling NVIDIA GeForce 6100 video device driver and checking for updated software (had the latest) for my video card did no good.

                It won’t restart.

                Rebooting is hit or miss.

                Sometimes it restarts continuously.

 

2008-3-24, 1736-1741.  MicroShit would not come out of standby.  It took nine tries to reboot.

2008-3-25, 0710.  MicroShit rebooted.  Then it gave me the Global Normal Template hassle, a familiar warning about ActiveShield missing or improperly installed, and a familiar warning about McAfee Anti Virus protection, and much other incomprehensible MicroShit.

2008-3-25, 1633.  All the time I have spent trying to make MicroShit work has done no good.  MicroShit will not come out of standby.  Five times the on/off switch resulted in coming on continuously.  Then it took two pluggings . . .

 

2008-3-26.

0734.  For weeks the McAfee VirusScan has not been on.  Trying to enable it only produces the McAfee VirusScan dialog box.

0737.  MicroShit would not restart.  The on/off light stays on but MicroShit goes into sleep mode.  It will not come out of sleep mode.  It took three pluggings . . .

1230.  It took ten tries for the computer to come on.

 

2008-3-29, 0731.  Received a dialog box saying: Stack overflow line 7.

2008-3-31.

0731.  Two attempts were required to reboot.

1520.  CyberLink froze.  Had to reboot.

 

2008-3-31.

0907.  MicroShit caused great trouble on the Internet lasting half hour.  The “Debugger” dialog box popped up.  It would not restart.  On first re-plugging it rebooted.

1345.  would not restart.  Took three tries to reboot.

2008-4-1, 0714.  Three tries to make it reboot.

2008-4-4.  Twice MicroShit would not come out of standby.  Total tries to reboot five.

2008-4-5, 0722.  Found a strange HOT KEY tab on the task bar.

 

2008-4-7.

1220.  Threw out 17 of 25 Memorex CD-RWs MicroShit destroyed.

  For weeks, Media Player has been overriding CyberLink in a small window causing great hassle.

 

2008-4-10, 1150.  About seven tries to start machine from standby.

2008-4-17.

0622.  MicroShit would not reboot.  Took three goes with the plug before it rebooted.

1512.  CyberLink froze.  Had to reboot by switching off then on.

2008-4-18, 1734.  Twice, while resting the cursor on the deck in solitaire, the deck unfolded madly.  For log moments it would not stop.

 

2008-4-21.

1544.  CyberLink froze.  No tabs worked.  Had to restart.  Amazingly MicroShit did it in one try.

1820.  MicroShit would not return from standby.  It took three tries to reboot.

1821.  MacAfee is shit too.  Their reminder to renew the subscription has been deleted thousands of times.  Also, daily error reports are filed to MicroShit.

1822.  MicroShit fouled downloading a CD from iTunes.  Meditative music, MicroShit put the numbers in a scrambled order, so that instead of a smooth musical composition, it sounds like the numbers were hacked apart with a hatchet.  I have burned three Memorex CD-Rs of the music and MicroShit still sounds like shit.

 

2008-4-22.

1017.  MicroShit would not return from standby.  It seven tries to reboot.  Received the “Normal template” dialog box, also a dialog box about “viewing saved files”.

1400.  For the 100th or so time, MicroShit froze on a website.  I filed an error report and fucked with other MicroShit “helpfulness”.  Then the screen froze and I had to restart.  It rebooted on the third attempt.

1430.  For over a month, MicroShit barred us entrance to this website.  We have had six passwords.  Indeed, since purchasing the website there has been trouble with passwords because of MicroShit.

 

2008-4-23, 1330.  MicroShit wound not bring computer out of standby, three tries to reboot.

 

2008-4-24, 1633-1350.  For the 1000th time an Internet connection could not be broken.  It took the usual 2-3 minutes to file an error report.  DrWatson Postmortem Debugger did not close Microsoft like it said.  Seven to eight partial screens would not have to disappear.  Task bar and start menu were frozen.  Incredible a quick double push of the on/off button rebooted.

 

2008-4-25, 0939.  MicroShit would not return from standby.  It took six tries.  Received the “Normal template” dialog box, and the saved file bullshit.

 

2008-4-27.

0739.  M. would not come out of standby.  It rebooted on the third try.

1216.  MicroShit suddenly made  file Read Only.  This has happened often.

 

2008-4-29, 1525.  CyberLink froze on DVD.  Had to restart.

2008-4-30.

1040.  MicroShit would not return from standby; two tries to reboot.

1942.  MicroShit would not return from standby; three tries to reboot.  The “saved file” windows always appear after this.

 

2008-5-1, 2045.  Took five tries to reboot.

2008-5-2, 0654.  It took six tries using the switch, then unplugging and re-plugging, to rouse MicroShit from standby.

2008-5-4, 1430.  Within two tries M. would not return from standby.

2008-5-5, 0640.  It took two tries for M. reboot.

 

2008-5-6.

0626.  After 15-minutes MicroShit would not connect to the Internet or stop coming on the “operating light” would not go off.  Several partial windows appeared.  All controls froze.

0638.  MicroShit rebooted on the 6th try.

1220.  MicroShit went berserk trying to X off website.  Many partial pages, boxes windows littered the screen.  All controls froze.  Internet connection between modem and CPU is lost.

1236-?.  Rebooted.  No Internet connection.

 

2008-5-7, 0703.  we finally got Internet service restored.  MicroShit was not to blame.  The problem was corroded jacks on the Ethernet cable.

2008-5-10, 0750.  For the nth time MicroShit would not delete a webpage.  Yet another error report filed.

 

2008-5-11.

1015.  MicroShit would not bring it out of standby.  It took two tries with the power switch, and two re-pluggings.

117.  The “Normal Template” box popped up on screen.

1509.  Media Center overrode CyberLink for the nth time, appearing in a box on the DVD image, making CD jitter.

 

2008-5-14.

0625.  4 tries to return from standby.

1400.  7 tries to return from standby.

2008-5-15, 1103.  MicroShit took 3 tries to reboot from standby.

 

2008-5-20, 1115.

  1. Suddenly, every time I insert a flash drive, a dialog box appeasers: What do you want

      Windows to do?

  2. The search function often does not work.

2008-5-21, 1223.  Two tries to return from standby.

2008-5-23.

1610.  CyberLink shit froze taking two tries to restart.  “Hotkey Tab” tab appeared on task bar.

1623.  Folder icons to right of screen were squashed vertically.

 

2008-5-24.

1139.  Coming out of standby MicroShit turned off the MacAfee Virus Scan.  It has done that before, unknowing for a long period of time.  A dozen other MicroShit’s occurred.

1738.  MicroShit keeps telling me that a flash drive is full.  Found a strange file called WMPInfo.  Then I found that somehow MicroShit had downloaded 1.63G of music.

 

2008-5-25, 0730.  M. required two attempts (one “unplugging”) to return from standby.

2008-5-26, 2045.  Three tries to reboot.

2008-5-27, 0729.  Four tries to reboot.

2008-5-29, 0553.  Four tries to reboot.

 

2008-5-30.

1159.  Two tries before MicroShit would restart.

1242-1255.  CyberLink froze everything.  Had to restart which, surprisingly MicroShit did the first time.

2008-5-31.

1640.  Two tries to reboot.

1700.  The “Normal Template” mess.

 

2008-6-1, 2001.  Two tries to return from standby.

2008-62, 2038.  Three tries to return from standby.

2008-6-3, 0510.  Two tries to bring it out of standby.  These tries, recall, are unpluggings and re-pluggings of the power cable.

2008-6-4, 1510.  1. Wallpaper disappeared.  2. Photo albums out of order.

 

2008-6-5.

1044.  Two tries to restart.  Wallpaper did not appear.  After five tries the wallpaper did not appear.

1059.  Six tries to restart computer.  After c. 7 tries the wallpaper did not appear.

 

2008-6-6.

1126.  MicroShit would not shut down.  Had to restart by pulling the plug.

1219.  MicroShit is slow in executing clicks.

1704.  A massive file disappeared from a flash drive.

2008-6-7, 0701.  Two tries to restart.

 

2008-6-8.

0700.  Three tries to awaken from standby.

1204.  Three tries to awaken from standby.

2008-6-9, 0909.  Two tries to awaken from standby.

 

2008-6-16.

1111.  MicroShit still will not write to disks.  It always says the disk is full when it is not.

1113.  Two tries to restart.

1145.  after dozens of tries MicroShit backed up files onto a CD/RW disk.

 

2008-6-18.

0610.  Although computer was left on standby, MicroShit turned it on.  We found it running, and it was warm.  We do not know how long it had been on.

0906.  Computer seems to be running correctly.

1134.  Two tries to start.

 

2008-6-18.

1211.  Inexplicably, “markup” engages and the menu bar and tool bar were added to by a third blank bar.

1535.  Media Center twice overrode CyberLink, MicroShit facilitating this, causing harassing and infuriating problems.

 

2008-6-20.

0812.  MicroShit turned on Markup.  Tool bars fucked up.

1016.  MicroShit turned on Markup.  Tool bars fucked up.

1702.  MacAfee alerted a Trojan it could nor eliminate.  I deleted the file.  No file was deleted.

2008-6-21, 0706.  Markup is on.  We did not turn it on.  Did not know it existed until it manifested itself.

 

2008-6-22.

0701.  Markup is on.

1307.  MicroShit would not return from standby.  It took 12 tries to restart.

1525.  While watching a DVD with CyberLink a dialog box appeared: Common Language Runtime Debugging Service, “Application has generated an exception that could be handled”.  I clicked cancel but then: “No debugger found.  Clicked cancel and got: Generating crash report.  Canceled that and read: Media Center had found a problem and needs to close.

1530.  Restarted this MicroShit filth and surprisingly MicroShit did restart, but sluggishly and shattered bits of windows, tool bars and boxes piled onto the screen.

                Those responsible for the pricy computer being like it is should be executed.

 

2008-6-23.

0702.  Two tries to boot.  A certain folder when clicked has appeared only sluggishly for months.  Sometimes the folder must be clicked again.

0801.  Markup was mysteriously on again.  No idea why MicroShit does this.

1449.  Clicking on email twice this happened.  Dialog box: Another program is using this file.  Then another dialog box: File conversion outlook.  During this time a word document tab and inactive bar blinked.  Often tabs on the taskbar light up and blink.

 

2008-6-24.

0751.  Markup was on.  Lately, backspace often will not work.

0958.  Markup was on when I reopened a file.  Often clicking folders and tabs on the Quick Launch Bar, they will not work.

1045.  Clicking on email a dialog box appeared: Enter network password.

 

2008-6-25.

1121.  Backspace refuses to work sometimes.  Search had always refused to work properly.

1739.  Search in word document will not work.

1741.  Markup came on.

1743.  WD file became read only.  But after making a copy, before deleting the old, we discovered that the file was not read only.

1745.  Markup infuriatingly came on.

1751.  Markup came on.

1810.  X-ing off a folder window, an icon neat the center jumped to the last position.

1844.  Markup will not switch off.  MicroShit Office Word 2003 was suggesting inappropriate characters to be capitalized.

 

2008-6-26.

0826.  Two attempts to reboot.

1522.  MicroShit Media Center twice overrode CyberLink causing many problems.

1635.  The umpteenth error report filed because “Windows has encountered a problem”.

1749.  Copying to flash drive: “Could not find specified file”.  This has happened before for no apparent reason.

1809.  Solitaire was on screen.  Clicked on Internet Explorer, clicked on Windows Media Player but solitaire appeared.

1810.  Markup will not become inactive.

 

2008-6-27, 0601.  MicroShit would not leave standby.  It took one unplugging to reboot.

2008-6-28, 1648.  Thrice the dialog box appeared: “Windows Media Player is currently converting files in the background . . .”

 

2008-6-30.

1038.  E drive came on for 5 – 10 minutes.  This has happened before.

1357.  Three tries with switch and MicroShit would not reboot.  Then no response from the switch.  Then one re-plugging and M. rebooted.

1407.  Often as not icons do not work.

1628.  Two “My Music” tabs appeared on toolbar.

 

2008-7-1.

0655.  Three tries to reboot.

1644.  Many annoying and meaningless dialog boxes, warnings, etc., per usual.

2008-7-2.

0900.  It took two tries to reboot.

1230.  Email would not work.

 

2008-7-3.

0659.  8 tries to reboot.

1647.

  1. A hundred times “Potential Worm Activity Detected”, a MacAfee dialog, has had

      be clicked off.  it appears when I sent an email to the same recipient as previously.  It is

      nothing but an annoyance.

  2. MacAfee dialog box: “A web service update is ready to be installed,” has been deleted

      thousands of times.

 

2008-7-4.

1042.  “Error Copying File of folder.  Cannot Copy ‘file’.  The requested operation cannot be performed on a file with a user mapped section open”.  This bizarre dialog box appeared.  X=ed it off then tried to copy the file again.  MicroShit promptly wiped out 2 hours work.  I sacrificed my holiday to do this work.

2008-7-6, 1530.  media Center overrode CyberLink with a small screen.  This happens often.

 

2008-7-7.

0749.  Pressed enter to choose from Auto Text, the stinking Markup engaged showing corrections.

1023.  One folder holding two files, and another file were missing from a flash drive.  What software caused this inexcusable malfunction?

1359.  Email would not activate for hours.  MicroShit would not restart.  We were forced to use the power button to turn off the computer, then pressing it, it rebooted.

1711.  Another file missing from the same flash drive.

 

2008-7-8.

1214.  MicroShit Internet Explorer would not page back.  An error box occurred.  Deleting it closed out all three links.

1224.  Ditto above.

 

2008-7-9, 1132.  Usually when clicking Solitaire off from the task bar, this dialog box appears: DATA Execution prevention.  To help protect your computer, Windows has closed this program.  Clicking that off I an offered the opportunity of filing a Solitaire Game Applet error report.

 

2008-7-10, 0655.  9 tries to reboot.

 

2008-7-11.

o735.  3 tries to reboot.

1402.  9 tries to reboot but MicroShit showed no taskbar.  After 10 minutes of waiting for MicroShit to stop coming on, we turned MicroShit off.

1410.  2 tries to reboot.  It took MicroShit 7 minutes to stop coming on.  This is normal for mighty MicroShit.

 

2008-7-13, 0655.  Two tries to start.

2008-7-14, 0645.  MicroShit rebooted after 4 re-pluggings but the screen was blank. 

Paused for awhile.  Then three re-pluggings would not reboot.  Waited 10 minutes and re-plugged, then MicroShit rebooted.

 

2008-7-15.

0240.  4 tries to reboot.

0646.  2 tries to reboot.

2008-7-16.  M. took four tries to start.  Clicking Mozilla icon to reinstall session, Winamp came up with the session.

2008-7-17, 1241-1248.  M. will not save a file labeling it read only.  The file was not read only.  This has happened often.

 

2008-7-18.

1204.  Had to close at once.  MicroShit found a problem, itself.

0911.  finished ripping, Windows Media Player did not eject the CD.  It overrode a word document with the title and related data.  It froze.  WMP would not activate.  Clicking the tab on the taskbar, to close it, the menu appeared, and it opened the CD drawer.  I restarted but the screen went blank, the CPU blue light burned steadily, but all keys were dead.

 

2008-07-20, 0706.  MicroShit’s markup shit engaged of its own again.

2008-03-21.

1014.  MicroShit outlook had to close.

1400.  4 tries to reboot.

2008-7-22, 1518.  Media Center overrode CyberLink.  He took about 7 clicks to flush it.

2008-7-23, 0827.  Right clicking a dragging will not properly select.  It gives the two color selection used in certain functions.

 

2008-7-24.

1707.  The “Read Only” bullshit.  I saved the file under name X.  It later appeared in My Documents, but the original file was no longer Read  Only.

1728.  As usual the search will not function properly.

1826.  Markup has been  on several times since last noted.

 

2008-7-25.

0810.  Two tries to reboot.

1509.  Footnotes & Footnote Separator appeared unbidden.

 

2008-7-26, 1810.  Media Center overrode CyberLink.  This causes hassle each time, sometimes, like now, much hassle, taking many clicks to finally delete the small Media Center window when it appears instead of full screen.  And often it is the same with full screen because the cursor flickers.

1830.  WMP will not play a DVD past a certain point.

 

2008-7-27.

1449.  Microsoft Office Word 2003 is a ball of worms like the rest of their software.  In a file, I came across a sentence broken on two line and there was no way that I could correct this except by making a new file and saving text only.

 

2008-7-28.

0800.  Twice linking was unresponsive and I had to end the program.

1744.  The MicroShit read only fuckup.

 

2008-7-29.

1424-1434.  10 tries would not produce MicroShit email.

1444.  3 tries to reboot.

1450.  A link in email will not work; not at all unusual.

1515.  The Gateway FPD1975W TFT LCD Monitor lost its resolution setting.

 

2008-7-30.

0731.  For the 10,000th time, the standard MicroShit Outlook malfunction.  It cancels out whatever process I have going at the time.  An error report must be filed, etc.

1230.  3 tries with the on/off switch, and 1 re-plugging to get MicroShit to reboot.

 

2008-7-31.

1600.  2 tries to restart.

1609.  3 tries to restart.

1611.  The Gateway FPD1975W TFT LCD Monitor will no longer hide resolution settings it cannot display.

1750.  2 tries to restart.

 

2008-8-2, 0755.  2 tries to reboot.

2008-8-3, 1645.  MicroShit would not restart as usual.  On the first re-plugging, it rebooted.

2008-8-4, 0753.  Search would not work because of some “Format Right” bullshit.

2008-8-5, 1509.  2 tries to restart.

2008-8-8, 0714.  “An error has occurred in the script running on this page...”  There was no error.

 

2008-8-9.

1050.  The ruler often appears without being summoned.

1810.  2 tries to reboot.

2008-8-11, o717.  It took three tries with the power switch, and one re-plugging to get MicroShit to reboot.

2008-8-12, 1053.  MicroShit’s usual :Read Only” hassle, much ado for nothing.

 

2008-8-13.

0758.  On try with power switch, one re-plugging to restart.

1000-1023.  MicroShit’s “Read Only” shit.  Under the new name the text was there but labeled as having 0 KB.  Data is lost when you have to change names to save the file.  Of particular interest is the number of revisions.  This is about average time spent on this, not counting note taking.

1830.  The flash drive icons will not work.

 

2008-8-14.

0656.  Would not leave standby.  Rebooted on the first try.

0714.  After Windows updated my computer, it would not automatically restart, but did so on the second try.

0748.  Twice I was in Accessibility Options when this happened.  Pressing next, the icon size changed shrinking to the smallest size.  The five Google pages I keep ready popped onto the screen one after another, and then, clicking on tabs, etc., unrelated dialog boxes appeared.

  MicroShit has been acting wackier than usual today.

1242.  Clipboard icon did not vanish from taskbar when clipboard was Xed.

 

2008-8-15.

1234.  Would not come out of standby.  It took three tries.

1555.  Engaged CyberLink.  It began playing a DVD but Media Center stopped it with a “Media Center Message Center” dialog box.  Clicking it off and Media Center resumed playing.  Clicking that off CyberLink was playing beneath it.

 

2008-8-16.

1100.  Would not leave standby.  Two tries to reboot.

1125.  Filed the c. 1000th Solitaire applet error report.

1600.  MicroShit had to file an error report, adding to the other shit I have to constantly click.

1608.  Text went to a small size and could not be changed.

 

2008-8-17.

1124.  M. would not return from standby until 3 tries were made.

1202.  2 tries to return from standby.

1443.  A difficult to delete M. dialog box destroyed my concentration proclaiming my computer had 64 spyware infestations and other digital diseases.  Ran that MacAfee-shit and found 2 infestations of Adware-Starware.

1612. 2 tries to restart.

1622. 2 tries to restart.

 

2008-8-18.

0738.  It took MicroShit 4 tries to reboot.

1605.  Filthy MicroShit Media Center overrode CyberLink twice, first time with that  Message Center shit whatever that is.

1644.  Twice today I tried to install AV2009Install_880542.exe.  Twice it would not open, I sent error reports, the second time it took three clicks before one would go.

 

2008-8-19.

0943.  Microsoft Office encountered an error and needs to close.  We have seen these often.

1823.  M. would not copy a photo folder into flash drive and would not delete it because of incorrect format or some shit.

1832.  “Windows delay write failed.  Data lost.  This appeared several times.  M. would not copy a different folder  in the flash drive.

c. 1845.  M. forced me to reformat the flash drive.

 

2008-8-20, 0835.  Would not quit standby.  3 tries to reboot.

2008-8-22, 1047.  2 tries to return from standby.

 

Psywar 35

 

2008-8-23.

0824.  Program would not respond.  Filed error report.

0902.  Program would not respond.  Filed error report.

 

2008-8-26.

0746.  1.  5 tries to restart.  2.  Internet Explorer would not connect to server for half-hour.

0748.  MicroShit Office has encountered a problem.  Sent error report.

1318.  After laboriously inserting sets of 5 spades, 5 hearts, 5 diamonds, and 5 clubs alternately to separate daily entries, and give our Newsletter just a taste of pizzazz, MicroShit no longer translates those and the omega symbol into web documents.  It cost much time to change to apples.

 

2008-8-27.

0736.  The Script Error box appeared yet again, an annoying MacAfee ad for the 1000th time.  the usual MacAfee filth for the 10,000th time.  Had to delete desktop cleanup twice.

1243.  MicroShit opened research.

1226.  Dropping a folder into a folder on a flash drive, MicroShit said it could not move the file because it was in use.  Going into the folder the file was there.   Coming out of the folder the file then disappeared.

 1703.  MicroShit has caused untold frustration and waste by not activating links in documents.

 

2008-8-28.

1318.  2 tries to restart.

1319.  Thickness of cursor cannot be adjusted.

 

2008-8-30.

1200-1246.  MicroShit refuses to open a file because of some “registry policy setting”.  It says that the file was made on and old type of Microsoft Office.  Nope!  Total bullshit and the file has been opened before.  thus far I have not resolved this.

1237.  Two tries (one re-plugging) to restart.

 

2008-9-1.

0736.  Using Brother software, we translated 2.54 MB, 196 files and 2 folders.   Incredible, many we opened some of these files and altered them.  Now we discover that MicroShit refuses to open the files having somehow stored them as MicroShit Version 2.0.  We discovered more files that had been opened and altered but are now inaccessible bringing the total to near 3.0 MB.  We have no idea what to do.  The floppies were reformatted.

0749.  When x-ing off Office Clipboard, the next page down is out of alignment.

1220.  2 tries, one re-plugging to restart.

1350.  We found a way to open and save the files as MicroShit word documents although no formatting is saved.  It shall take long to correct these files.  MicroShit shits again.

 

1605.  MicroShit fucked u CyberLink shit while watching a DVD.  It took 8 re-pluggings and 15 minutes to reboot.

1626.  MicroShit malfunctioned in  a manner impossible to describe.  7 re-pluggings to reboot.

1630.  CyberLink shit placed an icon on my desktop.

1643.  Gave up trying to watch a DVD.  MicroShit, CyberShit strike again.

 

2008-9-2.

1520.  CyberShit would not play a DVD.  E drive would not stop spinning.  I could not open the CD drawer.  I could not restart it.  MicroShit would not turn the computer off.  I had to pull the plug.  It took 2 re-pluggings to reboot it.

1531.  The Media Center Message Center filth popped up.

1533.  Media Center shit played the DVD jerkingly.

1710.  Computer cut itself off.  It took 2 tries to reboot.

 

2008-9-3.

0629.  Lately we have filed numerous error reports from various MicroShit malfunctions.

1030.  5 tries, 4 re-pluggings to restart.

 

2008-9-4, 1735.  4 tries, 3 re-pluggings to restart.

2008-9-7, 1925.  Turning off the computer from the start menu, the hard drive shut down, the screen shut down, but the power light stayed on.

 

2008-9-8.

0857.  Left margins went awry.  This has happened before.  Many times tabs appear where tabs were not placed.  Both MicroShit above are deucedly difficult to correct.

1147.  As before, the cursor disappeared until we clicked on the save icon.  What we had instead of a cursor was a blank rectangle that gliding it over text the text disappeared.

2008-9-9.

1525.  CyberLink is fucked up again.  “No Disk in Drive” it tells me.  It has been in the drive for five minutes.  The CD drawer will not open.

1528.  It took two tries to restart.  Again the disk will not play and the CD drawer will not open.  I could not exit CyberShit so I tried to turn it off but it would not turn off.  I had to unplug.

1529.  It took two tries to restart.  This has all happened before.

 

2008-9-10, 0657.  Whenever I cut or copied and them went to past I got this: {http://xp-vista-update.net/?id=91873534231}.  Why?  We do not even know what that shit is.

2008-9-12.

1053.  4 tries to come out of standby.

1625.  5 tries to come out of standby.

 

2008-9-13.

0710.  On/off twice depressed would not work.  One unplugging to start.

1100.  2 tries to leave standby.

 

20o8-9-14.

0427.  2 tries to start.

1148.  7 tries to leave standby.

1149.  “Page X of Y” has disappeared from the header/footer menu.

 

20o8-9-16, 0751.  When the floppy drive kicks in, what ever folder of file I have just opened closes.

2008-9-17.

0700.  3 tries to start computer.

o717.  When moving the toolbar of the zoom screen, a shadow of it stays behind.  It later appeared over the normal screen.

 

2008-9-20.

0720.  It took MicroShit 2 tries to start.

1203.  It took MicroShit 3 tries to come out of standby.

1605.  Could not delete a nasty MacAfee advertisement.

1720.  Backing up files on  an external hard drive, for some reason MicroShit copied four of them into the recycle bin.  We found it wise to recopy 24.724 GB of files taking twice as long.

  MicroShit damaged our workday with dozens of annoying and inexplicable glitches. Microsoft is fifth rate software.

 

2008-9-21.

0954.  7 tries to restart.

1030.  8 tries to restart.

2008-9-22.

1345.  5 tries to reboot.

1745.  5 tries to restart.

 

2008-9-23.

0755.  The sound with the nasty McAfee ads cannot be turned off.

0915-1148.  No matter what I cut or copy this URL {http://windowsxp-privacy.net/?id= 12572 356374} appears.  It cannot be deleted from office clipboard.  This has happened before.

1141.  It took 5 re-pluggings to restart.

1520.  MicroShit would not play CD, nor open CD drawer.

1529.  MicroShit made us unplug/re-plug 8 times before the cocksuckers allowed us to reboot.

 

2008-9-24, 1411.  6 tries (5 re-pluggings) to leave standby.

2008-9-25, 0723.  2 tries to leave standby.

2008-9-26, 0630.  2 tries to start.

 

2008-9-27.

0545. 3 tries to restart.

0816.  Beginning several days ago, and becoming progressively worse, unwanted tabs are inserted by clicking the mouse; clicking to call up cursor, words select, and with another click the paragraph selects, and this will repeat though trying to avoid it.  Drag and drop is unresponsive, and difficult to use as it drops randomly.

2033.  Although computer was shut off, the number lock light on the keyboard could not be turned off.  Keyboard had to be unplugged.

 

2008-9-28.

0712.  2 tries to reboot.

0736.  6 tries to restart.

0747.  Without my permission and beyond my control, Mozilla Firefox has installed updates five to six times in the last two days.

 

2008-9-29, 1612.  CyberShit froze on a DVD.

2008-9-30.

1400.  MicroShit went crazy for 20 minutes.  The “working” lamp stayed on.  Dialog boxes and windows came and went.  Partial dialog boxes and windows uncalled for littered the screen.  Accepted hardware was lost.  Connections were made and dropt.  MicroShit showed the true worth of Bill Gates untrammeled, in your face, as always.

 

2008-10-1.

2000.  2 tries to reboot.

2009.  18 tries (17 re-pluggings) to restart.

2008-10-2, 0730.  2 tries (1 re-plugging) to restart.

2008-10-3, 1130.  2 tries to leave standby.

 

2008-10-4.

0730. 2 tries to reboot.

1417.  8 tries to leave sleep mode.

2008-10-5, 0818.  Page loading error on 3 pages, filed error report.  Hundreds of error reports filed with this computer.

 

2008-10-6.

0555.  2 tries to reboot.

1024.  Enter Network Password dialog box appeared twice.

 

2008-10-7.

0710.  2 tries to reboot.

1140.  Enter Network Password dialog box appeared thrice.

 

2008-10-8, 0726.  2 tries to reboot.

2008-10-9.

0719.  3 tries to reboot.

1404.  Enter Network Password dialog box appeared.

 

2008-10-10.

0730.  6 tries (4 unpluggings) to reboot.

1528.  3 tries to restart.

 

2008-10-11.

0757.  MicroShit would not copy files to CD after extensive effort.  E drive would not stop, drawer would not open.

0809.  12 tries to restart.

1253.  Property boxes from four folders appeared when plugging in hardware.

 

2008-10-12, 0727.  2 tries to reboot.

2008-10-13.

0745.  2 tries to reboot.

1345.  6 tries to leave standby.

 

2008-10-14.

0633.  2 tries to reboot.

1002.  2 tries to reboot.  MicroShit has placed super large icons and text on the screen in portrait mode.  We do not even have the software for this as far as we know.  The cursor is uncontrollable.  Resolution screen warnings are repeating.

1018.  8 re-pluggings to restart.  The screen remains the same.  Calling up EZ Tune, the window blinked repeatedly.  We repeated last procedure this four times.

 

1033.  5 re-pluggings to reboot.  No improvement.

1038.  MicroShit closed down access to settings throughout this entire infuriating fuckup of theirs.  We have no cursor.

1044-1053.  5 re-pluggings.

1059.  5 re-pluggings.

 

1103.  Went to control panel, but MicroShit will not delete the program.  When clicking remove, MicroShit displays a box: Resolution 640.  Requires VGA or better resolution.

1118.  MicroShit still will not remove the program, nor can we reload it.  We tried four-five times.

1212.  We went to system restore.  5 re-pluggings.  System restore worked.  Obviously, MicroShit did not write that bit of programming.

 

  Further proof why the multibillion dollar MicroShit should be destroyed.

1235. For 5 minutes, MicroShit would not move word document or folder icons without opening them.

1507.  MicroShit asked for Internet password.

1731.  Clicking email icon Internet password connected.

 

2008-10-15.

1058.  A file made this morning, not designated Read Only, would not save.

1430.  A white strip the width of the cursor and the height of the characters and two spaces appeared before and after a word.  The following page was out of joint.  Hitting return corrected the problem.

1544.  Adjusting the screen settings a “Display Settings” notification that I had never seen before appeared.

 

2008-10-16, 0640.  The dialog box about saving to the Normal Template” opened for no discernible reason.  Then that MicroShit Recovery Task Plane.

2008-10-17, 1522.  CyberLink froze, had to eject, begin again.

2008-10-18.

0730.  6 tries to reboot.

0759.  Sent error report.

1645.  CyberLink froze.  Had to eject a begin again.

 

2008-10-19.

0715.  2 tries to reboot.

1106.  8 tries, 7 re-pluggings to leave standby.

1220.  17 re-pluggings to reboot.

 

2008-10-20.

0750.  2 tries to reboot.

1733.  By unplugging the computer at the end of session, re-plugging it at the beginning of the next session, and turning on the power button, the computer immediately rebooted.

 

2008-10-21.

0725.  Ditto the above.

1530.  CyberShit would not play DVD.  It broke apart various screens leaving parts on the desktop.

 

2008-10-23, 1510.  CyberShit refused to play a DVD.

2008-10-24,1752.  Attempting to remove the read only flag which MicroShit has cursed us with, uncountable scores of stacked small screens appeared.  Ridding of the was quite vexing.  the read only flag cannot be, but must be, removed.

 

2008-10-29.

1557.  After reconfiguring my desktop, lately I have been getting a box that stupidly asks me if I want to keep the new configuration.

1700.  A “New Device” has been inexplicably popping up.  Sheesh!

 

2008-10-30.

0804.  Using full screen, two “Close Full Screen” boxes have been appearing.

1543.  As has happened hundreds of times, CyberShit began jerking, playing by fits and starts, requiring much hassle to rectify.

 

2008-11-2.

0700.  4 tries to leave sleep mode.

0921.  Downloaded updates.  10 times the “restart now or later” box appeared.

0936.  7 tries (6 re-pluggings) to restart.

1208.  Hitting delete changes the font to an unwanted font.  This happens often.

 

2008-11-3, 0751.  Auto insert often does not work.

2008-11-6, 1324.  That trashy Media Center appeared on screen unbidden, and was difficult to delete.

 

2008-11-7.

0643.  We have discovered that by unplugging the computer at the end of the session, and leaving it unplugged, then plugging it in beginning the next session, that when we press the power switch it will boot.

1130.  On full screen two “exit full screen” boxes often appear.  Closing one closes the full screen, but replaces it with the second box on the regular screen of another word document.

 

2008-11-8, 1029.  That McAfee filth over rode the visualization, for the 10,000th time destroying my concentration.

2008-11-9.

1002.  Clicking on a Word Document MicroShit froze the screen.  an error repot was filed.

1010.  Clicking open a folder window, it comes up full screen but snaps to a much reduced screen.  this happens every time.

 

2008-11-10, 0655.  Would not leave standby.  One re-plugging to reboot.

2008-11-11, 1317.  Word processing: search will not work yet again.

  “Page X of Y” is still missing from header/footer.

 

2008-11-13.

0943.  MicroShit is again telling us that word documents are read only when they are not.

1130.  2 tries to leave standby.

2008-11-14, 1209.  Windows Media Player returned from full screen format.  Pressing Alt + enter, it deleted from the left the desktop.  When watching visualizations, the top and bottom borders intrude continuously.

 

2008-11-16, 0734.  Email froze and cannot be deleted or accessed.  Menus from the taskbar would not disappear.  Pressing keys produced no response.

2008-11-17, 1454.  Dropping word documents into a folder, instead the folder opened.

2008-11-18.

1529.  CyberLink froze and went nuts for the nth time.

1810.  An icon disappeared from task bar.

 

2008-11-19, 1450.  CyberShit would not delete full frame of the CyberShit ad I have had to delete a thousand times.  Clicking to play DVD, CyberShit deleted itself.

 

2008-11-20.

0808.  12 script errors appeared noting something to do with eBay.  We have not been to eBay in years.  10 of these script errors did not appear on a website.

1709.  MicroShit threw up 2 debugging errors in succession.  Filed error reports.  The second time the box would not delete.

  For five minutes or more, the metronome icon would not vanish.  It soon stopped ticking.  I could not escape.  Ctrl-Alt-Del did nothing.  All icons, everything, froze.  Could not end process.  The end process window would not delete.  Partial boxes littered the screen.  I managed to go to standby with the power switch.  Rebooting required one try with the power switch then 6 re-pluggings.

1756. Instead of dropping a file a folder opened.

 

2008-11-21.

0813.  MicroShit would not connect to a site.  It barfed up “unresponsive program”.  Black shadow from the MacAfee filth lingered long on the screen.

0817.  Here we go again: script error.

1432.  A Cruzer flash drive is suddenly installing itself.  How can it?  All that garbage was deleted.

1458.  Using “full screen” to read a downloaded webpage, MicroShit would not exit this mode.  It took 6 minutes to straighten this out.

1644.  Instead of dropping a file in a folder, it opened the file.  Then MicroShit informed it could not find some kind of data.

 

2008-11-22, 0732-0738.  MicroShit Office arbitrarily set the left tab.  It does this often.

2008-11-24, 1142.  MicroShit has fucked up the quick start bar 5 times since Saturday. Also, again, it is inexcusably slow coming on and throughout the day.  Shit is what we got from the billionaire genus, who is so much better than us.

 

2008-11-25.

0604.  Deleted the MacAfee sit about the virus scan for the 10,000th.

0606.  Script error.

0613.  Script error.

0623.  MicroShit jumbles the quick start bar.

0626.  MicroShit Office spaced three words evenly across the line.

0633.  Deleted MacAfee shit, the yellow virus scan reminder.  This corporate shit has been deleted 10,000 times.

 

2008-11-26, 0802.  Quick start bar jumbled.  The usual incessant trouble with MacAfee and MicroShit pop-ups.  Dozens of times lately we had to restart email, and file error report.

 

2008-11-27.

0733.  Quick start bar jumbled.

1008.  Although we deleted the password to the FPD1975W TFT LCD Monitor because of the trouble it causes us, the software asked for it cutting off use of the monitor.  This happened twice.  the second time much time was lost.

 

2008-11-28.

0723.  Quick start bar jumbled.

1030.  Two tries to leave standby.  Quick start bar jumbled.

1205.  Dropping a file in a folder it opened the file instead.  This has happened scores of times.

 

2008-11-29, 0726.  Quick start bar jumbled.

2008-11-30.

0620.  Quick start bar jumbled.

1052.  10 tries (9 re-pluggings) to restart.  Quick start bar jumbled.

1509.  The Enter Internet Password stupidly appeared.

1654.  Internet Explorer apprized of a “Send/Receive Error”.  Internet Explorer has been deucedly slow.

 

2008-12-1, 0715.  Quick start bar jumbled yet again.

2008-12-2.

0721.  Quick start bar jumbled yet.

0734.  The Device Setup window appeared.  Serving no useful purpose, this piece of MicroShit, of course, messed some things up.

 

2008-12-3, 0730.  Quick start bar jumbled.

2008-12-4, 0644.  Quick start bar jumbled.

2008-12-5, 0714.  Quick start bar jumbled.  This is now a MicroShit standard.

 

2008-12-6.

0740.  Quick start bar, also would not delete a shortcut.  Filed error report.

1717.  A link embedded in email would not work.  Great difficulty was encountered after filing an error report.  Even more time wasted because of MicroShit.

 

2008-12-7.

0715.  Quick start bar jumbled.

0745-0826.   Attempting to straighten the quick start bar MicroShit went crazy.  Folder icons, the contents of My Documents, were spackled on the desktop and throughout three taskbars.  These were not shortcuts so they could not be deleted.  The icons immediately left of the time were columned.  Making a move only made things worse.  Finally a notice appeared saying the program was not working.  We filed an error report, but the MicroShit shit froze for several minutes.  Finally the Error Report box disappeared and MicroShit snapped everything back to where it belonged.  Three shortcuts to a folder were found in another folder.

1716.  Instead always dropping a file, MicroShit opens the folder.

 

2008-12-8.

0801.  MicroShit refuses to keep the icons on the quick start bar in the order they were left.

0843.  Found a the same shortcut alluded to at 1716 hours above in a different folder.

 

2008-12-9.

1212.  Icons on quick start bar will not hold position.  They jump around.

1355-1406.  The same MicroShit problems that happened to the quick start bar on the 7th happened again.

1713.  Six copies of an “OGG” file we did not make appeared in a folder.

2008-12-10, 0733.  Quick start bar jumbled per usual.  Internet Scrip Error Message.

 

2008-12-11.

0600.  Quick start bar jumbled per usual.

0614.  Internet Scrip Error Message.

0618.  Three types of MacAfee pop-ups have plagues us in their thousands in the two years we have owned this computer.  we want to give those corporate nazis their just deserts.

0709.  Internet Scrip Error Message interrupted our work.

0713, 0827, 0903.  Internet Scrip Error Message.

1344.  A short vertical yellow line persisted over the icons on the right of the quick start bar.  We were alerted a network cable was unplugged.  Not so.  One was unplugged an hour ago.

 

2008-12-13.

0815.  Six disruptive reminders that computer must be restarted to activate automatic updates.

1013.  Email connection error.

1151.  Enter Network Password box.

1206.  Enter Network Password box.

1212.  Ditto.

 

2008-12-14, 1329.  3 tries to leave sleep mode.

2008-12-16.

0610.  MicroShit is still jumbling the quick start bar.

0833.  Enter Net Password.

1714.  Device Set Up box, synchronize your device...  we are plagued with this MicroShit.

1717.  End Now Program Not Responding: this MicroShit plagues us as well.

 

2008-12-17, 0758.  MicroShit made yet another file “read only” when in use and I could not save the input data.  A new file had to be made.  MicroShit, infecting our computer, does this often.  Multiply these few MicroShits that we are able to document by an office of computers, and you can see the magnitude of the crime MicroShit is inflicting on the American people and the people of the planet.

1731.  For the 50th time the Device Setup filth.

 

2008-12-18.

0728.  Mozilla installing updates destroys my workflow.  This happens as a matter of course.  This is not MicroShit.

0739, 0802, 0827.  Enter Network Password.

0828.  Spam has been arriving but not in text, in weird symbols.

1204.  Filed an error report.  MicroShit would not open a folder window.

 

2008-12-19.

1229-1932.  Inserting CDRW into E-drive it ran for an inordinately long while.  MicroShit would not reject the disk even after it stopped.  We had to turn off the computer.

1233-1248.  One try with the switch, three re-pluggings to restart.

1450.  clicking off a word document, received an Internet Script Error.

 

2008-12-20.

1052.  Internet Explorer Script Error appeared over My Documents.

1123, 1126, 1132, 1134, 1140, 1227, 1243.  Internet Explorer Script Error appeared at a website.

1255.  Display Properties Box appeared unbidden.

 

2008-12-21.

0601.  The “Mozilla organize bookmark” function ceased working months ago.

0650.  We have filed dozens of MicroShit Office Outlook error reports since last noted.

1633.  Set display properties but they would not stick.  We still cannot hide display modes the monitor cannot display.

 

2008-12-22.

0932.  Device Setup Notice.

1443.  Script error.

 

2008-12-23.

0620.  Two tries to reboot.

1606-1615.  CyberShit froze on DVD.  We had to restart.

1709.  The MicroShit Device Setup box.

 

2008-12-24.

1145.  7 tries to restart (6) re-pluggings.

1221.  Internet Explorer Script Error appeared not at a website.

1626.  Clicking for CyberLink controls, the picture often reduces to a small window.

 

2008-12-25.

0820.  Internet Explorer Script Error appeared not at a website.

1216.  One try to reboot.  Merry Christmas.

 

2008-12-26.

1135.  6 Internet Explorer Script Error notices on folder windows thus far.

  It has become burdensome to record these overwhelmingly MicroShit computer glitches   The list is not all-inclusive.  These glitches are largely recurring.  Therefore only particularly troublesome and/or unique MicroShits will be recorded.

1217.  trying to burn My Pictures onto a CD, the files disappeared from sight.  We copied over them but still the file could not be seen.

 

1351.  MicroShit would not answer clicks on icons.  Windows were slow in opening “a stick at  a time”.  Icons began activating themselves.

1353.  With MicroShit GuitarPort does not work correctly.

1358.  Windows Installer popped up without cause.  Cancelling it took 20-30 seconds.

1430.  MicroShit is having a problem with “insufficient virtual memory”.

1508.  Display Properties Box would not disappear.

1610.  Nine (9) script errors have occurred since the note at 1135.

 

2008-12-28.

0840.  MicroShit would not write to CD RW.

0854.  CyberLink showed and ad instead of Erase Writable Media.

*******     ****   *******

2009

2009-1-6, 1727.  Filthy fucking MicroShit took over 1½-hours to write to one CD-RW.  Then the CD drawer would not open.  The filthy MicroShit would not reboot.  Then it would not fully display any window nor make web connections.  Programs had to be ended, error reports filed.

  All the MicroShits listed above are still ongoing.

 

2009-1-7.

0659.  9 tries to boot.

0856.  MicroShit email froze uploading.  In the right-hand panel were three icons for images from My Documents.

0934.  8 tries to restart.  This has taken over an hour.

0955.  It would not scroll through the recycle bin.  There have been constant MicroShits today.

1500.  Screen resolution of the Gateway monitor was frozen on the lowest resolution.

1508.  System Restore did not work properly.  Monitor went blank, computer was still on, could not restore screen.

1747.  It took 19 tries (18 re-pluggings) to reboot.

 

2009-1-8.

1302.  Sat behind computer to email manuscripts at 0614.  Nothing has been accomplished because of, we feel, MacAfee security garbage.  Sunday it cut us off from emailing manuscripts claiming they were spam.  This cost us hours.  Today it is “protocol error.”  Three backdating system restarts have been done.  The second one did not complete.  (It ended with an entire workday wasted.)

 

2009-1-9, 0615-0640.  MicroShit did not immediately start the computer upon plugging in.  It took 11 tries to start the computer.

 

2009-1-13.

0730-0950.  For the second day straight the computer came on via the power switch.  But then it ran three checks.  Assuming that it ran the, the screen went blank.  There was no way to activate it.  This has happened before.

0814.  It took 5 tries to reboot but then MicroShit shattered the taskbar.  Icons were reproduced several times on the desktop.  These could not be deleted without deleting the files.  The taskbar itself was all over various parts of the screen at one time taking up half the screen and there was no way to move it for lengthy periods.

0900.  Literally dozens of Script Error boxes.

0950.  Finally, cock-sucking shiteating MicroShit allows us to begin work.

 

2009-1-13, 1629.  CyberShit froze causing much trouble.

2009-1-15, 1135-1229.  This happened recently as well.  Downloaded three updates from MicroShit.  MicroShit cut the computer off.  This time it took us 17 tries to reboot, and the time indicated.

 

2009-1-16, 0700-0807.  MicroShit took 23 tries to reboot.

2009-1-18, 1010-1047.  CD drawer would not open.  9 tries to reboot.

 

2009-1-21.

1220-1242.  9 tries to reboot.

1320-1345.  EZ Tune overrode the monitor with faint black and white asking for the password although the password has been deleted twice.  Straightening that out, pasting from email then Pressing, “Keep text only” did not work.  Cutting and pasting portions of that produced unreadable dark blue text.  Pressing, “Keep text only” made it disappear.

 

2009-1-23.

0715-0824.  Email froze when accessing.  MicroShit respond to clicking.  Fragments of dialog boxes and windows scattered on screen.  MicroShit is slow elsewhere.  7 tries to restart, problem unsolved.

0826-1006.  System restored but no improvement.  MicroShit informed me the operation had failed.  Still no email response.  The metronome beats continuously.  A MacAfee SpamKiller box displays on all screens.

1024.  MicroShit downloaded all email thrice.  it gives the volume of on such message as 3 MB when it is only a few kilobytes.  Still no response to clicking on email icons, extremely slow response elsewhere, and all the other MicroShits noted above persist.

 

1029.  MicroShit tells us a file is locked.  it is not.  Much difficulty opening a word document.

1042.  The monitor went blank.

1044-1144.  It took twenty-one (21) tries to get MicroShit to reboot.

1220.  MicroShit finally has calmed down.  This filth in our computer, MicroShit, has cost us five hours work and more.  Today’s planned tasks cannot be attempted.

 

2009-2-6.

1435.  Mighty MicroShit has frozen many windows, nothing works, the filth displays partial frames, etc.

1444.  The monopoly MicroShit is checking filing system.

1513.  MicroShit is finished checking.  Then monopoly MicroShit blanked out the screen.

1524.  Finally rebooted.

 

2009-2-7, 0738.  We experienced the same MicroShit problem as yesterday but not as severe.  Error report filed.

2009-2-8.

0710-0800.  MicroShit took twenty-five (25) re-pluggings to reboot.

1410-1420.  CD drawer again would not open.  Two tries to reboot.

 

2009-2-15.

0810-0854.  MicroShit took thirty-three 33 tries to reboot.

1755-1819.  CD drawer would not open and E drive was running per usual.

 

2009-2-19, 0730.  MicroShit preformed a lengthy check of the disks.  We had no Internet service until unplugging and re-plugging the modem.  Search function did not work.

 

2009-2-20, 0610-0625.  Computer made a worrisome clicking sound when coming on.  The top quarter of the desktop was blank.  After clicking on icons, the mouse did not work, the next screen only flickered.  One Google screen came up, but the second, etc., came up blank.

 

2009-2-23, 1322.  Among usual endless malfunctions it hassled with two dialog boxes about the Normal Template.

2009-2-24.  AutoText often does not work.

2009-2-26.

0755.  I have X-ed off MacAfee notices: Virus Protection, Virus Scan, and Web Service Update, thousands of times.  The only way to avoid this infuriating harassment is to buy MacAfee’s filthy capitalist shit.

1300.  Windows Media Player (MicroShit) suddenly switched from streaming to media library and cut off streaming.

 

2009-3-6, 1140.  MicroShit has cost us three more CD RWs.

2009-3-7, 1100-1110.  MicroShit refused to open a word document claiming it was corrupt.  Good thing we had just backed up the file because MicroShit would not open it.

2009-3-8.

0958-1211.  Sound went out on Windows Media Player only.  It took four tries to restart.  WMP sound was still out until moments ago when it reappeared.

1403.  E drive spun rapidly and not stopping.  Putting in another CD it repeated the MicroShit.  This unnerving MicroShit happened regularly when this Gateway shit was new.

 

2009-3-9.  Our optical Gateway mouse has been defected from date of purchase although we were only recently aware of it.  The right clicker has almost no play in it.  It is so tight that it does not click.  the POS is maddeningly difficult to use.

 

2009-3-11, 1350-1740.  After closing down computer, MicroShit would not connect to the Internet using Internet Explorer or Google.

2009-3-13, 1130.  MicroShit informed us that it could not copy all the files from a folder as they were corrupted.  This has happened before.  This time, it would not show the files on a flash drive as well.  Scanning the files later, we found nothing missing, but these were extensive files.

2009-3-14, 0740-0830.  It took twelve 11 re-pluggings, plus the initial try, fro it to boot.

2009-3-16, 1447-1457.  Six tries to reboot.

 

Psywar 36

 

2009-3-17.

0705-0958.  MicroShit required thirty-seven (37) tries to boot.

1010-1023.  With four windows open on Mozilla Firefox, computer would not access Internet.  the four windows could not be deleted.  Adobe Reader appeared.  When the MF windows were deleted.  Access to Internet was denied.

1251.  Right click on folder froze the menu and screen for minutes.

1256.  A zip folder mysterious appeared.  Yet another day wasted and ruined by MicroShit.

 

2009-3-20.

0721-0801.  7 tries to boot.

1153-1222.  8 tries to boot.

2009-3-24, 0704-0807.  Ten tries to boot.

2009-3-30, 0753 to 1150.  Forty (40) tries before MicroShit would boot.

 

2009-4-4.

0749-c. 1445.  MicroShit repeatedly asked for the email password.  However, it would not accept the password so we had no email.

  For months, two of our email boxes have not been receiving mail sent from here (or anywhere else), although email can be sent.  These are business boxes.  A third email box receives from other locations, but not this one.

1315-1438.  Seven tries to reboot.

 

2009-4-6, 1300-1500: Friday MicroShit would not allow the floppy drive to work, now it is the Lexmark all-in-one.

2009-4-8, 1754.  CyberShit would not make a second copy of a data DVD.

2009-4-9, 1110.  Yet again, this headache when MicroShit tells us a file is read only when it was not, yet we have to save it under another name, delete the original, rename the new file, several times.

2009-4-10, 1042.  MicroShit’s “Read only” file bullshit.

2009-4-13, 1827.  Yet again MicroShit “cannot create or replace My Pictures”.  It cannot find the specified file.  Then the flash drive went blank.

 

2009-4-14.

1213.  This cost hours.  we could not delete the old My Photos because MicroShit says the folder is being used by someone else.  MicroShit marked the folder read only and despite professional advice there is no way to remove the Read Only designation.  This has happened hundreds of times.

1430.  It only took six tries to reboot.

  “Cannot create or replace My Pictures” plagued us for 4-5 hours.

 

2009-4-15.

1023.  Clicking on Properties the menu would not manifest.  Simply filing an error report was a frustrating experience.  Clinking off Error Report all icons and the taskbar disappeared.  Fooling around brought these back.  Going to Screensaver and setting time we clicked off Properties box and the screensaver disappeared.  Keep in mind, although we have contracted some filth recently from filthy people, these recent malfunctions have plagues us since we plugged this computer in.

1732.  Clicking off WMP the page disappeared but the music keeps going.  It cannot be stopped or changed.  This has happened often before.

 

2009-4-17, 0725-0802.  Six tries to boot.

2009-4-18, 1625-1649.  Eight tries to reboot.

2009-4-21, 0715-0948.  Four tries to restart.

2009-4-27.  1300-1349.  C. eight tries to boot.

 

2009-4-28.

0720.  Deleting the supposed saved portion of a WD that had been properly closed, MicroShit informed us it could not find the disk.  This has happened scores of times.

1204.  The Normal Template shit, and the Recovery Plane MicroShit.

 

2009-4-29.

0805-0815.  Clicked an icon M. would not display the document.  Nor would it display the Task Master.

0815-0836.  Eight tries to reboot.

0841.  The usual hassle for the nth time over the Saved Text Panel when it could not have saved text as all files are always closed at shutdown.  Three different dialog boxes informed that it could not X off the Saved Text Panel.  X-ing them off we X-ed off the Saved Text Panel.

 

2009-4-30.

0714-0749.  Seven tries to restart.

c. 1440.  Computer would not restart from sleep mode.

 

2009-5-1.

0826-0848.  Eight tries to boot.

0848-0859.  The time it took to open a single word document.

1110.  Hassle about closing a file, the Normal Template shit.

 

2009-5-2.

1600-1729.  MicroShit went into sleep mode.  Nine tries to reboot.

1730.  Great hassle with the Normal Template filth.

 

2009-5-3.

0903-1055.  19 tries (18 re-pluggings) to boot.

1050.  Three dialog boxed to delete with the Saved Text Panel and Normal Template dung.

1513-1645.  Eleven tries to boot.

 

2009-5-4.

0739-0955.  20 tires to boot.

0956.  Observed for years.  Placing a date in the Auto Text file, it reverts to a previous date usually the previous day.  Presently it skipped back two days.

 

2009-5-6.  The headphone jack no longer works.  The microphone jack must be used to hear through headphones.

2009-5-7, 0727-0945.  Eight tries to boot.  MicroShit caused other nonsensical problems.

2009-5-8, 0618-0740.  Fifteen tries to start.

2009-5-10, 0706-0910.  Fifteen tries to boot.  The usual MicroShits opening word documents.

 

2009-5-11.

0806-1325.  25 tries to reboot.

1325- c.  1410.  Microsoft would not connect to the Internet.  It would not End Program requiring scores of clicks, shattered images.  It takes the MicroShit c. five minutes to open a simple word document.

  Nothing accomplished again today because of MicroShit.

 

2009-5-12.

  1.  MicroShit made necessary the reformatting of a 3.5 inch floppy for the nth time.

  2.  Hassle with MicroShit’s “Read Only” crap.

  3.  1000-1030.  For the nth time, the Windows Media Player shit kept disconnecting

       streaming music.  Happening hundreds of times, it often occurs with I am working

       with images offline, usually breaking when pressing a key.

 

2009-5-13, 0715-1203.  Seventeen tries to boot.  Word documents are incredibly slow opening.

2009-5-22, 1645.  As ahs happened many times before, MicroShit switches to another font.

2009-5-24, 0635-0945.  (15) tries to boot MicroShit.

•••   ••  •••••• • ••   •••

2009-5-25.

0658-0830.  Fourteen (14) tries to boot.

0658-1912.  Reformatted main computer.  MicroShit kept logging off.  Then, with the restarting problem, it took c. ten tries to get it reformatted.  It still will not come out of sleep mode.  The same problem with starting exists.

                We picked up viruses at {http://wtso.net/}  {http://wtso.net/movie/128-The%20Simpsons %201904%20I%20Don%27t%20Wanna%20Kno....html}.  We may have been infected at Star Trek the original series, Twilight Zone, and Family Guy sites as well.  We lost control of the main computer in that the SpywareRemover2009 filth automatically downloads.  It is difficult to stop it.  Internet radio station links were erased.

 

{http://www.2-spyware.com/remove-spywareremover-2009.html}

 

                SpywareRemover 2009 is a clone of Spyware Remover and VirusRemover frauds. Spyware Remover 2009 is delivered by trojans; those are usually Zlob, Vundo and similar downloader trojans.

 

                SpywareRemover2009 targets money.  Once it is installed on a computer, Spyware- Remover 2009 imitates computer scan and reports several infections.  It may also report remote attacks, low security settings and similar issues. SpywareRemover 2009 offers fixing all the problems for $51.45.  User should have in mind that Spyware Remover 2009 is the problem that needs to be removed.  It is non-functional program, unless you call pop-ups a useful function. SpywareRemover2009 isn’t capable of dealing with spyware, but the creators of this fraud will still take your money.  The threats and issues reported by SpywareRemover 2009 are fictional; it only pretends to scan a system.

                Spyware Remover 2009 is distributed on spywareremover2009pro.com. The website is clearly fraudulent: there is no information about creators of the software, no way to contact the mysterious company and there’s no comprehensive information about the software itself.

 

                Scans with McAfee found nothing.  Scanning with Spyware Terminator was a vast improvement.  Before beginning this list, we removed three-hundred-sixty-eight (368) infections, fourteen (14) critical, plus others.  AOL’s Wild Tangent Game Driver is spyware.

 

                We ran dozens of scans.  Capitalist filth was with few exceptions.  Here are some digital disease germs removed from the main computer before reformatting.

 

     2009-4-15.

AdWare.SearchIt.t & Affiliate tracking cookie

     2009-4-16.

AdWare.SearchIt.t & Affiliate tracking cookie

     2009-4-17.

1.    Fakealert-1422

2.  Affiliate tracking cookie.  Three runs today but still getting popups.

     2009-4-18.

0850.  Tracking cookie

0916.   Tracking cookie

0938.  Tracking cookie

     2009-4-19

1001.  Tracking cookie

1111.  Tracking cookie

1218.  Tracking cookie

1411.  Tracking cookie

1551.  Tracking cookie

1703.  Tracking cookie

     2009-4-20

0950.  Tracking cookie

1104.  Tracking cookie

1214.  Tracking cookie

1444.  Tracking cookie

1601.  Tracking cookie

1750.  Tracking cookie

     2009-4-21

0852.  Tracking cookie

1017.  Tracking cookie

1201.  No items found.

1412.  No items found.

1629.  Tracking cookie

     2009-4-22

1126.    JS.Obfus-5 (Remaining items of virus detected by ClamAV)  • Tracking cookie

1327.  Tracking cookie

1720.    JS.Obfus-5 (Remaining items of virus detected by ClamAV)  • Tracking cookie

     2009-4-23

0816. Tracking cookie

1211.    JS.Obfus-5 (Remaining items of virus detected by ClamAV)  • Tracking cookie

2115.    JS.Obfus-5 (Remaining items of virus detected by ClamAV)  • Tracking cookie

     2009-4-23

                1. <JS.Obfus-5> : C:\Documents and Settings \Local Settings\Temp\plugtmp-202\

                    plugin-pdf.php

                2. <JS.Obfus-5> : C:\Documents and Settings \Local Settings\Temp\plugtmp-202\

                    plugin-pdf.php

                3. Affiliate tracking cookie

 

                Because of the cackling greed of the Gateway and McAfee corporations, we operated the main computer for 343 days without virus protection.  We tried to download the McAfee antivirus software, which we were due according to contract with the ISP, but could not because the greed mongers had installed it in the computer and we thought we had virus protection.

     •••••••• •• ••••••

2009-5-26, 0645-0723.  Five (5) tries to start.

2009-5-27, 1102-1429.  Thirty-two (32) tries to start.

 

2009-5-28.

0730.  Two tries to start.

1001.  Front headphone jack still will not work.  Microphone jack must be use.

 

2009-5-29, 0618-0700.  Four (4) tries to restart.  Gateway computers are shit as well.

1700.  Reformatting flushed the viruses, but it did not help with the restart problem, and now the front headphone jack is out, but I can hear headphones through the microphone jack.  However, the crazy headphone jack works with speakers!  Lost keyboard volume controls for a while.

 

2009-5-30.

0730.  MicroShit began formatting many lines of square bullets across the screen when we typed in three asterisks and pressed return.  We have had this problem with MicroShit often.  It took an hour to find and eliminate the bug.  In toto this has cost us many hours of good work.  (Tools, AutoCorrect, AutoFormat As You Type, Border Lines.

0840.  M. hopped from Styles & Formatting to Translation.

0933.  M. still, as ever, switched to unwanted fonts.

1001.  Email sending is restored, but email addresses at server cannot be accessed.

1246.  Not pad will not hold formatting.

1314.  When centering a title, it takes the succeeding paragraph with it.

 

2009-5-31.

0708-0852.  Fifteen (15) tries to start.

0915.  MicroShit required two attempts to install Britannica Ready Reference 2007.

1108.  M. displays the ruler unbidden.

1400.  MicroShit is again repeatedly asking for our Internet password.

2009-6-1, 1321.  We have lost email on our main computer again.  MicroShit asked for our Internet password twenty-seven (27) plus times.

 

2009-6-2.

  Internet Password was demanded six (6) times.

1720.  In the Recycle Bin this appeared: Data Execution Prevention.  To Help protect your computer, windows has closed this program.

1721.  “Windows Explorer has encountered a problem and needs to close.”  Hundreds if not thousands of these have been thrown in our face.  An error report was sent.

 

2009-6-3, 0925.  It has asked me for Internet Password at least 30 times.  When it is clicked off it keeps coming back.

2009-6-4.

1205.  Internet Password required scores of times; same problem as in above entry.  Closing it in any way it only returns.

1212.  Have filed 20 or more error reports in the last two days alone.

1212.  Hundreds of Windows Task Master panes appeared when so clicking.  Then the screen froze.

1236-1330.  (5) tries to start.

 

2009-6-5.  With the downloading of FTP software and, at long last, the restoration of email the main computer is nearly restored.  Insert files such as AutoText and Spelling will be slowly restored.  It may have been noticed, we use a shitload of words that do not appear in your spelling checker.

 

2009-6-10.

1213.  Since reformatting Microsoft Internet Explorer will not link some icons.

1246.  It took nearly five minutes to close a word document.  The screen was plastered with parts of windows, dialog boxes, etc.  Several error reports were filed today.

 

2009-6-13, 0702-0722.  (8) tries to boot.  Many malfunctions and error reports filed.

2009-6-14.

0648-o844.  35 tries to boot.  Now the power light lights, but it still will not boot.

1200.  MicroShit’s Media Center is still shitty software.

1334.  We had a “Data Execution Problem”, accompanied by a lengthy and infuriating error reporting process which scrambled Quick Launch.  Whenever we boot it scrambles Quick Launch.

 

Psywar 37

 

2009-6-21, 0702-0722.  Since formatting, we have ended sessions by unplugging, which we had been doing.  We began sessions by plugging in, waiting 20 t- 25 minutes, and then turning it on.  It worked sometimes.  It took 4 tries to boot.  The Quick Launch is always scrambled.

2009-6-22, 0757-?  After 42 tries to boot we gave up.

 

2009-6-23, 0633-0920.  24 tries to boot.  Quick Launch was scrambled.

2009-7-3, 0759-0811.  Downloaded Windows updates yesterday.  Despite booting on the first try (after waiting 23 minutes) it took Windows this long to begin functioning.

 

2009-7-4.

0651-0820.  Twelve (12) re-pluggings to boot.

1400.  Since reformatting, MicroShit Office has been extremely slow in terminating a file.  Several times it would not do so properly and error reports were filed.

 

2009-7-7.

0655-0738.  4 pluggings to boot.

1658.  MicroShit Office has been acting sluggish and stupid.  Dialog boxes have appeared never seen before.  CyberLink is apiece of shit.

 

2009-7-8, 1150-1350.  MicroShit displayed an Error Repair notice.  It said that it repaired the errors.  There were no errors in the 106 page Word Document but MicroShit put them there.  Lines, paragraphs, emails, and whole pages appeared as hypertext underlined and in gray.  There were vertical lines to the right.  It was impossible to repair this damage done by MicroShit on the hard drive and three flash drives.  Fortunately, we made a data DVD backup recently.  We have seen this MicroShit fuckup before.

 

2009-7-11, 0650-0744.  5 pluggings to boot.

2009-7-12, 1045-1100.  MicroShit Office highlighted text but would not delete.  Then it would not paste.  Then, highlighting could not be removed.  Then all text was highlighted and could only be deleted.  In the folders window selecting one icon selected them all.

 

2009-7-17, 0645-0715.  MicroShit will not connect to Internet as often happens.  In word processing Search will not happen as often happens.

2009-7-21, 0857.  For c. 5 days when I open a word document, I get the title bar, the menu bar, the tool bar, one line of text space, and scroll bar and index line at the bottom of the page.

 

2009-7-23.  In search of yet another dollar, MicroShit has ruined its streaming site {http://www. windows media.com/radiotuner/myradio.asp?locale=409&list=1}  .  MicroShit redid the streaming site and included only five of the lousiest new age stations.  And there is no more listing of “my favorites”.  Now we MicroShit pollutes us with commercial shit.  We can no longer straightway enjoy music, and none of it was uninterrupted.  Of the four media players that came with this Gateway garbage: Windows Media Player, CyberLink, Media Center, and QuickTime, only WMP ever worked for streaming on one station; Drone Zone.  Now it will not work on that.  Thanks again, you corporate shiteaters.  The only decent thing MicroShit had ever done and they flushed it down the toilet with their honor.

 

2009-24-9.

1254.  Since yesterday, when I downloaded Winamp, and had to do it many times, whenever I click “listen” at the Soma FM Drone Zone site, CyberLink pops up but will play nothing.  When I go to play a DVD on CyberLink, Edit Play List pops atop the main CyberLink page, but when I click it off the CyberShit goes away.  I cannot play DVDs.

1351.  Inexplicably, the printer came on.  This has happened a score times.  Often, it makes noises like it is coming on but does not.

1616.  MicroShit’s Windows Media Player has never stayed on full screen when playing DVDs.

1717.  Winamp: One of the problem’s with this cyber trash Winamp is that when one goes to full screen, by whatever route, the full screen appears, collapsing to a tab on the taskbar.

1718.  For some reason we have been getting Mozilla Firefox sponsored popups and taskbar tabs.

 

2009-7-27.

0825-0953.  Six (6) tries to start computer.

1754.  Since the fiasco with the steenking Winamp señor, playlists have been inaccessible with clicking and have a weird icon.

2009-7-29, 0650-1324.  It took 32 (thirty-two) pluggings, etc., to start this Gateway filth, too late to accomplish anything.

 

2009-7-31.

0806-0937.  Eight (8) pluggings, etc., to boot.

0955.  We have difficulty in streaming because the CyberLink shit keeps popping up when we click links at the webpage.  Most damnably annoying!

0939.  It is hit or miss with Word Document’s Automatic Insert.  Search often does not work as well.

1628.  After clicking off RealTek sound driver, it keeps popping up later.

 

2009-8-3.

0756-0917.  Three pluggings to boot.

0929.  We still have the same problem with CyberLink.  Clicking for a stream the shit pops up like a particularly bad fart.

2009-8-4, 0701-0859.  Thirteen (13) tries to boot.

 

2009-8-6, 1034.  At Wikipedia, when I click Search: jumpsuit, it goes to “Override this Function”.

2009-8-7.

0630-c.0730.  Four (4) tries to boot.

1217.  At {http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smashing_pumpkins} a length of music plays unbidden.

 

2009-8-9.

1040.  Clicking on icons (this time the printer icon) many times lately, image property boxes recently opened open again.

1041.  Several error reports lately filed for esoteric glitches.

1042.  From the beginning the monitor shutting off after X minutes has been hit or miss.

 

2009-8-11, 1507.  By no means for the first time the CyberLink refused to play a DVD.  Earlier, the Lexmark X2480 all-in-one refused to scan, not for the first time.

2009-8-12, 0818.  MicroShit would not connect to the Internet.

2009-8-13, 1508.  Incredibly our computer shut down.  More incredibly still, we pressed the power button, and it came back on.  Incredible!

 

2009-8-19.

1030.  Returning to the computer we WMP would not stream or play CDs.

1251-1338.  Three (3) tries to reboot.  Still no sound on WMP.

1448.  Sound on WMP is restored.  This occurred several times.  The WMP crap was going to mute.

 

2009-8-21, 1508.  MicroShit has begun the “Enter Internet Password” shit.

2009-8-24, 1236.  I/O.  An add-on from the cocksuckers at Google downloading automatically caused 15 to 20 minutes of problems.  Filed several Error Reports with their many attendant and unnecessary boxes that have to be clicked off.

 

2009-8-26, 1601.  I/O.  Pausing CyberLink it vanished and would not activate.  Immediately after it vanished, we found a Hotllama Media popup on the screen.  This is doubtless a result of the forced download 1236 hours yesterday.

 

2009-8-27.

0740-0938.  Five (5) tries to boot.  This happens every time we download Microsoft updates.  The computer will not boot.  In addition, after the updates are downloaded it is a complex operation even turning the fucking thing odd.  There are many fucking boxes ever to click off.  Click them off, and they come back.

 

1515.  I/O.  Again, pausing CyberLink made it disappear.  The Hotllama Media popup polluted the screen, and it is difficult to delete.  Again, we cannot make CyberLink reappear.

1555.  We found and deleted the Hotllama Media corruption.

2009-8-31, 1528.  We are till harassed by the CyberLink/Hotllama Media filth.  We found and deleted the nasty thing again.

 

2009-9-7, 0831-1035.  We have been having trouble with the power switch of this lousy Gateway FPD1975W TFT LCD 19-inch Monitor.  After five minutes, the monitor came on but only in faint black and white.  The stinking thing wants our password.  We did not download the EZ Tune software, which would then require a password, because it is a pain in the ass.  It would then lose color, put a large image on the screen and asks for a password often and for no apparent reason.   Also it will not allow hiding settings the monitor cannot display.  We tried restoring the computer to an earlier date and amazingly with but one unplugging and re-plugging it restarted but the restore did not take.  We tried restoring again but this time it would not restart.  After many unpluggings and re-pluggings it restarted but the restore again did not take.  We uploaded the EZ tune software, disconnected the password shit, and deleted the EZ Tune software shit.  Now, of course, we can no longer hide the settings the monitor cannot display, even though the filthy EZ Tune software shit is deleted.  Gateway and MicroShit— criminal organizations that do not have the public interest at heart.  Something should be done about this sort of thing that would not be easy to forget.

 

2009-9-13, 1344-1405.  The Lexmark X2480 all-in-one printer ceased to function.  We deleted the software and rebooted.  It took only two pluggings to reboot—  Amazingly!  Then we loaded the software but the printing software did not load.  We deleted the software and rebooted.  It took nine pluggings to reboot.  We reloaded the software and it took.  Seven items had to be deleted to configure the all-in-one to our specifications.  After hassle that started before c. 0800 hours, ruining another day, the all-in-one finally up and running.

 

2009-9-14.

0834-0940.  Three tries to reboot.

1629.  Suddenly for no explicable reason the computer shut down.  Amazingly, three clicks of the power button and it rebooted.  Incredible!!  Absolutely incredible!!

 

2009-9-18, 0901.  Throughout the life of our major computer, Windows Word Document Auto Text has been as likely not to work, as to work.

2009-9-19, 0710-0750.  Six (6) pluggings to boot.

 

2009-9-24.

0900-1007.  Without warning, the electricity blinked.  It took ten (10) pluggings before it booted.

1117.  We regularly must hide the full screen controls, although we do not change the settings.

1818.  A shortcut to an audio file on the desktop is misaligned whenever computer is booted.

 

2009-9-30, 1124.  The Auto Text for a tern was somehow in larger font and hyperlinked? to nothing.  This sort of “hyper linking” has caused us serious worry before.

2009-10-2.  McAfee security software shit is still requiring subscription verification many times a day.

 

2009-10-3.

0746.  For the umpteenth time we had to click “Hide Full Screen Controls Automatically”.

0743.  Ditto.

1238.  Ditto.

2009-10-7, 0743.  1.  Clicked email.  A box appeared: “Microsoft cannot open X [a folder] until checked”.  No idea what this means.  2.  Shortcuts will not stay where placed on desktop.

 

2009-10-9, 0743-0820.  Computer booted but the screen remained blank.  It took eight pluggings to reboot.  The black and white text screen appeared.  It said that the computer had stopped responding.  I clicked Start Computer Normally.

 

2009-10-13.  Beginning several weeks ago, one cannot click off the Playlist of Windows Media Player permanently.  In addition, it will not maintain full-size screen.

2009-10-23.  In order to get our shitty Gateway GT5242E to start, it is now necessary to plug it in, and leave it sit for half-hour before it will start.

 

2009-10-26, 0931.  For several weeks when we click on a particular desktop link, for some zany reason, a McAfee “Archive Location” panel appears.

 

2009-10-31.

0808.  CyberLink shit featured an InterActual pop-under which has annoyed us since purchase.  Sometimes this capitalist software automatically downloads whatever the shit is they want to sell us.  We deleted it.

 

1534.  CyberLink quit playing a movie, on a certain scene.  This happens often with various DVDs.  Certain DVDs cannot be played with CyberShit.  After a pause where nothing worked, the movie then advanced in short jerks after long pauses.  Clicking Exit on the Select Menu four times, four Reconfiguration menus appeared, each freezing on the screen.  Getting rid of that, we clicked Exit on Select Menu five times and the Select Menu appeared each time and froze on the screen.  Removing the DVD, the No Disc box appeared on each of five clicks to delete it.  On the sixth, it deleted.  Inserting the DVD and clicking Select Menu four times, four times the select menu appeared freezing on the screen.  The Power DVD box (we cannot recall its purpose) appeared  repeatedly.  After ten-minutes of anger, the InterActual box appeared although deleted earlier. 

Clicking this off two CyberLink interfaces appeared on top of another.  We began again, skipping over the troubled scene.  The above has happened before.  CyberLink is linked to MicroShit.

 

2009-11-1.

1344.  Not for the first time the stupid Lexmark printer engaged and asked for paper.

1537.  Lexmark printer interface appeared unbidden.

 

2009-11-2.

1032.  Clicking the Character Map icon, that asshole McAfee Archive Location Map pane opened.

1444.  Inserting a flash drive the screen froze for a while.  This has happened often.  Attempting to send a file to the flash drive, I got this message: “Error Copying File or Folder.  Cannot find specified file”.  This has happened often.

 

2009-11-3, 1503.  CyberShit jerked a DVD to a halt.  Clicking Exit, the interface went to default size, then was replaced by an overly large InterActual pane.  After c. 8-minutes we straightened it out.

2009-11-6, 1623.  This Great Spirit damned piece of fucking MicroShit will not go to a blank screen after screensaver time has elapsed, again!  It will go on like this for weeks if not months.  Trying to install a new screensaver, it would not do so, and we had to file three useless Error Reports and click off three Error Report Received boxes.  MicroShit = micro shit.

 

2009-11-8.

0759.  Clicking the Internet Explorer link MicroShit repeatedly tells us, “Cannot Locate Link Browser”.  This has happened before.  No excuse for it.

1151.

  1. The filthy CyberLink upgrade popup polluted our screen for the 1000th time.  No way

      to get rid of it.

  2. The CyberLink interface often appears after CyberShit has been X-ed off.

 

2009-11-9, 0946.  That nasty McAfee “Archive Location” pane in the ass appeared when clicking links.

 

2009-11-11.

1118-1141.  The tool bar froze and WMP stopped streaming.  The clock froze.  No icon worked.  A bit of menu obscured the left third of the tool bar.  Desktop icons worked, shortcuts linked with the Internet.  However, no page could be minimized.  Shortcuts to music folders would not work.

1628.  The reason the screensaver would not click off is because in the power settings the computer had clicked on the “never cut off”.  This has happened often.

 

2009-11-12, 1629.  Whenever downloading McAfee shit, the desktop freezes and streaming is halted.  We wish to stress this always happens.  It is restored after about 30-seconds.  When McAfee runs its weekly scan the computer is nearly useless.

 

2009-11-13.

1054.  Clicked an icon-link on the desktop, the Lexmark interface appeared.

1124.  Clicking to open a folder, the desktop froze and the computer stopped streaming.  It takes maybe a minute and several clicks to restore functionality.  This happened yesterday and not for the first time.

2009-11-16, 1442.  When an AutoText entry was made that strange, “linking” malfunction occurred.  The text is large, underlined and grayed, a vertical line appears to the left of the text.

 

2009-11-20, 0828.  The only reason we use McAfee is that it comes with our cable package.  Half a dozen nor more updates come per day.  It is nearly impossible to work when these are downloading.  They freeze the screen and cut off streaming.  Virus scans severely hamper operations for hours.  Sometimes we must cancel them.  Panes, windows, boxes whatever the motherfuckers are call annoy us.   The least important thing to a Great Spirit damned corporation    in a capitalist pig culture is its customers.

 

2009-11-21.

0945.  Saving a file MicroShit suddenly stopped saving the file and the Lexmark printer came on.

1350.  MicroShit deleted a Matrix screensaver (the real one, enhanced whereas you can insert your own telephone number and name.  Follow the White Rabbit.)

 

Psywar 38

 

2009-11-22.

1303.  We tried for over an hour to get CyberLink (a MicroShit) company, to burn a data DVD.  Even deleting and reinstalling the program has not helped.  We gave up.

1306.  Attempting to delete the contents of a flash drive, it did not do so.  A folder titled Folder Recycled was created.  In it were the ten files renamed Dj81 through Dj89.  The tenth file was renamed INFO2 and contained an “Open With” menu.

1305.  Impossible to delete these files simultaneously, we deleted them separately.  We reformatted the flash drive.

 

2009-11-23.

1251-1345.  During this period work finally drew to a close.  Response became incredibly slow.  That nasty McAfee “Archive Location” pane which has by no means gone away appeared.  Clicking an icon, something else would appear.  Filthy MicroShit & Gateway froze the screen for long periods.  Partial screens and menus appeared.  New Word Documents formats appeared but with a gray screen when clicking document icons.  The cursor hung, and then executed prior commands in quick succession.  It took four to five clicks to open a file.  When clicking off a file a new Word Document appeared but the screen went gray for five to ten seconds before clearing the screen.  Only with much delay and maddening hassle were items closed from the taskbar.  Menus took long to appear especially when desiring to make a backup.  Luckily, Gateway & MicroShit allowed us to restart this incredibly expensive piece of Gateway shit, by unplugging and re-plugging the power cord, which is the only way.

1717.

  1. We finally got filthy CyberLink to burn a data DVD but it cost us all this time an a

      DVD+R.

  2. MicroShit often opens a new Word Document instead of the requested file.

 

2009-11-24.

0821.  We began a McAfee scan.  It is almost impossible to work when McAfee runs its infuriatingly intrusive and ill-considered scan.  Morons designed it.  Execution drug behind command.  Three new Word Document formats opened when clicking a file icon.  Then there were for to five of the “File Normal Template” shit panes.  Blank ones appeared.  Parts of other windows littered the screen.  It took four to five clicks to open a file.  When clicking off a file a new Word Document appeared but the screen went gray for five to ten seconds before clearing the screen.  Menus took long to appear especially when desiring to make a backup.

0902.  Pressing spacebar repeatedly sent a string of characters from the courser to the right.  Backspacing would take out a string of characters.

 

0919.  Removing a flash drive, much MicroShit went berserk.  This was much too complex to describe, all sorts of Internet and/or vital deep shit.

0925.  MicroShit went crazy for 15-minutes.  A dozen of various dire warnings appeared.  It made six Rescue Documents in Text Format all of which were blank.

0941.  The scan is over.  The result pane appeared three times engaging different icons.

1257.  MicroShit, again, for the fifth or sixth time, dropped The Matrix screensaver; our favorite fucking screensaver!

1657.  Returning to screen after supper, we found a DVD which we did not click playing.  Today’s capitalistic subhuman MicroShit/Gateway malfunctions were of such overwhelming magnitude, that these few words here set down do not adequately describe it.  We are not going to let this go unchallenged.  This machine cost near $1,000!!

 

2009-11-25.

0930. The “Read Only” MicroShit.

1013.  The “Read Only” MicroShit.

1211.  The “Read Only” MicroShit.

1512.  The screen froze for long moments and streaming stopped.  Clicking an icon two “empty” MicroShit Word formats appeared.  These were exceedingly difficult to delete.  MicroShit lost the path of the file I was attempting to save four or five times.

 

2009-11-27, 1030-1115.  With garbage software McAfee running a scan the computer went crazier than usual.  Much hassle.  Much difficulty.  We filed a MicroShit error report.  Windows Media Player was dropped until rebutted.  MicroShit dropped The Matrix screensaver for the nth time.

 

2009-11-30, 0900.  Clicking “Printing Task” in the Lexmark interface, the nasty McAfee Archive Solution appeared.

2009-12-5.

1111.  “Automatically Hide Full Screen Controls” does not work.

1516.  “Display Properties” panel would not delete from screen.

2009-12-6, 0859.  When hitting AutoText for a telephone number, MicroShit did its bit with that bizarre and damaging linking with the gray text and vertical line outside the margin to the left.

2009-12-7, 1032.  Clicked the Mozilla icon on desktop and that filthy “McAfee Location” window appeared.

 

2009-12-9.

1511.  Twice today, MicroShit froze the screen.  The second time we could not wrest control and had to pull the plug.

1623.  As happens every time, after windows checks the disk, the screen goes bland and nothing works.  Since this Gateway/MicroShit POS is almost impossible to reboot, we closed up shop for the day.

 

2009-12-10, 1410.  Nasty MicroShit went crazy for the umpteenth time.  Files would not close, partial frames, littered the screen, belated response to commands— the usual for several minutes.  Error reports are so difficult to file that it is hardly worth the time.

2009-12-11, 1221.  Scanning with the Lexmark model X2480 (for which black ink cartridges are not available) the device scanned 50%, stopped, and switched to print mode and tried to print but there was no paper in the feed.

 

2009-12-12, 0915.

  1. The ruler has appeared a hundred times in files when it was not called.

  2. “Unresponsive Program” and all the maddeningly problems has plagued us a hundred

       times plus.

 

2009-12-14, 1646-1830.  RealTek sound driver filth has never worked properly.  The jacks seldom work for speakers or headphone except for the microphone jack.  All of them when they do work will sometimes stop functioning.  We uninstalled and reinstalled RealTek twice.  The first time it gave us a dire warning about destroying the functionality of the computer if we continued.  RealTek came with this piece of Gateway shit.  After the first time uninstalling and reinstalling, and restarting RealTek, it would not work at all.  After the second time we uninstalled and reinstalled, and restarted, the keyboard volume controls would not work, and no proper icon appeared on the task bar.  The jacks still did not work properly.

 

2009-12-15, 0735-0839.  The above scenario was repeated, but after the first installation none of the jacks worked, no keyboard controls, etc.  We finally got some semblance of use out of it, but the jacks still do not work.

2009-12-17, 0906.  Icons again jump around on Quick Launch Bar when booting.

2009-12-18.

1133.  Verbatim external was sold as having 500 gigabyte capacity but has only 465 gigabyte capacity.  We had to format, a long process, because it would not delete a file.

1134.  AutoText often does not work, nor does Search.

 

2009-12-21. 0854.  Filthy MicroShit would not create a word document.  Still the problem with the icons on the task bar.

2009-12-31, 0914.

  1.  It took 14-minutes for the computer to begin working properly, not an a bit longer

       than usual.

  2.  Quick Launch Bar icons are still jumbled when starting.  Icons will not maintain

       positions.

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2010

2010-1-1, 0806-0907.  Computer booted with a blank screen.  This has happened before.  Three restarts to boot.

2010-1-4, 0903.  That asshole McAfee Archive Location pane in the ass still appears when we click on Lexmark Imaging Studio.

 

2010-1-7, 0545-0948.  MicroShit & Gateway shit has been malfunctioning since plugging in.  The Quick Launch Bar icons would not show, and an websites would only partially download.  It has been annoyingly slow.  For about an hour the hard drive ran at an accelerated rate.  We finally had to unplug it although it did not overheat.

 

2010-1-8.

0824.  On startup the McAfee shit as often as not gives an error pane because some Backup & Restore shit has not functioned.  Although filing many error reports, the situation persists.

1101.  Concerning our cascading Matrix screensaver, the taskbar sometimes appears at the bottom, and bit by bit vanishes.

 

2010-1-9.

1041.  MicroShit has not allowed the monitor to shut off for weeks.  We found the power setting set to never.  We did not change to this setting.

1043.  Clicking on this very file, MicroShit showed a blank white screen for a long while.

2010-1-20, 1345.

  1.  For the 1000th time WMP would not automatically hide screen controls.

  2.  For the nth time the screensaver Power Options to shut off the monitor, went to

       “Never” by itself.

 

2010-1-23.

0953.  For the nth time MicroShit has changed our pointer scheme.

1119.  Not for the first time using AutoText, the wrong string of characters was inserted.

1247.  In My Computer,  not for the first time the icons are rearranged in an order not chosen by us, this time shown in groups.

2010-1-25, 1141.  That nasty McAfee Archive Location pane has popped up a dozen times since last noted.

 

2010-1-28, 1354.  MicroShit made the printer come on unbidden.

2010-1-29.

0758.  MicroShit or MacAfee Shit uninstalled The Matrix screensaver yet again.

1706.  McAfee is digital dung.  The shit is so infuriatingly slow, stopping streaming, saving files, handing up, often throughout the say interrupting to us to tell of more shit to download, that we are switching from McAfee Virus protection ASAP.  Lo ‘n’ behold, we get it free.

 

2010-1-31.

0827.  Whenever we go to Wachovia’s page, an Adobe upgrade begins downloading automatically, yesterday and now most recently.  One encounters many problems getting rid of it.  Always at least six to eight error reports have to be attempted to file, and that many asshole “Error Report Sent” boxes clicked off.  This digital dung just does not work.

1358.  Watching a DVD the screen froze.  I tried much but nothing worked for a while.  Then it popped up an “Machine Recovered from Serious Error” box.  X-ing that off there sounded a burst of music and the asshole Media Center’s (which I was rolled for) interface appeared.  Finally getting rid of that, it took much effort, there was the inevitable hassle with filing an error report, and the asshole “Error Report Filed” box.  It took up to fifteen minutes to reinsert the DVD and resume watching.

 

2010-2-1.

1342.  Nasty MicroShit changed the power setting for the screensaver to “never” again.

2036.  Booting the cursor froze center of screen, could not access files.

2117.  After four tries we waited  until now when it booted.  MicroShit has changed the pointer scheme.

 

2010-2-2, 0712.  A desktop icon changes position after booting.  MicroShit disabled automatically hiding screen controls for the 1000th time.

2010-2-6.

1156.

  1.  MicroShit froze streaming.  This caused almost an hour’s headaches, frustration and

       delay.

  2.  Although AutoText was changed to the correct date, for the nth time the shit would not

       work, which causes even more hassles.

1305.  MicroShit’s AutoText still is not working.

 

2010-2-7, 1042-1246.  After making backups MicroShit would not stop E drive nor allow the drawer to be opened to remove dish.  Often MicroShit runs the E drive for long periods of time.

2010-2-12, 0647.  We filed a McAfee error report for the 50th or so time.  We are so pestered by these we disengaged the error report filing system or whatever the fuck t is called.

 

2010-2-13.

0730.  “End Program” has not worked since this piece of Gateway/MicroShit shit was purchased.

0741-0820.  We downloaded MicroShit security updates.  MicroShit pesters one mercilessly with ”Restart Now” notices.  Therefore since MicroShit will not allow us to wait until the end of the day, and since Gateway and that all that work for them are capitalist cocksuckers as well, it took this long finally to get to work.

 

2010-2-14, 0711.  Despite disabling McAfee’s error reporting, their shit still pollutes our screen telling us to report a serious error that never causes any trouble, other that the anserine error reporting.

 

2010-2-19.

0715-0725. Attempting to delete a file, three stacked panes appeared stating the command could not be executed because a box was open.  No box was open.  Below them was a pane “We cannot open the existing file (Normal).  We were trying to delete it, not open it.  Clicking that off, the file opened.  The End Program box appeared.  Clicked it off.  It appeared again.  Clicked it off.  Two blank MicroShit word documents were on the taskbar.  Opening the file we discovered the toolbar had gone to default displaying all icons.

 

0812.  MicroShit said that it could not move a folder because the folder was in use.  The folder was not in use. It aired this pane five times.  We moved the folder three times but it left a copy in each folder we moved it from.  Then MicroShit would not delete the file.  We opened the folder but there were no files in it although the files had moved with the folder.  It took five tries to delete the folder.

1028.  We discovered that not only had MicroShit deleted the date AutoText, but that MicroShit deleted all personal entries from AutoText and AutoCorrect.  The first entries in AutoCorrect were the date then MicroShit.  It will take much time and trouble to rebuild these files.

c. 1215.  It takes over an hour for McAfeeShit to run a virus scan.  It slows things down and interferes to an infuriating degree.  It just froze the screen so badly that Ctr + Alt+ Delete had to be used.

 

2010-2-23, 0809.  Despite disabling McAfee’s error reporting, their shit still pollutes our screen telling us to report a serious error that never causes any trouble, other that the anserine error reporting.

2010-2-24.  Yet again the pointer scheme has defaulted on its on.  The pointed scheme could use numerous improvements.

2010-2-26.

1035-1055.  It takes this long for a McAfee virus scan.  The computer slows to a halt when it is running.  Hanging commands can drive you crazy.

1536.  Nasty MicroShit changed the power setting for the screensaver to “never” again.

 

2010-3-2.  Ripping a movie CyberShit caused the waste of a DVD+R RW.

2010-3-3.  We flushed Nasty McAfee and installed Norton Security Suite.  Thus far it seems excellent.

 

2010-3-4, 1600-1645.  WMP stopped playing sound altogether.  We activated and terminated WMP about ten times.  Each time we had to file an error report, and then terminate the “error report filed” box.  Finally we restarted our Gateway to the Outhouse, and incredibly, it only took three re-pluggings.

 

2010-3-7, 0630-0650.  The Power2GO file of CyberLink for no reason flashed the “Abort warning” panel.  I clicked it a dozen times but it kept coming back.  It would not delete but to no effect on the burning of a backup data DVD.  Then the CyberLink interface would not delete.

 

2010-3-12, 1722.  An image we have stored called The Eye of God for an inexplicably popped up on screen.  It is the image of a deep space nebula taken by the Hubble Space Telescope.

2010-3-13, 1457-?.  Ripping a CD with WMP, I clicked on a streaming site and this Gateway garbage went nuts.  It stopped ripping, nothing would click-on, belated things would click-on, many frames, partial frames, some perhaps not even clicked, dialog boxes.  Pesky error reports were filed.  As of writing the Windows/Gateway, garbage will not rip the CD.

 

2010-3-14.

0830-0852.  It took all this time to convince this Norton Security Suite shit that we did not want it to backup our files.  We are perfectly capable of backing up our own files in fact we prefer it, that way we know that it’s done.

0947.  This has happened on several occasions.  When “entering” AutoText, a wholly different phrase appears to the one that we entered.

1225.  We finally got WMP to rip the CD in question.

 

2010-3-16.

0806.  MicroShit has been scrambling our desktop icons for the past several days.

0816.  For some MicroShit reason, or is it a Mozilla Firefox shit?  Anyway, this crap “zwunzi:// [bgob] ” randomly appears in the address field of Mozilla Firefox, and for some capitalist reason it appears on our Office Clipboard.

1237.  MicroShit just cost us another disk: a CD-R.

1742.  That MicroShit Normal Template filth hassled us.

 

2010-3-19, 1630.

  1.  That Mozilla Firefox (Coral 1E Tab) update shit has been harassing us for about a

       month.

  2.  MicroShit has pestered us for years and still does so to download the WMP update. 

       We read that it was made unnecessarily complex with addition of frivolous bells and

       whistles, and we do not wish to buy music where the bitches say we should, and we do

       not like storing ads for same which we are forced to.  We would not let Napster Music

       Service lick shit off our assholes.

  3.  We yet experience the AutoText-hyperlink adversity.

 

2010-3-22.

0707.  The Norton Security Suite Site Safety Features, green buttons beside the web address on the Google page, is useless.  Not only does Site Safety Features not detect pages that darken the screen and use popups, but the site owners provide the information about such as popups themselves.  Listed I/O and used.

2133.  The printer began acting up, jinking as if it was coming on.  This is not an unknown occurrence.  The computer is unplugged, but not the printer.

 

2010-3-23.

0735.  Every startup this MicroShit - Gateway shit is inordinately slow booting and getting online.  We encountered especially difficult MicroShit - Gateway shit this morning.  It was impossible to catch all the diseased capitalism that manifested itself.  It took c. four minutes to get online.  The interfaces that manifested were not of the size that we left the interfaces, nor the word documents, etc.  We had dozens of the “Normal” MicroShit/filth panels, whatever the Hell they are about.  A half-dozen or so blank word documents manifested when we were trying to call up a word document.  Control pane would not manifest.  It froze as a blank.  Several error reports were filed with the corporate cannibals.

 

0744.  The Norton Security Suite Internet Settings interface would not delete, nor could we move it.  Frozen on screen, all the Norton Security Suite buttons were inoperative.

0756.  Clicking off the Norton Security Suite button on the taskbar, the asshole MicroShit shit asked if we wanted to close the word document we had hopes of working on today

0803.  We have to delete the Norton Security Suite toolbar daily.  This digital dung will not stay gone.

0915.  Finally, costing us over two hours in toto, and all the headache and heartache that MicroShit - Gateway shit demands, we rebooted, and although this piece of Micro-Gateway shit is still inordinately unconscionably slow, some of their digital dung cleared up.

1518.  Mozilla Firefox automatically began downloading some of their filth, an unwanted update of some sort.  It took minutes to stop it and flush it, a nasty gnawing vermin.

 

2010-3-24, 1715.  We had to restart.  This required five pluggings.

2010-3-25.

0826.  A floppy suddenly would not format.  We blame this not on Microsoft.  This has happened scores of times with attendant waste and sometimes loss of data.

0945.  Clicked Junk E-mail, WMP popped up.  That was really bizarre.

 

2010-3-26.

0723.  The Mozilla Firefox update add-on extension shit, (Coral 1E Tab) or whatever it is has harassed and interfered with us to such an extent that we had to download it.  No matter what we do, the cocksuckers aka asshole lickers at Mozilla Firefox forbade that we should control our own computer(s).

0905.  Backing a folder to flash drive MicroShit Windows froze with the hard drive running for a long while.  Nothing can be clicked.  This has happened before.

 

1009.  MicroShit froze again.  Absolutely nothing works including Windows Task Master will not work.

1023.  Had to reboot.  This took a mere five pluggings.

1047.  The Google interface after appearing as a tiny rectangle in the upper left of the screen several times after being resized, now appeared as a narrow vertical rectangle.

 

2010-3-27, 1650.  Until now, MicroShit’s AutoText would not work.

2010-3-31.  This piece for MicroShit-Gateway shit went crazy again.  Far too much happened to document.  Error reports were filed.

 

2010-4-1.

c. 0730-1752.  For the nth time, MicroShit Office Explorer will not connect to the server and download incoming email.  Frozen on the Quick Launch bar is the inert Norton Security Suite Symantec icon.

c. 1630-1750.  I have seen this Gateway and MicroShit shit do some weird shit but never like this.  Take all the descriptions of when this machine goes insane with the partial windows, dialog boxes, etc., frozen on screen, files, folders, etc., opening and closing at will, an no icon working, multiply it by ten and that is what happened.  Parts of several Windows Task Master Frames and c. ten End Now boxes which ended nothing littered the screen, along with a dozen frames, parts of frames, web pages, etc.  The Norton Security Shit menu stayed atop of everything getting in the way.  We toiled with the digital dung foisted on us by lawless billionaires in an attempt to save data.  It took five pluggings to restart.

 

1752.  Finally getting the email straightened out, the Norton Security Suite Symantec icon disappeared from the Quick Launch bar.

 

2010-4-2.

1254.  For the nth time, the printer turned itself on and would have printed the file we were working on except that it was not loaded with paper.

1300.  For the nth time MicroShit made our file a Read Only file causing delay and anger.  Attempting to rename the file so it could be saved, MicroShit said that the file was in use.  It was not.

 

2010-4-6, o805.  “The file Normal already exists.  Do you want to replace the existing one?”  Clicked no.  Then the MicroShit puked up the “Save As” frame.  Clicked this off then a gray Word Document screen appeared.  Clicked that off and the dialog box appeared: Changes have been made that affect the global template, Normal.  Do you want to save those changes?  Clicked that off and it finally went away.  What the fuck this Windows shit mean we do not know.  We do know that it has happened innumerable times.

 

2010-4-7, 0725-0835.  Windows Media Player would not manifest.  Bits and pieces of frames polluted the screen when trying to connect to stream.  We had to restart this nasty Gateway shit with the problems that that entails.  This MicroShit is old hat too.

2010-4-9, 1231.  Clicking WMP from library to visualization, the idiot thing began playing a song.

 

2010-4-11.

0908.  MicroShit shit out its “Read Only” problem.  Again I went round and round the horn with that shit.

0915.  And again: may the Great Spirit damn MicroShit.

 

2010-4-12.

0720.  Not for the first time MicroShit shit out a “File Permission Error: will not save file.  Fucking with it screams: File in use, locked for editing by current user.  Bull fuckin’ shit!

0727.  Maybe that trillionaire MicroShit will let us return to work now.

1740.  This Micro-, Gateway-, CyberShit would not eject a DVD.  We had to restart.

 

2010-4-13.

0655-0726.  Windows Media Player would not manifest.  We had to restart this abortion.

1200.  MicroShit asked me if I wanted a Windows Media Player update for the 1000th time.  Fucking Hell no!  It is garbage.  Trash.  Useless complications the sole purpose of which is to cram advertising down our throats.

 

2010-4-14.

0735-0746.  Yet again MicroShit would not connect to steam a radio station.  Windows Media Player would not manifest.  Two pluggings to reboot.  Yet more of our lives wasted.

1349.  For the 1000th time Insert will not work.

1503-1527.  WMP stopped playing sound.  To correct this took two rebootings, the second rebooting took four repluggings.  We discovered the MicroShit had muted the sound through the pull down menu of WMP.

1721.  Deleting software Mozilla Firefox filth suddenly asked to begin a new session.  Clicking “no” it did so anyway.

 

2010-4-16, 1726.  We long forgot to mention that MicroShit’s nasty Sound Recorder does not work.  None of their Sound Recorders work as far as we know.  It is yet something else for which that POS MicroShit robbed us.  It will not stream and if it did, it only records 60 seconds of sound.  If we want to stream music and record it, why can we not?  Who is mighty MicroShit to stop us?  Especially since we paid for the Sound Recorder.  The robbery and abuse we suffer from computer companies is worse than you think.  Check the reports on Jim Carlton’s Apple and Freiberger and Swaine’s Fire in the Valley.

 

2010-4-17.

0733.  Pressing delete changed Georgia 12 font to Courier New 12 font.  This sort of thing used to happen often.

1525-1550.  The screen froze.  Nothing worked.  Bits of Windows Task Master and other windows littered the screen.  A Norton Security Scan was in progress.  A nasty DrWatson Postmortem Debugger dialog box appeared and froze.  We had to restart this filthy Gateway/MicroShit shit.

1601.  We have no control, as usual, over an icon that appears on the taskbar.  This speck o’ shit is for an Adobe update that we do not want.  Last time we got an Adobe update, vile Adobe commandeered multi megabytes of storage with a nasty dictionary we had no use for.

 

2010-4-18.

0725.  Using AutoText a long wrong string of characters appeared so we had to change it.  This happens often and it drops items we input.

1105-1115.  Clicking on a link to stream music, Norton Security Suite plastered the screen with windows and boxes and all sorts of their intrusive shit.

 

2010-4-20.

0713-0815.  Nasty WMP would not load, seeing how it is trashy.

1211.  We were forced to finally download that Adobe filth just to get rid or it.

2010-4-21, 0744-0740.  Nasty WMP would not boot.

2010-4-22, 0731.  At a page, Norton Security Suite detected neither of two popups, a popup page, a pop-under, nor, until belatedly, an attack on our computer with its stupid green buttons.

2010-4-23.

0645-1241.  Nasty Mozilla Firefox would not connect to the net.

1726.  Google interface appeared unbidden.  This has happened before.

 

2010-4-24.

1026-1114.  “Cannot fins specified file”.  Etc.  This was true of all files tried.  This has happened before.

1730-1750.  Vile Mozilla Firefox manifested several weird interfaces, as many as four, destroying our concentration.  Then it popped up the regular interface, but without menu bar, search bar, toolbar so we had to restart the Gateway filth, but it took only two pluggings.

 

2010-4-25.

1205.  MicroShit stopped deleting the contents of a flash drive.  We had to begin again with what was left.

1323.  The Properties box popped up on the desktop.  This happened before.

 

2010-4-28.

1157.  Clicking a tab on the Quick Launch Bar that would not open several times, the cursor leaped far up a page of text, streaming juddered, then cut off for a moment, then resumed.

1800.

  1.  Vile MicroShit is interfering with our work by defecating its “Read Only” shit on us.

  2.  It takes five to eight minutes for this Gateway-Microsoft shit to warm up.  It takes

       several minutes to connect to the Internet whether using World Explorer or Mozilla

       Firefox, and up to at least 30 seconds to open a word document.  When clicking an

       icon, or a menu selection, there is invariably an inordinate hang time.  This piece of

       Gateway-shit and MicroShit shit has been this way since purchased.

 

Psywar 39

 

2010-5-1.

0925-0942.  MicroShit froze, nothing worked neither icons nor mouse buttons.  Restarting took seven pluggings.

0945.  Yet again AutoText displays the wrong entry when pressing enter.  Yet again, other entries in AutoText are truncated.

0952-0958.  Yet MicroShit forced us to end a program,.  (We do not list all that goes wrong with this vile Gateway.)  The desktop was wiped clean except for the background image.  There was nothing to click, mouse buttons availed nothing.

 

2010-5-2.

0722.  MicroShit says that for the nth time it cannot locate the browser link.

0722.  The Lennox printer came on and asked for paper.

2010-5-3.

1044.  Asshole AutoText reset from 2010-5-3 to 2010-5-1.

 

2010-5-5.

1156.  MicroShit went shitty, as if it does not stay that way.  After saving a file as a webpage, scores of web pages appeared accordion stacked.  A blank word document appeared and could not be deleted.  Then another appeared in eggplant instead of white.  A blank web layout view screen appeared.  None of these could be closed.  As always Windows Task Master was no help.  The blank or white web layout view froze all control, no response when clicking and the taskbar was gone.  This, as usual, is only some of the Mighty MicroShit.

1205.  MicroShit is driving us crazy.  It will not save a word document as a webpage.

1240.  We had to reboot.  That went well.  It only took three pluggings.

 

1336.  The “Read Only” MicroShit.

1352.  The “Read Only” MicroShit.

 

1500.  Be it known that MicroShit does not allow full control when making a webpage.  When you save as a webpage, images and text are scattered, and there is no way that MicroShit will allow you to position them so nice and pretty like you had them in the web layout view.

                To Hell with the MicroShit Corporation, this is not a person.

 

2010-5-10.

1400.  All of a sudden the WMP quit transmitting sound.

1430.  Rebooting required seven pluggings.

1456.  Rebooted again requiring four pluggings, still no sound.

1506.  A three-pluggings reboot, still no sound.

1517.  Rebooted again.

 

1525.  Restored the system to an earlier date, three pluggings required, no sound.

1728.  Seven pluggings to restart but now neither browser will connect to the web.

1814.  We found the MicroShit, and recall that this has happened before, twice at least.  For no explicable reason Windows Media Player mutes the sound in such a way that you have to access it through WMP play menu, which we never use.

  We hate this vile MicroShit and Gateway shit, and we hate the repulsive corporations responsible.  MicroShit has now wasted another long length of out time and we had plans for this afternoon.

 

2010-5-12, 1237.  Yet again the Search function does not work.

2010-5-22, 1205-1210.  The Read Only malfunction, then it would not delete the old file.

2010-5-25.  AutoText ceased working for the 1000th time.

 

2010-5-28.

0734-0750.  Gateway-MicroShit shit booted with a blank screen.  Three pluggings were required to restart it.

1144.  WMP stopped streaming.  Then it would not manifest when clicking icon.

1253-1309.  Rebooted requiring two pluggings.

 

2010-5-31.  A few years ago WMP stopped playing 24 episodes of Dimension X in a separate folder.  We are forced to buy these again.

2010-6-2, 1023.  The AutoText shit, Enter characters receive a string of characters not programmed.

2010-6-3, 1550-1700.  MicroShit’s WMP fucked up: partial menu frozen on screen, no icons worked, caused the lost of an unsaved play list.

 

2010-6-5.

0710.  The Internet Script Error digital dung— whatever the Hell that is.

1605-1620.  CyberShit froze when watching a DVD.  With three spaced bleeps like when receiving an email (Office Outlook) was closed, MicroShit actually restarted.

1610.  Filing an error report in a new like of dialog box with a progress bar, MicroShit automatically linked with a Windows Error Reporting site.

1716.  Streaming MicroShit suddenly stopped, froze the visualization, which was then replaced by the site page.  This happens often.

 

2010-6-11, 1417.  The cock-sucking motherfucking MicroShit whore bitch queers froze the screen and all controls and ended a program for the third time in three days.

2010-6-13, 1550-1556.  CyberLink’s upgrade panel appears every single time we click CyberShit.  Trying to delete permanently the filth, it went to the taskbar where it froze all icons.  We had to restart the computer, which, luckily, did.

 

2010-6-16, 0951.  MicroShit is always engaging the ruler on its own.  Hundreds of times this has happened and shows no signs of changing.

2010-6-17.

1511.  For the nth time the hard drive ran for five minutes, while it ran all controls were dead.

1607.  Not MicroShit’s nasty “Normal Template” malfunction.

 

2010-6-18, 0800.  For the nth time Insert deleted a date correction.

2010-6-21.  The predetermined sizes of my screens, again, defaulted.

 

2010-6-22.

0648.  The computer booted with a blank screen (again).  Amazingly, it restarted on the first try.  Rebooted, pressing the space bar twice, the Norton Security Suite interface appeared both times.  After clicking on the screen, it ceased to occur.

1319.  Clicking Restore Down repeatedly, it would not work.  The three icons upper right merely flickered.  X-ing off the word document, then recalling it, Restore Down worked.

2010-6-23, 1623.  Pressing the space bar, the Norton Security Suite interface appeared.  After clicking on the screen, it ceased to occur.

 

2010-6-25, 1745.  Filed a MicroShit error report.  We have filed thousands.

2010-7-3, 1049.  AutoTexting a string of characters, the wrong string of characters appeared as a gray link as happened often before.

 

2010-7-6.

1206.

  1. Filed the nth error report because Internet Explorer failed to connect to a page.

  2. AutoText dropped yet another entry.

1420.  An icon went missing from the Quick Launch Bar.

 

2010-7-7.

1542.  As often before, MicroShit/GatewayShit took a long time to execute commands.  Filed the 1,000th or so error report.

1823.  MicroShit’s AutoText has again dropped the date.

 

2010-7-13.

c. 1100.  The Lexmark printer jostled around on its own, has happened scores of times.

1536.  For five minutes, a word document would not close and would not end.

1537.  MicroShit Word cannot “open existing Normal”.

1538.  Insert Disk in Drive C popped up.

1539.  My Computer folder will not open.

1540.  Three error reports were filed, stacked one atop the other, and all the annoyance that entailed.

 

2010-7-14.

0648.  The screen went blank . . . but returned.

0657.  C. six times we clicked to activate Search, but it selected the last selected text in the word document.  We X-ed off the search dialog box.

0733.  C. 12 temporary word documents had to be manually deleted.  This is nothing new.

1418.  The SunDisk flash drive software shit, which we cannot delete, interfered by trying to install itself.

1455.  The digital dung interfered again.

1702.  The hard drive turned itself off.

 

2010-7-15.

0654.  Firefox filth does not work correctly.  It habitually takes 5 to 10 minutes to initially interface.

0900.

  1.  Without warning, the Internet went down.

  2.  No icon on the Quick Launch Bar will work.

0911.  It took three pluggings to restart.

0915.  This Gateway-shit/MicroShit seems to be working.

0916.  Three temporary word document files hade to be deleted.

1205-1209.  This  Gateway-shit/MicroShit was lightning quick in coming on.

1209-1211.  Astounding!!  And lightning quick in connecting with Internet Explorer and streaming music.

 

2010-7-17, 1444.  Windows Media Player is so poorly designed, that if a file name is changed, it does not appear in a playlist.  Only the old name appears.

2010-7-18.

1237.  Although in use, WMP popped up unbidden.

1730-1734.  Mozilla Firefox filth wound not work, yet again.  Filed the 1000th report or so in toto.

2010-7-19, 0924-0948.  Clicking a file and it disappeared.  It is not even in Recycle Bin.  This happened once with My Music.  Five tries to restart and still no file.  Finally, we found the file in My Pictures.  Oddly, we found a copy on a flash drive backup.  Yesterday we found a copy of a music file, which we did not make, in My Documents.

 

2010-7-24.

1652-1659.  This was the not unusual time required for this Mozilla Firefox-Gateway-shit to connect to the Internet.

2010-7-25.

0918.  MicroShit stopped streaming, switched from one webpage to another, then resumed streaming.

1519.  WMP went crazy with much MicroShit shit.

 

2010-7-26.

1254.  That shitty Lexmark printer engaged of its own and requested paper so it could print.

1707.  Today the MicroShit-Gateway shit has caused the hard drive to spin rapidly, and during these long moments the computer will not respond.  This has been going on since purchase.

 

2010-7-28.

0810.  Yet again a word document would not close and the “Program will not respond” warning appears.

0813.  Icons on the taskbar will not respond, cannot close word document, screen is frozen.

0815.  Filed the c. 1000th error report.

 

2010-8-2, c. 1015.  The computer took control from us for several minutes.  No icons would work.

2010-8-3.

1500.  MicroShit has malfunctioned since this morning.  Two error reports were filed.  There is little sense in filing error reports to MicroShit.

1705-1707.  The nasty Mozilla Firefox  garbage crashed.

 

2010-8-5.

  1. The size of the screens keep readjusting without our intervention.

  2. Several times MicroShit shit went nuts, and also control was taken from us when icons go dead.

  3. Downloading music from Amazon MP3 with their downloader and this nasty

      MicroShit/Gateway crap is difficult.

 

2010-8-7.

0645-0949.  Windows nasty Media Player would not work.

0645-1142.  Nasty AutoText would not work with date.

0909.  Internet Explorer had to close for the 1000th time.

 

2010-8-8.

0613.  AutoText dropped the first word of a three word entry until we reentered the phrase.  Mighty MicroShit strikes again.

0630-?.  Office clipboard will not work.

1355-1405.  All icons and controls froze yet again.

2010-8-11.

0722.  MicroShit’s onboard Encarta dictionary will not work.  That might be a first for that.

1433.  MicroShit’s AutoText would not insert the date yet again.  When this happens one must delete the date, and input it in AutoText again.

 

2010-8-12.

0904.  The onboard Encarta dictionary would not work.  Deleting it, the highlighting on the word vanished on the character in the middle of the word, and it took many tries to rid of it.  This has happened numerous times.

1707.  The usual infuriating hassles with MicroShit’s Internet Explorer getting on line.

2010-8-14, 1221.  Annoying tabs are regularly found that we did not set.

2010-8-15, 0747.  Annoying tabs were found that we did not set.

2010-8-16, 1004.  156½ words were found in all capitals.  The half word was at the beginning: ecosYSTEMS.

 

2010-8-17, 1700.  MicroShit’s AutoText dropped yet another phrase.

2010-8-18, 1227.  AutoText inserted a string of characters for the date not input by the operator.

 

2010-8-19, 1136-1147.  Only with great difficulty did an operator get a MicroShit word document to delete.  The text became a smear within the document.  The folder contents plus scores of temporary word documents replaced this.  Then the folder contents repeated an infinite number of times within a window within the grayed document.  The Folder Properties box appeared unbidden.  Then the scores of temporary word document files had to be deleted manually.  Hundreds of clicks were used because often there was no response.

 

2010-8-10.

0959.  The Enter Network Password box appeared for the 500th time.

1733.  Yet again AutoText would not work until characters were reentered.

 

2010-8-21.

0933.  Our work was interrupted for a Quick Time update.  As usual it did not take.  The End Process box appeared.  As usual it will not end the process.

0936.  Clicking the Mozilla Firefox icon, it asked to start a new session or restore the old session.  The old session was terminated.  Why did it not just begin a new session?  This has happened before.

0955.  The End Process box, per usual, is popping up often.  It is not ending the freaking process.

 

2010-8-22, 1838.  WMP had gone to mute, the mute you have to dive through the menus to find.  This has caused great trouble in the past.

2010-8-23, 1003.  MicroShit’s WMP had gone to mute again.

2010-8-24, 0930.  In word processing Search functions did not work.  This is routine happening at least thrice a day.

 

2010-8-25.

0730-0753.  The Gateway came on but Windows did not boot.  The Number Lock indicator was on.  This has happened before, but at least it only took three tries to reboot.

0754.  With Mozilla Firefox  you cannot restart a session.  Windows always informs me that it cannot find the web pages.  We begin a new session.  Mozilla Firefox then tells us that it is running but not responding, and Windows ells us again that it cannot find the web pages.  All this hassle is, of course, routine.

c. 1430.  MicroShit WMP froze and we could no nothing.  We had to unplug to restart, of course, but it only took three tries to reboot!

 

2010-8-27.

1654-1657.  CyberShit froze on the screen.  Drive E had to be opened, then closed with the DVD.

1715.  A webpage for some MicroShit Windows shit appeared when clicking “Properties”.

1534.  It is nearly impossible to shut off the Lexmark printer after canceling printing.

 

2010-8-28.

1100.  Suddenly, per usual, all icons on the taskbar froze and streaming stopped.

1104.  Then, suddenly, all icons the operator clicked popped their pages, interfaces, etc. on the screen.  Then they disappeared becoming dead.

1106.  The “windows” popped onto the screen and disappeared 4-5 times.  Presently the machine is frozen.

1107.  It happened 4-5 times again.  Operator was forced to click Don’t Sent on three consecutive error reports.

1135.  Gateway – MicroShit was restarted.

1147.  Mozilla FoxShit of its own switched its bookmark menu to Remove Bookmark.

  The Program Not Working End Program Now box requires dozens of clicks.  It goes away.  It comes back.  It goes away.  It comes back.

 

2010-8-30.

1345.  The normal “Normal Template” harassment.  We made no changes to a alleged template.

1429.  AutoText did not retain the date yesterday, nor did it today.  After changing it earlier, it displayed 2010-8-28.

 

2010-8-31.

1140.  Office Outlook.  The “Don’t Send Message” control almost never works.  This has been so since purchase of MicroShit’s Windows OS.

1144.  Repeatedly an email wound not send, and the address being replaced with one of our own, and a string of outsized characters were placed in the test of the email.

1317-1322.  This MicroShit shit froze yet again.

1323-1326.  The MicroShit hassle with the “Read Fucking Only File”.

1657.  The CyberLink froze.  We were forced to unload the DVD and restart the disk.

1816.  MicroShit’s Windows again changed of the screensaver so that the monitor would not shut off.

 

2010-9-2, 0929.  For some MicroShit reason the Word Document dictionary keeps flipping itself to do translations.

2010-9-6 5, 1746.  Neither Internet Explorer or Mozilla Firefox are working.  The End Process function worked in each case only with difficulty.  We would engage it, it was vanish then return.  A dialog box appeared about a suspicious Locate Link Browser.  They we were pestered by File Error Report dialog boxes.

2010-9-6, 0800.  Mozilla Firefox  will not retain preset screen size.

2010-9-14.  Once again, AutoText did not retain the date.

2010-9-15, 1426.  The onboard Encarta dictionary snitched to Translation.

 

2010-9-16.

1013.  Office will not open a WD because of the Normal Template crap.

1019.  AutoText did not retain the date from yesterday, nor did it retain the date for today.

 

2010-9-19, 1646.  When settings of CyberLink are changed to view a video, annoying dialog box sometimes appears saying that the desktop has been reconfigured do want to keep it?  Of what is this?  If we did not want to keep the reconfiguration, we would not have changed it.

 

2010-9-20.

0909.  This shitty Gateway computer took only three pluggings to restart.

1044.  When going online, not only does Microsoft throw a useless dialog in our face, but we often have to file an error report.

 

2010-9-23, 1253.  It takes hours if not days to delete the ruler once used.  It appears in every word document no matter how often deleted.  Then, after sufficient hassle, it disappears.

2010-9-24, 1238.  MicroShit’s WMP will not nor has it ever consistently held full screen visualizations.

 

Psywar 40

 

2010-9-25, 1559.  The AutoPlayer filth, added by the Gateway criminals when they included CyberLink in the software package, interfered with playing a DVD causing frustration, anger, and five minutes of actual malfunction.  CyberLink had to be X-ed, DVD removed, and laborious process initiated from the beginning.

2010-9-26, 0859.  This filthy Windows AutoText fucks up endlessly.  Pressed Enter on “2010” to bring up the full date, but 2010-9-25 and “behing” appeared.  I had previously entered “behing” in AutoCorrect to be replaced with “behind”.

 

2010-9-28, 1825-1832.  We could not close two word document files.  A MicroShit error box aired several times.  In one file, character streams were misplaced at the bottom to the left past the margin.  Managing to close the files they did not appear in their folder, nor the folder on the flash drive!!  Both the files then disappeared.  After frantic minutes, the two files reappeared.  Saving the largest file, worked on since c. 0600, with its massive changes, incredibly the files both were marked as having been last saved on Sept. 2.  Opening the files, they were updated past that date, but not until finish.  After more frenetic activity, through no action of ours, the files reappeared thoroughly updated.

 

2010-10-2, 0815-0837.  Two word documents would not close.  MicroShit claims another user is editing them.  In addition, an empty word document appeared.  Of the two word documents we were attempting to close, reduced in size, one filled with the wallpaper which was extremely smeared, the other became segments of the frame.  Finally, MicroShit’s shit forced us to reboot requiring five pluggings.  When we clicked on one of the word documents a dire warning appeared warning us that the document we were attempting to open caused a severe malfunction.

 

2010-10-3.

  1.  Lately when streaming, the streaming stops and MicroShit’s Windows Media appears.

  2.  These programs are installed but MicroShit says that if we delete the older ones dire

       things will happen.

         a.  Microsoft .NET Framework 2.0 Service Pack 2, 185 MB.

         b.  Microsoft .NET Framework 3.0 Service Pack 2, 179 MB.

         c.  Microsoft .NET Framework 3.5 Service Pack 1, 28.05 MB.

 

2010-10-4.  When deleting files on a flash drive, Windows deleted for an inordinate amount of time.  We were forced to reformat the flash drive because of inability of stopping the deleting.

2010-10-8, 1221.  Nasty MicroShit’s Office Outlook has gone crazy yet again.  Impossible to End the Program, close it out, Error Report Boxes appearing time after time, infecting a Word Document under revision.  MicroShit, MicroShit, you do not deserve what you have.

 

2010-10-9.

0800.  Closing a word document the dialog box “The file Normal already exist” appeared.  Deleting that box the “folder box” appeared.  Deleting that the “Changes have been made that affect . . .” appeared.  Deleting that a blank word document appeared.  Deleting that the “Changes have been” box appeared.  Deleting that a blank word document appeared which would not delete.  The “The file Normal” box appeared over that.  We finally rid our screen of all the MicroShit.

 

0824.  Again, AutoText characters have not been carried forward.

1008.  Mozilla Firefox puked a popup in our face.

1040.  AutoText did not retain characters.

2010-10-11.

  Downloading the newly purchased 50 episodes of Dimension X yesterday, they do not play.  The playlists we laboriously is scrubbed as to functionality as well.

1958.  MicroShit’s Power Options Properties has again set itself to never turn off the monitor.

2011.  WMP’s Automatically Hide Controls command was again cancelled.

 

2010-10-12.

1251.  Extreme difficulty simply trying to get a media file (Dimension X) to play, and also synced with a playlist.  Hours consumed.  It is not the file causing the problem.

1739.  Four items appeared in the Recycle Bin that ad been deleted.

2010-10-13, 1205.  AutoText did not retain the date.

 

2010-10-15.

0827.  Downloaded MicroShit updates.  Although we clicked Restart Later, the nasty software pesters one infuriatingly wit the Restart dialog box.  We only wish to restart when we turn this filthy Gateway-Microsoft shit on he next day.  The reason for that is that this Gateway-Microsoft shit will not restart!

0901.  The Apply Style or Formatting tab did not appear.  This happens often, just not creating a particularly glaring headache.

 

1301.  Office Clipboard would not function correctly as has happened times before.

1743.  Closing a DVD the screen went black.  Called up Windows Task Master only to discover all controls were frozen.  CPU usage was 100%.  The Error Report box appeared but would not send.  After c. 15-minutes, no progress made, we unplugged the machine (what we mean by “turn off”) because this piece of Gateway-Microsoft shit will not restart.  c. 35-minutes had elapsed by the time it was up and running again.

2005.  MicroShit has for the nth time (Power Options Properties) instructed the monitor to never turn off.

 

2010-10-16.

0740.  Nasty Norton Security Suite placed a Norton Backup Drive icon in documents.  We do not want it and cannot delete it.

1456.  Not for the first time a yellow flag popper up proclaiming: “Windows delay write failed”.  We have no idea what this means.

 

2010-10-18.

1650.  MicroShit’s Power Option Properties has for the 1000th time instructed the monitor to never turn off.

1705.  The “normal document template” shit.

1741.  AutoText did not hold the date.

2038.  WMP often switches from visualization to media information when streaming.

 

2010-10-19.

0934.  AutoText displayed the date from two days ago.

0947.

  1. Since purchase the Lexmark X2480 has often pulled the paper in crookedly.  It has become

      increasingly difficult to load the printer.  Now it is impossible to insert paper automatically.  One  

      must guide the paper by hand.  The waste of paper is unconscionable.

  2. It is an annoying and onerous task turning this Chinese shit off.

                        Used.

 

1010.  AutoText still displays the date from two days ago.

1017.  Many times when Enter is pressed to complete AutoText entry the cursor moves to the nest line.

1544-1602.  “Disk not formatted for this area” was the message concerning a DVD viewed earlier in the day, all but the last title.  Computer had to be restarted with its attendant headaches.

 

2010-10-20.

0714.  For the nth time the Document Recovery panel displayed.  There was nothing to display.

0912.  Changes were made to Quick Launch Bar icons sever days ago.  Again, the icons will not hold their positions.

1326.  Streaming is often interrupted with buffering.  Often this stops the visualization, sometimes necessitating exiting visualization mode and beginning with visualization again.

1345.  MyPictures.  Thumbnails would not extend to the bottom of the page.  The Program Not Working box appeared numerous times but would not end the program, as usual, in fact we do not believe that it ever has.  Finally, deleting it, WMP disappeared but the upper right icons appeared over the Start menu.  Deleting this, streaming stopped and we had to build our streaming again.

1556.  MicroShit’s buffering bullshit.

 

2010-10-24.

1030-1040.  Closed a word document and the format went white with a reduced folder screen in white atop that.  This changed to the regular folder screen, but without tool bar and menu bar atop.  The ­_, , and X, icons on the title bar would not respond.

1035.  As usual the Window$ Task Master will do nothing.  It says CPU usage is 100% which is the usual Micro$hit.  It is more like 2%.

 

2010-10-25.

1014.  The Quick Launch bar is still jumbled.

2102.  AutoText: The previous date, inserted this morning, was back in AutoText rendering the function inoperative.  Also, when pressing enter to activate AutoText, the cursor advances one line.

 

2010-10-26, 0839.  The cursor still advances one line when pressing enter for AutoText.

2010-10-27, 0717.  AutoText would no respond, could not input or delete.

 

2010-10-28.

0704.  We plug it in, turn it on, get a box: “You cannot drop an item onto a button on the taskbar”.  We didn’t.

1218-1247.  Great problems closing a word document.  This happens because Micro$hit will not delete temporary files.  White screens, small screens on white screens, a gray Word Documents  screen opened, no icons on small screens, icons would not work on taskbar, Window$ Task Master was useless, as usual, because nothing would respond.  Finally we decided to restart it consuming much time with the plugging.

2120.  Suddenly the visualization stopped.

 

2010-10-29, 1321.  A footnotes panel opened across the bottom of the screen, we have no inkling why.  Closing this, the word document closed.

2010-10-31, 0803.  Quick Launch Bar still will not retain icons in desired position.

 

2010-11-3.

0948-1016.  Had the usual infuriating problem merely closing a Window$ word document.  The Task Master would not end any process, and the End Program Box reappeared dozen of times after closing it.  At 1000 computer had to be unplugged.

1148-1208.  Micro$hit Outlook froze downloading email and drug us through the Task Master shit, etc.

 

2010-11-4.

0659.  Clicking a WD, some Micro$hit about a dialog box being open, and the Normal Template crap was flung on us.

1506.  Google squeezed a button was onto the taskbar about an update.

1917.  The visualization stopped.

2010-11-5.

1036.  AutoCorrect did not delete old date as instructed.

1047.  Norton’s nasty backup icon is still in My Computer folder.  We need no help making backups.  Although not geniuses, we can manage that bit.

1425.  Nasty AutoText yet again inserted the wrong text for the date.

 

2010-11-6.

0710.  The Mozilla Firefox interface appeared, but did respond.  This happens enough to be annoying.

0932-1026.  The Enter Network Password dialog box appeared but would not delete.  It immediately reappeared scores of times no matter how often required data was input.  It kept requesting the passwords for our several email accounts and although we input them, it kept going from one to another over and over.

1514.  Window$ Media Player suddenly went to mute as it occasionally does.

 

2010-11-7, 1230-1450.  Unbidden this “Show All” symbol ( ¶ ) appeared at the end of each line throughout all word documents with a middle dot between each word and it took this long to straighten this Great Spirit damned fuckin’ Micro$hit Window$ word processing shit out.  This Show All shit was found on the Standard Toolbar pull down menu.  It has never been placed on the toolbar itself.

 

2010-11-8.

0716.  Pressing enter to use AutoText, the characters, a zip code, appeared as 18-pt hypertext with a long vertical line to the left.

0717.  Entry was not found in AutoText file.  Entered the zip code.  Tried it again and again the 18-pt hypertext with a vertical line to the left appeared.

0720.  Entry not found: entered and tried again.

0721.  Did not find the entry again, entered characters again with the same result.  Did not reenter characters.

 

1134.  Opening Office Outlook we got a dialog box: “Data for personal folder did not close properly              . . .”  Then we got Micro$hit’s hassle with End Procedure.

1135.  Icons do not work.

1137.  Finally Micro$hit’s procedure ended with “Send Error Report”.  We quit doing this because it is an exercise in futility, a deception, a scam run by the $1,000,000,000,000 Micro$hit corporation.

 

1142.

  1. For some reason a dialog box appeared: Automatically saved changes on normal

      template document”.  We made no changes to normal template document.

  2. Having already opened WDs, suddenly trying to open a WD we get: This command

      cannot be performed because a dialog box is open”.  No dialog box was open.

 

1143.  AutoText shit did not save the date change.

1149.  An entry did not appear in AutoText.  Checking later the entry was in AutoText.

1201.  The font often changes on its own, not only to default.

1241.  AutoText does not appear in the font in use, but only in the font in which the characters were input.

 

  Because temporary word documents will not delete, file icons are in disarray, leaving them looking like a gap toothed smile, or with large gaps between sections of them.

  Window$ Media Player’s playlist function does not work.  Saving a playlist is a futile gesture unless all the titles refer to songs in the corresponding folder.

  Customizing folders with photos does not function properly.  If more than one image is in the folder, the thumbnail will display up to four images if there be four.  When backing up a folder on external media, the images seldom if ever display on the thumbnail.

 

2010-11-10.

1255-1330.  The same worrisome laborious problem closing a word document because Micro$hit will not delete temp. files.  100% CPU usage.  An empty wd format appeared, Task Master and End Process did nothing.  Icons were inoperative and the worst of all we have totally forgotten to mention, the dangerously revved up hard drive would on no account slow.  It took seven tries to restart.  Window$ is Bill Gate’s hoax.

2010-11-11, 0730-0743.  This Gateway garbage started, but courtesy of Micro$hit no image appeared on the screen.  Had to reboot.

 

2010-11-14.

0735.  AutoText did not hold date.

1148-c. 1250.  Micro$hit’s Internet Explorer would not connect to the Internet.

2010-11-15, 1912-c. 2130.  As often happens, visualizations defaulted to the streaming webpage.

  Numerous times WMP snapped from full screen to default screen and monitor would not turn off.

 

2010-11-16.

0748.  Pressing enter for AutoText, “Obamacare” appeared as an inactive hyperlink in 18 pt font and a long vertical line in the left margin.

1122.  Bizarrely, a music folder ripped from a purchased CD was found with all eight tracks titled after another CD already ripped.

 

2010-11-17, 0700-1304.  We were without Internet access.  At first, we thought it due to the severe windstorm that ravaged the area early today.  Window$ Explorer not Google would connect to our server.  Nope! Server was up and running.  The modem was functioning correctly we checked it.  Finally we restarted the computer and then connected to the Internet.  Micro$hit’s Window$ DOS was at fault, of course.

 

2010-11-20.

0715.  Although connected to the Internet Micro$hit broke the connection.

o740.  It took four tries to reboot, but flat screen did not boot.

0806.  Eight tries to reboot.

 

2010-11-21, 1137.  The cursor was replaced with a short horizontal black bar.  Clicked save and a dialog box appeared: Work cannot find the designated menu.  Clicking save again cursor returned.  This has happened often.

 

2010-11-22.

1028.  As often happens after downloading Micro$hit’s bloatware update we had problems with our main computer.  When clicking off email this D box appeared: The file Normal already exists.  Do you want to replace the existing file?  No.  Then the “Save As” window appeared.  We closed that.  They a blank Micro$hit WD format appeared but in gray.  Closing that we get another D box: Changes have been made that effect the global template, Normal.  Do you want to save those changes?

  The quick launch bar was fucked up.  A nasty Office Outlook icon had been added on an extension, and a desired icon had been kicked there as we.  It was difficult getting the Outlook icon to stay deleted, but it did and the quick launch bar returned to normal.

1255.  AutoText would not hold the date.

 

2010-11-23.

1708.  AutoText deleted a string of characters.

1759.  Clicking WMP tab on taskbar the folder closed.

 

2010-11-24.

0801.  Sometimes when deleting a file on the 3.5-inch floppy, Micro$hit tells us it cannot delete the document because it is in use.  On the second attempt the document deletes.

1040.  Yet again a visualization stopped and had to be restarted from scratch.

  Closing Office Outlook for the nth DB (dialog box) informs that OO cannot close, but OO was closed.

 

2010-11-25, 1119.  The two DBs of the shitty Cruzer flash drive suddenly appeared  1. Removable Disk (L).  2.  And that nasty “U2 System (K).  And, of course, like always, it switched WMP to the library which we never use.

2010-11-26, 0952.  Had to restart to install Micro$hit downloads, more bloat ware most likely.  The nasty stuff will not allow you to wait until convenient, like the end of the day.  Some of the usual glitches after doing so, and a dozen temp files had to be manually deleted.

 

2010-11-27, 1219.  An Office Outlook icon appeared on the Quick Launch bar, or in the extension like the last, taking anther icon with it.

2010-11-28.  The cursor was replaced by the short black bar again.  The usual DB appeared: Word cannot find the designated menu.

 

2010-11-29.

1545-1555.  It took nine tries to close Micro$hit’s Window$ Media Player.  Ten to twenty End Program DBs appeared.  Micro$hit would not respond to commands.  The “on” light runs continuously during these times.  This sort thing has continued from day of purchase.

  We have deleted hundreds, maybe a thousand, of the DBs advertising an update to Window$ Media Played.  We do not want the fucking shit you asshole-lickers!  It is bloatware not designed for our convenience, but designed to sell recordings of that nasty Napster and those other rotten- mouthed capitalists, in that the degenerates that own and run the Micro$hit corporation can become even more corpulent, cringing, and depraved.

 

2010-12-4.

1600.  This has happened before.  Nasty CyberLink froze.  Ejecting the DVD did nothing.  The image was frozen on the monitor.  Five repluggings were required to get this Gateway garbage to reboot.

1608.  DB: System recovered from a serious error.

1915.  The power setting for the monitor yet again defaulted to “never”— way it is when the government allows corporations to manufacture shit.

 

2010-12-5, 0912.  Repeatedly AutoText would not work, although inserted the characters would not manifest.

2010-12-6.

0803.  Micro$hit’s AutoText deleted the date change.

0855.  For the 500th time Mozilla Firefox informed that it was not running with two DBs that, of course, had to be deleted, but it was running.

 

2010-12-7.

1802-c.1810.  Gateway’s filthy CyberLink froze.  It could not be removed from the screen but after a wait, it removed itself without repluggings.

2048.  Micro$hit has seen to it that the monitor often will not stay off.  The digital dung makes the screensaver kick in.  When this happens, there are only two ways to shut the monitor off.  One is to turn it off but no can do because the Gateway degenerates sold us a piece-of-shit.  The second is to call up Properties and under Screensaver click preview.  After numerous clicks it will finally come on and run an like is supposed to.

 

2010-12-9.

1912.  Had to reset “Auto hide full screen controls” for Micro$hit’s nasty WMP.  This has happened innumerable times.

2000.  After shitting off, as so often happens, the screensaver popped back on the nasty Gateway FPD1975W TFT LCD monitor.  If the nasty Gateway FPD1975W TFT LCD monitor is turned off it may not come back on because the power control when the rest of Gateway’s filthy shit soon after purpose.

 

2010-12-10.

0818.  Micro$hit’s AutoText did not work.  Inserting the characters anew, it did not accept them the first time.

0832.  In the folder’s Property Box the “choose a picture” option has never worked.  Choose a picture and it will not stay.  If you have more than one photo in the folder, it later manifests one that you did not choose.  Often even with one photo in the folder, it will appear only as a mall photo in the upper left quadrant of the screen.

 

2010-12-11.

1339.  Repeatedly Micro$hit would not copy am emailed image.  Despite the image copied, the one pasted in the folder was a copy (without being so marked) of the last one.  This continued for fifteen minutes or so.  Infrequently the Save Attachment DB would appear.  This made no difference.  For twenty minutes the Micro$hit-Gateway shit ran sluggishly.

1431.  For c. thirty minutes when pressing tab, and then pressing space bar, repeatedly the string of characters was sent to the left margin.

1917.  WMP will often when streaming, and default from the visualization to the webpage.

 

2010-12-12.

0831.  AutoText would not work.

1441.  Micro$hit could not even close Solitaire without problems.

1536.  Clicking a title on a WMP playlist, a completely different song played.  This has happened before.

1648.  Playing a DVD with the CyberLink cybershit the monitor shut down.  The DVD had to be restarted.

 

2010-12-13, 0730.  Micro$hit gave us the usual problem getting online to a weather site, but then Mozilla Firefox linked us to a different weather site.

2010-12-13.

1138.  Two word document readjusted the reduced screen size to full screen size.

1143.  It took over a minute to enable hidden document on a single document.

1617.  With DVD inserted, the monitor went blank when clicking play.

 

2010-12-14, 0924.  AutoText box: inserting characters and then clicking add, the AutoText often closes of itself.

2010-12-15.

0740.  Micro$hit’s AutoText did not insert characters.

0830.  Pressing “page up”, repeatedly a “search” DB appeared: “Microsoft has reached the beginning of the document.  Do you want to continue searching to the end?”.

1000.  Often, after using AutoText, if an alteration is necessary to the string of characters, and one backspaces, the characters, if all capitals like “INTERNET.”, revert to lower case.

 

2010-12-17, 0732.  An unwanted icon was added to the quick launch bar.

2010-12-19, 1149.  The “Window$ Media Player cannot play file” DB appeared.  No file was being requested.  This has happened often before.

2010-12-20.

1747.  This Mozilla Firefox & Window$ digital dug will not work yet again.  We got yet another Error Report DB merely closing links.

1917.  Screensavers seldom work.  One of the problems is that the screensaver closes and the monitor comes on.  Another, the screensaver will not shut down the monitor at all, but keeps playing.  These inexcusable malfunctions happen often daily.

 

2010-12-21.

1559.  I/O-I BT.  Cyber$hit’s InterActual popup slammed us watching a DVD.

1746.  Window$ Media Player stopped streaming, and played a playlist it called up.

 

2010-12-22.

1016.  Mozilla Fox$hit’s annoying DB about Mozilla Fox$hit already running.

1010.  Micro$hit’s word processing program is so fucked up, that if you call up the Spelling Grammar interface for any reason, it automatically begins checking at the top of the file.  Micro$hit is $hit.

1445.  When calling up a string of capital characters with AutoText, if you backspace to remove a character, say a period, and then press spacebar, the string of capital characters defaults to lowercase except for the first character.

 

2010-12-23.

1650-1655.  I/O-I.  Cyber$hit’s InterActual popup froze on the screen.  No controls would work.

1703.  The Cyber$hit ad “Upgrade Your Power DVD”, popped up playing a DVD necessitating stopping the DVD to remove it.

2010-12-24.

1044.  A visualization froze during play, not the first time.

1451.  The hard drive ran at a high rate of speed.  It would not shut off and the machine was heating.  The “operation light” was not lit.  We have had this problem before, especially when the machine was new.

 

2010-12-25.

1152.  A music folder would not delete.

1620.  Cyber$hit would not respond to commands.

1644.  For c. 10 minutes a Cyber$hit InterActual ad in red font (first we have seen this in red font) could not be closed.

1707.  Gateway’s Cyber$hit still will not work.  Several Error Report boxes deleted.

1709.  A large InterActual screen (not the first this was seen) marred the screen several times after being deleted.

1710.  DVD playback froze because of the InterActual screen.

1717.  After much hassle with the InterActual screen, we closed it and DVD playback choppily resumed.

1738.  And InterActual shortcut was placed on the desktop, like a dog turd.

 

2010-12-26.  I/O BT**.

1600.  Two InterActual screens popped up over DVD playback.  They often appear in twos.

1611.  Playback froze we were forced to eject.

1615.  This recent InterActual assault upon our privacy began when viewing the Star Wars Trilogy © 2004 20th Century Fox.  Searching Add or Remove Programs, we found InterActual software to the tune of several megs installed.  Checking the devious fine print on the back of Star Wars Trilogy Bonus Material with a magnifying glass, to our astonishment discovered each disk is smeared with InterActual software $hit.  These are not bootlegs.  These are legitimate purchases.  George Lucas became everything that he once hated.  What a waste!

 

2010-12-27, 1632.  Cyber$hit’s Update Information box popped up during DVD playback.

2010-12-28.

0827.  Norton Security Suite’s quick update broke a streaming link, as it often does.

1456.  We saved a file, made a minor correction, tried saving it again but a DB appeared: Cannot save file due to a permission error.  Changing its name, we saved the file then tried deleting it.  The Word format went gray for a full minute.  When it closed, a DB appeared saying a DB was open.  No DB was open.  This has all happened many times.

 

2010-12-30.

0739-0743.  Internet Explorer would not connect to SERVER.  It took seven attempts before Micro$hit would end the program.

1150-1155.  Mozilla Fox$hit refused to connect to server.

**********    ***********

2011

2011-1-4.

0825.  Norton Security Suite broke the link to streaming.

0948-0953.  Micro$hit would not end a program.  Dozens of clicks required, many DBs on taskbar.

 

0954-0958.  It took this long to close a webpage, plus the same Micro$hit as above.

1233.  Closed a Word Document, a blank word document appeared.

1241.  Trying to simply close a save and close a file Micro$hit filth pops up a DB: “Normal was being edited by another Word session.  If you save the document with the original name, you will overwrite any changes made in the other session.”  We do not know what this Micro$hit was about.  If not mistaken, this is the first we’ve seen it.  And we had no other session so we saved it.

 

1242.  Now Micro$hit, the slime of cyberspace, tells us the file is Read Only.

1243.  No we get the “changes in Normal template” shit.  We’d surely like to make some changes in the normal templates of the super rich trash that owns and/or runs Micro$hit.

 

2011-1-5, 0735.  AutoText did not retain characters.

2011-1-8, 0737.  When Norton Security Suite finished updating, per usual, broke the link to streaming.

  Many Error Report Boxes have been popping up concerned with Office Outlook.

 

2011-1-10, 0910 & 1110.  Paste function of Micro$hit Word would not work.

2011-1-12, 0929-0945.  A downloaded image would not open, all icons froze, clicking either mouse button did not work, the hard drive revved up, the useless End Process, of course, did not work in any semblance of efficiency.

 

2011-1-13.

0715.  After downloading Micro$hit updates, we had to resize Google page and several word documents.  This is not unusual.

0936.  Yesterday before downloading Micro$hit updates, extensive deletions and several additions were made to AutoText.  AutoText data is as before updating.

0940. Incredible!  We found characters “Spike” in AutoText.  We did not put it there.  Typing in “Spike” and pressing Enter, a whole file appeared from several months back.  The file was Quick Notes.

  AutoText is also shitty because when you delete characters, the file defaults to the a listings, and you  must page through it to your next deletion.  Why can one not delete more than a set of characters at a time?  Why is it that it often closes after adding a string of characters?

 

0945.  Found a folder in My Music long since deleted.  This has happened before.

o956.  AutoText: a string of characters would not manifest.  Deleted the characters.

2033-2037.  Closing My Pictures all controls froze and the hard drive revved up.  Neither mouse button would work, no icon worked.  Of course, Micro$hit’s End Task does not work.  CPU usage was 100%.  This necessitated unplugging the computer and all the infuriating bother of restarting it.  About twenty minutes later we could continue our work.

2111.  Dragging shortcuts from desktop to recycle bin, the shortcuts kept reappearing.  Found a music file in recycle bin that had previously been deleted from the recycle bin.

 

2011-1-14.

1547.  Micro$hit AutoText did not retain date.

1751.  Micro$hit AutoText did not retain date.

 

2011-1-15.

0958.

  1.  AutoText did not retain date change.

  2.  Items deleted from Mozilla Firefox ‘s Bookmarks  have returned.

1208. Internet Explorer will not connect to server.  Two Error report DBs have appeared.

1211.  WMP will not appear. This has happened several times.  We shall reboot.

•••••••••

1245.  Rebooted.  It checked disk “L” and, oddly, left the following data on a flash drive (but nowhere else) in a text document titled BOOTEX .  I see that the flash drive is disk “L”.

BOOTEX

Checking file system on L:

The type of the file system is FAT32.

 

One of your disks needs to be checked for consistency.  You may cancel the disk check, but it is strongly recommended that you continue.  Windows will now check the disk.

Volume Serial Number is 90ED-022C

Windows has checked the file system and found no problems.

 

   2043731968 bytes total disk space.

    289247232 bytes in 3382 hidden files.

       786432 bytes in 176 folders.

    335941632 bytes in 2457 files.

   1417752576 bytes available on disk.

 

         4096 bytes in each allocation unit.

       498958 total allocation units on disk.

       346131 allocation units available on disk.

••••    ••• •

 

2011-1-16, 0725.  Running Norton Security Suite update we inserted a flash drive.  Internet Explorer was bringing up Google interface but it was weird.  It covered the monitor.  The three screen-size icons were within a small rectangle upper right, a half dozen toolbar items aligned upper left.  Closed it, brought it up again.  Closed it.  The third time Google page was normal.

 

2011-1-17.

1100-1111.  Extreme difficulty encountered opening WMP.  End Task would not work for a long while, if it did work.  Then a pestering with Error Report DBs.

1615-1625.  A DVD stopped playing.

 

2011-1-18.

0735-0743.  A music file would not open to Properties.  All controls froze.  End Task is more Micro$hit and we did not bother, per usual, sensing Error Reports.  Sometimes ER DB after ER DB slams you.

1117-1119.  Closing a photo file, all icons and controls froze.  Incredibly, after a while, End Task actually worked.

 

2011-1-19, 1041.  Opening a photo, the photo would not open but grayed.  The yellow title box however, stayed current on every subsequent window until it faded away.

2011-1-20.

0813.  Accessing Google with IE we discovered the Google page annoyingly rearranged at the top, but not when accessing with Mozilla Firefox.

0836.  LiveUpdating with Norton Security Suite broke streaming connection.  Reconnection could not be effected for sometime.  Error Report DB popped up.

 

2011-1-21.

0822-0829.  The Gateway/shit hard drive revved to a high rate of speed and would not slow down.  This has happened often, more so lately.  We had to unplug and reboot with all the trouble that entails.

1211.  Often Error Report DBs appear, we have no idea why.

 

2011-1-23.

0757.  We downloaded the Mozilla Firefox updates with the pestiferous problems any change entails.  We had no choice.  Attempting to close WMP several times the song that had finished playing repeated.  Several times trying to delete the music folder holding the song, the song replayed.  Merely moving the cursor over a song made it play.  Then, right of left clicking the mouse made it play, left clicking did not display the menu.

0802.  A music file was already deleted, the DB affirming that we wished to delete appeared three times.

 

0807.  AutoText did not retain character change.

0819.  Suddenly the last entry in a playlist played with WMP could not be edited following many attempts.  Deleted and reentered the song.

0828.  None of the songs in the playlist could be located.  Had to delete the playlist and create it again.  Many the songs had to be re-titled because for several days when a song was moved to playlist it showed the original title when downloaded from the digital recorder, not the title it was changed to.

 

1043-c. 1050.  AutoText will not retain newly input characters.

1543.  Stinky Micro$hit went crazy merely opening an MP3 file; the hard drive came on, the controls froze, files opened belatedly, etc., etc.

 

2011-1-24.

0841.  Often when attempting to close a file, Micro$hit wants to send an error report instead.

c. 1240-1250.  Hard drive revved up and would not slowdown.  We have had this problem since purchase.  Four pluggings to get this Micro$hit/Gateway shit up and running.

1339.  We were forced to delete 22 temporary word document files manually.

2011-1-25.  1431.  The hard drive revved and would not slow.  We had to reboot and all the aggravation and wasted time that entails.  We are not going to let this go unchallenged.

 

2011-1-27.

0820-0827.  This is the time it took to open an image so that it could be titled.  The light was on, but Micro$hit is shit.

1400.  All word document screen sizes had to be reset.

1903-1908.  Streaming and visualization stopped.  It took this time to get it working.  The light was on, but Micro$hit is shit.

2011-1-29.

1505.  Micro$hit will not display a screensaver.  It pops an Error Report DB up into your face.

 

2011-1-30.

1151.  Micro$hit slammed its WMP update popup in our face, which broke the streaming link.

1405.  Attempting to close the external hard drive, which is nearly impossible without pulling the USD because it is always “being used by another program, the window for Hard drive/the local disk (C) appeared.

1924.  Report Error boxes often appear with anything seeming wrong.

 

2011-2-1, 0753.  For two days we have experienced an icon jumping around on the taskbar.  This is as usual.

2011-2-2.  A DB appeared without any apparent reason.  This happens often.

2011-2-3.

0708.  As per usual, Micro$hit and Mozilla Firefox refused to link smoothly to my browser.  The two DBs appeared.

1041.  AutoText refused to work.  Characters had to be re-entered.

1723.  Micro$hit’s AutoText did not hold the date, yet again.

 

2011-2-8.

0710-0738.  It took fifteen tries to get this Gateway shit to startup.

0745.  Two Error Report DBs manifested since startup.

1137.  Twice AutoText did not hold a string of characters.

2011-2-9.  Error report DBs still manifest without apparent cause.

 

2011-2-10.

0734.-0814.  WMP would not open nor would IE work.  This is standard for Micro$hit.  The icon on the taskbar is yet scrambled when computer boots.  Eight tries to get it to boot.  Several error report DBs have appeared since last noted.

1053.  A icon for OO appeared on the taskbar not put there BT the operator.

 

2011-2-12.

c. 0759-0815.  DB: You are attempting to open a file created by an earlier version of Microsoft Office.  There is absolutely no reason for this.  The file has been opened numerous times.  We opened it with Notepad.

1003-1115.  Changed the Lexmark cartridge.  It keeps telling me that it cannot find the cartridge.  Deleted the files.

 

1135-1146.  Took two tries to restart.  We managed to delete the Lexmark fax program.

Micro$hit’s File Missing data box has been repeatedly appearing for different programs.

Lexmark’s DB informing me that there is no cartridge came on 1003 the first time.  It cannot be deleted.  Now the screen is frozen.  CPU usage is 100%.

1149.  Rebooted.  Lexmark’s DB popped up.  It cannot be deleted.  We have had the usual harassment with Micro$hit closing a process, or not closing it like real software.

1209.  After more hassles and headaches the Lexmark trash is up and running with the new ink cartridge.  Another two hours wasted.

 

2011-2-13, 1024.  AutoText did not retain characters.

2011-2-14, 0743,  The new icon on the taskbar is finally in its assigned place.

2011-2-18.

0730.  Six tries to get the computer to start.

0824.  Scrolling would not reach the end of the file.

1012.  Screen sizes all had to be reset.

1022.  Word count is often varying in the same field.

 

2011-2-19, 1811.  Outlook Express only half deleted.  Ridiculously, CPU usage had climbed to 100%, but incredibly, Micro$hit’s End Process worked the first time.  There might be some hope for those greed mongers yet.

 

2011-2-20.

1539.  Cyber$hit froze.  Disk was ejected and reinserted.

1658-1710.  Cyber$hit froze with the hard drive revved and CPU usage at 100%.  Repeatedly End Process did not work.

1718-1726.  Four tries to restart.

 

2011-2-21.

1525.  CyberLink (Cyber$hit) would not open, instead displaying a blank screen.

1527.  Cyber$hit would no rewind.  It shuttered a second of so forward and behind a central image.  We were forced to close then reopen the file.

1943.  Yet again Micro$hit erased our screensaver settings.

 

2011-2-22.

0936.  Micro$hit’s screensaver system does not work.  As often as not the screensaver does not engage.  Like all of the monopolistic software, and monopolistic products of all modality, it is shit!!

1206.  Yet again, opening an image has caused worrisome problems.  The image would not open.  The End Process would not end.  The “operation” light burned solid.  An Error Report DB appeared.  Then when the capitalistic schizophrenic digital calculating device settled down, it took three tries copying from source to paste information into the Summary portion of the Properties Box, although the Paste button on the menu was clearly active.

 

2011-2-23.

1112.  For the nth time, WMP had deleted the setting, and “Hide Screen Controls Automatically” again had to be engaged.

1603.  Here’s a new one.  Cyber$hit went silent.  There was no way to hear the sound.  Also, it would not reverse.  This required returning to the root menu and beginning from here.

 

2011-2-25.

0800.  AutoText did not retain the date.

1025.  Again, date not retained by AutoText.

2011-2-26.

1436.  IE will not connect to some pages.  When it does it freezes.

1504-1508.  A file would neither open or close.  As usual End Process threw trouble in our way.  Four temporary files had to be manually deleted.

 

2011-2-27.

0727.  It took three tries to start the computer.

0808.  Office Clipboard.  When pasting, inadvertently clicking Apply Style or Formatting instead of Keep Text Only, the Formatting text appeared on screen jumbled with strings of characters and selected in a manner to suggest a crossword puzzle.  The clipboard panel to the right became jumbled with Formatting text.

1006.  Pasting.  On multiple attempts, the radio button for Keep Text Only was bulleted.  Therefore this could not be accomplished.

  Closing a document and opening another, segments of both became entangled.

 

2011-2-28.

0723-0807.  It took eleven (11) tries to start this Gateway-shit/Micro$hit.

1024-1029.  Closing the Properties box of an image, the hard drive revved and control froze.

2011-3-1, 0731-0756.  Twenty-eight (28) tries before this Gateway shit would start.

2011-3-3, 0644-0706.  Twenty-one (21) tries to start this Gate$hit computer.

 

2011-3-4.

0701.  After starting we found an Adobe Flash Played 10 Plugin update popup on our screen.  It does no good to tell the capitalist pigs you do not want it, which we have been doing.

 

2011-3-4.

0716.  Merely connecting to the net takes five to ten minutes.  Several more of the endless End Task DBs popup.  Which persistently return.  Mozilla Firefox is our browser.

0717.  Yet more problems and End Task DBs.

1755-c. 1810.  Micro$hit went crazy again.  Icons not responding, parts of frames on the monitor, etc.

 

2011-3-5, 0757-0806.  Twelve (12) tries to boot the shit.

2011-3-7, 0755-0804.  Two tries to start.

 

2011-3-8.

0636-0704.  Twenty-two (22) tries to start.

0801-0809.  It took this long to make a file hidden.  During this time, the frame size of the pages open and/or on the monitor shrunk up two inches from the bottom and there was no way to restore them.  The task bar along the bottom of the screen disappeared and there was no way to restore that.  The two webpages open, closed, or disappeared, but there were two “icon bars” in the lower left that held the three icons on the title bar to the upper right, i.e., fold window to taskbar, decrease size, and close.  Thus far, all this has happened several times before.  Folder DBs began popping up; close one, there would be another, and another, etc.

 

2011-3-9.

0717-0722.  Two tires to start.

0906-0909.  Deleting an image, Micro$hit froze with the hard drive running, operating light on.  Ending the task, yet again, the window size is missing two inches off the bottom and there is no task bar.  There is no way to effect any change.  Two small icon bars appeared at the lower left, over the Quick Launch Bar when it decided to return.  Deleting the first one, the second appeared.  We deleted that one.

 

2011-3-10.  Two Error Report DBs appeared.  This seems a daily average.

2011-3-12, 0726.  A mere two tries to start, but it still takes 5 to 10 minutes to pull itself up by its bootstraps.

 

2011-3-14.

1020.  As often, clicking a link using that nasty Mozilla Firefox browser, broke the connection to the Internet.

1130.  Mozilla Firefox has been squirrelly since the above.  Several Micro$hit Report Error DBs appeared.

1142.  All icons are frozen with unwanted video playing.

1156-1235.  Twenty (20) tries to restart.

1218.  The Normal Template shit, a DB and panel to close.

1219.  AutoText did not hold the date nor another string of characters.

 

1220.  For the second time today, in AutoText input box, pressing Shift = S or C sends the cursor to the right of the string of characters.

1235.  This nasty Micro$hit and Gateway seems up and running, for a short period of time.

1233.  Twenty-three temporary Word Document files were manually deleted.

1219-1225.  Mozilla Firefox is still malfunctioning.  Trying to connect it tells us it is already running.  This happens about of the time.

1400-1404.  The screen and all controls froze.

 

2011-3-15.

0647-07115.  Nine tries to start.

0720.  Mozilla Firefox would not open tabs.  This happens often.

 

Psywar 41

 

2011-3-16.

0747-0759.  Ten (10) tries to start.

0911.  Since purchase, when pressing Ctrl + CC, for Office Clipboard, the cursor leaps far up into the file.  After inserting text and closing the Office Clipboard, the cursor leaps back to where it had been when Office Clipboard was engaged.

 

2011-3-17.

1257-?.  The screen froze.  Harassing problems have plagued us.  When you create a webpage with Micro$hit, and save it as a webpage, Micro$hit puts your data where it wills.

1554-1527.  The harassment has not ceased.  Now the screen is frozen, and all data above and below (Quick Launch and taskbar and toolbar, etc.), have disappeared so we can do nothing but try to End Task and send endless Error Reports.  The operating light stays on.  We were trying to make hidden a file when Micro$hit failed for the 100,000th time, at least.

1528-1532.  It happened again trying to hide the same file.  All the above malfunctions and ones not mentioned, i.e., operating light burning solid, and hard drive spinning at an high rate of speed.

 

2011-3-18.

0854.  The first Error Report DB of the day appeared.  Maybe it is going to be a good day.  Several hours ago when we fired upon the mill, it only took two tries to start the Gate$shit Micro$hit shit.

2035-2040.  Pressing space bar Micro$hit’s WMP went to mute.  It has gone to mute more than a few times causing great difficulty.

2011-3-20, 0947.  Shitty AutoText.  Inputting the strokes for the date, hitting Enter, we got ΑΩ unto ΩΑ instead, freshly input.

 

2011-3-22, 1140-1247.  Micro$hit’s Word Document has often manifested a narrow page between two full size pages.  The operator cannot get rid of this.  Hitting Enter does not help.  The narrow page cannot be deleted.  Any text on this narrow page is in jeopardy of deletion.  Finally, the narrow page goes away of its own (so far).  This has happened often and happens often when making webpages as well.

 

2011-3-24.

0738-0752.  Five (5) tries to start.

1101.  Enter Internet Password.  We pray the Internet Password shit doesn’t start again.

1653.  Merely closing Internet Explorer has resulted in the filing of the 10,000th Error Report, conservatively estimated.

2100.  For the nth time the visualization froze.  When this happens WMP must be closed and the link closed.

 

2011-3-25.

0821.  Every time the Norton Security Suite is updated it breaks the link to streaming.  WMP must then be closed, the link closed, and them both reopened to resume streaming.

  Three times opening and closing IE caused the Error Report DB to appear.

2011-3-28, 0808.  Every time we open Mozilla Firefox shit we get: “Firefox is having trouble recovering your windows and tabs.”  And, of course, does not.

 

2011-3-30.

0956-1012.  The hard drive ran at a high rate of speed and would not slow down.  We had to unplug the main computer.  It took seven tries to restart the nasty thing.

1717.  Cyber$hit froze yet again.  Today alone three Error Report DBs popped up.

  The evening the screensaver would not work.  This is usual with Micro$hit shit, digital dung foisted off upon the powerless people.

 

2011-3-31, 0723.  Window$ Media Player will not work.  Error Report not filed.

2011-4-1.

0805-0826.  Window$ Media Player did not boot.  Three tries to restart.  ER not filed.

0838.  Window$ Media Played stopped playing.  By no means is this an unusual occurrence.

0846-1006.  Internet link keeps breaking.

 

2011-4-3.

0753-0756.  It took this long for nasty Micro$hit to open a file messing up all other operations during the wait.  We ended process but then the file opened.

1039.  Nasty WMP broke the streaming link causing a lacuna or loss of c. 45 minutes of audio.

1350-1401.  Hit Enter for AutoText but newly input characters from AutoCorrect appeared.  We corrected this and it happened again.  We corrected this and it happened again.

 

1412.  A DB slams us about not finding a file long closed.

1706-1715.  A DVD stopped cold.  There is no Cyber$hit interface.  End Task, of course, is unresponsive.  We could not close Task Master nor sever associated DBs.  CPU usage 100%.

1720.  The Norton Security Suite icon has disappeared from the right-hand set of icons.  We found that the firewall was off.  We do not remember turning off the firewall.  Going to programs, etc, nor icons would actually work.  We could not run an update, not would it search all files.  Suddenly it began loading a support page that had been closed.

1749.  It is still not working.  We are closing u p shop.

 

2011-4-4, 0738.  Norton Security Suite icon has returned and the software is functioning.

 

2011-4-5.

0735.  Desktop icons were not where they were left.

0806.  Pressing spacebar for the zip code, as has been described before, this is what inserted including the double spacing.  We substituted the zeroes.

Baltimore, MD 00000-0000

  More of endless error reports filed seemingly without reason, certainly without results.

 

2011-4-7.

0733.  Yet again going online with Mozilla Firefox is splattered DBs and nonsensical explanations.

2123.  A usual scenario: The visualization froze.  After fixing that, the screensaver would not engage.

2011-4-9.

0755-0818.  Sixteen (16) tries to start.

0827.  Mozilla Firefox would not open webpages.

 

2011-4-10, 0908.  Every time Norton Security Suite is updated streaming is stopped, WMP and the link must be closed, the inevitable hassles with Error Report DBs, then WMP link and WMP must be reopened.

2011-4-11, 1305.  Because of a booger of a DB, the screen was on a single page for over 2½-hrs.

 

2011-4-12.

0851.  Micro$hit’s Office Outlook was acting squirrely, again.  Seven emails were downloading, but only one appeared in the junk box.  A communication of some moment, it was moved to a folder.  Later the email had reappeared in the junk box.  Moving it a second time, of a sudden, control was wrest from us, and the other six emails suddenly appeared in the inbox.

1916.  Yet again, for the nth time, the monitor was on one window for an inordinate time because the Micro$hit screensaver would not function.

 

2011-4-13.

o655.  For the past several startups desktop icons have rearranged themselves.  This is not unusual.

0752-0757.  Accessing a file on floppy drive, the hard drive revved up, the End Task nonsense positively would not work.  Three Error Report dialog boxes manifested and had to be dealt with.   Finally, the Micro$hit/Gateway shit settled down, but deleting the file in question hung for an inordinate time.

1349.  A DB informing of “an encryption error on this page” appeared.  Odd that.  No pager were open.  Deleting the DB, Google interface appeared.

 

2011-4-14.

0735-o757.  Fourteen (14) tries to boot.

0748.

  1. For the nth time Micro$hit will not open a file.  Appearing simultaneously are two

      DBs.  The DB on top informs that it cannot open a file because a DB is open.  Beneath

      that is the open DB.  The open DB informs that text was saved.  There is never any

      saved text.

  2. AutoText did not hold character stream.

0841.  Micro$hit Office Word 2003 will not, and had not, held a predetermined window size.

1118.  AutoText would not paste character stream.

 

2011-4-15, 1725.  WMP will not stream.  It is not unusual for it to stop streaming, or not connect to begin with, until after much infuriating hassle.

  Several error reports have been filed since last mentioned.

 

2011-4-16.

0707.  The Quick Launch Bar was befouled with unwanted icons not placed there by us.  Useful icons were hidden.

1718.  Lexmark 2400 series came on by itself and tried to print.  This happens often.  Also, it is exceedingly slow to boot when you do want it to print.

 

2011-4-17, 1600-1637.  Cyber$hit shit froze on a DVD.  The hard drive revved and CPU usage soared to 100%.  All icons froze.  The Gateway/Micro$hit had to be unplugged and that laborious process of re-plugging endured— at least that bit was not too bad.

 

2011-4-18.

1309.  For 2½+ hours using two different screensavers, filthy Micro$hit would not close down the monitor.

1441.  Micro$hit had canceled monitor cutoff.  All pull down menus have been rearranged.  No screen will hold its predetermined size.

1451.  The designated display of folder icons, i.e., thumbnails, tiles, icons, list, details, has never worked.  No matter how many times it is reset, next opening finds all folder icons as tiles.

 

2011-4-19.

1738.  Filthy Micro$hit!  The screensaver froze and the hard drive revved for several minutes.

1910.  Screensaver did not engage for over an hour.  The power setting is set to 10 minutes.

2011-4-22, 0650-0740.  Thirty-one (31) tries to start.

2011-4-23, 0740-0848.  It took fifteen (15) tries to start.

 

2011-4-24.

0525-0540.  Fourteen (14) tries to start.

1103-1107.  AutoText would not manifest a certain string of characters.

1310-1320.  Lexmark X2480 printer would not close.  CPU usage soared to 100%.  Twenty to twenty-five End Task DBs had to be closed.  The usual hassles with Windows Task Master.  Much other cock-sucking Micro$hit and Gateway shit shat.  Many Error Reports were filed.  Forced to restart the filthy Gateway, miracle if miracles, it restarted on the first re-plugging.

1221.  As usual, the Internet Explorer filth required a DB.  IE required multiple clicks before closing.

  Since last notice, ten Error Reports (ERs) were filed or not.

 

2011-4-25, 0828.  Again, as always, Norton Security Suite broke the streaming link after updating.  Why?

 

2011-4-26.

0729-0741.  Drone Zone would not stream.  WMP would not open.  Fortunately it only took six repluggings to restart.  @ Drone Zone WMP still will not open, although it will otherwise.

0829.  In MyMusic the chosen image for the music folder will not nor have they ever held for a length of time.

2011-4-28.  Micro$hit’s “Normal Template” harassment manifested itself.  Half-dozen DBs to close at least.  Sometimes you close them and they reappear.

 

2011-5-2, 0922.  Pressed Code + C and that strange malfunction with red lines leading to red cartouches with text n them appeared.  We immediately took the computer back a step to avoid all that shit.

2011-5-3.

0721-0735.  Nine (9) tries to start.

0736.  Mozilla Firefox trash often as no will not properly function.  Clicking the icon we ge a page that begins with the lame: “This is embarrassing . . .”

 

2011-5-5.

1255-1307.  This Micro$hit/Gateway shit revved up the hard drive.  CP usage 100%.

1308.  Every day the diminished sizes of all windows must be reset.  This includes word documents, browsers, portals, web pages.

2027.  Until the next day Internet Explorer would not connect to a webpage.  An Error Report DB appeared.

 

2011-5-6, 1025.  Conducting no search, suddenly “Search Results” popped on the monitor.

2011-5-7.

0929.  Pressed the button for email, the printer engaged and tried to print something unspecified.

1650.  “Windows Delay Write Failed”, we have seen this much.  What it means we do not know.  Nothing is ever missing.

 

2011-5-8.

0722.  Closing a webpage, a yellow rectangle with text MovieFone lingered on the screen until it decided to leave.

1256.  For no apparent reason the “Reviewing Toolbar” appeared.  Hell! We did not know we had a Reviewing Toolbar.

  An Error Report DB appeared, the second, we cannot even remember what this Micro$hit was about.

 

2011-5-9.

0655.  Nasty Gateway/shit Mozilla Firefox/shit was extremely connecting to the Internet.  There was much hassle.

1045-1113.  This nasty Gateway/shit and nasty Internet Explorer to deliver email.  Controls became extremely sluggish.  CPU usage soared to 100% and froze.  Inevitably End Now box would not work and it had to be deleted a dozen times.  Next a Word Document file would not close.  Of course, their filthy End Now box would not close.  Task Master was no help throughout this Micro$hit madness.  Finally, we restarted the nasty Gateway/shit.

                If Gateway is an outhouse.

                Microsoft is the toilet paper.

                “Please stop squeezing the Micro$hit!”

1117.  AutoText did not work.

1134-1144.  Et al.  Streaming audio from Amazon.com CPU usage froze at 100%.

 

2011-5-11.

0732-0750.  The computer came on, but the hard drive did not engage.  There was no image on the monitor.  It took five (5) pluggings to restart.

0756.  Nasty Norton Security Suite broke the link to streaming. It is difficult to reconnect it after Norton Security Suite breaks it.

 

2011-5-12.

0835.  AutoText did not work.

0916.  AutoText did not work.

 

2011-5-13, 1659-1712.  Micro$hit Internet Explorer displayed the Google interface without taskbar, quick launch, etc.  Along the top a bar of their icons which we do not use.  It took all this time to straighten out their mess.

 

2011-5-14.

0814.  Micro$hit scrambled the Quick Launch Bar.

1135.  The cursor disappeared leaving a blank space when gliding the mouse.

1550-1631.  Playing a DVD the picture froze, the hard drive revved to max and the CPU usage was 100%.  We tinkered with it but finally Cyber$hit would not play the DVD.

1735.  Mozilla Firefox shit, again, would not connect to Google.  The usual two DBs appeared and had to be flushed.

1918.

  1.  All screen sizes had to be reset.

  2.  Micro$hit defaulted the monitor turnoff time to “Never” again.

 

2011-5-16, 0728.

  1.  All screen sizes have to be reset.

  2.  Monitor shut off time was not where the setting had been left.

 

2011-5-18, 0705.  Clicked the Mozilla Firefox icon.  Yet again the software shit displays a DB proclaiming the Mozilla Firefox is already running.  How could it be running?  I clicked the icon to set it running.

2011-5-19, 0800.  Every single startup (2 tries) all screens need readjusting to minimal size, if we had but the patience.

 

2011-5-21.

0705.  Mozilla Fox$hit twice would not connect.  It raplhed up the “Embarrassing” page.  I doubt if the Mozilla Fox$hit are embarrassed, but it would be if I manufactured trash.

0722.  After Norton Security Suite updates and breaks our streaming links it is difficult to reconnect.

 

2011-5-22, 0640.  Nasty Mozilla Fox$hit is embarrassed again.

2011-5-23.  c. 1200-1215.  CPU usage is 100%, hard drive is revved to the max.

2011-5-24.

0722.  Mozilla Firefox is embarrassed again.  It cannot recover tabs.  There were no tabs to reviver.

0800.  Here is a bizarre one.  I input nnnn to get AutoCorrect to replace it with .  After repeated attempts it did do, but then would not.  Come to find out, it was no longer in AutoCorrect.  Micro$hit is weirder and weirder.

1616.  Cyber$hit absolutely refuses to play another DVD.

 

2011-5-28.

0645.  Four tries to start.

1116-1125.  Designating a photo as hidden, Micro$hit did nothing but display the clock ticking.  Finally, it showed the End Now DB.  Clicked it and the weird shit went to desktop, but only wallpaper remained.  The mouse would not function.  Finally, the icons appeared so I could access the photo folder.  Tried it again and the Micro$hit filth ticked inordinately long, went to hidden, then opened an unrelated photo file.

 

1137.  Micro$hit has not deleted temporary files for several days.

1525-1542.  Micro$hit’s filthy Cyber$hit will not play yet another DVD.  It froze twice and neither time would commands work.  The second time, after infuriating hassle, an Exit DB appeared, the first we have ever seen.  Clicking this numerous times only stepped it ¼ of its length from lower right corner to upper left corner.

 

2011-5-29.

0633.  Two tries to start.  It checked disk consistency, but then there was no image on the monitor.

0648.  Two more pluggings to start.

0647.  Clicking its icon, Fox$hit said that it was already running.  It was not.

 

2011-5-29, 0835.  Three tries to start.

2011-6-4, 1940-1955.  Nineteen (19) tries to start.

2011-6-6.

1237.  Three pluggings to start.

2113-2133.  Thirteen (13) pluggings to start.

 

2011-6-8.

0721-0729.  Seven (7) pluggings to start.

0811.  Pressing delete the font changed.  This has happened before, mostly when the computer was new.

 

2011-6-13.

0649.  Six (6) tries to start.

1035-1041.  Clicking to Safely Remove Hardware Micro$hit/Gateway$hit went nuts.  The screen went blank except for the title of a word document.  Everything froze.  No icon or button worked. End Now, of course, did not work.  Error Report not filed.

1102.  Windows Delay Write Failed, whatever the fuck that is about.  We were not attempting to delay write.  This has happened often before.

 

2011-6-14, 0757.  Mozilla Foxfuck was embarrassed thrice by not being able to connect with our browser.  Perhaps it should stick its head in a hole somewhere?

 

2011-6-15, 1357.  Halfway through backing up massive radio files onto an external hard drive, Micro$hit stops the process with that Delay Write Failed shit.  We were not delay writing anything.  Just a simple back up.  We had to begin again.

2011-6-16, 0647.  Quick Launch Bar was unlocked.  We did not unlock Quick Launch Bar.

 

2011-6-17, 0830.  Mozilla FoxFuck: Well, this is embarrassing”.  Then at least one DB to flush.

2011-6-18, 0909.  I enter the characters that gives me the tag and I enter the string of characters from AutoText.  Some stings of characters are all capitals end with periods.  For some Micro$hit reason, when I backspace and remove the period, the capitals go to lower case.  This has happened numerous times.

 

2011-6-19.

0723.  Yet again Micro$hit scrambled Quick Launch Bar icons, extended the Quick Launch Bar though it was locked, and added icons of opened files.

1046.  Backing up files a DB flashed up to Confirm Stream Loss.  We began backing up again.

1049.  It happened again.

2011-6-20, 0730-0745.  Nine (9) tries to start.

 

2011-6-22.

0706-0730.  After updating Norton Security Suite and running the QuickScan, IE would not connect to website.  It took thirty-seven (#&) pluggings to restart.

0866.

  1.  Mozilla Foxfucked could not find Wikipedia.

  2.  Norton Security Suite shit out a small popup over to the lower left.

0949.  After defining a word with the dictionary Micro$hit provides, at an exorbitant fee, the cursor appeared behind the last character in a string of characters.  It would move only up and down, stopping behind the last character.  It would not move left and right until delete was pressed.

 

2011-6-24, 1751-1756.  Cyber$hit froze, no controls worked, forced to eject disk and begin again.

2011-6-25.

1027.  The cursor would not move up or down the page, it only moved left and right.  The printer came on and requested paper.

1224-1247.  AutoText will not work causing much aggravation.  It is still not working.

 

2011-6-26, 1221.  Inexplicably, the right-click menu appeared on the desktop.  Then it selected “New”.  We were not seated at the keyboard.

 

2011-6-27, 0721.  A “Hotkey” tab appeared on our taskbar.  We did not put it there.

2011-6-29, c. 1200.  The printer came on and requested paper.

2011-7-4, 0900.  Mozilla Fox$hit manifested more than the usual difficulty linking.

 

2011-7-6, 1124-1127.  Clicking a file it would not respond.  Clicking a file Micro$hit informs that the file is in use.  The file was not in use.  Deleting that bit, opened another file but it was o’er topped by the file that was not in use.  The Find and Replace DB would not appear.

 

2011-7-7, 1100-1102.  Closed a webpage and the Norton Security Suite menu popped up, and a portion of the webpage remained over that— a 2-inch by 3½-inch rectangle.  For a whole no icons worked.  Then they did although the malfunction remained.

2011-7-8, 0823.  Clicked Mozilla Firefox and the Add-on Page appeared.  Flushed that, clicked again and nothing happened.  clicked a third time and we were allowed to continue with our work.

 

2011-7-9, 0653.  “Fox$hit is running but not responding”.  We have seen this hundreds of times.

2011-7-10, 0720, 0901, 1159, 1214.  Internet Explores script error.

 

2011-7-11.

0931.  Mozilla FoxShit is, “Well, this is embarrassing . . .”  Closed that.  Then it took three clicks to open the shit, which finally worked.

  Temporary files still must occasionally be manually deleted.

 

Psywar 42

 

2011-7-14.

   The icons were scrambled on the desktop.

1744.  For some bizarre reason, text in web layout file appeared as green on black and it should be.  However, saved as a webpage, the test was green on white.  The text had to be manually reset in the web layout file, i.e., selected as green again.

 

2011-7-17, 0800-0806.  At the webhost we opened the code to edit a file.  At this precarious moment, far’s we’re concerned, Micro$hit decided to fuck up.  It froze.  About ten End Task DBs were closed.  We refused to file an error report.  When finally we escaped without doing damage the same shit happened offline.  Control froze, plagued with those ridiculous End Task and Error Report DBs.

 

2011-7-18, 1541-1545.  Cyber$hit stopped playing a DVD.  All icons and controls froze.  We could not exit.  Text appeared in small rectangles at the bottom to the interface.  We have seen this before.  Because of the CyberLink shit, we had to eject the disk, close the interface, and begin over again.

 

2011-7-19.

o715.  Word Document would not open a file claiming a DB was open.  No DB was open.  Then we were plagues with various DBs and  two new Word Documents opened.

 

2011-7-20, 1208.  We went to a great deal of expense to purchase the BBC radio series The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy on audio CD.  Of course we later discover that the questionable Tascam DR-07 will not play a Window$ Media File.  We spent much of our precious time   converting three of the disks to MP3 format 128 kbps and guess what?  This stinking Micro$hit shit cannot fully translate the files.  There are silent spaces scattered throughout the programs.   Great! you capitali$t suckers of cocks.  Can we have no relaxation?  Is there no relief from stress?

 

  And why is Norton Security Suite throwing up popups informing me CPU usage is near maximum.   A.  What fucking business is it of theirs.  B.  I could not care less.

 

2011-7-20.

0751.  Clicking the icon, the two DBs from Mozilla Fox$hit announcing that it is already running appeared.  Garbage that it is, how could it be running when we just clicked the icon?  Flushing those, the Device Setup DB appeared from the thumb drive we inserted thirty minutes ago.

 

0834-0845.  Yet again we could not edit a webpage on the server.  We have never been able to do this.  It is because of Micro$hit’s shit.  Maybe 20 End Task DBs appeared.  These had to be clicked off.  When we tried to close the file, anther DB would appear.  Norton Security Suite pops up telling us our CPU usage is 100%.  There was that Windows Taskmaster shit we always try.  We closed the Error Report DB, a useless gesture.

0921.  Clicked the Mozilla Firefox icon and guess what?  “This is embarrassing, but like real foxes, we fucking stink”.  Then it took three additional, but spaced, clicks to open the shit.

 

1156.  Closed Office Outlook.  For the 1000th time this DB appears: “The file Normal already exists.  Do you want to replace the existing file?”  We don’t even know what the exiting file is.  Closed that but the “Save As” DB polluted our screen.  That was cancelled.  Then, this DB belches up from the bowels of the maggoty digital dung: “Changes have been made that affect the global template, Normal.  Do you want to save those changes?”  We pulled the handle.

1326.  AutoText did not retain the date.

 

2011-7-22.

0930.  Eleven tries and Office Outlook would not open.  We restarted the Gateway $hit, clicks for O. O.   It opens, but a DB pops up tells us that it won’t open, do we want to open in Safe Mode?  Doing that it opens again but not in the configuration we prefer.

1356.  Always these two together.  DB #1: “Window$ cannot find . . .”  DB #2: “Firefox is already running . . .”

1500.  Window$ would not close a file.  Then the usual wearisome End Program DB fiasco.

 

2011-7-25, 0850.  For several minutes Firefox would not link from a Word Document.  Clicking its icon the “Already running” DB popped up.  Somehow it settled down, after costing us more time.

 

2011-7-28.

0741-0746.  IE would not link with browser.  Two pesky End Task DBs appeared, and it took numerous clicks to connect.

0749.  Although a thumb drive was inserted into the USB port half hour ago, the annoying “Device Setup” DB, which has to be closed every single time a thumb drive is inserted, many times daily, and WMP reset to streaming data, the nasty thing just popper up.

0756.  “Device Setup” DB popped up.

0805.  “Device Setup” DB popped up.

1523-1528.  Watching a DVD with CyberLink shit, the foul thing showed a preview on the disk (which we had to pay for) twice.  Behind it was a blank Mozilla Firefox screen.   At least we think that preview is on the DVD.  We managed to close it and it popped back with the blank screen behind it.

 

2011-7-29, 1129.  Over two days we have tried to put a 3D border around a GIF image.  Not only will the GIF image not take a 3D border, it takes a plain one, but when saved as a JPEG it still will not hold a 3D image, only a plain image.

 

2011-7-31, 0846.  Micro$hit’s Word Document’s Columns function is a travesty.  It is aggravating to work with, and has cost us hours, maybe even 24 hours.  With Micro$hit products, you are intended to use it once, and leave whatever sloppy and/or inaccurate array of information they benevolently grant us.

 

2011-8-1, 1545.  Opened Cyber$hit and clicked to play a DVD.  A black screen appeared.  Opened Cyber$hit and clicked to play a DVD.  A black screen appeared.  Opened Cyber$hit and clicked to play a DVD.  Finally the Cyber$hit played the DVD.

 

2011-8-3, 0915.  Extreme difficulty experienced merely attempting to make three Word Documents hidden.  This is a problem oft encountered.  Thou hast henceforth been apprized as to why.

 

2011-8-5, 1258.  AutoText did not hold characters.

2011-8-6, 1228-1236.  Trying to copy a name from a webpage, Internet Explorer would not respond.  Many nasty DBs—  box after box  to End Task appeared.   Finally, it deleted all three pages open and, of course, broke streaming.  Clicking on the Mozilla Firefox shortcut to resume, the three pages returned and streaming resumed.

 

2011-8-7.

0707.  Norton Security Suite broke streaming when updating.  Always something wrong with Norton Security Suite.

0730.  Word Document would not open a file.  Popped up a familiar but nonsensical DB about saving changes.  We made no changes to save before finishing yesterday.

0817.  Mozilla Firefox slammed its familiar screen  at us: “Well, this is embarrassing . . .”  No, it Mozilla Firefox digital dung.

 

2011-8-11.

0800.  Quick Launch bar was scrambled and awry.

1727.  Downloading email Office Outlook took inordinate time to connect, then would not connect.  It began that tiresome business of asking for a password.  We closed the folder.

 

2011-8-13.

0959.  Hiding files malodorous Micro$hit goes crazy.  Programming Not Responding DB and the useless End Task DB.

1016 & 1033.  Ditto.

 

2011-8-14, 1211.  Here is a Bizarro Micro$hit.  Opening Office Outlook, the Matrix screensaver froze, and pixilated, and its icon appeared on the taskbar.

 

2011-8-15.

0803.  A Hotkey tab appeared on the taskbar.  This has happened before.

0829.  I closed Mozilla Fox$hit for several seconds, then needed it again.  The first click “Fox$hit is running but not responding”.  The second click the same Fox$hit.  Finally, on the third click, it opened.

0926-0928.  A file would not close, nor could I back-arrow off of it.

 

1038.  This has been happening in this exact order for over a week.  I thought it was me but it is not.  I click to minimize WMP and discover another WMP below it.  I click to minimize this and the same thing happens again.  I click to minimize a third time, there it is again.  On the fourth click there is WMP, but without he Title bar and menu bar.  Maximizing WMP, the title bar and menu bar appear, and then I can minimize the shoddy thing.

  Micro$hit’s Window$ will not hold a preset screen size.  It did one, for about a month, if that much.

 

2011-8-16.

0816.  On two attempts to copy a file this DB appeared: “Cannot copy file.  Cannot read the source file on disk.  After a while I was allowed to send the file to flash drive.  Thrice this was done but it would not copy.  Finally, it copied, but only after I deleted the file on the thumb drive.  This has happened before.

1433.  Clicked a music folder icon on the task bar, WMP appeared, clicked the WMP icon the folder appeared.  This happened repeatedly until I closed both. Reopening the folders they functioned like they were supposed to in the first place.

 

2011-8-17, 0800.  One-third of the wallpaper is missing out of the center lengthwise.  Refreshing the screen took an inordinate time made shortcuts disappear for thirty seconds.  These finally returned.  The Norton Security Suite update had to be manually closed for it would not stop.

 

2011-8-18.

1025.  Trying to backup onto a Verbatim 200GB external hard drive, we kept getting a DB “Please insert disk”.  Then it began showing an icon for a different “disk”.  For a while, it then denied access to the file.

1047.  Micro$hit copied only one-tenth of the file (MyMusic).  It refused to delete the one-tenth file with DB “Cannot find source file”.  This went on for several minutes.

1055.  Again, it copied only one-tenth of MyMusic.

1056.  Again it cannot find the source file to delete it.

 

1057.  Incredibly, a folder from MyMusic was found alone, outside MyMusic.  Micro$hit seemed to have been battling Dimension X, but it was not Dimension X.  It refused to delete this for a minute or so.

1143.  At last Micro$hit allowed me to backup MyMusic.

1145.  Why does “Safely Remove Hardware” almost never find the Verbatim safely removable?  Mostly we must unplug it.

 

1157.  On Verbatim, it takes many long seconds for an icon to become hot, to be moved, or opened.  When Verbatim was new, any USB port was ok, but now only one USB is useable.

1206.  Why does not AutoText appear in the font you are using?
1703.  Cyber$hit stopped playing a DVD for no reason.

 

2011-8-19, 0934.  Again, I click to minimize WMP and discover another WMP below it.  I click to minimize this and the same thing happens again.  I click to minimize a third time, there it is again.  On the fourth click there is WMP, but without he Title bar and menu bar.  Maximizing WMP, the title bar and menu bar appear, and then I can minimize the shoddy thing.

 

2011-8-22.  The icon for The Matrix screensaver appeared on the taskbar.

2011-8-23.  Much difficulty consuming precious time encountered copying files onto a 2GB flashcard.

2011-8-26, 1600.  Cyber$hit began a DVD, stopped it, and displayed various fonts and colored text from WDs and webpages at the bottom.  The digital dung had be closed and built again.

 

2011-8-27.

0655-0822.  This filthy computer would connect to the Internet neither with Internet Explorer or Mozilla Firefox.  Had to unplug and then plug the junk.

0823-0841.  Opening a Word Document it and four blank WDs opened.  CPU usage immediately shot to 100% with a revved up hard drive.  We could not delete the blank WDs or alter the actual WD  because a DB said: “Document locked for editing by user.”  We could not close the group, only one at a time and most sluggishly.  Finally a stupid DB appeared after clicking each one saying: “Task is taking longer than expected.  Do you want to wait?”  Clicking yes, the asshole DB ad WD disappeared.  When the last blank WD closed, the Word Document in use disappeared as well.  Only from Mighty Micro$hit!

1013.  Norton Security Suite broke streaming after updating.

 

2011-8-28, 1007.  AutoText would not function.  Characters had to be reinserted.

 

2011-8-30.

0709.  Mozilla Firefox: “Well, this is embarrassing . . .”  We’d be embarrassed too, if we manufactured digital dung.

1034.  Closing Office Clipboard the left margin was lost on the first two lines at the top of the next page.  Characters of the two lines were highlighted (selected) on the left against the side of the screen unevenly.  On the right a “selected” 2-inch rectangle covered no characters but both lines and double spacing, about 2-inches long.  A vertical line on the left was two lines and the double space high.  After the second, or bottom line, which ended before the right margin.  Was a “selected” 1½-inch rectangle the height of the line.  Lines of characters are always awry after closing Office Clipboard.

 

2011-8-31, 1139.  The usual bizarre and lengthy problem closing a file made hidden.

 

2011-9-1, 0921.  Closing the dictionary we encountered the problem with highlighting and disjoined lines of text, the disjointed lines of text always happens.

2011-9-3, 1521.  WMP is going bonkers with glitches too numerous and quick to track.

 

2011-9-6.

1557.  Cyber$hit jumbled so badly that it had to be closed, DVD removed, and begun again.

1759.  Micro$hit strikes again.  We use a 3.5” floppy for “quick saves”.  Suddenly the digital dung proclaims in a DB: “Windows cannot format this kind of disk”.  After hassle, we discarded the disk.

 

2011-9-7.

0730-1650.  Seeking to recover the data on the floppy disk, Micro$hit tells us, “Improper format”.  What the fuck?  We closed out with this format.  Mighty Micro$hit strikes again!  Next, after scores of tries, the DB would not close.  The “End now” DB pops up and al the hassle that entails.

0858.  Using another disk Micro$hit informs us “The wrong volume is in the drive.  Please insert volume into the drive”.  Bullshit, we just tested it and it worked.  It took dozens f tries to close their nasty DB.

0924.  Since yesterday Micro$hit tells us that it “Cannot format this drive.  Quit any disk utilities or other programs . . .”

 

0929.  But I can save to the floppy disk.

1147.  It still will not delete, nor can I rid of the filthy Window$ - Unknown Disk Format DB.

1220.  For hours Micro$hit says there is no disk in A drive.  There is, and we cannot rid of the nasty DB.  We can save to the disk, but cannot delete files of format.

1447.  Still Micro$hit tells me that there is no disk in the drive.  The DB will not close although clicked scores of times.

1650.  Nasty Micro$hit still will not work the floppy drive.  The fucking “The disk in drive A: is not formatted properly. . . . will not flush.

 

2011-9-8.

0909.  AutoText did not delete characters.  This has happened before.

1150.  AutoText refused to work yet again requiring long wasted minutes of frustrating hassle.

1157.  First thing Micro$hit says that updates are ready.  Now the icon is gone.

1625.  Twice Cyber$hit stopped the play judder-stepping instead.

1741.  Installing the Window$ update, while working on a file the “Insert disk into drive A” DB popped up between me and my work.

 

2011-9-9, 1137.  Lo ‘n’ behold, Micro$hit’s Window$ shit is not operating the floppy drive.  Micro$hit cause the waste of yet another floppy, not to mention innumerable CDs.

2011-9-11, 0707.  The menu that appears when you right click desktop suddenly appeared and stayed until clicking the desktop.  This has happened before.

 

2011-9-13.

0949.  Nasty AutoText would not function. Characters had to be reinserted.

1415.  Mozilla Fox$hit fucked up; the usual garbage about already running and two DBs to close.

2011-9-15, 0940.  The upper millimeter of a string of characters remained when a line was moved.  It disappeared only after the file was closed and reopened.

 

2011-9-17.

0833.  Mozilla Fox$hit took inordinately long to connect to Internet.  When it finally did, a DB appeared: “A script on this page maybe busy . . .”

0834.  Clicked the Mozilla Firefox short to open another page, and, “This is embarrassing . . .”  I would be embarrassed too if I worked for Mozilla Firefox.

0940.  The Quick Launch Bar icons were awry.  Problems after problems!

1400.  WMP, again, somehow went to mute.  The Play Menu must be accessed to correct the problem.

1711.  Somehow without being interfered with, Cyber$hit playing a DVD began showing story boards of the scenes.

 

2011-9-18, 0814.  Quick Launch Bar icons yet again awry.  Fucking trash!

 

2011-9-19.

0707.  The Quick Launch Bar icons were awry, “stacked”; and only a ¼-inch strip of wallpaper showed at the top.  Otherwise save shortcuts the screen was black.

1029.  AutoText did not work.

1530.  Listening to WMP, the Device Setup” DB popped up.  We wish we could flush Device Setup that has appeared unwanted thousands of times.

1630.  Watching a DVD with CyberLink the U3 System DB and the Removable Disk Menu popped up.  We wish we could flush this digital dung as well, thousands and thousands of times they have had to be closed, always in the way.

1755.  Watching a DVD with CyberLink the U3 System DB and the Removable Disk Menu popped up.

 

2011-9-20.

0710.  The Quick Launch Bar icons were awry as described.

1220.  The “Network Password” DB popped up for no reason.

2011-9-21, 0928, 1106.  Quick Launch Bar awry, “stacked”.

 

2011-9-22.

0801.  Quick Launch Bar awry, “stacked”.

1212.  Quick Launch Bar awry, “stacked”.  Then I had a DB proclaining the file could not be open because a DB was open.  Not true.  This was followed by six DBs about some task plane shit.  I closed everything and began again.  Mighty Micro$hit!

1321.  AutoText did not retain new date but kept the old one.

1443.  The “Network Password” DB popped up for no reason.

1708.  The “Network Password” DB popped up for no reason.  Clicked to save, it went away as it does, but pops right back up.

 

2011-9-23.

0823.  Quick Launch Bar awry, “stacked”.

0915.  Network Password DB.

0916.  Network Password DB.

1146.  The monitor blinked for off for several seconds on two occasions.

1148.  Cannot input a row of asterisks.

1234.  When temporary files are deleted automatically or manually, icons in folders are left scattered because of gaps where they were.

1339.  Network Password DB.

1704.  The upper millimeter of a string of characters remained when a line was moved.  It disappeared only after the file was closed and reopened.

1730.  Much difficulty making a file hidden.

 

2011-9-24.

0840.  Quick Launch Bar awry, “stacked”.

0932.  Network Password DB.

0937.  Search in Micro$hit Word did not work.  This is nearly daily.

0938.  Network Password DB.

1120.  Network Password DB.

1121.  Network Password DB.

1122.  Network Password DB.

1125.  Network Password DB.

 

1146-1237.  Office Outlook would not work.  After numerous tries and hassled restarted this Gateway filth.

1234.  Quick Launch Bar awry, “stacked”.

1237.  Network Password DB.  Each time we input it. Clicked it off and the Micro$hit “global template Normal” DB shit up.  Cancelled that and Office Word opened with a blank gray screen.  Closed that then the Micro$hit “global template Normal” DB shit up.

1247.  AutoText did not retain characters (today’s date, which is a regular thing although it does it randomly.  Micro$hit!)

 

2011-9-25.

0904.  Quick Launch Bar awry, “stacked”.

1301.  DB for WMP update.  Some of these have been closed since last mention.  Thousands have been closed since purchase of this Gateway/Micro$hit crap.

1401.  Network Password DB.

1452.  A shortcut for the screensaver in use “Matrix” appeared on the  Quick Launch Bar.

 

2011-9-26.

0751.

  1.  Quick Launch Bar as usual fucked up.

  2.  A 4⅝ swath of wallpaper is missing from the upper half of the screen.

1044.  Turned off the computer.  Restarting, the Quick Launch Bar is awry.

1049.  Network Password DB.

1050.  Network Password DB.

1053.  Network Password DB.

 

1057.  Nasty AutoText did not hold characters.

1247.  Since purchase in December 2006, the webpage jumps up and down at first, but a lot.  This has cost me an unconscionable amount of time, that we could used in freeing you.  We shall demand restitution from all parties involved.

1349.  Network Password DB.

1354.  Network Password DB.

 

2011-9-27.

0639.  Quick Launch Bar as usual fucked up.

0643.  Mozilla Fox$hit is embarrassed again this morning, then, of course, the digital dung slams an “already running” DB in my face.

0801.  Network Password DB.

1005.  Find and Replace did not work.

1024.   Pressing control & the minus sign (—) on the numbers array, the courser was replaced with a black cursor.  Positioning this on the save icon the DB: “Word cannot find designated menu” appears.  This has happened numerous times.

 

1151.  Network Password DB.

1226.  Network Password DB.

1413.  Network Password DB.

1501.  Female portion of the Gateway FPD1975W TFT LCD monitor discovered wobbly, causing monitor to blink off.  The HD Display monitor has been unplugged perhaps ten times since purchase.

1706.  Network Password DB.

 

2011-9-28.

0636.  Quick Launch Bar awry.

0655.  Network Password DB.

0749.  Network Password DB.

0750.  Network Password DB.

0956.  Office Outlook will not open.

1054.  Had to restart.  Quick Launch Bar awry.  Portions of Office Outlook did not start, suggests restarting in safe mode.

1118.  Network Password DB.

1123.  Network Password DB.

1157.  Network Password DB.

1432-1434.  A Norton Security Suite popup blocked linking to a webpage.

1505-1510.  Mozilla Firefox keeps connecting to blank pages.

1719.  Network Password DB.  It has done this before.

 

2011-9-29.

0747.  Having just used Mozilla Firefox, clicked the icon and got “cannot connect” Window$ DB, and below that the Mozilla Fox$hit “already running” DB.

0752.  There has been no improvement diminishing the size of WMP.   It is their “Three clicks before you’re out applet”.

1233.  Network Password DB.

1238.  Network Password DB.

1243.  Network Password DB.

1246.  Network Password DB.  The Micro$hit always pops up in your face when working.

 

1416-1423.  Great difficulty opening files.  A jumble of digital diarrhea.  WMP performed its usual shit, and rewarded us with an unfamiliar playlist.

1419.  Network Password DB.

1424.  Network Password DB.

1427.  Network Password DB.

1429.  Network Password DB.

1750.  The tab for the Matrix screensaver suddenly appeared on taskbar, then disappeared.

 

2011-9-30.

0803.  The computer has been frozen for ten minutes.  Office Outlook opened two emails that are backed up in documents in tiny 2.5 x 2.1875 inches boxes.  The Micro$hit tells us a DB is open.  No DB was open.  Then a DB tells us it can’t open a file.  It already opened the file.

0804.  Office Outlook will not open.

0805.  OO opened, but an email opened in the tiny DB.

 

0806.

  1. Now Micro$hit’s DB says The operation failed.  We have had two to three of these.

  2. The computer was frozen for long minutes.

0808.

  1. All emails are opening in the tiny 2.5 x 2.1875 inches boxes.

  2. Network Password DB.

 

1115-1127.  Window$ froze opening an email.

1120.  Network Password DB.

1131.  Network Password DB.

1136.  Network Password DB.

1138.  Network Password DB.

1139-1142.  Window$ froze opening an email.

 

1142.  Network Password DB.

1147.  Network Password DB.

1148.  Closing a word document the shitty “Normal file” DB shit on us.

1146:30.  Shitty Global Template DB.

1435.  Network Password DB.

1436.  The great Gate$hit computer was restarted.  Emails are opening normally.

1439.  Micro$hit’s shitty AutoText did not hold characters.

 

2011-10-1.

0856.  Mozilla Firefox is embarrassed.  Page recovery whatever it is does not work.

0938.  Network Password DB.

 

2011-10-2.

0906.  Network Password DB.

0911.  Network Password DB.

1459.  Network Password DB.

 

2011-10-3.

0713.  Mozilla Firefox popup about add-ons.

0756.  Network Password DB.

0850.  Network Password DB.

0850.  Network Password DB.

0903.  Network Password DB.

 

2011-10-4.

0729.  Internet Explorer would not connect to webpage.  Two DBs to close with that.

1018.  Network Password DB.

1316.  Network Password DB.

1651.  Network Password DB.

 

2011-10-5, 1053.  Network Password DB.  Suddenly email from September 28 & 30, and October 3 downloaded.  This has been happening lately and it has happened before.

 

2011-10-6.

0928.  Again Mozilla Firefox could not find the page.  Two DBs to close, clicking again MF connected.

1645.  Cyber$hit froze.  All controls froze.  Image could not be removed from screen even by removing DVD.   This has happened before.  Then suddenly Micro$hit restarted the computer.

 

1647.  DB: “The system has recovered from a serious error.  Please tell Microsoft about this problem.”  Why?  A Hotkey Keyboard tab appeared on the taskbar.

1656.  DB: “The file Normal already exists.  Do you want to replace the existing file?”  Clicked no then the “Save as “ DB appeared.  Closed that then a blank gray Micro$hit Word Document format appeared, which cannot be used.

1648.  DB: “Changes have been made that affect the global template, Normal.  Do you want to save these changes?”

 

2011-10-7.

0818.  No Internet connection.

0820.  AutoText did not hold date.  It displayed 2011-10-5.

0847.

  1.  Restarted the Gateway.  Monitor would not come on.  Restarted again.

  2.  AutoText did not hold date.  It displayed 2011-10-5.

1148.  A zhottab tab appeared briefly on taskbar.

1234.  Internet access down.  The RCA modem has to be exchanged.

 

1231.  Comcast informed that our modem is shot.  It can be “swapped out” for a new one, but they will not bring it to you.  That would be convenient.  You have to drive thirty miles round trip to bring it to them.  Also, if you signal that you will not take a “two minute” survey after your service call, they hang up on you and you must call again and answer yes before you can speak to a representative.

 

2011-10-8, 1507.  A WD would not open, displaying the useless “gray” WD format.

 

2011-10-13.

1457.  AutoText did not work.

1459.  AutoText did not work.

1504.  We cannot get the filthy thing to work.

1648.  Micro$hit’s Window$ of itself set the Turn off monitor to “Never”.

 

2011-10-14.

0839.  Find and Replace does not work and has never worked properly.

1717.  Twice when copying saved webpage onto thumb drives, the original “text” folder disappeared, and two folders appeared titled differently.

 

2011-10-15, 1000.  The monitor went blank.

2011-10-17, 1725.  AutoText did not function.

2011-10-19, 1303.  “Well this is embarrassing.  Firefox is having trouble recovering your windows and tabs.  This is usually caused by a recently opened web page.  We saw this half-dozen times today.

2011-10-20, 1223.  Network Password DB.

 

2011-10-21.

0748.  Plugged in a thumb drive and two WMP appeared, each playing a different playlist.

0756.  The infuriating “Save Normal File” routine with the six to eight DBs to close, the useless gray WD format, Micro$hit everywhere.

 

2011-10-21, 0936.  Network Password DB.

2011-10-22, 1615.  CyberLink shit froze and what with Micro$hit’s muddling unable to end program’s, etc., this cost ten to fifteen minutes of my life.

2011-10-24, 0721.  The Norton Security Suite update went screwy.  Their ad type popup appeared twice.  Clicking that shit off WMP mysterious appeared and played a playlist.

2011-10-25, 0949.  Internet password DB.

2011-10-26, 1700.  Micro$hit’s AutoText did not retain characters.

 

2011-10-29.

1031.  AutoText did not work.  Characters had to be reentered.

1445.  Making a file hidden, the Micro$hit / Gateway $hit froze, then jumped to a previously opened webpage, then jumped to the wallpaper but without the menu bar? at the bottom or any shortcuts.  Then the menu bar and shortcuts appeared after a while.

 

2011-10-30.

0850-0855.  Using Office Clipboard Window$ became choppy and then froze.

1017-1020.  Making a file hidden Micro$hit’s Window$ froze.

2011-10-31.

0802.  WMP would not open, not an unusual event.

1540-1600.  Cyber$hit would not play a DVD.

 

2011-11-3, 1615-1623.  CyberLink would not function.

2011-11-2, 1006.  Instead of inserting the date, AutoText inserted, “soemthing”, which moments before we input into AutoCorrect to correct “something”.

2011-11-4, 0823.  Internet Explorer opened without bars at top and bottom.

 

2011-11-7.

1025-1035.  WMP would not open, then the Gateway would not restart.  It had to be manually restarted.

1035.  A hotkey tab appeared on the taskbar.

 

2011-11-8.

0703.  The two infuriating DB s from the lousy Cruzer thumb drive suddenly appeared on the screen.

0725.  Norton Security Suite broke streaming per usual.

 

2011-11-10.

1140.  Internet communications dropped out.  We had to reboot.

1238-1249.  Microsoft Office Word 2003 would not change font.  The passage had to be deleted and re-input.

1529.  Suddenly the Lexmark came on and requested paper.  It takes pains to close it, and there are always three or more of their nasty popups asking us to buy more of their shit.

1645-1651.  Cyber$hit stopped playing a DVD.  All controls froze.  We had to reboot and all the pesky problems that entails.

 

2011-11-12.

0819.  Mozilla Firefox informed us for the nth time that it was already running and therefore shall do nothing.  Mozilla Fox$hit was not running.  When that DB pops up it never is.

1455.  Per usual, at least a daily malfunction, the screensaver did not work.

1310-1320.  The computer became molasses although the CPU usage was a mere 15%.  We were forced to reboot this Micro$hit/Gateway to shit computer.

 

2011-11-13.

0810.  For no apparent reason the Mozilla Firefox add-on page popped up informing us we had added an extension.

0953.  Suddenly the two DB s causes by the nasty Cruzer thumb drive popped up.  Of course, per usual, this replaced the page WMP was playing with the library, used maybe once.

 

2011-11-16, c. 1637-1649.  The pattern is established.  CyberLink almost will not play The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, BBC video, © 2002 BBC Video Limited, Warner DVD no. E2357, distributed by Warner Home Video, Inc., Warner Bros. Entertainment Company, 4000 Warner Blvd., Burbank, CA 91522.  It is extremely slow starting, and takes several ejections, it shows partial boxes and interfaces, it judders and stops freezing the screen and all controls entirely.   This is almost certainly the fault of the product poorly manufactured by a cringing depraved, although CyberLink is nothing to sing hosannas about.  (Copy in Shoddy Shit Ripped from a Dying Planet, Psywar 42.)

 

2011-11-18.

0742.  The printer came on and requested paper, it always does when it comes on.

0816.  Mozilla Firefox slams the two DBs in our mugs.  The browser was not already running, and if it was so what?

 

2011-11-19, 0913.  AutoText did not retain character stream.

2011-11-28, 1740.  It took a longer time than usual for Mozilla Firefox to connect.  Closed the window.  Next, clicking the icon, we were slammed the “cannot connect” Window$ DB, and below that the Mozilla Fox$hit “already running” DB.  Bloatware is like that.

 

2011-11-29. c. 1450.  Here is a strange one.  We, of course, make many backups and store them in diverse places.  Inadvertently jumbling a Playlist, we decided to download one made Sunday 27 from a hard disk to check out the Cyber$hit system.  We have erased and written over the hard disk with backups numerous times, and made innumerable alterations to the Master Playlist numerous times, yet the Playlist on the disk was dated February 7 this year.  What the Hell’s going on?

 

2011-12-4, 0844.  Micro$hit’s AutoText does not actually work, and it never has.  Characters will not appear properly formatted, other characters more often than not will not appear.

2011-12-7, c. 0800.  Filing an image in a folder, the image disappeared and was never found.  Recycle bin was checked.

 

2011-12-10.

0853.  Not for the first time we found a bizarre file not of our making, this time on a thumb drive.  Titled WMPInfo, and called an XML Document, it was created December 10, 2011, 8:31:59 AM.

0909.  An WMP file made on 2011-12-8 says that it was modified Saturday, January 01, 2000, 12:15:48 AM.  Not only did we not have this computer then, we had no computer at all.

1300.  A nasty Mozilla Fox$hit popup in mine face.

 

2011-12-14.

  1.  Mozilla Fox$hit already running foul-up occurred early on.

  2. The Logitech mouse stopped working.  Pressed the start button on the bottom with a pencil point.

1458.  The glitch with the mouse happened again.

1519.  Six (6) more times with the mouse.

 

2011-12-15.

0747.  The Logitech mouse stopped working twice.  We have changed batteries several times.

0832.  Search would not work.  This happens scores of times per week.

 

2011-12-16.

0733.  Per usual windows are opening in the wrong sizes.  Setting the sizes does not work.

0753.  The yellow title block identifying a file flashed on and stayed on until work on the file was completed.  Usually the title blocks flash on and off so quickly they cannot be read.

 

2011-12-17.

  1. Say you should search a work, ok, and you come to the word, but you thought the

      word appeared later in the document.  Clicking “Find Next” the search comes up

      empty, but when you close the “Find and Replace” DB, you are returned to where the

      search began, not to where you were in the document.

  2.  Selecting the word to search, then clicking the binocular icon, which should open

       “Find and Replace” with the characters inserted in the “Find what:” row, almost never

       works.

 

2011-12-18, 0834.  The printer came on and asked for paper.  The Lexmark X2480 did likewise Friday.

 

2011-12-21.

1111.  Connecting to a site’s media player, a large portion of the “Cannot connect” box inexplicable consumed part of the screen the while.

1145.  That nasty “cannot open file” filth popped up, but the file opened anyway.

 

2011-12-29, 0941.  For the last two days this Gateway, Microsoft, and CyberLink crap has conspired in scores of glitches too numerous to catalog.

 

2011-12-30.

1728.  When cutting and pasting, and “match destination formatting” Micro$hit’s Office Word chose “Keep source formatting”.

  The usual multifarious glitches today.

 

2011-12-31, 1458.  From out of nowhere for no reason the annoying and frustrating “Divide Setup” DB slammed in my face.  This piece of bloatware has been closed 10,000 times if not more, likely more.

**              ******************* *           *

2012

2012-1-2, 1603.  Watching DVD with CyberLink when inexplicably the playback froze.  After much clicking that accomplished nothing, could not clear the screen, Microsoft restarted of its own.  Then transpassed the attendant half-dozen or so infuriating glitches until playback was finally resumed.

 

2012-1-4.

0802.  DB popped up telling me the “System recovered from a serious error . . .”  Linking we learned the problem was with our video device driver a “stop error” a.k.a. “blue screen”, a serious problem that caused Windows to shut down unexpectedly and restart.  Instructions to correct the problem were given.

1020.  The shitty AutoText would not work.  The crap seldom does when formatted text is used.  This has caused repeated stress.

 

2012-1-5, 0952.  Micro$hit’s stinking screensaver program switched “Turn off monitor” to “Never”.  The crap has done this hundreds of times.

2012-1-6, 1313.  Pasting text it after numerous tries the text would not past as destination formatting.  Changing format had to be done manually.  Not the first time.

2012-1-7, 0916.  Office clipboard will not work on a webpage that allows copying.

 

2012-1-8, 1146.  We were slammed with the “cannot connect” Window$ DB, and below that the Mozilla Fox$hit “already running” DB.  Of course, it was already running.  Bloatware is like that.

2012-1-10, 1812.  We were slammed with the “cannot connect” Window$ DB, and below that the Mozilla Fox$hit “already running” DB.  Of course, it was already running.  Bloatware is like that.

 

2012-1-12.

0952.  The Firefox “already running” DB, and the one from Window$.  Why?  I knew it was running.  I wanted to link.

1705.  Putting a file in a folder on a thumb drive, it would not go into the folder, then the file disappeared.  This has happened before, and on the hard drive.

 

2012-1-14, 1556-1810.  The Logitech mouse stopped working for the rest of the day.  Finally gave up and turned it off.

 

2012-1-15.

1114.  Pressing enter would not advance the cursor for a minute.

1309.  Sending a file to a thumb drive we discovered the file would not slip into a folder.  We tried opening the file but got the “Cannot move file.  Cannot read from the source file disk”.

 

2012-1-16.

0708.  The Firefox “already running” DB, and the one from Window$.

1227.  The font on the screen would not change in point or style, although the settings could be changed.  We closed and reopened the file.

 

2012-1-17.

1219.  Micro$hit’s AutoText would not work.

1640.  Cyber$hit stopped at the usual spot in a DVD, all control was lost, then the computer restarted.

2012-1-18, 1114.  Micro$hit yet again defaulted to Never on monitor turnoff.

 

2012-1-21, 0812.  The “recovered from serious error” DB appeared.  If you report it, which is dumb, it takes you to a page where you may praise the trillionaire bums if you want to.  Closing that there is a “received error report” DB to close.

2012-1-24, 1821.  Windows took an inordinate amount of time to close.  After wiping the monitor clean of all but the wallpaper, it hung for over a minute.  Then it went to the “Windows closing” screen and hung for c. one minute.  Then it closed.

 

2012-1-25, 1708.  The same problem closing as yesterday.

2012-1-28, 0840.  The Firefox “already running” DB, and the one from Window$.

2012-2-7, 1633.  Twice a DVD stopped and Cyber$hit had to be restarted.  Pressing the DVD drawer button after play, Window$ shut down.

2012-2-8, 1827.  A DB popped up claiming Windows Media Player could not play a file.  We did not ask it to play a file.

 

2012-2-9.

0804.  Clicked a link and those two DBs appeared.  1. Firefox is already running . . .  And atop that appeared, 2. Windows cannot find . . .

1753.  Clicking to turn off the computer a DB appeared warning that putting the computer in hibernation (we clicked to turn it off) might affect WMP playback.  We were not playing anything.  Closing the DB, we went to start menu and again opened the “Turn off computer” DB.  Clicking that the event happened again.  The third attempt to affect this simple procedure worked.

 

2012-2-10, 1630.  Playing a DVD with Cyber$ink, after juddering, playback stopped twice.  Both times the DVD drawer had to be opened to wipe the image from the screen, and the interface had to be exited and then closed.

 

2012-2-11.

1531.  Clinking on a shortcut a DB appeared informing us Window$ could not find the webpage.  Odd, we were using Mozilla Firefox. Simultaneously, a small Norton popup in the lower left informed us that the update was safe.  What update?  Clicking again, the same Window$ DB appeared about not finding the website.  Closed that and a DB informs that the update could not be installed.  The shortcut was still selected.  Merely pushing the cursor over it connected to the website.

 

1743.  Clicking another icon the Windows cannot find the webpage DB manifests, and Mozilla-Firefox automatically began downloading.  We had no control over this.

1748.  Restarting, a nasty Norton Security Suite shortcut was pinched off and deposited on the desktop.

1755.  The computer’s performance has bee sluggish and sloppy.  Fragments of many shattered windows occupy the screen at once.

 

2012-2-12.

0805.  Clicked a shortcut the Windows cannot find the webpage DB popped up.  We do not use Window$, we us Mozilla Fox$hit because we feel FireFTP has the edge.

1356.  CPU maxed out and stayed that way when trying to copy data at {http://www.lyrics freak.com/g/gene+autry/buttons+and+bows_20898426. html}.  Several of “End Now” DBs appeared.  Briefly, the computer would not save changes in files.

 

1555.  Twice Cyber$hit juddered, fragmented frames, then stopped.  Twice we had to remove the disk to show the interface, twice we exited Cyber$hit, closed Cyber$hit,  twice we reopened it, twice enlarged it, twice reinsert dist, twice close the popup DVD menu, four or five times close the Gateway Upgrade PowerDVD popup, and twice clicked play.

 

1646.  After playing an episode on DVD, Cyber$hit showed only a blank screen.  Had to remove disk and begin again with all that fuss.

1652.  The screen remained black for thirty-seconds or so after reinserting disk.  Then the Cyber$hit interface papered.  We enlarged it but no controls appeared.  I t was necessary to End the Task to flush the filth.  No more viewing today.  It is too nerve wracking.

 

2012-2-13.

0725-0735.  The Logitech mouse and keyboard would not work.  It was necessary to restart.

1759.  A Window$ yellow flag appeared yea, sayin, Windows delayed write failed.  We were not trying to write anything.

 

2012-2-16.

0759.  Plugging in thumb drive WMP began playing.  There is no music on the thumb drive.

0830.  It took over half-hour to update Norton Security Suite and Windows.  Computer was sluggish, and images on the screen fragmented as they do.

0832.  AutoText did not retain characters input yesterday.

 

2012-2-17.

1505.  AutoText did not work thrice.  Characters had to be reinserted.

1745.  AutoText did not retain characters reinserted earlier.

 

2012-2-20.

c. 0930.  Almost very time we close the dictionary the pages are left unaligned and sometimes we “lose” characters straightening it out.  This was a severe occurrence where we had four cursors divided on the page, appearing in the center of words.  The cursors would not respond to the mouse or arrows.  It was necessary to close the page.  Words were deleted.

1258-1303.  Internet Explorer twice encountered problems.  We encountered difficulty closing the file.  Control was frozen.  This per usual when we regularly used the browser.

 

2012-2-21.

1201.  The weird malfunction where the cursor becomes black and when clicking the save icon it gives the “Cannot find destination menu” DB.

1251.  Ditto.

1452.  AutoText did not work.

 

2012-2-22, 0847.  The cursor split into two, one on either side of a word just defined.

2012-2-24.

0807.  WMP set itself on mute.

1254.  Office 2003 will repeatedly return to a downloaded font even when Match Destination Formatting has been chosen.

 

2012-2-28, 0756.  We were slammed with the Mozilla Fox$hit “already running” DB and before we can flush it over it pops the “cannot connect” Window$ DB.  Of course, it was already running.  Bloatware is like that.

 

2012-3-1.

0730.  In Office 2003 the ruler was called up.  We did not call it up.

1103-1110.  Tried to save a file, but Micro$hit decided it was Read Only.  But, checking Properties this, of course, was not the case.  Finally I saved it to a different folder, and overwrote the original.

 

Psywar 43

 

2012-3-5, 0853.  Tried three times to connect with Internet Explorer.  Three times received the Error Report DB so gave up.

2012-3-6, 1011.  AutoText will not work.

2012-3-7, 0630.  A “PDVD_MediaDisc.PlayList” 0f zero bytes was added to My Documents.  Moomwah did not add it.

 

2012-3-8.

0714-0730.  AutoText will not retain entries.

1110-1120.  The computer booted but the monitor would not engage.

 

2012-3-9.  Per usual AutoText will not work.

2012-3-11, 0941.  AutoText will not work.

2012-3-12.

1720.  AutoText did not work.

1726.  99,999 times out of 10,000 Micro$hit’s AutoCorrect will not center text.

 

2012-3-13, 1726.  Twice in succession Mozilla Fox$hit slammed us with the “already running” garbage.  We knew it was running.  Both times we flushed it before the equally useless Window$ DB appeared.

 

2012-3-15, 1150.  That filthy Fox$hit already running DB.

2012-3-17, 0908.  AutoText displays the wrong string of characters.

2012-3-19, 1245.  Computer booted but monitor screen did not.

 

2012-3-20.

1011.  A picture folder accidentally deleted did not go to recycle bin but vanished.  This has happened before.

1151.  After Ruler is closed, it must continually be closed in every word document opened for days. This has been a problem since purchase.

 

2012-3-21.

0830.  Pressing delete, the font changes to one we did not choose.   This has happened several thousand of times on this one computer alone.

0834.  Pasting in bold characters, the whole paragraph becomes bold.  This has happened thousands of times.

 

2012-3-22, 1205.

  1. AutoText did not retain character string.

  2. AutoCorrect would not work.

 

2012-3-23.

0816.  The Firefox already running DB shit, several times in succession, of course.

0756.  A drawing toolbar we did not request keeps appearing at the bottom of word Document Files.

1134.  Printer came on and requested paper.

1413.  Fox$hit already running DB.  We know it is already running, asshole.  We have been using it.

 

2012-3-28.

0820.  Pressed tab and the formatting sign (¶) which has caused worrisome trouble appeared after the end of each paragraph and “free” line, and a center dot appeared between each string of characters.

0828.  We flushed it but Micro$hit did it again.

0844.  AutoText did not hold characters.

1224.  Changing font, the lengthy document (Psywar 42) went to 18 point Georgia.  Desperately we closed the document, reopened it, and it was back to reasonable.

 

2012-3-29, 1344-1349.  Micro$hit’s Internet Explorer would not connect to the Internet.  Another five minutes of my life wasted.

2012-3-31, 1259.  The Ruler arbitrarily opens.

2012-4-1.  AutoText did not retain characters.

 

2012-4-3.

1050.  Mozilla Firefox could not open a file saved as a webpage.

1057.  We saved the file against as a webpage but still no go.

1106.  We restarted the computer and it worked.  It informed that an add-on was causing the problem so we had it delete the add-on whatever it was.  Turned out to be the Java thingy.

 

2012-4-4.

  In downloading the Java thingy and installing it we encountered seven minutes of problems.

1534-1545.  Cyber$hit stopped playback of a DVD.  All controls froze.  Open the E drive door did not remove the movie image from the screen.  After several minutes Gateway $hit turned itself off.

 

2012-4-4.  The loose power cable caused the monitor to blank out.

2012-4-6.

0757.  For the past several days AutoText has not retained characters.

0951.  Eight blank Search frames opened on the screen.

1133.  Saved a webpage three times and each time it was saved as a MS-DOS file and files folder.  The MS-DOS files could not be opened.

 

1152.  Another webpage, saved twice, could not be found with two thorough searches.

1206.  The icons for them was found in the wrong folder.  One of the copies was saved as a strange camera icon which could not be opened.

1450.  Power setting on screensaver defaulter to Never.

 

2012-4-9, 1657.  Watching a DVD with CyberLink the screen went to a box the size of the nasty “Upgrade Your PowerDVD Cyberlink” box, and the color went to red.  First time for this Cyber$hit.

 

2012-4-10.

1601.  Cyber$hit stopped on playback twice, and all the problems that that entails.

1716.  A DB appeared proclaiming that WMP “cannot plat media”.  It was no required to play media.

 

2012-4-11.

1333.  The monitor blanked out again because of the Gateway type connection.

1724.  CyberLink stopped with all the problems that entails.

1707.  The faulty cable caused to monitor to go off.

 

2012-4-13, 1305.  Screen controls would not hide automatically.  This happened several times recently.

 

2012-4-16.

1647.  Watching a DVD Cyber$hit stopped playback and went blank.  All control was lost.  Computer had to be restarted.

1833.  Inputting text a DB appeared: Cannot copy O photo 3.  The volume file has been altered.  We were not trying to copy a photo.  That was hours ago.

 

2012-4-17.

0748.  Instead of opening a WD, Window$ delayed, and then opened a “gray” word document.

0800-0809.  Pasting a folder of photos into another photo folder it disappeared.  This has happened before.  It had been backed up.

0819.  The folder was found in the main folder far to the right past the other folders.  Alarmingly, Micro$hit’s Window$ deleted a folder entirely, not to the recycle bin.

 

2012-4-18, 0948.  AutoText showed the wrong sting of characters.  It showed the characters previously entered into AutoCorrect.

 

2012-4-19.

0746.  Opening a file was lengthy, then a “gray” WD appeared and a DB informing that the file was locked.

0816.  AutoCorrect would not work wit just input characters.

 

2012-4-23.

  The batteries in the Logitech Cordless Optical Mouse are drained with capital rapidity often causing problems.

1403.  AutoText did not work.

 

2012-4-26.

1243.  Window$ and Mozilla Fox$hit were extremely slow opening and connecting.  WMP was extremely slow opening.  The program not responding DB appeared. 

1520-1533.  Removed a DVD and replaced it with another.  Clicked play and the CyberLink froze on the screen and all controls froze.  CPU usage shot to 100% and nailed there.  Several DBs appeared proclaiming that there was no disk in the drive.  Had to restart wasting more of my life.

 

2012-4-28, 0746.  The two asshole “Firefox already running” DBs.

 

2012-4-29, 1148.  Attempting to erase a data disk, CyberLink took conniptions, manifesting six various DBs if not more, including two of the “Not Responding” DBs.  The screen displayed partial frames, a jumble.

 

2012-4-30.

0744-0800.  Trying to save a file this DB began appearing: “Word cannot complete the save because of a permission error”.  What kind of Micro$hit is this?  That DB appeared several times and also the folders window.  The file could not be saved.  Tried closing the file but the screen went to a gray “Microsoft Word” screen and the CPU maxed out at 100%.  DB: “You cannot quit Microsoft Word because a dialog box is open”.  No DB was open.  Figuring that Micro$hit was about to burn up the Gateway shit we rebooted.

 

0805-0810.  Pasting text, Micro$hit Word pasted a tiny font and it took until now to get it right.  It would go large or tiny but not the font we wanted.

0811-0814.  Mozilla Fox$hit would not connect to a webpage; the second time today, several times yesterday.  Trying to close the blank Google page, it would not close and the CPU revved up.  Finally it closed.

 

1500-1520.  Cyber$hit for the second time stopped playback.  This time all controls froze.  Pressing Ctrl + Alt + Delete, Windows Task Master appeared but the CPU revved up and stayed there.  I coulddo nothing else and was reaching to manually turn the Gateway shit off when the computer restarted by itself.  When the Cyber$hit played, the DVD defaulted to the beginning instead of beginning where it had been interrupted.

 

1620.  The “This is embarrassing” DB appeared, and then the “Firefox is already running” DB.  Ridding of these, a click on the Firefox icon did nothing.  Another click and it opened.  “Firefox is already running”?  It was not.  It had been closed.

 

2012-5-1.

0759.  The “Recovered from a serious error” DB appeared.

0749:30.  Clicking Internet Explorer the “This program not responding” DB snaps up.

0954.  DB: “The document Psywar-43 caused a serious error the last time you opened it.   Would like to continue opening it?”  The DB came up twice.  It did not.  This was the first time it was opened today.

1215.  Clinked a link in email, waited— then that “End Program – program is not responding DB appeared.  Sheesh!

1311.  Nasty Micro$hit defaulted the “turn off monitor” setting for the screensaver to Never.

 

2012-5-2, 1710-1725.  CyberLink would not rewind fully.  It went to the same point and played, the sound dropped out for, then the sound returned in a few seconds.  Clicking to return to the head of the scene took it to the middle of the last scene.  Much other trouble was encountered as many fragmented boxes that would not flushed, etc.  Computer had to be restarted.

 

2012-5-4, 1733.  DB 1: Windows cannot find [link].  DB 2: Firefox is already running.  As far as we are concerned, Window$ and Fox$hit both suck shit.

2012-5-5, 1019.  DB 1: Windows cannot find [link].  DB 2: Firefox is already running.  As far as we are concerned, Window$ and Fox$hit both suck shit.

 

2012-5-6, 1100-1103.  Closing a WD we got “This file is in use by another application or user”.  Not so.  Then the ever nauseous second DB: “Changes have been made that affect the global template.  Not so.  Then we finally got the shit flushed, it goes to the gray WD screen.  Then we got it closed.

 

2012-5-7.

0909.  Micro$hit’s AutoText did not retain characters.

1429.  Choosing tones from GuitarPort’s GearBox twice we cannot open the tones because of a DSD Decryption error.  Of course, after each DB was flushed, the tone opened.  This has happened often enough before.  As far as known GuitarPort is not a Microsoft product those whose fault it is, is unknown.   

 

2012-5-8.

0744.  Office Word opened of a blank, or gray word document.  This has happened often before.

0839.  AutoText did not work.

1158.  Computer at first would not restart.  DB: “Program not responding . . .”

 

2012-5-9.

1020-1025.  CPU usage shot to 100%.  Had to restart the computer.

1208.  AutoText did not retain character stream.

2012-5-14, 1747.  DB: “Firefox is already running but is not responding, but we will try to link to the Internet”.  It was not running.  The icon had just been clicked.

 

2012-5-15, 0814.  The two DBs “Windows cannot find” & “Firefox is already running” pollute the screen.

2012-5-17, 0738.  The two DBs “Windows cannot find” & “Firefox is already running” pollute the screen.

 

2012-5-18.

1507.  After deleting a spam from out of nowhere appears the dreaded Micro$hit DB: “The file Normal already exists.  Do you want to replace the existing file?

                We clicked NO.

                Then the “Save As” window appeared.

                Closing that a blank gray Word Document window on shitty programming appeared.

                Closing that the shitty DB flushes in our face: “Changes have been made that affect Normal  

                Template.  Do you want to save this Micro$hit?
                We clicked no.  We changed precisely nothing.

                Then the cock-sucking Micro$hit axed us if we were sure.

                We blessedly were allowed to close that.

 

1720.  AutoText fuck-filth did not hole input from the 16th, changed on the 17th, changed today.

1725.  AutoText filth did not hold the characters.

1545.  Over five minutes have been consumed by Cyber$hit fucking up.

 

1723.  Opened a word document and as so often happens we find over to the left a nasty “Window$ has saved” window.  Not one of the multi thousands of these useless contrivances has ever saved shit or has ever had to save shit.  Deleting this digital dung another DB appears asking permission to delete this filth.

                Microsoft is shit pure and simple.  And this shit happens so fast, as there is even more, it is impossible to catch it.

 

2012-5-20.  Yesterday characters were put into Micro$hit’s AutoText.  Three times Micro$hit AutoText did not retain date.

 

2012-5-21.

1331.  Computer would not turn off because “Program was not responding”.

1653.  Closing Office Outlook we ran into the infuriating and filthy Normal Template harassment.

1654.  Opening a WD we the nasty and difficult to close Task Plane shit manifested.

1655.  Window$’ filthy AutoText did not retain a string of characters.

1709.  Office Outlook would file emails in folders, but it would not delete the header from the original folder.

 

2012-5-22, 0935.  AutoText did not delete old characters line.

2012-5-23, 0804.  AutoText will not work.

 

2012-5-25, 0736-0755.  Clicked to save a file.  DB box: “Word cannot complete save due to a file permission error”.  Many attempts were made to close the POS DB but it would not close.  Finally we changed the name of the file and then it saved and DB vanished.  Saving a second file the blank or gray Micro$hit Word screen appeared.  We could not close this gray screen because a DB said the file was “blocked for editing by another user”.  Not true.  Clicked to save the file again and two DBs flushed on us: 1. “Command cannot be performed because a DB is open”.  Not true.  This DB appeared over a DB that said, 2. “blocked for editing by another user”.  Not true.  This DB was over a gray screen.  Next we discover that Micro$hit made the original file read only.

 

2012-5-26.

0840.  Fox$hit “is already running”.  Not true.

0843.  Fox$hit “is already running”.  Not true.

 

2012-5-29.

0730.  AutoText did not work.

0843-0849.  AutoText would not work.

 

2012-6-5.

1500-1515.  Micro$hit will not close a WD file.  The End Now box appeared, the blank (gray) screen, and other of their lousy shit.  The CPU usage maxed to 100% for no discernable reason (as usual).

1521-1534.  Restarted this Gateway garbage but CPU maxed out again.  We had to restart again.

1523.  May the Great Spirit curse the lousy pyorrhea-mouthed capitalist bums at Micro$hit and Gagway.  Thank You.

1650-1715.  CPU maxed out again but the computer would not reboot.  It had to be restarted manually.

 

2012-6-7.

0720-0744.  WMP will not open within a site.  Forced to restart, several of those lousy End Process boxes appeared, asking if we wanted to save the file we were working on.  We already had.

0723.  Opening a WD, two blank frames appeared stacked, a partial white frame to the right, and a partial frame on the left.

0745.  Temporary filed required manual deleting.  This happens often.

 

2012-6-8.

1126.  Two blocking DBs when tiring to link with Mozilla Foxfuck.

1706.  Could not move a word document because of some Window$ shit, but finally we were allowed to move the word document.

 

2012-6-9.

0921.  Mozilla Firefox would not link.

1033.  The ruler manifested by itself, not a uncommon occurrence.

 

2012-6-9.

0921.  Mozilla Firefox would not link.

1033.  The ruler manifested by itself, not a uncommon occurrence.

1155-1212.  Fox$hit would not link.  Numerous End Process DBs appeared in succession.  You cannot be rid of them easily.

 

1248.  DB “Download Error, a folder cannot be saved because you cannot change the contents of that folder”.  The DB just popped up.  We tried to change and save nothing.

1251-1259.  Mozilla Fox$hit will not open webpage after repeated tries.  End Program DB after DB had to be flushed.  C. ten End Process DBs appeared.

1433.  The Firefox already running fiasco.  It was not.

 

1435.  The Firefox already running fiasco.  It was not.

1545.  Cyber$hit: After viewing an episode on DVD, Cyber$hit went black and had to be restarted.

1655.  Cyber$hit would not playback DVD.  Restarted Cyber$hit but Cyber$hit ($hit is the operative word) began the DVD at the beginning.  Cyber$hit is digital dung.  Now it will not allow one to chose where to jump to during playback.

 

2012-6-10, 1200.  Word Document could not be saved because file went to Read Only on its own.

2012-6-11, 1046.  Word Document could not be saved because file went to Read Only on its own.

 

2012-6-11.

1550-1559.  CyberLink stopped mid playback of a Simpsons DVD.  Restarted CyberLink but it still would not playback.  Fragments of the interface and DBs frozen on the screen.  After much hassle we restarted the computer.

 

1559.  Cyber$hit still will not playback the DVD, which has been played dozens of times.

Removed and reinserted the DVD.  The DVD began at the beginning.  An episode was selected but attempting to select the exact start point within the episode playback stopped and the computer froze.  Restarted Cyber$hit.

 

1603.  Cyber$hit will not play.  We gave up.

1606.  Windows Media Player will not play the DVD.  Restarted the computer.

1610.  Cyber$hit will not play the DVD.

1615.  Uninstalled and reinstalled Cyber$hit.  We will try it tomorrow.  Our delicious meal was ruined by Cyber$hit.  Shit is the operative word.

 

2012-6-12, 1158.  The Firefox already running fiasco.

 

2012-6-13.

  With great hassle, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Warner #E2357, had played several times after purchase with CyberLink.  Recently it would not play with CyberLink or Windows Media Player.  Only after more hassle, costing more hours of our lives, and many bizarre and infuriating glitches, would it play with CyberLink.  E.g. Parts of the interface and DBs of various denominations were shattered on the screen.  When clicking to close the “No DVD in E Drive” DB, the DB, first appearing in the lower right, progressed to the center of the screen a little with each click to close.  Finally, opening Drive and clicking play it loaded and played with Cyber$hit.

1823.  The ruler appears for no reason.

 

2012-6-14.

1234.  AutoText did not work.

1549.  Cyber$hit played The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy DVD until it had to be removed.  After that it would not reload.

1717.  AutoText did not work.

 

2012-6-20, 1549.  CyberLink went crazy for several minutes, fragments of frames on the screen, frozen controls, choppy movement.

 

2012-6-21.

1105.  Printer came on of itself then a DB tell us communication was not occurring.

1616.  Cyber$hit stopped and the software had to be restarted from scratch six (6) times before we gave up viewing a DVD.

 

2012-6-22, 1634.  Cyber$hit quit playback twice with partial frames etc.  Each time was a great hassle getting it to playback after it had been closed and reopened.  Stopping it once ourselves to do business, when it finally, after hassle loaded, it began at the beginning, but checking the chapter menu, the highlight had progressed three chapters.

                Cyber$hit!  Shit is the operative word in CyberLink.

 

2012-6-26.

0703.  The two DBs of the Fox$hit already running fiasco.

o713-0718.  Could not get the font to change although Window$ so indicated. 

1505.  The two DBs of the Fox$hit already running crap.

 

2012-7-6, 1232.  A DB of the Fox$hit already running fiasco.

2012-7-7.

0806.  The two nasty DBs of the Fox$hit already running garbage.

0947.  Same digital dung as above.

1116.  Ditto on the shitto.

 

2012-7-8, 0741.  Since purchase, clicking Delete in AutoText often closes the box.

 

2012-7-10.

1412.  Pausing WMP the volume went to mute, not for the first time.

1522.  Pausing shithole WMP, the volume went to mute.

1536.  Pausing shithole WMP, the volume went to mute.

1645.  The shitty AutoPlay box, which is impossible to delete, manifested during DVD playback.  Along with other digital dung playback was interpreted for a period of time.

 

2012-7-16.

0805.

  1.  For the past several days Word Document have been opening in the smallest size window. 

  2.  Viewing DVDs, Window$ Media Player keeps displaying the screen controls despite continually setting it to automatically hide screen controls.

 

2012-7-18, 1503.  The CyberLink nor the Window$ Media Player digital dung will play The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy DVD, Warner #E2357, although the DVD plays perfectly on non-Gateway computers with other software.  The problems caused are too numerous and angryfing to list.

 

2012-7-20, 1714.  CyberLink stopped playback.  Heard an “email beep”, which incidentally is kept turned off, then the system restarted.  We were informed on startup 2012-7-21, this was a serious stop error or blue screen error.  It has done this since purchase.

 

2012-7-21.

1015.  Screensaver power setting defaulted to never.

1116.  Word Documents have yet again defaulted to the smallest size upon opening.

 

2012-7-22.

0721.  Firefox Mozilla rudely interrupted our work causing a Windows popup and automatically downloading bloatware.

0731.  The Windows popup claiming it could not find Firefox returned.

0955-1005.  The CPU of this filthy Gateway maxed out.  We could not stop it so we had to turn it off.

 

2012-7-24, 1503.  Twice the “Firefox already running” filth.  In addition, the CPU maxed out slowing the computer infuriatingly.

2012-7-26, 1058.  The Fox$hit already running DB appeared five times.

 

2012-7-27, 1650-1700.  Cyber$hit would not playback a DVD having already played back half of it.  Had to close the folder out and reopen it.  Cyber$hit then defaulted to the beginning of the DVD.

2012-7-28, 1051.  Playing a musical folder, WMP repeatedly displayed the title of a song “Out of Line” twice in the playlist, and the duplicate always appeared at the same place in the ell listings.

 

2012-7-29.

0650.  Windows would not boot in that it left the screen black.  Restarted.

0658.  Inputting text the font and/or the spacing changes.  This happens often.

2012-7-30, 0801.  For the past several days Micro$hit’s Office Word has been setting tabs a little past halfway in the document.  Correcting this repeatedly, the problem persist.

 

2012-7-31, 1413-1425.  The Lexmark X2480 stuck when scanning.  It jittered forward and back within narrow confines. Tried closing.  Two of thus pesky and nearly useless “End Process” boxes appeared.  Restarted, and then a Send Error Report box appeared which, of course, we deleted.

 

2012-8-1, 0938.  A pesky Firefox already running DB.

2012-8-3.

0738.  That anserine AutoText malfunction when the wrong string of characters appears.

0742.  The “Firefox already running” bullshit.

 

2012-8-5.

0917-0956.  Internet Explorer would not connect and caused most of the usual problems with dialog boxes, becoming infuriatingly slow, etc.  Finally we got it closed.

1302-1311.  Plugged in a speaker and a blue screen appeared yea be proclaimin’ that Windows had detected a problem and was shutting down, and that it was “dumping physical memory”.  Not knowing what “physical memory” was we manually stopped the machine and waited.  Restarting we found things back to normal, no lose of data, except a “recovery box” in a file than had not been open.

 

2012-8-7.

o749.  Opening a word document, it opened a gray, blank, word document file as well.  A tab for the word document we were working on did not appear in the task bar, but the New Microsoft Word Document tab did.

1011.  Plugging in an external hard drive, a DB alerts Window$ does not recognize it.  We have plugged it in hundreds of times, made believe that has happened before.  

 

2012-8-8, 1802.  The perpetual “Firefox already running” DB glitch.

2012-8-10, 0712.  Two word documents opened, the gray one and the one clicked.

 

2012-8-12.

1101.  Since last reported, this vile Micro$hit software is still defaulting word documents to the smallest size and it will not open a WMP or webpages to the size set.

1251.  This Micro$hit garbage is telling me that Firefox is not responding.  Firefox is responding.  Say again.  Firefox is responding.

 

2012-8-14.

1448.  The Lexmark X2480 came on and requested paper to print something.  What it was we do not know because it did not tell us.

1745.  Deleting scores of temporary files, inexplicable Micro$hit Window$ put another file that had not been opened into a zip folder.

 

2012-8-15.

0750.  The screen arrayed itself into rectangular blocks of the site visited with links.

2012-8-16, 1522.  Three times the Firefox already running shit slams us, then this Window$ digital dung opened two of those blank and useless word document files when clicking once on a word document file plus all those useless End Process boxes. 

 

2012-8-18.

1400.  A word document opened to a blank gray word document.

1404.  We were direly warned by two different DBs about the Normal Template monster.  We saved the file and a blank gray word document opened.

 

2012-8-19, 0834, 1022.  The Fox$hit “already running” fiasco.

2012-8-21.

0838.  Beginning a week ago the computer takes an inordinate amount of time to exit screensaver, often requiring repeated key taps, etc.

1410.  Window$ would not shut down and the “End Task” function asked if we wanted to end its task because if it works it works at a very slow rate of speed.

 

Psywar 44

 

2012-8-22.

1228.  Shrink Font would not work.  Then input font changed to an undesirable setting.  This combination is a repeated phenomena.

1206.  To burn a data DVD with CyberLink, one must wade through a pox of DBs, and repeatedly close CyberLink’s nasty Update popup.

 

2012-8-23.

0712.  This morning we find an empty folder PDVD_MediaDisc.PlayList file for CyberLink.  We did not create this file.

0911.  Twice (2) we got the stupid Firefox already DB. 

 

2012-8-24, 1132.  Fox$hit already running . . .

2012-8-27.

0714.  A blank gray Word Document opened.

1347.  “Border of section one outside of margin”.  There is no section one.

1557.  The font on CyberLink’s left-click menu was not darkened but worked.

1714.  “Fox$hit is already running”.

 

2012-8-28

1030.  Search in Microsoft Office Word would not work.  This is not unusual.

1053.  Ditto.

1145.  Search of webpage will not work.

1230.  Will not search webpage or word documents.

1657.  Display Properties of the monitor are acting up.  Brightness and contrast are off, and a DB informed that resolution settings were not proper.  This was not true.

1721.  A file could not be moved because it was used by another person.  False.

 

2012-8-29.

0851-0852.  “Fox$hit already running” appeared thrice.

1107.  Fox$hit already running.

 

2012-8-30.

1015.  Five DBs saying Fox$hit is already running.

1015-1026.  End Program is not responding.  It never responds.  Had to restart.  Much trouble because we are attempting to update Lexmark X2480 driver, and unnecessary capitalist software has been thrust between our need and the free driver.

 

2012-8-31, 0751.  “Firefox is running but not responding”.

2012-9-1.

0745-0756.  Opening the Search function the Search DB disappeared.  The cursor worked, moving on screen as desired, but nothing else did.  The Dialog Box Open dialog box appeared.  Then the useless End Task Now DB.  Computer had to be manually restarted.  Some text was lost.

1238.  “Firefox already running” DB appeared five times.

 

2012-9-2, 1032.  “Firefox already running . . .”

2012-9-3.

0725.  PDVD_MediaDisc.PlayList file appeared in My Documents.

0729-0739.  Internet Explorer would not connect.  Those useless End Process box tabs littered the task bar.  Nothing would click.  Restarted manually.

0836.  Firefox already running . . .

 

2012-9-5.

1111.  Turning off the computer it puked up a DB asking what it should do.  Turning it back on it retched up two successive DBs about the Document Recovery Panel and what was to be done with it, which had to be closed, and the Document Recovery Panel which had to be closed.

1219.  Opened a file and got in addition the worthless gray Word Document format and a “File in use” DB.

 

2012-9-6.

0703.  Fox$hit already running DB.

0706.  Deleted a temporary file manually.

0832.  Clicking to shut down this asshole Gateway, a Window$ DB appeared, yea be a-sayin’: “The [process] failed to initialize because Windows is closing down”.  Then I closed down.

 

2012-9-8, 1656.  FoxFuck announced it was “already running” thrice.

2012-9-9, 1203.  FoxFuck announced it was “already running” five times before we quit.  Wait long enough or sometimes go to a different shortcut it will open.  Sometimes one must wait until the shit is ready.

 

2012-9-10, Simply trying to close a file and the End Process DB appeared.  It is only for show because it does not work that we can tell.

 

2012-9-11.

0709.  Document Recovery Pane without reason.

1200.  Firefox is already running.

1215.  My Pictures: Screen will not scroll when moving folders.  When a folder is deposited, the screen pops back to from where the folder was taken.  This has always happened.

1257.  Using Word Document control was lost, certainly not for the first time.  I.e., could not input text, enter, etc., did not respond.

 

2012-9-13, 0823.  Firefox already running.

 

2012-9-14.

0704.  This weird-ass Word Document wanted to open only a “reading copy”, whatever the Hell that is.

0854.  The lousy, unflushable, interface (U3 System (N:) for the lousy Cruzer 2GB thumb drive suddenly popped on screen for no reason, along with Micro$hit’s Removable Disk (O) DB.  These two bits of digital dung have cost us hours of valuable time.

 

2012-9-18, 0743.  It would not rename a folder, said the folder was being used elsewhere.  It was not.

 

2012-9-20.

1034.  Attempting to backup a file onto a thumb drive, the screen went black for several seconds and the single photo in the folder opened.

 

1240.  Clicked four different shortcuts and filthy Firefox each time said it was already running.  We switched to Internet Explorer.

 

1405.  Closing the Sounds and Devices Audio box kills the volume.

 

2012-9-21, 1143.  We merely tried opening a file.  DB: “The command cannot be performed because a dialog box is open”.  Not so.  We just fired up the computer.  DB under the first dialog box: “File is locked for editing by another user”.  Not so, this computer is the bull goose loony computer.  DB under the DB immediately above: “File locked for editing by current user”.  Not so.  We ain’t locked shit.  We closed two tabs for  the useless gray Microsoft Word frames on the taskbar.

 

2012-9-23, 1218.  Fox$hit is already running.

 

2012-9-24.

0903.  The Microsoft Office Word 2003 Search function has not worked for a while.  Not at all uncommon.

0926-0929.  Ditto.

 

2012-9-25.

2011.  The Screen Saver power setting defaulted to Never.

2053.  Searching for Bob Dylan in My Music, for some totally inexplicable reason to a techno numbskull like myself, the muvvafuckkin shit manifest Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix.  Go figure.  Me’n the guys just ripped Dylan’s Tempest from a legally purchased CD from Argentina.  We could not find it.

 

2012-9-26.

0657.  Firefox$hit is already running . . .

1644.  Two muvvafuckkin PowderDVD tabs opened on the taskbar instead of muvvafuckkin one.

1731.  Firefox$hit is already running . . .

 

2012-9-28.

1155.  Fox$hit is already running . . .

1210.  The Lexmark X2480 came on of itself and attempted to print.  No unusual for this filthy Lexmark muck.

 

2012-9-30, 0827.  Firefox is already running . . .

 

2012-9-30.

1543.  Cyber$hit froze and had to be restarted.

1616.  During playback the cyber$hit began running backwards several times.  Took maybe four minutes to settle this down.

1722.  Micro$hit’s AutoText did not work.

 

2012-10-3

0800.  FoxFuck is already running . . .

 

2012-10-4.

0656.  Norton Security Suite.  The Activities and Scans interface manifested only as the frame.  This lasted 60 seconds.  Then it filled.  The scanning indicator was rotating, but there was no progression in the total of items scanned.  All controls were frozen.  Several minutes of this was followed by a staccato of beeps and it returned to normal.

0929.  Plugged in a thumb drive WMP opened and began to play.

1313.  A music folder “lost” the photo stored therein.

 

2012-10-5.

0801.  AutoText showed the wrong string of characters although these were carefully inserted.  I inserted characters in AutoCorrect and AutoText.  Typing the AutoCorrect characters the AutoText characters appeared.

 

1656.  Beginning playback with CyberLink, the taskbar appeared with two PowerDVD tabs.    

 

2012-10-7.  That nasty Cyber$hit went blank between the Introduction and the first chapter of a DVD.  Well into the DVD, it began juddering.  The DVD had to be removed and reinserted to correct this.

 

2012-10-9.

0724.  Firefox already running . . .

1535-1553.  Cyber$hit blitzed ‘n’ glitched.  Clicking Play it went blank then opened the interface.  Removing and reinserting the DVD did not help.  This went on for a while then controls froze.  Restarted.  The same process repeated.  Removed and reinserted the DVD for nth time, and the DVD began inconveniently at the beginning.

                For some weeks two PowerDVD tabs have opening on the taskbar.  When this occurs, sometimes the taskbar appears at the bottom of the screen.

 

2012-10-10.

0833.  Used red font.  Despite switching back to default color, which was indicated, the text yet appeared in red.

1547.  Cyber$hit repeated yesterday’s scenario.

 

2012-10-11, 1229.  Firefuckfox$hit was already running.

 

2012-10-12, c. 1230.  Foxfirefuck$hit was already running.

 

2012-10-13, c. 1530.  [Listed I/O in Shoddy Shit].  Much trouble playing The Incredibles, Pixar/Disney DVD no. 36387, with CyberLink.  Always fucked up when inserting, the DVD will not play and endlessly loads.  Sometimes it judders or stutter-steps or jostles or whatever you fucking call it.  After at least one insertion, sometimes multiple re-insertions to distraction, it will play, but it never picks up where it left off.  It begins at the beginning.  This could be the fault of the DVD so it is listed in Shoddy Shit.

 

2012-10-14.

0739.  Micro$hit will not boot.  The computer started but the screen is blank.

0811.  This outhouse Gateway and Micro$hit combo is extremely slow.  As many times as not it is thus.

0923.  Right clicked to refresh the screen and all the shortcuts disappeared for a noticeable length of time.

 

0927.  As often happens, clicking Add in AutoCorrect closed the file when we needed the file further.  And, when this happens, AutoCorrect must be reopened to check the entry.

1202.  AutoText did not work.

1234.  The fucking Lexmark X2480 came on and demanded paper.  Why?

 

2012-10-19.

0723.  Firefox already running, and foot-dragging aggravation for this Gateway/Microsoft shit.

1133.  Firefox$hit is already running but not responding, and foot-dragging aggravation for this Gateway/Microsoft shit.

1259.  Micro$hit’s nasty AutoCorrect would not work.

 

2012-10-20, 0753.  Micro$hit’s filthy AutoCorrect would not work.

 

1152-1200.  The Logitech keyboard would not work, nary a key.  Trying to correct this, inexplicably, the hibernation box appeared.  We could not close it with the X, so we clicked no.  This asshole Gateway went into hibernation anyway.  We manually restarted this shitty rig.

 

2012-10-21.

0759.

  1.  Mozilla Fire$hit was again exceeding sluggish in linking.

  2.  Windows Media Player would not open. 

 

2012-10-24.

1001.  Firefox$hit is already running but not responding.

1616.  Cyber$hit: clicking subtitles a first time red CyberLink as appeared, and the DVD played back on an increased forward speed without sound.  It was difficult to correct this as the software responded by going faster.  I clicked for it to stop and it would not.  Then I reversed it so not to get to far ahead.  Clicking stop it would not.  Clicking Fast Forward and reverse for some time it finally straightened out.

 

2012-10-25.

1631.  Like yesterday the Cyber$hit forward and backward controls went haywire.

1726.  Firefox$hit is already running . . .

 

2012-10-26.

c. 0736.  AutoText would not work.

0833.  AutoText would not work.

1439-1441.  Firefox$hit is already running . . . twice.

1518.  Internet Explorer twice would not work.  We went back to Mozilla Firefox.

 

2012-10-27, 0833.  Could not rename a save webpage file.  “Could not save file because of unknown error”.  Forced to go online and save it under the new name.

 

2012-10-29, 1015.  This Microsoft – Gateway crap was infuriatingly sluggish we restarted the machine.

2012-10-30, 1433.  Scanning with the Lexmark X2480 it stopped the scan, closed the operation, then requested paper so that it could print.

 

2012-11-1, 1742.  Pasting in a string of characters, as has happened incessantly since purchase, the double spacing defaulted to single spacing.  Why?

 

2012-11-4.

1101.  The Lexmark X2480 became stuck when scanning.

1104-1111.  It stopped working entirely.  Restarted computer.

 

2012-11-6, 0838.  For the nth time Microsoft Word would not change the font without a prolonged hassle.

 

2012-11-8, 1530.  The Gateway/Microsoft went bonkers which it does with marked frequency.  Dragging its feet, the operating light coming on and staying, partial boxes scattered on the screen, without cause CPU usage maxing to 100%.  It happens often, but this time for longer.

 

2012-11-10.

1508.  This Micro$hit revved to 100% CPU usage and froze there.  We had to, inconveniently, restart the shit

1511.  Much trouble with this piece of capitalist Micro$hit.  Operation slowed infuriatingly.

1709.  The CPU revved and the Lexmark X2480 came on and demanded paper.

 

2012-11-11, 0905.  Firefox is already running . . .  We had just clicked it.

 

2012-11-13, 0900.  Using squirrely AutoText, the wrong string of characters was manifested.  They ought to work on that shit.

 

2012-11-15, 0713.  For the past week, the nasty Window$ Media Player has not ripped music.  We just cannot figure it out.  This has happened often before. 

 

2012-11-16.

0752.  They yellow tag for AutoText flashed on, the vanished before the entry could be made.

0810.  Had of restart the piece of shattered, hang-fire, drag-ass Gateway / Micro$hit shit.  Inexplicably, the start menu popped up.

 

2012-11-17, 0819.  Spelling and Grammar checker will not work.

 

2012-11-19.

1104.  Somehow this Window$ crap defaulted to those annoying and infuriating sounds.

1708.  All controls froze.  Could not drag and drop.  CPU usage 100%.  Many other malfunctions lasting some five minutes.  This Gateway has been feet dragging all day.   Earlier the same malfunctions listed above occurred, CPU usage 100%, but it lasted longer.

 

2012-11-21.

o754.  Twice updating Norton Security Suite broke streaming.

1056.  Fox$hit already running.

 

2012-11-23, 0857.  Fox$hit is already running, twice.

2012-11-24, 1004.

  1.  Pressing delete, font repeatedly changed to a smaller font.  This happens often.

  2.  AutoCorrect inserted characters of the wrong font, then it would not work at all.

 

2012-11-24.

1517.  Cyber$hit went nuts with usual vexing malfunctions.

1702.  Cyber$hit is stiff acting like Micro$hit.  It will not playback.  Stuttering, it will not play smoothly.  Six to eight DBs appeared some unknown.  It will not progress normally.

1714.  Ejected and reinserted.  Playback still shudders.  Many DB s appeared some of them nonsensical.  The monitor went blank.

1719.  Ejected and reinserted the DVD.  It plays.

 

2012-11-26.

0916.  After saving a file thrice this DB appeared: “The target cannot handle this kind of document.”  What’s up with that?

1150.  Fox$hit already running.

1152-1154.  This fucking Micro$hit, running like shit, took this long to open a file then opened two, one a blank.

 

1156-1203.  Fox$hit already running (8).  Had to restart the garbage.

1317.  Micro$hit is not deleting temporary files today.

1529.  Although the power light was lit, the monitor would not come on after restarting.

1550.  CyberLink stopped DVD playback.

1554.  Restarted.  The DVD played but resumes later in the DVD.

 

2012-11-27, 1011.  The black cursor that blocks text appeared, and clicking on the save icon a tag “The target cannot handle this kind of document” shown.

 

2012-11-29.

1145-1158.  Search would not work, had to restart.

1541.  CyberLink stopped playback.  Removed and reinserted DVD which began payback later in the movie.

1713.  Firefox already running.

1808.  DB: “A file cannot be moved because it is being used by another”.  This happens often.  The file was not being used by another, and it was closed.

 

2012-11-30.

0734.  Fox$hit already running.

1113.  Burning files to CD caused an immense amount of unfathomable trouble.  This is per usual when burning files to a CD.

1706-1710.  Open a safe saved email Micro$hit went shitty.  The CPU revved to 100% usage and froze there.  Two differently sized but blank DBs opened, a blank gray Word Document opened.  The email opened in a 2¼-in. by ½-in rectangle.  Twice End Now did not work.  Summoned Windows Task Master but could not end programs there.  A large DBs appeared: “Outlook failed to start correctly last time.  Start Outlook in safe mode?”  Depressing the power button this piece of Micro$hit finally, thankfully shit the fuck off.

 

1714.  Restarted but the CPU revved to 100% and the saved email would not open.  The above DBs appeared. 

1718.  We started Outhouse in safe mode.  It opened and CPU usage fell off.  Garbage!

 

2012-12-1.

0748.  Office Outlook opened but in a rectangle 2¼-in. by ½-in.

0824.  Suddenly, all Word Documents are opening in a rectangle 2¼-in. by ½-in.

0938.  Twice, clicking to paste data saved from an email into a file using Office Clipboard the Enter Network Password DB appeared.

1113.  Clicking to close Office Clipboard, the box shattered inserting vertical and horizontal lines three to four inches to the left and separated the pages.  This was finally corrected after hassling with Return.

1203.  All dropdown menus have defaulted to the original order.  All Word Documents have defaulted to opening in the 2¼-in. by ½-in rectangle. 

 

1217.  Merely attempting to open a WD the Micro$hit shit would not open it.  After c. ten seconds tried again.  Repeated that scenario several times.  Then the POS exploded opening all kinds of shit, more than the number of times we clicked to open the file: several “shit locked out DBs”, several blank gray WDs, several copies of the file, could not close anything for a while then this digital dung recovered from its hissy fit.

1230.  Closing a different WD two blank gray WDs opened and two “File in Use” DBs appeared.

1333.  For the past two days it has not been properly deleting temporary files.

 

2012-12-3.

0806.  Dropping an image icon into a folder, a DB appeared informing that the image could n or be moved because it was in use.  False.

 

1628-1740.  Cyber$hit refused to function properly.

1646.  It was impossible to restart the filth with “Turn Off Computer”.  It had to be done manually.

1709.  We had to restart this nasty Micro$hit again, manually.

1715.  Restarted again manually.

1721.  This Micro$hit restarted but it will not answer commands.

 

1730.  Numerous DBs and parts there littered the screen.  Cyber$hit finally began playback but not where it left off.  Twice it jumped ahead.  Then on the third try it went to beginning of the DVD.

1740.  The capitalist crap had to be turned off manually.

 

2012-12-4.

0840.  Firefox already running . . .

1007-1016.  CPU usage rocketed to 100% and stayed there.

1108-1112.  CyberLink would not play.  Reinserted the DVD.  When it finally played, it began at the beginning not where it left off.

1201-1205.  AutoText would not work.

 

1520-1527.  Cyber$hit did not play DVD.  Ejected and reinserted and after a great deal of hassle we simply gave up on the DVD, thanks to the cringing geeks at CyberLink.

 

2012-12-8.  Word Documents defaulter to opening in a tiny square in the upper left.  For several weeks screensaver defaulted to Never Turn Off Power.

 

2012-12-10.

1535.  CyberLink quit playback cold.  Restarted the computer.

1604.  CyberLink would not finish playing the chapter.  Went to the next chapter which played.  They the monitor went blank.  Reinserted the DVD and it played for a second.

1606.  Restarted the computer.

1622.  The DVD would not play.  Reinserted the DVD.

1624.  The DVD froze.  Controls did not work.  Ejecting the DVD, a partial window appeared on the screen, and the Interface defaulted to minimum size.  We gave up.

  Two Power2Go tabs appear on the task bar when inserting a DVD.

 

2012-12-16.

o826.  AutoText did not work.

1538.  CyberLink stopped playback.  This has happened thousands of times.  Reinserted the disk and playback picked later on in the chapter.

 

2012-12-17.

0645-0725.  This Micro$hit will not properly work.  Restarted once but the software is still slow as the shit it is.

0738.  AutoText inserted earlier did not work.

 

2012-12-20.  Twice today we were bitten by the black cursor curse.  After making a long dash by pressing Ctrl + Alt + the subtraction sign, the cursor often disappears.  What we have instead of a cursor is a blank rectangle.  When you glide this over text the text disappears but returns passing over.  I click on Save to terminate the document and begin again, and the Cannot Find the Designated Menu box appears.  After clicking Save again, the cursor returns.

 

2012-12-21, 1318.  The “paragraph symbol” malfunction (¶) or whatever the fuck it is, suddenly slammed us with the symbol behind ever line.  Deucedly hard to flush.

 

Psywar 45

 

2012-12-23.

0936.  Search function in Word Document will not work.

1145-1157.  CPU maxed at 100%, likely longer than this.

 

2012-12-24, 1157.  Opening word documents lately, the size had defaulted to minimal of itself as it does.

 

2012-12-25.

1252.  The speakers stopped working.  Restarted, and then discovered that the WMP of its own went to mute in the dropdown menu.

1521.  WMP went to mute again.  The infuriating glitches of this Microsoft software are in such number that they all cannot be documented.

 

2012-12-26.

1150.  The email window defaulted, yet again, a very small size.

1245.  The CPU overheated.  We turned off the computer, later restarted.  The CPU revved to 100% and froze.  Although the blue “in operation” monitor LCD came on, the monitor remained black.

1250.  Re-restarted.  This time between the number lock LCD could not be cut off.

1600.  Cyber$hit stopped playback of a DVD, as it does so very often.

 

2012-12-28.

0755.  The search function in Micro$hit Word would not work for several minutes.

1137.  Pressed add in AutoText and the box closed.  This often happens.

1235.  That lousy Lexmark printer came on and requested paper.

1650-1704.  Firefox already running but not responding shit began again, seven times between these times.  We shall switch to Google Chrome soon.

1756.  Closing Office Clipboard the content vanished leaving the frame and scroll tab.  The data selected was still selected.  All controls froze for 50 to 60 seconds.  Finally, vigorously tapping the space bar, the fucking shit cleared up.

1805.  Firefox is still not running.

 

2012-12-30.

1458.  This digital dung suddenly turned patriotic.  Two End Process DBs belched up at different times, bits and pieces of other windows shattered on the screen, all control froze including the Turn Off Computer box from the Start Menu.  The Gateway had to be manually restarted.

1828.  “Outlook cannot open because of a serious error”, flashed on the screen but Outlook opened immediately.

 

2012-12-31, 1630-1639.  Inserting a DVD a DB appeared: “MediaManager//.exe – Bad Image.  . . . is not a valid Window$ Image.  Please check this against your installation diskette.  We watched the DVD for an hour feasting.  All of a sudden it ain’t no good.  We removed it, closed Cyber$hit, opened Cyber$hit, reinserted the DVD, and it played.  It was called Rise of the Planet of the Apes. 

 

2013

2013-1-1.

1539.  Inserting a DVD, Cyber$hit not only belched up the Upgrade Your PowerDVD ad as it always does, but a long DB “The application is not a Window$ page”.

1540.  Reinserted the DVD and the same boxes popped up.

1546.  Had to close them open CyberLink from scratch.

1721.  Inserting the DVD, the playback sputtered and juddered, and the DB “Not a valid Windows image . . .” popped up.

1715-1729.  CyberLink refused to play.  We were forced to restart the computer.

 

2013-1-5, 1311.  Could not submit a document because of trashy Adobe 9.

 

2013-1-7.

1247.  Would not delete a file.  The file was not in use as indicated.

1543.  At the end of a DVD, CyberLink froze the screen and all controls.  The CPU revved max out, and the computer had to be manually turned off in order to restart it.

 

2013-1-8.

1235.  AutoText did not hold input characters, i.e., the date.

1605.  Cyber$hit froze on playback.

1635.  Cyber$hit stopped playback and the computer froze, forced to manually restart.

 

2013-1-9.

1030.  AutoText did not hold input characters, i.e., the date.

1523.  Window$ Media Player sucks.  Hundreds of times now when playing a playlist, for no legitimate reason, the connection is broken between the title in the playlist and the song in the file.  Then one must go through the lugubrious business of straightening it out.

1705.  Office Outlook especially, but other files, have defaulted and stay defaulted to the c.  1½-in by 1-in block when opening the file.  This has gone on for months.

 

2013-1-10, 1206.  The monitor light was lit but the monitor would not come on.  Restarted the shit.

 

2013-1-11, 1246-1248.  This happened the other day as well but not as severely.  Closing Office Clipboard, the text vanished but the frame stayed.  All controls froze, and the page could not be closed.  Had to manually restart the computer.

 

2013-1-13, 0933.  Long standing problem, since purchase: AutoText will not hold formatting.

 

2013-1-15.

1325-1338.  This stinking machine revved the CPU to ¾ for c. 10-minutes, then it maxed out.  We were not even streaming, only word processing.

  Nasty Microsoft Office Word is still opening documents in that tiny box.

 

2013-1-18,1100-1102.  AutoText would not hold character stream twice.

 

2013-1-19, 1043.  Norton Security Suite update greatly interfered with operations— linking on the W³.

 

2013-1-20, 1354.  Micro$hit defaulted the monitor power setting to “Never” for the 1000th time.

 

2013-1-27, 1655-1708.  Cyber$hit stopped playback.  Ejecting the DVD the screen went blank.  All control was lost.  The Gateway had to be started manually.

 

2013-1-28.

1119.  Closing Office Clipboard control was lost c. 60 seconds.  A line of characters repeated itself at the top of the word document.  Finally allowed to close and reopen the word document we could resume writing.

1154.  Closing Office Clipboard control was lost c. 90 seconds.  The Office Clipboard frame persisted but was void of information.  A line of characters repeated underlined at the top of the word document perhaps ten times.  The folders window opened in the upper left.  Then the word document screen went white.  Finally Micro$hit allowed us to close and reopen the file.

 

1705.  Clicking to open email the Lexmark X2480 came on and requested paper.

1721.  Micro$hit often sets it own tabs.

1725.  The last characters of file titles are appearing in white (monitor screen is black) and some characters are separated from the files.

 

2013-1-29.

1351.  Power setting for screensaver for the nth time defaulted to “Never”.

1515.  Stinking WMP regularly and without fail loses the path between songs in a playlist and where the folder where they are stored.

 

2013-1-30, 0755.  Word documents are again opening in tiny boxes.

 

2013-1-31.

1105.  Attempting to burn data to a disk, CyberLink opened, then it jumped to a visualization.

1107.  This would not delete, and End Program would not end.

1708.  Attempting to delete a JPEG Image, the CPU raced to 100% and froze there, a tab opened on the taskbar, mush other Micro$hit occurred too quick and numerous to record.

 

2013-2-1.

0726.  Weirdly, a copy of an audio file was found in Documents not placed there by us.

0803.  The Lexmark X2480 “twitched” as it often does w/out asking for paper.

1033-1041.  Turned on the Gateway crap.  The monitor indicator lamp lit, but the screen remained blank.  Was forced to drudgingly manually restart the computer.

 

2013-2-2, 1134.  A common occurrence, WMP defaulted of itself to not automatically hide the full-screen controls.

 

2013-2-4, 0854.  Opening Microsoft Office Outlook, MyMusic opened???

 

2013-2-5, 1049.  Tuned on the computer and that whacky Lexmark X2480 came on an printed two useless sheets before it could be stopped.  Turned it off which is a difficult process.  But then it came on a second time and requested paper.

 

2013-2-6, 0723.  Clicked a shortcut to stream with WMP, and the folder of our personal musical renditions began playing but with the added weirdness that it is titled TASCAM, the digital recorder we used.  We have no such file.

 

2013-2-6.

1131.  A common occurrence, WMP defaulted of itself to not automatically hide the full-screen controls.

1132.  Files are opening in the minute size again, all too common for junk software.

1529-c. 1539:  Search function refused to work.  We had to restart this shit.

1719.  Micro$hit lost the wallpaper installed earlier today.

1730-1738.  Search function in Micro$hit Word would not function which is often the case.  We had to restart the Gateway.

 

2013-2-7.

0837.  CPU usage rocketed to 100% merely using Microsoft Word, as it often does.

1054.  Clicked for email.  Email opened and so did Core Temp 1.0 RC3

 

2013-2-8.

0916.  The “Removable Disk” box popped up.

0953.  Involved and pesky trouble merely closing a word document because of some permission error shit.

 

2013-2-9.

1211.  The current problem closing Micro$hit’s Office Clipboard.  Also, why does the damn thing open in mid document.  It has always down this.  Why does it not open where we need it?  I.e., where we open it?

1249.  Ditto.  Not only does the top line of characters repeat itself c. half-dozen times, but the scroll up-arrow.

 

2013-2-11.

1226.  WMP would not respond.  Repeated clicks to End Program only added multiple tabs on the taskbar.  We had to restart the stinking thing.

1455.  Word Documents have defaulted, yet a-fucking-gain to the 2½ x 2⅛ inch box.

1732.  WMP would not playback a downloaded DVD.  Had to restart the Gateway / Micro$hit shit.

 

2013-2-13.

0755.  Clicked on WMP.  Instead of streaming it began playing music files.

1921.  the Cyber$hit digital dung refuses to play a DVD.  PowerDVD has barfed up a box dozens of times.  This worthless eye candy.  A file that we cannot open, PDVD_MediaDisc.PlayList, was placed in My Documents.  We may not have seen this box before.  The digital dung WMP never would play an animation DVD.  It slows down then plays catch-up by jerking it along.  Marked dissatisfaction pervaded the dayroom.

 

2013-2-15.

1247.  AutoText displayed the wrong string of characters.  It was a hassle straightening it out.

1745.  We cannot get CyberLink to playback another DVD.  It displays a DB “DVD ERROR.  The error code is unidentified”.  This useless file was placed in My Documents:

PDVD_MediaDisc.PlayList.

 

2013-2-16, 1116.  Micro$hit’s screensaver power setting defaulted to Never yet again.

 

2013-2-18, 1707.  Clicked to backup files from one thumb drive to another, audio files began playing.

 

2013-2-19, 1400.  Search function would not work.

2013-2-21, 1730.  Playing a DVD with CyberLink, on the last disk, disk 4, after the penultimate burn, CyberLink stopped.  Forced to remove and reinsert the disk we tried again.  This playback it lingered after the penultimate burn, but belatedly played back.

 

2013-2-22.

1121.

  1.  Opening a shortcut on the desktop a toolbar created itself.

  2.  Opening a WD in My Documents, Window$ opened a blank gray Word Document format, and informed us that the file could not be opened.  Flushing that garbage, we found the file opened beneath.  This has happened often.

1417.  AutoText would not work.

 

2013-2-25, 0930.  AutoText would not work.

2013-2-27, 1710.  Clicking off that nasty Office Clipboard, the screen went white except for a little box that was the screen in the upper left.  This was not a small screen but a bit of menu bar and “formatting bar”.  All controls froze.  The file had to be closed.

 

2013-2-28.

1126.  FireFoxFuck already running.

1128.  Ditto.

1132.  Attempting to restart to possibly connect with Internet, the do-nothing End Now box appeared and had to be flushed.  It has been popping up often of late.

 

1601.  CyberLink stopped playback.  It was necessary to remove and reinsert the disk.  Then it played but playback jumped ahead to a scene, and it was necessary to play each burn individually.

1747-1750.  Closing WMP was difficult.  Six End Program boxes appeared before enough right clicking was done to flush it.  Next, closing a WD was difficult as well.

1752.  Many End Program and Send Error Report boxes appeared when trying to restart.  The Gateway shit had to be manually restarted.

 

2013-3-4.

1118.  WMP left a weird file in a thumb drive.

2129.  We were trying to enjoy The Dark Knight Rise.  Cyber$hit went berserk when

Lucius Fox and Miranda Tate entered the Board of Directors meeting and find Bane et henchpersons.  Over the course of the next 45 minutes before giving up, multiple menus 4 at a time opened up, useless End Now boxes galore opened, it juddered going nowhere, it juddered a micro step at a time going forward, remnants of half a dozen DBs on more littered the screen at once, these were a shitload of DBs and shattered DBs.  It jumped to a small size window often, three PowerDVD tabs polluted the taskbar.  We removed and reinserted the disk several times, restarted the computer twice, reinstalled Cyber$hit and its two related programs.  Well, we didn’t wanna see The Dark Knight Rise.

 

2013-3-5, 1630.  We flushed Cyber$hit and its two related programs.  Then restarted the computer.  Then reinstalled Cyber$hit and its two related programs.  It still will not playback.  It picked it up exactly where it left off with all the exasperating manifestations of capitalism run wild.

                Neither will WMP play it.  This might be a faulty Warner Brothers DVD.

 

2013-3-6.

0833.  Power setting for screensaver defaulted to Never yet again.  This software shit must have been designed like this.

1209.  Twice, Office Clipboard would not transfer text.  It would not close properly as previously described, shattered on the screen, the screen white, and all files defaulted to minimal sixe on opening.  Much other Micro$hit went on too wearisome to describe.

 

2013-3-8, 0808.  The printer began to engage as it often does.

 

2013-3-9.

0757.  Fox$hit is already running.

0823.  Ditto $hitto.  Had to restart.

0829.  Two useless End Now boxes appeared restarting.  Why have these End Now boxes been appearing when turning off or restarting this computer?  All of a sudden, out of the blue.

1218.  It takes ten to fifteen minutes to get this shitty computer started or restarted.  It took so long just now that we had to restart this hard- and software abomination.

 

2013-3-13.

0840-0857.  The computer will not stop coming on.  It has done this several times recently but not this bad.  Restarted.

0909.  Inputting text in a WD, the window jumped to the minimal size.

1002-1032.  This Gateway / Microsoft shit is so crapped up it is impossible to record all its glitches.  We turned it off but there is little improvement.  It will not stop coming on.

 

1147.  Found a folder in My Documents titled My Received Files.

1808.  Cyber$hit is going bug shit.  Sis PowerDVD tabs appeared on the taskbar, at least six “No Disk in Drive” boxes, and other junk.

1810.  Dozens of useless End Now boxes.  They faster we clicked them off the faster more appeared.  They would not close this digital dung— WMP.

1811.  A useless End Now box still appears when turning off the computer.

 

2013-3-14.

0734.  When starting up only a thing strip on the desktop was illuminated.

0745.  Found a folder titled My Playlist in My Documents.

1145.  Returning from the latrine we found the computer off.  We must admit, however, that the wind is gusting.

1314.  AutoText refuses to work.

 

2013-3-18.

1502.  Trying to close {http://www.comicvine.com/the-jedi-high-council/65-45051/ members/} or List of The Jedi High Council Members - Comic Vine, the page would not close and all controls froze.  The useless End Now box appeared and we could not close it.  Clicking the X many times to close the page, the task bar was soon full of End Now tabs and other End Now tabs not seen.  Manually restarted the computer.

1509.  It took this long for Micro$hit to restart.  We recently finished disengaging scores of programs from auto-starting locations with Autoruns.

c. 1705.  Internet Explorer would not connect to a webpage.  This often happens.

 

2013-3-19, 0900.  Found in My Documents an empty folder labeled My Playlists.  We did not put I there.  This has a habit of happening.

 

2013-3-21.

0935.  AutoText would not drop down.  Clicking Add in AutoText the window closed before we were finished.

0936.  Checking that it was there, it was, we typed the “activation characters” into a WD but the AutoText trash did not work.  The characters were there.  We were forced to reinsert them.

1357.  Merely trying to close a Word Document, the great hassle about normal templates assailed us.  @ least half-dozen dialog boxes and other DBs opened.  It is near impossible to close these.

 

2013-3-23.

1622.  Ejected a DVD.  DB “The wrong volume is in the drive” appeared, a partial image from the title page remained on the screen, and a tab with the DVD title on the taskbar.

1625.  Turning off the Gateway, a useless End Now box appeared.

 

2013-3-25.

0906.  Could not backup a file on a SanDisk Cruzer thumb drive.  Two icons for it are shown.  Restarting did not help.  Went through the troubleshooting scenario.  It said the device is working properly.  The problem persists.

0934.  Restarted.

0942.  Restarted again.  The problem persists.

1035.  Now it tells me the device, made in China, is defective.

 

2013-3-26.

1601.  CyberLink stopped cold forcing removal of the disk.

1603.  Ditto.

 

2013-3-28.

0910.  Trashy AutoText will not work.  It will not take input.

1142.  The above problem is not yet resolved.

 

2013-3-31, 1721-1725.  WMP froze, had to close it then open it.  We were watching a downloaded video.

 

2013-4-4, 0945.  Found an empty folder for the images from a webpage.  No idea how it got there.  It had our title on it: Maps of Ancient Sea Kings_files.  Deleted the folder.

 

2013-4-5, 0830.  Found the same empty folder in the same place.  Deleted it again.

 

2013-4-6, 1008.  DB: “The item you selected is unavailable.  Do you want to remove it from the list?”  No, Micro$hit you asshole.  I just closed it.

 

2013-4-10.

0721.  Clicked an icon on the taskbar but got a DB: Generic Host Process for Win32 Services has encountered a process and needs to close

0735.  WMP quit streaming.  DB tells us we can’t check firewall because the program is not running.

0710.  Restarted but the Norton Security Suite icon is not working.

0713.  Parts of windows and DBs are scattered and frozen on the screen.  We discovered that it is automatically downloading a Mozilla Firefox update.  Not a good idea.

 

2013-4-12.

0919.  That useless End Now box is still appearing, this time twice.  Btw, if you do not close it the computer will not shut down.

1137.  This morning we downloaded a NVIDIA update, no different we were to leasrn from the one installed at purchase.  The screen is shifted c. 1 inch to the left.  The left row of shortcuts is missing and almost all or the start menu tab.  All screens are left shifted.  Icons on taskbar or whatever the fuck it is are scrambled.

1138.  Restarting did not help.

 

1145.  Restarted again no help.

1223.  Restarted again.

1224.  Fooling around with the settings the nasty Program Not Responding DB appeared.

1226.  Restarted.  The problem persists.  Icons on taskbar or whatever the fuck it is are scattered.  All this trouble started after downloading one Micro$hit update this morning.

1500.  Restarted several times.  There is no improvement on the left-shifting problem.

1508.  Filthy Firefox automatically downloading an update caused interference and scrambling of windows.

 

1515.  Extreme hassle trying to upload with Amazon.com’s Cloud Player.  Their Cloud Player is like a fart.

1521.

  1.  WMP went berserk.  Clicking on a song, all the titles went to red font.

  2.  WMP has never saved playlists where designated.  WMP only saves playlists to

        My Documents.

 

2013-4-13.

0818.  Opened up for business.  The left-shifting problem persists.  This is all because of that infectious Micro$hit download.

0848, 0854, 0858, 0901, 0904.  The system could not be restored.

1507.  Micro$hit will not readily make a playlist, and/or keep a playlist in operating order.  This has been so since December 2006 when the Gateway was purchased.

 

2013-4-14.

0733.  The problem Micro$hit caused with the update, the left-shifting, is still current.

1240.  The left-shift problem persists.  Restarted the computer numerous times.  We have tried everything that we can think of.

1245.  We tried many restore points.  Despite the fact that many restore points are indicated, there are no restore points.

1327.  Eureka!  With Application & Drive Recovery we reinstalled the NVIDIA driver. 

 

2013-4-15.

0907.  Three times on different lines of text the left-hand margin repositioned itself.

1208.  We downloaded a NVIDIA update from M$ before duty called elsewhere.  That was very suspicious don’t you think?  It was only with difficulty that we turned the computer off.  Now, restarted hours later, the left-shift problem has returned, and although we downloaded Norton Security Suite updates this morning, the shortcut on the taskbar does not indicate this.

1214.  With Application & Drive Recovery reinstalled the NVIDIA driver.  The problem is corrected.

1218.  Found an empty playlist folder in My Documents.  Why?

1635-1649.  Cyber$hit froze all the image on screen and froze all controls.  We had to manually restart.

 

2013-4-17.

1297-1214.  Filthy Micro$hit would not come on.  It would not link.  Several partial screens, several End Now boxes, it kept dragging it kept dragging, finally we had to manually restart the filthy $hit.

1356.  Downloaded Norton Security Suite updates yesterday.  Today the icon will not indicate that updates were downloaded.

 

2013-4-18, 0709.  After installing the previous “nVidia – Other hardware – NVIDIA GeForce 6100” update another immediately arrived from Micro$hit.  Waited two days and installed it yester eve before closing up shop.  Yet again we find the taskbar left shifted to such extent, like before, that the Start tab is obscured but for the right border.  With Application & Drive Recovery we reinstalled the NVIDIA driver.  Also, the Norton Security Suite “tab” on the right of the taskbar does not indicate that recent updates were downloaded.

 

2013-4-19, 0728.  After downloading the “nVidia – Other hardware – NVIDIA GeForce 6100” last mentioned, M$ immediately sent another.  There is no way to rid of this shit.

 

2013-4-19, 1645.  Cyber$hit went nuts.  Closing a DVD the DVD interface remained on the Cyber$hit interface.  Closing the Cyber$hit interface the DVD interface remained on screen and a tab for the movie on the taskbar.  Clicking to turn comp. off, the taskbar disappeared, but nothing else.  We turned the comp. off manually.

 

2013-4-21.

c. 0800.  We have not downloaded the recent nVidia software which was no different that which came with the computer.  Although we have tried extensively, since downloading the first “update” of it on 2012-6-9, 1137 hours, we have been unable to adjust the brightness or contrast of DVDs.  The DVDs are so bright the images wash out.  The Norton Security Suite button still does not show that it has been recently updated.  The update indicator stays red.

 

0849.

  1.  Closing Office Clipboard the garbage went blank but would not vanish.  The cursor

       disappeared.  We were forced to close and reopen the file.

  2.  Whenever opening Office Clipboard, this has gone on since purchase in December

       2006, it knocks the text awry in that what appears of the screen is pages from where

       we were.  If working in the middle of a text it is an onerous and frustrating task to

       reorient the cursor.

 

1547.  Cyber$hit would not resume a movie where left off.  It began at the beginning with all the problems that that entails with the hunky Gateway / Microsoft.

 

2013-4-22.  Empty My Playlist folder found in My Documents.

 

2013-4-26.

0746.  Empty My Playlist folder found in My Documents.

1135-1143.  The Gateway came on but the monitor stayed bank although the monitor indicator lamp was on.

 

2013-4-27, 0712-0725.  It took this long for this piece-of-shit Gateway to start up, and it still has not stopped starting up.  A useless End Now DB squeezed on to the screen.

 

2013-4-28.

1210.  The links between song titles in playlists and the songs in My Music are continually lost.

1218.  An empty My Playlist folder was, yet again, found in My Documents.

1424.  Filthy Micro$hit’s “Power Options Properties”, “Turn Off Monitor” had, yet again, defaulted to Micro$hit’s “Never”.

 

2013-5-1.

0644.  An empty My Playlist folder was, yet again, found in My Documents.

1528.  The computer automatically restarted.  DB says system recovered from a serious error.  A page was recommended and we linked.  It spoke of manually turning down the acceleration of video driver or something.  We did not understand it.  A box appeared to submit an error report. 

 

2013-5-5.

0806.  Cut and paste would not work properly.  It pasted but you could not match destination formatting.  Cut and paste would not work properly for hours.

1400-1407.  It would not eject a DVD.  Restarted.

 

2013-5-6, 0820.  Repeatedly tried saving an emailed image to My Documents, but the image saved was always the previous image saved.  Saved it to Desktop ok, but when saving it from Desktop to My Documents it was the previous image.  Odd!  Renamed it on the Desktop, then it saved as itself.

 

2013-5-8, 1706.  Using email the Internet Password box appeared.

 

2013-5-10.

0737.  It took this piece of shit Gateway GT5242E an unusually inordinate long time to start up.

0844.  The Lexmark X2480 came on of itself and demanded paper.  It is always deucedly difficult to turn it off when one cancels printing. 

0925.  It took c. 15-minutes to restart.

0931.  Had to close a WD because Clipboard plane would not disappear and cursor would not appear.

1439.  Opening email the Internet Password box appeared.

 

2013-5-11, 0817.  The screen froze with a webpage posted.  The useless End Now box appeared.  Then the Report Error box, all shit.  Why should we report an error?  M$ is not going to help the consumer and they cause the error to begin with.  After several minutes the blemish vanished.

 

2013-5-12, 1657.  Cyber$hit would not resume.  I removed it, clicked all its shit off, reloaded it, but it began from the beginning with the accustomed assholes’ asshole commercials.

 

2013-5-13, 1033.  When deleting from the 5g Verbatim external hard drive, the Delete box indicates deleting for never less than a minute.  Sometimes inordinately longer, like just now, the Delete box lingers to such an extent, that it is in my way.  I pulled it from upper left to lower right, and infinity of boxes trailed . . . and lingered.

 

2013-5-14, 1815.

  1.  Several times, copying images into the Verbatim external hard drive, the images do not appear until

       later.  This has happened before but in a Gateway folder.

  2.  Copying four word documents only two appeared when pasting them.

 

2013-5-15.

0951.  The power setting to the monitor defaulted to Never.

1000.  The Microsoft / Gateway has acted like shit.  Too many glitches to catch.

 

2013-5-16.

0847.  After days an image popped up on a flash drive.  This has happened before.

1804.  Ditto above.

 

2013-5-17.

1125-1137.  Gateway came on shut down.  Started up thrice and each time the b&w “Start Windows Normally” page appeared.

1704.  Computer came on but shut down.  Restarting the “Start Windows Normally” page appeared.

1706.  Restarted but it shut down.  Restarting the “Start Windows Normally” appeared.

1715.  It seems to be working.

 

2013-5-18.

0812.  Computer came on but shut down.

o813.  Ditto.

o813: 30.  Ditto.

0814.  Ditto.

0815.  Ditto.

0816.  Started in Safe Mode.  Used system restore.

0829-0900.  It seems ok.

 

1013.  Started the computer but it shut down.

1013:30.  Started and used Safe Mode.

1020.  Working in Safe Mode was clumsy and unsatisfying.  Restarted but it seems to be working.

1429.  It started up but when Window$ was to kick in it shut down. 

1429:30.  Started in Safe Mode.

1439.  Restarted in Safe Mode, but instead of leaving safe mode it shut down.

1439:30.  Started.  Tried to restart Normally it shut down.

 

1440.  Restored to last known Good Configuration it shut down.

1440:30.  Started with Safe Mode.

1448.  Choosing “Safe Mode” a page listing drivers appeared.  I have seen this often.

1448.  Switching off, then on it went into disk checking mode.

1453.  Check completed it began to restart but shut down when Window$ was to kick in.

1454.  Restarted Normally but it shut down.

1755.  Restarted without mode selection and it is supposed to do.

 

1556.  DVD playback froze.  No controls work.  The screen is blank but filled with uniformly with

            dots in rows.  Removing the DVD did not affect this.

1558.  Manually restarted but it shut down.

1601.  Started in Safe Mode but it shut down.

1602.  Restarted but it shut down.

1604.  Restarted in Safe Mode but it shut down.  Trying to sneak past the gremlin we quickly

            manually restarted but it shut down.

1622.  Started with The Most Recent Settings That Worked, it shut down.

1624.  Twice started and twice unplugged the comp.  It stayed off both times.

 

1625.  Started in Safe Mode.  It shut down as Window$ was to kick in.

1626.  Started in Safe Mode.  It shut down.  It always goes off when the blue Window$ screen is to  

            appear unless otherwise stated.

1627.  Started with Normally but it shut down.

1627:30.  Started in Safe Mode but it shut down.

1629.  Restarted but it shut down.

1630.  Restarted but it shut down.

 

1632.  Started pressing F10.  Reinstalled NIVIDA the monitor software.  I attempted to restart.

1634.  Started but it shut down.

1636.  Started in Normally but it shut down.

1639.  Started in Normally but it shut down exactly where Window$ was to startup.

1640.  Started in Normally but we shut it down.

1646.  Started with the Last Known Configuration that Worked.  It shut down.

1650.  Started but it shut down.

 

2013-5-19.

0744.  The power lamp lit, the fan came on, but that was it.

0745.  The power lamp lit, the fan came on, but that was it.

0746.  Unplugged the Gateway-Micro$hit and waited ten seconds.  The above scenario was

             repeated.

0747.  Tried again with the same results.

0748.  Tried again with the same results.

0756.  Tried again with the same results.

0759.  Tried again with the same results.

0801.  Tried again with the same results.

0809.  Tried again with the same results.

 

0814.  Started up and inserted the Recovery Disk made with the computer was new.  Left the disk

            in when and shut down the computer.

0815.  Started up and inserted the Recovery Disk made with the computer was new.  Left the disk

            in when and shut down the computer.

0817.  Started up and inserted the Recovery Disk made with the computer was new.  Left the disk

            in when and shut down the computer.

0818. Started up and inserted the Recovery Disk made with the computer was new.  Left the disk

            in when and shut down the computer.

0821.  Started up with the Recovery Disk already inserted.  The same results.  The fan engaged

            but the power light did not come-on.  It will not boot.

0826.  Tried with the Operating System Disk.  The same results.

 

2013-5-20.

0752.  Randomly throughout the day various scenarios were tried with the Recovery Disk and Operating Disk.

 

Unfortunately, to be continued, but it will not be continued with the Gateway GT5242E - Micro$hit XP Media Center Version 2005— poop-a-doop!

 

Psywar 46

 

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Dell Inspiron 660s w/

Window$ 8 64-bit

 

2013-6-17, 1703.  We are using Window$ 8 64-bit.  Micro$oft has committed another grievous felony, a massive felony, upon the public.  Microsoft has ruined an enormous amount of our files.  This is not going to go unpunished.

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  The cringing capitalist creeps at Micro$hit provide no word processing software.

 

2013-6-18.  One thing that scared the Hell out of us right off the bat, when we copied our files from external hard drive, not all the files were downloaded.  Altering some of the files that we had downloaded over the ensuing week, we were  prepared to copy all files back onto the external hard drive and other removable media when, by a mere quirk of fate, we discovered that many files of top-secret super-duper Defcon-kill-‘em-all importance had not been copied.  Others have suffered this inexcusable data loss.  Micro$hit has a mealy-mouthed explanation about this partial copying of files.

 

2013-6-19.  I/O BT**. 

0718.  The Micro$hit kock-suckers wasted hundreds of our saved emails.  Now appearing in Notepad, the header and much else appears as gobbledygook.  They offer to sell an app to open the file, of course, but they have none that we can find and it is too late.  Also, emails from other sources can only be saved in useless Notepad.

0721.  Window$ no longer opens or saves .shs files of which we have many, but they would be delighted to sell us an app to open these files, at an exorbitant fee, if you can find it.  This is not right.  Legal, yes, moral, no!  More data trashed by Mighty Micro$hit.

                Note at the top of file.

 

  A massive file of Firefox bookmarks cannot be imported, nor bookmarks from Internet Explorer.

 

  Because of this 64-bit shit, many drivers had to be sought and downloaded.  Our old layout themes for border colors, font, etc., cannot be applied, though you can personalize a very little.  It is difficult to discern much of the text with the high contrast setting green on black— easiest on the eyes, no burning.

 

  Because of this 64-bit shit, we can no longer take full advantage of our Lexmark x2480.  We sorely need the scan & edit text function.  There are on Window$ 8 64-bit shit drivers for this model.

 

  You cannot sit down and go to work.  The cringing capitalist creeps inserted a nauseating and quite useless self-serving “Start Screen” between the user and his task.  They have made it convenient for you to give them more of your money from the Start Screen though.  They saw to that. 

 

  It takes four steps to turn the computer off or restart it.

 

  Sometime it takes as long as 4:46 minutes before the screen brightens and the perverts at Micro$oft  made it impossible to inactivate the feature.  They do this to save energy?  I bet industry shoved it up their assholes.  Look how much time that would waste in a large business.  What about the rest of who far outnumber the number of people in business.  This is to save energy?  The Micro$hits only make the computer stay on longer, in the cited example 4:46 minutes longer. 

 

  McAfee Antivirus was part of the package.  It was a great big two week trial and it is lousy antivirus software.  It did not detect the DealPly virus that depraved capitalist sneaks of DealPly snuck into our computer with Mozilla Firefox.

 

  We cannot use the pricy Encyclopedia Britannica Masterpieces of Painting in 2 volumes, or the Britannica Famous Museums of Europe in 2 volumes.  Neither Britannica 2007 Ready Reference (nor an earlier version) will install but that nasty and sneaky Quicktime, unknowingly packaged with Britannica 2007 Ready Reference, does install and in 32-bits.  Go figure.  We mean, what is it doing on the Ready Reference disk from 2007?  In Programs and Features we cannot flush the entry “Masterpieces of painting - Vol. 1  7/10/2013 although the content is flushed.

 

  The CyberLink PowerDVD 10 player does not allow resumption of a video after removal of the DVD.

Cyber$hit is owned by Micro$hit and is therefore shit.  It will only begin at the beginning.  The fuckin’ shit does not work.

 

  With the CyberLink PowerDVD 10 they intrude on your privacy with an unwanted parade of ill clad and scantily clad actresses / whores airing and advertising their wares.  These are replaced with other suchlike ads.  There is a permanent PowerDVD 10 ad for update in the lower right corner.

 

   We hooked up all five speakers but the two running off a back jack channel transmute nothing when CyberLink PowerDVD 10 is playing back a DVD.

 

  Because of this ridiculous but much ballyhooed “open folder design” you can no longer chose an image to place on your folders.  You can no longer personalize folder icons by placing images on the icons nor removing the images Micro$hit automatically places there.

 

  No longer can various MP3 formats be translated.  This is a must for an old time radio buff.  Micro$hit will doubtless be delighted to sell us an app for this, but we would not willingly give them our shit. 

 

  You cannot change data about a song in a song list any longer.  Whatever data is programmed into the song file is what you are stuck with.

 

  WMP no longer has the lovely mini screen for visualizations whilst you slave.  The new format for WMD and the icons for songs absolutely sucks shit.  Album covers are obscured by Micro$hit’s “open folder” icon design.

 

  Like with Windows XP, when watching visualizations, the Full Screen option does not actually work.  It will not stay on Full Screen no matter what you try.  This function never does.

 

  When choosing the album cover instead of a visualization for viewing during playback, you no longer see a large vibrant CD cover, but a only a tiny obscure on does Micro$hit allow.

 

  Streaming or listening to CDs with WMP and watching visualizations, you can go from Now Playing to Library ok, but if you then go from library back to Now Playing the screen goes blank and you have no option but to restart.  Now, what kind of Micro$hit is this?

 

  The format for music (and pictures as well) is an inconvenience and annoying.  It is constricted, constrained, and allows little room for working with notes, which is essential if you use images downloaded from the Internet.

 

  When inserting a flash drive the WMP interface pops up.  It must be closed before returning to your work.  There is no way to kill this useless and extremely annoying AutoPlay popup when inserting a flash drive, although AutoPlay ostensibly has been deactivated.  This is a fucking “sync” page, whatever the Hell that bloatware is.  We only use flash drives for backups.

 

  No games especially no solitaire.  The M$ demons, however, will be exquisitely delighted to sell you all the games you want, and they conveniently placed an ad for this and many other ads right there on your steenking Start Screen señor— the Start Screen that you cannot avoid— that serves no useful function— at exorbitant fees of course.

 

  The computer is choking on bloatware from Micro$hit and Intel.  Trouble is, we don’t know what of this costly digital dung we can flush.

 

  Instead of scores of screensavers including Warp Drive and the Aquarium with those brilliantly colored, lacy, and graceful tropical fish and the soothing bubbly sounds of the oxygenator, $crooge Micro$oft gives you six, a measly six fucking screensavers, although they tell you that they granted unto you the aquarium.  This is a lie.  And the ones they give you suck.

 

  There is no wallpaper to speak of.  Gone is mystical Stonehenge, the moon, desert landscapes, wintry landscapes, seascapes, tropical islands, etc.  An insipid and paltry collection of backgrounds from the atrophied capitalist corporate mind of Mighty Micro$hit is all you get.

 

  There are no longer half-dozen files of clipart, borders, backgrounds, but one file, though it is large.

 

  The little hour glass to show you when a process is working lacks detail and no longer spins.

 

  You can no longer group files to suit yourself.  Folders cannot be placed to advantage but they move sometimes to the left after dropping in a file.  Therefore you must pay attention, otherwise, thinking the folder where it was, files will inevitably be dropped in the wrong folders.  Temporary files still pile up displacing folders.  Temporary files will not delete when replaced and are therefore an inconvenience.  Totally fucking inconvenient as we used to group folders according to book or chapter occupying specific areas of the monitor.  It is unwise to hide temporary files because since they will not delete you will burn them onto a disk when making backups.

 

  You cannot relax with this software and do things by rote.  If you decide to close a file and move the cursor too far into the upper right corner an inch of screen including the X and size adjustment icons disappear to present the useless Start Screen menu.  Same situation in the lower right corner when perhaps you want to proceed to desktop.  In the lower left corner it is extremely difficult to get the menu for the Control Panel.  You might get a small frame-like icon for the Start Menu which is of course in the way.  You might activate the Internet Explorer menu if that has been opened.  It is difficult to get the courser out of your way without paying attention to it.  In the upper right corner an icon for their skuzzy store appears, and if you activate it of the screen disappears on either the left or right side of the screen.  At their asshole store you can press the Window$ button, then you got the Start Screen, then you have to click Desktop to return to the page you were working on.  Sliding the cursor up the right side and two inches of screen disappears for Micro$hit’s ads.

 

  We do not need a large box with the time and date popping up when we are forced to use one of the five icons on that abhorrent Start Screen menu.

 

  When you close a folder or file, go to the file, and then return to the folder page perhaps to save the file, you discover that an arbitrary file that you have no interest in is outlined.

 

2013-8-7, 1301.  This computer / software arrived on 2013-5-30.  We still do not have Office Outlook which we think is the best email program.  We can send but we cannot receive but thrice, opening Microsoft Office Outlook it did download.  Comcast is of no help.  This problem has been going on for several years with several browsers but Comcast, those maniacal billionaire greedmongers, do not care.  They do not hesitate to charge exorbitant fees however.  We loathe going to that dreadful Xfinity page with all those nasty naked capitalist cuntmonkeys and downloading email.

 

  The entire layout of the Window$ 8 64-bit is inconvenient, wasteful of resources, and self-serving.  Tens of thousands (10,000s) of man hours will be lost every year.  Window$ 8 64-bit shit is an exercise in corporate greed and nothing else and it is not one iota faster.  Microsoft has progressed nothing, indeed, it is a step backward toward the caves.

 

  When opening a file the file no longer comes from a random direction and opens.

  When closing a file, the file no longer diminishes in size trailing its outline.

  It is impossible to close an Adobe PDF file without going through that asshole Start Screen. 

  Word Document screens jump up and down just like with Windows XP.

  When connecting with certain web pages using a certain high contrast theme, the content from the top of the page is scattered on the bottom of the page.

 

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Hardware

                The Gateway Model KB-041 keyboard was a fine keyboard.  It had 122 keys and three LED indicators.  CDs and DVDs could be controlled by pressing keys.  By pressing keys one could open the browser and email, copy, cut and paste, open the calculator, search, et al.

                The Dell keyboard has but 102 keys and one indicator LED for permanent capitols.  The period key is shared with a > in the capitol position which is inconvenient because if you are using all caps one is forced to disengage them.  It does have a convenient sleep key but it is not in the same league with the Gateway keyboard.

                We would like to use the Gateway keyboard but we cannot because it has a six-prong plug and the Dell 660s Inspiron has no accommodating jack.

 

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2013-6-6.

0905.  Using Office 2003, the same word processing  program.  AutoText would not work.

1004.  This nasty Window$ 8 continually defaults to playing corporate sounds.  We hate their corporate sounds.  Me no need corporate sounds.  Me know what is going on.

 

2013-6-7, 0908.  Now this piece-of-shit Window$ 8 64-bit repeatedly defaults Window$ corporate sounds.

 

2013-6-8.

0954.  AutoText will not work.

1735.  Cyber$hit is too fouled to report it in detail.  Was forced to restart the shitty Window$ 8.

 

2013-6-9.  Cannot stream 88.1 FM WYPR.

 

2013-6-10.

1008.  A line of text in a WD repeated multiple times at the bottom of a file.

Numerous other glitches and computer events have occurred.

 

2013-6-17.

0938.  AutoText did not work.

1401.  Trying to access an external hard drive, DB “Computer not responding”.  This non response went on far too long.  It should not have happened to begin with.

 

2013-6-18, 1940.  Twice when online the connection was broken and the monitor displayed desktop.

 

2013-6-19.

1515.

  1.  So far, often, the file I am working on closes leaving me staring at the desktop.  I have to click

       on the file and restore it.

  2.  When working on a web address a box with the web address appears and is always in my way

        making it impossible to work on the web address.

  3.  Clinking a link in a word document, repeatedly the web page did not appear, but the Google

        interface did.

 

1539.  Cyber$hit for the nth time already will not respond to controls.   All controls freeze.  Also it will not resume play.  Either it begins at the beginning of the DVD, or it resumes where you began the day before.

1830-1833.  Micro$hit would not recognize SDHC memory card.  When it finally did and files finished coping onto it, the Format box appeared. 

 

2013-6-20.

0938.  Clicking off Office Clipboard, the panel goes blue, disappears, and the cursor shoots to the top of the page.

1056-1106.  Creating a webpage from a web layout view with this 64-bit shit, when clicking on the webpage icon, it keeps opening the web layout view.  This went on for maybe hours.  Also during this, after deleting the imperfect webpage, an empty document was left with the title 45-psywar.ht.  This could not be deleted.  Only by refreshing the screen could it be deleted.

 

1238.  Often M$ advises to close a web layout view before deleting the webpage.  What do the two have to do with each other?  Is this a glitch or another bitch M$ has sicced on us?  It says the webpage cannot be open in word?  Why?  It was not like this before, as far as we remember.

1445.  Repeatedly, saving a web layout view, Window$ 64-bit shit does not save the changes— just now a text box and changes in the body of the text.  This happened on occasion with the XP Media Center but not as frequently.

 

2013-6-21, 1848.  Micro$hit’s 64-bit shit is dicey.  Scores of other things like this has happened but I thought that o was making mistakes.  It was not me.  I had to store a file into a folder and then into another folder on two separate removable media, to wit, an SDHC memory card and a flash drive.  In both cases the outer two folders deleted for they disappeared and I can not find them.

 

2013-6-22.

1215-1630.  This must be some Micro$hit going on.  I cannot stream a site with Firefox but I can with Internet Explorer 10.  The site says I need Adobe Flash Player 9.0 or higher.  It is already downloaded.  We downloaded Adobe Flash Player again and it still does not work.  Is this yet more of Micro$hit’s pathetic pettiness? 

1400.  The monitor blacked out— but came back on.

1620.  Since this morning the pointer has been lost and the only way of regaining it is to turn off the optical mouse.  We use a Targus Item No. 50.

 

2013-6-23, 1448.  We yet experience the problem with the pointer.

 

2013-6-24.

1757.  The printer engaged and asked for paper.

1803.  Again.

1830.  Again.  This Lexmark x2480 is and has been a real pain-in-the-ass to turn off.

1833.  Again.

1835.  Again.  We distinctly remember turning off that voice notification.

 

2013-6-25.

0950.  A white bar ¼-in. wide across a 7⅜-in. image in a WD near the bottom, but in the removable media copy only.  Later it disappeared.

1235.  We are experiencing problems with Adobe Flash Player.  Although the latest version was downloaded, it would not stream.  We uninstalled it, restarted, downloaded it again, and it still would not stream.  Sometime after this it streamed.

 

2013-6-30.

0750.  AutoText displayed the wrong string of characters.

 0922.  AutoText will not work.

 

2013-7-1.

0841.  Making a webpage Micro$hit will not hold the right tab for a column of numbers.

0843.  AutoText deleted input characters when clicking Add.

0844.  AutoText will not insert.

1105.  Micro$hit has ruined the presentation of Shrapnel, the Book of Graft because it will not hold a tab for a column of numbers on the right when making a webpage.

1138.  Nor will this garbage hold other tabs when making a webpage.

 

2013-7-2.

1254.  We deleted a 16GB SDHC memory card, but although Window$ 8 64-bit showed a progress bar and took long enough, it did not delete.  At the end it repeatedly gave a warning that “Thumbs” is a system file and should not be deleted: over and over and over . . .

1300.  Erased the card again.  Although informed that this digital dung was prepared to copy it would not.

1304.  Erased the card again.  We got it to copy but it was copying the files twice.

1310.  Erased the fucking card again but you never know with a Micro$hit product.  It might maybe perhaps possible by copying the files onto the SDHC, but you never can tell with a fine Micro$hit product.

 

2013-7-3.

0824.  Printer came on requesting for paper.

0959.  Window$ Office Outlook is so poorly designed that it cannot and has not consistently held the left margin in web layout view.

1737.  This crap lousy Window$ defaulted to those annoying sounds yet again.

 

2013-7-7.

0847.  Digital dung Window$ 8 64-bit defaulted to their annoying sounds.

1057.  The Window$ trash continually defaults to no screen saver as well as no sounds.

 

2013-6-10

0803.  AutoCorrect consistently shows characters inserted for AutoText and vise versa.

1250.  Perhaps AutoCorrect & AutoText are finally straightened out . . . for now?

 

2013-7-15.

0811.  Window$ dragging along making merely accessing a data DVD agonizingly slow process.

1454.  Pressing tab to indent for the beginning of a paragraph, the entire paragraph above indented.  This has happened numerous times in the ten years we have used Micro$hit Office. 

1456.  Pressing Enter to open a line space between the paragraph ad the first line of the new paragraph to hopefully get the software to behave, the line indented.  We tried it a second time and the same thing happened.

 

2013-7-16.

0744.  This stinking fucking Window$ 8 64-bit defaulted to corporate sounds yet again.

1049.  It has done it twice more.

 

2013-7-17, 0938.  Bizarrely, a song began, and WMP jumped.  It made a copy of the song, continued to play, but the sound quality was negatively affected.

 

2013-7-19, 1504-1511.  The computer came on weakly, with sparkly likes through the start page, etc.  The mouse would not work.  Restarted.

 

2013-7-20, 0836.  Still having the problem with the courser disappearing and whatever it sweeps over disappears.  It is like a small rectangular black hole.  Cannot remember what we were doing when it disappeared, but right clicking correct spelling the box from Microsoft Office Word appeared: Word cannot find the destination menu.  Closing that it is back to normal.

 

2013-7-21, 0849.  The monitor went black for two seconds.

 

2013-7-22.

0803.  It is sometimes difficult to move files.  Tow notifications for the same file appear.  Moving on external hard drive, with the Window$ 8 64-bit garbage, with each file we must delete a “Need permission of administrator” box. 

0811.  In Programs and Features we cannot delete the title Masterpieces of Painting – Vol 1.   

It takes us to Libraries => Documents and shows but 12 folders in the frame.  There is no sliding bar on the right side.  File name: INSTALL.  The next field says Installation Logs.  There is nothing under INSTALL.  Clicking Installation Logs we find Installation Logs.  Clicking on Open we see INSTALL.LOG not found.  There is no way to save this phantom file, not that we want to.  Clicking the arrow beneath Open is found Open and Open as read only.  And there is a Cancel tab.  Like much else with Micro$hit this makes no sense, at least not to us.

0812.  When leaving a file to work on another, and returning, the cursor is at the top of the file. 

 

1747.  On a flash drive it putting files into a folder, Window$ notified that it could not find the file.  Closed that then began putting the files into the folder.  Sheesh!

 

2013-7-25.

0738.  Office Word sometimes creates a small page between two regularly sized pages, in fact we have seen this often but not lately, usually when we are working with images to post on the website.  When this occurs what you have organized will be destroyed.  The “small page(s) are difficult to be rid of.

1723.  We have seen this numerous times before with the Window$ 8 64-bit.  We placed files into a folder, but it left the copies of the files where they hsad been.

 

2013-7-25, 1100.  I/O-I.  {http://www.zzounds.com/item--DADPLAIN}.  Popup.

2013-7-26, 1748.  Many times now, indeed, what seems to be a regular feature, this Window$ 8 64-bit digital dung displays a double of the File Conflict box

 

2013-7-28, 0925.  This repeated.  Cutting and pasting a URL into a word document, the entire page that I was working on, i.e., the menus, title bar, and bars on the bottom, appeared over the WD.  It could not be altered, and deleting it cost data.  This repeated as often as I tried it. 

2013-7-29, 0929.  The Lexmark x2480, which jitters and jumps when it is off, twice this morning, came on.

 

2013-8-1.

0643.  Going online, for some reason, a Wikipedia homepage appeared, but not the one currently in use.

1155.  Monitor went black for two seconds.

 

2013-8-3.

0800-0905.  Opening a folder containing three folders containing many more folders of images, Window$ 8 64-bit drops all folders but the original wherein it places all the images.  This happened eight to ten times.  Before our eyes we watched this Micro$hit happen twice but always and only under the title Musical Images.  Changing the title stopped it.  One image placed in one of the folders this morning before this glitch struck us was deleted, or rather disappeared.  It was not in the Recycle Bin.

                The reason for this was discovered.  In an open folder if you left click, and then click Arrange by, and then click name, it drops all folders but the open folder, and arranges all the contents in alphabetical order in the open folder.  What possible use this could be we do not know. 

 

2013-8-5.

0823.  Cutting and pasting text within a text document the glitch of 2013-7-28, 0925 occurred.

1743.  This file was found on a flash drive “WMPInfo”.  We still cannot rid ourselves of that nasty Sync shit.  Bloatware from bloated blokes.

 

2013-8-6, 1519.  Lately PowerDVD throws up a box informing that there are compatibility issues with the DVD.  After flushing the box, there is no compatibility issue.  The compatibility issue is the box itself.

 

2013-8-7, 1449.  Search would not work.

2013-8-8, 0735.  Search would not work.

2013-8-9.

0811.  Search would not work.

1647.  It is and has been difficult to change a string of characters input into AutoText.

1412.  Odd bit this.  Down scrolling, the half of the menu bar from font to the right repeated itself.  Right clicking it vanished.  Down scrolling immediately after, it happened again but twice.  Closed the file.

 

2013-8-11, 1045-1301.  The Lexmark shortcut would not work.  Restarting did no help.  We could not install another shortcut on the desktop.  At the bottom of various windows we found the Lexmark interface but it was dead.  Before this we had printed and we had documents to scan and edit.

 

2013-8-13, 1635-1655.  The Mighty Micro$hit PowerDVD stopped playback and we could not get it to resume where it stopped.  Closed the DVD player.

2013-8-14, 0729.  Lately, streaming SomaFM, it stops streaming but later resumes.

2013-8-15, 0856.  A computer related yellow “tag” appeared lower left of screen.

2013-8-13, 0949-1104.  AutoText will not work.

 

2013-8-22.

0821.  DB: Firefox is running but not responding . . .  DB: Server execution failed.  DB: again, “Server execution failed”.

o823.  DB: Firefox is running but not responding . . . 

 

2013-8-25, 0720.  Asshole AutoText gave the wrong string of characters.

2013-8-28, 1158.  The printer came on and axed for paper.

2013-8-29, 1442.  The printer came on and axed for paper.

2013-9-8, 1146.  Had to download and reinstall 64-bit drivers for the Lexmark X2480.

 

2013-9-15, 0757-0805.  Clicking on a streaming station, the screen went black.  The lousy Start Screen would not manifest nor would any controls.  Somehow we got it to finally show Log Off, we clicked that, a file was open, we clicked cancel Log Off but the file closed and fresh data was lost.

 

2013-9-17.

c. 1315-1430.  Using Line6 guitar effects, we tried to playback a recorded song but it was too loud and distorted until we closed Line6.

1514-1520.  Playing a DVD, the pointer froze and there was no response from the mouse. 

1744.  Clicking Add the AutoCorrect box closed.

1746.  AutoText would not work.  Had to reinsert characters.

 

2013-9-18.

0733-0738.  With the energy saving shit on this computer which cannot be changes, it took five minutes for the screen to lighten.

 

2013-9-21, 0800-1656.  For the third time we have downloaded “Window$ 7 64-bit drivers for the Lexmark X2480.  It will print but it will not browse & print photos, share photos, scan & edit text (OCR), scan, copy or fax.   We spent as much time with each time we downloaded trying to get it to work.  We have spent a lot of time between downloads trying to get it to work.  Yet, this the third time, we have still not gotten it to work and have not been able to delete it as far as we can tell.  Lexmark’s software is like a booger.  We have downloaded drivers three to four times today alone.  For now we give up . . .  We discovered the problem.  We were told that Window$ 7 64-bit drivers for the Lexmark X2480 worked with the Window$ 8 64-bit OS.  They do not.  We sorely needed the scan & edit text function.  The $trillion and $billion corporations have found yet another way to savage the public and, of course, nothing will be done about it.

 

1627.  This configuration will reboot without the option of saving a file.

 

2013-9-23.

0641.  Found an error box after startup: “Client Script, Line 18: attempt to call a nil value”.  Say what?

0721.  AutoText did not hold characters.

1415.  Box: Confirm Delete: Are you sure you want to delete the Control Panel icon from your desktop?  To restore it later, go to Personal Control panel.

 

2013-9-27.

1104.  Again this Micro$hit 64-bit wanted to save the same file twice.

1105.  A flash drive shut down.

2013-9-29.

1119.  It took 53 seconds for the screen to brighten.

1433.  1:08 minutes for the screen to brighten.

2013-9-30.

0728.  1:41 minutes before the screen brightened.

1057.  1:16 mbtsb.

 

2013-10-1.  1:50 mbtsb.

2013-10-2.  1:21 mbtsb.

2013-10-3

  0:51 mbtsb.

  As is the case with The Masterpieces of Painting Volume 1, from Encyclopedia Britannia, we have been unable to delete software for the Lexmark 2400 series for a week.

2013-10-4.  1:08 mbtsb.

 

2013-10-6.

1609.  Clicking icon for a data DVD it went to desktop.

1622.  There is no way to erase a DVD RW with this pricey Micro$hit .  Four more pricey DVD RWs have been ruined by the trillionaire pyorrhea-mouthed Micro$hit Corporation.

2013-10-7.  1:15 mbtsb.

 

2013-10-7, 1555.  Clicked on Computer and a Micro$hit Word Installer interface appeared.

2013-10-8.  2:04 mbtsb.

2013-10-9.  1:52 mbtsb.

2013-10-11.  1:46 mbtsb.

 

2013-10-12.

  2:57 mbtsb.

0748-0801.  No sound.  The Volume Mixer somehow went to mute.

0847-0940.  AutoText did not work.  We reentered the characters several times.  After reentering them the last time we discovered that AutoText had dropped them.  It is working now.

1330-1348.  Micro$hit’s Power DVD player would not work.

 

2013-10-13.

  2:13 mbtsb.

1111.  For maybe a week, when we run the courser down Mozilla Firefox’s bookmarks menu, all those glided over highlight.

  During playback with CyberLink PowerDVD 10, and using the Logitech M325 mouse, if the courser glides over Next or Previous, playback jumps forward or backward a random number of chapters.  It is annoying to find and resume playback where one had been viewing.

 

2013-10-14.  2:09 mbtsb.

2013-10-15.  2:03 mbtsb.

2013-10-16.

  2:00 mbtsb.

0828.  Downloads has vanished from the folders listed at the left of the Library and Documents screens.

 

2013-10-17.

  2:11 mbtsb.

1758.  The printer came on and requested paper.

 

2013-10-18.  1:55 mbtsb.

1010-1021.  Search function would not function.  This Micro$hit was caused because in the dialog box for some reason it read, “Format Right”. 

1249.  Several times this Logitech M325 mouse has stopped working.  Whether the hardware, or Micro$hit’s software we knoweth not.  Sometimes fooling with the battery restores it, sometimes not.

1724.  Micro$hit did not stop ask permission before overwriting a file.

1728.  Placing a WD in a folder, Micro$hit made the folder vanish.  The folder did not delete.  Then, placing another file in a different folder, a DB appeared telling asking if it should overwrite the file, but also asking permission to overwrite the vanished file.

 

2013-10-19.

  2:14 mbtsb.

0757.  The printer came on and requested paper.

0921.  Search function did not work.  It found several instances of the word sought (wheel), five perhaps, but not the usage sought.

  The Logitech M325 stopped working again.  Removing and replacing the battery, rolling it in its receptacle, sometimes seems to work.

  1:51 mbtsb.

1358.  Office Word copied overwrote a file without asking permission.

 

2013-10-20.

  2:45 mbtsb.

  1:17 mbtsb.

2013-10-21.

  2:40 mbtsb.

1528.  During DVD playback the sound went to mute of its own.

 

2013-10-22.

  2:20 mbtsb.

  2:05 mbtsb.

1750.  Twice Office Word did not ask permission before overwriting a file.  It has a bad habit of this.

 

2013-10-23.

  2:38 mbtsb.

0647.  Printer came on and requested paper.

  2:32 mbtsb.

  2:13 mbtsb.

 

2013-10-24.

  3:00 mbtsb.

  3:05 mbtsb.

  1:43

c. 1620.  Sound stopped during DVD playback.

  c. 2:oo mbtsb.

 

2013-10-25.

  2:48 mbtsb.

0808.  AutoText did not retain string of characters.

  1:00 mbtsb.

 

2013-10-26.

  2:32 mbtsb.

  1:01 mbtsb.

1505.  When playing a DVD and on the title screen, clicking on a title it will play but there is no sound.  One must click Menu => Display Available Menus=> title before it will play with sound.

 

2013-10-27.

  2:26 mbtsb.

0845.  AutoText did not retain string of characters.

0934.  Streaming music stopped of its own four times.  This was not an Internet glitch as clicking Play immediately resumed streaming.  

1236.  1:45 mbtsb.

 

2013-10-28.

  2:24 mbtsb.

0720.  On the screen found the box: Microsoft Office Application Recovery, which was not responding. Opening files the Document Recovery Panel was to the left.

 

o721.  The monitor blanked out, but returned.

0737.  The left third of the Standard / Formatting toolbar appeared a ⅓ of the way down on the monitor screen.

0229.

  1.  The printer came on and requested paper.

  2.  The font changed of its own to Times New Roman.  This doth verily happen often.

 

2013-10-29.

  2:38 mbtsb.

1022.  Found an incompletely loaded Word Document (gray) on the taskbar.

1035.  After closing MalewareBytes to “security shield” icons appeared on the taskbar and could not be deleted.

  1:14 mbtsb.

1331.  On the screen found the box: Microsoft Office Application Recovery, which was not responding. Opening files the Document Recovery Panel was to the left.

 

2013-10-30.

  2:29 mbtsb.

  2:03 mbtsb.

1345.  Microsoft Office Application Recovery, which was not responding on the screen.  Opening files the Document Recovery Panel was to the left.

c. 1530.  The problem with the CyberLink PowerDVD 10 during playback when it jumped several chapters.

1633:  1:10 mbtsb from Sleep.

 

2013-10-31.

2:15 mbtsb.

0922.  Suddenly a small blue box with two whir arrows >> has appeared at the lower left corner of word document files and one image.

  2:13 mbtsb.

  2:09 mbtsb.

 

2013-11-1.

  2:09 mbtsb.

0734.  The Logitech M325 mouse would not work.

0747.  Several times we entered 2013-11-1 into AutoText, but it displays 2013-11-01.  Why?

0749.  The entry disappeared entirely.  We entered  2013-11-1 but it still inserts 2013-11-01.

  0:43 mbtsb.

0911.  AutoText would not work.  Deleted and reinserted 2013-11-1 but it still shows 2013-11-01.

1045.  We removed 2013-11-1 from AutoText, but it is still popping up?  Go figure that one.

  1:36 mbtsb.

1348-1415.  Find and Replace will not work.  Whenever it is opened the format shifts to Align Right and it would not search.  Restarting solved the problem.

1622.  AutoText is still popping up the date that has not been inserted.

 

2013-11-02.

  2:19 mbtsb.

0740.  Same problem with the AutoText entry.

1424.  1:40 mbtsb.

 

2013-11-03.

  2:35 mbtsb.

1003.  Logitech M325 mouse stopped working for several minutes.

  1:13 mbtsb.

 

2013-11-4.

  2:54 mbtsb.

  2:25 mbtsb.

1101.  Microsoft Office Application Recovery DB.  Opening files there was no Document Recovery Panel.

 

2013-11-5.

  2:24 mbtsb.

1115.  At a website Java Script stopped working and it was Hell getting out of that.

1130.  The Logitech M325 mouse went dead.  The asshole Start Screen appeared, crap flashed around, it restarted and the Microsoft Office Application Recovery DB appeared but not the “recovery panel” in opened files.

    You cannot leave Solitaire and take up something else without going through the Start Page.

 

2013-11-6.

  2:26 mbtsb.

0640.  Microsoft Office Application Recovery DB. 

0649.  The recently mentioned AutoText problem still exists.

0816.  Inserting a fictitious date into AutoText, i.e., 2013-12-25, nonetheless 2013-11-06 displays.

  2:01 mbtsb.

 

2013-11-7.

  2:33 mbtsb.

  2:08 mbtsb.

  1:33 mbtsb.

  2:25 mbtsb.

 

2013-11-8.

  2:32 mbtsb.

1000-1004.  The Logitech M325 mouse stopped working. 

  1:49 mbtsb.

 

2013-11-9.

  2:25 mbtsb.

  1:18 mbtsb.

  1:52 mbtsb.

  1:47 mbtsb.

 

2013-11-10.

  2:20 mbtsb.

0937.  Search would not work.

  1:88 mbtsb.

1211.  The Logitech M325 mouse stopped working.

 

2013-11-11.

  2:21 mbtsb.

  02:18 mbtsb.

 

2013-11-12.

  2:26 mbtsb.

0720.  DB Microsoft Office Application Recovery.

1100-1103.  A familiar event; clicking off visualizations the monitor went black.  Pressing Ctrl + Alt + Delete some Micro$hit appeared with a left arrow but there is no way to regain control.  We manually restarted the Dell.

1103.  The screen went black but came back on.

  0:51 mbtsb.

 

2013-11-13.  2:42 mbtsb.

 

2013-11-14.

  2:52 mbtsb.

0712.  DB Microsoft Office Application Recovery.

0922.  Attempting to copy a file to a SDHC chip, we requested to compare the file.  The DB appeared saying there were two files to copy but would not show them so they could be compared.

  1:43 mbtsb.

  1:45 mbtsb.

  1:26 mbtsb.

 

2013-11-15.

  2:43 mbtsb.

0839.  Screen went to black and came back on.

0842.  Attempting to copy a file the crazy problem with the double DB stating two files are conflicting, but it will not show the individual files for comparison.

  2:21 mbtsb.

 

2013-11-16.

  2:45 mbtsb.

0748.  DB Microsoft Office Application Recovery.

0951.  Streaming stopped thrice.  We have to click start to resume.

1513.  Twice clicked to play a DVD but each time Micro$hit inexplicably searched the computer for nothing.  It searched twice.  Why?

 

2013-11-17.

  2:47 mbtsb.

  2:30 mbtsb.

 

2013-11-18.

  2:49 mbtsb.

0939.  Streaming stopped five times.  It became so that whenever I clicked whenever I clicked a WD icon the streaming stopped.  And it happened other times.

  1:43 mbtsb.

1440.  Discovered that Micro$hit did not back up an important music file although ordered to Saturday.  The file was 1.34 GB of our favorites.  Good thing we found it.  Untrustworthy!  Microsoft is untrustworthy!

  c. 1:30 mbtsb.

 

2013-11-19.

  2:53 mbtsb.

  2:46 mbtsb.

  1:20 mbtsb.

  2:06 mbtsb.

 

2013-11-20.

  2:53 mbtsb.

1131.  Office Clipboard will not copy character streams that are the same.

  1:48 mbtsb.

1413.  Had to restart.  Once again we were listening to WMP.  We plugged in a flash drive.  It took WMP to library mode with the AutoPlay shit.  We clicked view full-screen trying return to “now playing” and were switched to the black screen with the menu beginning with ç LOAD.  The back arrow takes you to a black page with nothing on it and no way out.

 

2013-11-21.

  3:03 mbtsb.

  2:04 mbtsb.

 

2013-11-22.

1107.  1.  2:58 mbtsb.

           2.  DB Microsoft Office Application Recovery.

 

2013-11-23.

  02:48 mbtsb.

  As everyday, there were other glitches this day both with Window$ 8 64-bit and using Mozilla Firefox & Google to browse the Internet.  There are so many and sometimes occur quickly, that they cannot be jotted down.

 

2013-11-24.

  3:14 mbtsb.

  1:57 mbtsb.

1549.  This stinking Logitech M325 mouse went dead.  It is this stinking mouse, not the software.

 

2013-11-25.

  3:29 mbtsb.

  2:42 mbtsb.

 

2013-11-26.

  3:15 mbtsb.

 

2013-11-27.

  2:57 mbtsb.

0744.  This Logitech M325 mouse would not come on.

  3:00 mbtsb.

 

2013-11-28.

3:11 mbtsb.

1033-1036.  The Documents icon disappeared from taskbar and for a few minutes no icons worked.

1038-1042.  It disappeared again.

1156.  Icons on the “Sent to” menu have changed.

 

2013-11-29.

  2:59 mbtsb.

1110.  1.  2:25 mbtsb.

   2.  DB Microsoft Office Application Recovery.

  2:53 mbtsb.

 

2013-11-30.

  2:42 mbtsb.

  1:31 mbtsb.

  1:03 mbtsb.

 

2013-12-1.

  3:20 mbtsb.

  2:24 mbtsb.

 

2013-12-2.

  3:04 mbtsb.

0754.  Instead of going to that asshole start page it opened on the Computer page, but then switched to an email ready to send save address, a word document attached.

 

Subject: Emailing: Quick Notes

Attachments: Quick Notes.doc

                Your message is ready to be sent with the following file or link attachments:

Quick Notes

 

Note: To protect against computer viruses, e-mail programs may prevent sending or receiving certain types of file attachments.  Check your e-mail security settings to determine how attachments are handled.

************  ******

Say what?  So how does this happen?

  1:31 mbtsb.

 

2013-12-3.

  2:50 mbtsb.

  2:39 mbtsb.

1036.  DB Microsoft Office Application Recovery.

  2:30 mbtsb.

1745.  The stinky Logitech M325 mouse would not come on.

 

2013-12-4.

  3:11 mbtsb.

1128.  2:25 mbtsb.  DB Microsoft Office Application Recovery.

  2:22 mbtsb.

 

2013-12-05.

  3:13 mbtsb.

  1:30 mbtsb.

 

2013-12-6.

  3:03 mbtsb.

0658.  The screen went blank, but then brightened.

0901.  A full page popped up titled System Information.  Why?

  2:22 mbtsb.

 

2013-12-7.

0844.  2:54 mbtsb.  DB Microsoft Office Application Recovery.

  1:31 mbtsb.

 

2013-12-8.

  3:27 mbtsb.

  2:24 mbtsb.

 

2013-12-9.

  3:23 mbtsb.

0826.  Backing up a file the “double overwrite? DB” appeared saying there were two files of the same name in the folder.  There was not.  This happens a lot.

0937-0939.  AutoText will not work.

1128.  This Chinese mouse quit working again.

 

1418.  @ {http://www.chart.state.md.us/travinfo/trafficcams.php} Chart JW Player 6.3.3242 froze all controls so commuter was restarted.  After, clicking Mozilla Firefox, it opened the above page straightway.

 

2013-12-10.

  2:44 mbtsb.

 

2013-12-11.

  3:07 mbtsb.

  2:38 mbtsb.

 

2013-12-12.

  3:28 mbtsb.

0733.  This Chinese mouse would not come on.

0946-0953.  When pressing keys, instead of letters appearing, different lengths of characters in different places were highlighted, depending on whatever key pressed.  The Google interface appeared.  Restarted the Dell.

  2:23 mbtsb.

  2:55 mbtsb.

  2:18 mbtsb.

 

2013-12-13.

  3:18 mbtsb.

0651.  Office Word would not rename a file.  It repeatedly said because the file was open.  The file was not open.  Another file was open.

0828.  AutoText would not work.  Typing in characters the suggestion did not appear.  Going to AutoText we found the entry had disappeared.  When we typed in the string of characters, it asked if we wanted to redefine the entry.

0921.  Highlighting would not disappear.  Repeated clicks only highlighted more.  We have seen this before.

1036.  1.  In Office Word the margins are always fucked up.  They never consistently hold. 

                    2.  Inserting quotation marks at the head of a sentence, closing quotes kept appearing, and the indent was a space to the right despite where the margin and tab were set.

  2:05 mbtsb.

1330.  Office clipboard would not close.  Had to close the file, lost data.  Mighty Micro$hit strikes again.  Sure, it was not much data, and we rebuilt it, but what of that?  Why does Micro$hit just not simply work?

 

2013-12-14.

  2:50 mbtsb.

0708.  Over a month ago we engaged Norton Security Suite’s backup to see if we like it.  We do not.  We do not need it as we make many backups throughout the day.  These are the freshest backups.  And if the disk crashes, what good will a backup on the disk make?  No difference.  Problem is, we never imagined that we that we could not delete Norton Security Suite’s backup.  So now we are stuck with a useless hump on our back.

  1:33 mbtsb.

1210.  The screen went blank for several seconds when opening a file.

1233.  Office Word keeps aligning right although that is not selected.  Neither Align Left, Center, or Align Right are in blue.

  0:48 mbtsb.

 

2013-12-15.

  3:06 mbtsb.

0819.  Search would not function.

  2:01 mbtsb.

 

2013-12-16.

  3:28 mbtsb.

  3:05 mbtsb.

1723.  We lost data.  Inputting text in a Word Document, Micro$hit closed.  It just up and closed.  We lost data!!

 

2013-12-17.

  3:02 mbtsb.

0954.  The printer came on and asked for paper to print the 50 sheets of manuscript we are working on.

  1:35 mbtsb.

1734.  A margin was misaligned for maybe the twelfth time today.  It is thus every day, some days much worse.  This has been going on with Office Word for years.

1745.  Micro$hit said I needed the administrator’s permission to move a file.  This has happened before.  After opening the file in the destination folder, as an experiment, and closing it.  The file overwrote.

 

2013-12-18.

  3:46 mbtsb.

0822.  The problem with Office Word aligning right although that is not selected.  Neither Align Left, Center, or Align Right are in blue.

  2:o4 mbtsb.

  3:00 mbtsb.

1231.  Micro$hit would not hold left margins several times so far.

 

2013-12-19.

  4:02 mbtsb.

0903-0913.  Search would not work.

  3:22 mbtsb.

  2:39 mbtsb.

 

2013-12-20.

  3:17 mbtsb.

0751.  Margins askew, tabs where we did not place them, the usual.

  1:10 mbtsb.

1355.  AutoCorrect will not work at all with fractions.  This is written the next day.  We need a fraction font, of course, do not have one.  We cannot get fractions like 5/16 to work.  

 

2013-12-21.

  3:06 mbtsb.

0753.  We have advanced along the fraction front.  You have to use formatted text in the AutoCorrect box, not plain text.

  0:46 mbtsb.

  2:53 mbtsb.

 

2013-12-22.

  3:11 mbtsb.

0759.  Lexmark barfed up a DB: “USB Port.  Communications Not Available”.

1011.  Suddenly 19 blank pages were added onto a word document and the cursor disappeared.

  1:43 mbtsb.

1109.  Same malfunction as @ 1011.  We cannot delete them.

1118.  It happened twice again trying to paste.

  1:08 mbtsb.

 

2013-12-23.

  3:25 mbtsb.

  3:13 mbtsb.

  1:43 mbtsb.

1318.  Suddenly 18 blank pages were added onto a word document and the cursor disappeared.

 

2013-12-24.

  3:02 mbtsb.

  1:54 mbtsb.

 

2013-12-25.   3:01 mbtsb.

 

2013-12-27.  3:39 mbtsb.

 

2013-12-28.

  3:21 mbtsb.

  1:21 mbtsb.

  1:52 mbtsb.

 

2013-12-29.

  3:16 mbtsb.

  2:23 mbtsb.

  3:20 mbtsb.

 

2013-12-30.

  3:25 mbtsb.

  3:16 mbtsb.

 

2013-12-31.

  3:22 mbtsb.

  2:32 mbtsb.

  3:24 mbtsb.

 

  Two of five dayroom speakers will not work when viewing DVDs with the CyberLink PowerDVD10.  Strangely, an MP3 download of Mona (I Need You Baby) by the Rolling Stones (Maestro Bo Diddley’s masterpiece) will likewise play through only three speakers.  And only three speakers will play when streaming certain websites.

 

  Still we have not gotten Micro$hit’s Office Outlook to work.  It will send but not receive.  It cannot be formatted to our specifications, i.e., font and margins.

 

2014

2014-1-1.

● 3:52  mbtsb.

0836. The Logitech M325 mouse died.

● 0:49 mbtsb.

● 3:00 mbtsb.

 

2014-1-2.

● 3:41 mbtsb.

0914-0922.  The lousy Logitech M325 mouse died.  Had to restart the 660s Inspiron.  The document recovery box appeared when opening a file, uselessly.

 

Psywar 47

 

2014-1-3.

● 4:01 mbtsb.

● 2:34 mbtsb.

 

2014-1-4.

● 4:03 mbtsb.

  3:46 mbtsb.

0819. Twice the “Firefox is already running” DB.

0900-0911. We were forced to restart to get Firefox$hit to work.

● 2:41 mbtsb.

 

2014-01-06.

● 3:11 mbtsb.

● 3:25 mbtsb.

1243. Logitech M325 mouse died.

 

2014-01-07.

● 3:10 mbtsb.

0855-0900. The “¶” glitch.

0930. Ditto.

1018. Ditto.

  

2014-01-08.

● 3:15 mbtsb.

0752. Opening a music file (song) became greatly delayed.  Opening it a “whitewash” commanded the screen and the hourglass appeared.  The file was unclosable.  Tab on the taskbar: “Music not responding”.

0759. Restarted the Dell.  Tab on the taskbar: “Music not responding”.  A Property Box to a song may be opened, but one cannot make changes.  There is no control as to say clicking on “choices” does changes nothing.  This applies to only some of the files.

0806. Restarted the Dell 660s Inspiron muvva fuckkin badass.

0816.  Now the entire music folder whitewashes.

● 3:03 mbtsb.

1151. “Music not responding”.

1200. Opening Music, all the other over-folders included many Word Document and some shortcuts from the Documents folder were attached at the end of the music folders— after deleting Music and restoring Music.

1209. In Music, the slide-bar at the bottom of the screen will move its own length but not beyond.  Then, except for a long delay in closing the file, there is no control.

1251. A System Restore did no good.

1254. 1. It will open / play only the files in the first row.

          2. The Personalization settings would not change.

● 2:14 mbtsb.

 

2014-01-09.

0827. Finally giving up, we deleted Music.  Micro$hit deleted ever file we had.  Fortunately I had just backed everything up.

0839. We restored the files but Micro$hit put copies of them in Music.  Deleting them from Music deletes them totally.

1226. We have discovered that the files are under Documents in Library, and also in C\Users\Killgore\ Documents\Propaganda.  Micro$hit has cost us two more days’ work.  Maybe a dozen DBs popped up yea be sayin’ that we should inform Micro$hit about this problem.  Why bother?  So we did not.

 

2014-01-11, 1445.  Yet again placing a file in a folder, instead of overwriting, the double DB appeared.  After clicking Save, it went through the motions of saving but did not.

 

2014-01-13.

● 4:06 mbtsb.

● 3:09 mbtsb.

1252.  Documents in use have been disappearing from folders until refreshed.  An icons disappeared from the taskbar.  

● 1:57 mbtsb.

1220-1230.  Micro$hit cut out the sound system.  It took this long to find it.

 

2014-01-14.  1:36 mbtsb.

 

2014-01-15.

  3:23 mbtsb.

0813.  Again an icon disappeared from a folder.

 

2014-01-16.

● 4:07 mbtsb.

0742. The screen went blank.

0857. The printer came on a asked for paper.

1008. Icons are still disappearing from folders.

1011. Repeatedly when backing up files the wrong date is displayed on the original WD.  The date is two days old.

● 2:11 mbtsb.

1524. Found the printer on.  Turning it off it would not but asked for paper.

1525.  It came back on and asked for paper.  Finally we had to unplug it for awhile.

 

2014-01-17.

● 4:06 mbtsb.

0801. Incorrect font appeared when typing.

1444.  As has been happening, not only do files disappear from a folder, but files are out of alignment within a folder.

1445-1458. The wrong font again appeared and there was no way to change it.

1458. Almost all files are showing an incorrect date, the original file as the one to be overwritten

 

2014-01-18.

4:46 mbtsb.

1:05 mbtsb.

1235-1245. AutoText would not work.

1708. Visualizations would not work.

 

2014-01-19.

1:15 mbtsb.

0918. Font problem again.  It shows Georgia 18 but the font is tiny.

 

2014-01-20.

3:51 mbtsb.

1317.  The ol’ double overwrite DB raised its snaky head.

 

2014-01-21.

4:14 mbtsb.

1:35 mbtsb.

  1:54 mbtsb.

2:10 mbtsb.

 

2014-01-22.

4:27 mbtsb.

2:48 mbtsb.

1409. AutoText began replacing characters with text in bold.  We had to reenter the characters.

2:08 mbtsb.

 

2014-01-23.

4:14 mbtsb.

2:12 mbtsb.

1342. CyberLink DVD player is owned by Micro$hit and of course therefore sucks.  Switching from Cinema playback format to Classic playback format, and then back again causes a DVD to popup and warn that another DVD is playing which is impossible, and that it must be stopped before you can play the DVD.  Sheesh!

3:26 mbtsb.

1625. Yet again AutoCorrect did not work.

 

2014-01-24.

4:45 mbtsb.

0752. Connecting to webpage an “Unresponsive Script” DB appeared.

0952. Search would not work in Office Word.

2:21 mbtsb.

1544. Yet again AutoCorrect will not work.

 

2014-01-25.

4:35 mbtsb.

0745. Yet again AutoCorrect will not work.

 

2014-01-26.

4:31 mbtsb.

0914. Yet again AutoCorrect will not work.  It refuses to work with “mbtsb.”, therefore we went to AutoText and reinserted the characters. 

3:25 mbtsb.

 

2014-01-27.

4:50 mbtsb.

3:48 mbtsb.

 

2014-01-28.

4:34 mbtsb.

 

2014-01-29.

4:35 mbtsb.

2:37 mbtsb.

1212. Search would not work.

 

2014-01-30.

4:10 mbtsb.

1:40 mbtsb.

2:25 mbtsb.

 

2014-01-31.

  3:46 mbtsb.

1419. “Your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart.

5:24 mbtsb.

1423. Was forced to restart again.

1425. The screen resolution was afoul.  The image was extremely large.

1825. Again, for at least the second time, we found at the bottom of our interfaces an email ready to send. “Your message is ready to be sent . . .”  Attached was a word document we had been working on

 

2014-02-01.

5:05 mbtsb.

0754.  Logitech M325 mouse died.

 

2014-02-02.

5:25 mbtsb.

1136.  For some wildly bizarre reason we found out c. 28 GB music file saved in a folder within our 28 GB music file within our backup as well..

 

2014-02-03.

4:21 mbtsb.

0943. Put the computer to sleep but it came immediately back on.

4:02 mbtsb.

 

2014-02-04. 3:34 mbtsb.

 

0952.  Norton Security Suite’s nasty backup was eating up all our storage.  We knew where to go to delete it, but Delete was, until c. 1200 hours on the 2nd not active.  We began deleting then.  The computer was asleep two nights about 16 hours total.  Finally, just now, it finished deleting the 23,643 files.  It took it roughly 32 hours.  It went from 192 GB of free space of 455 GB unto 280 GB of free space of 455 GB.  Supposedly the Dell Inspiron 660s has 500 GB of storage.  Yet another corporate lie.  Norton Security Suite’s backup stinks.

4:11 mbtsb.

 

2014-02-05.

4:39 mbtsb.

1217.  Pressing Shift + 4($), input were backwards 3’s.

2:09 mbtsb.

2:22 mbtsb.

 

2014-02-06.

4:43 mbtsb.

0839. Again with the email glitch.

 

“Your message is ready to be sent with the following file or link attachments:

XXXX

XXXX²

Note: To protect against computer viruses, e-mail programs may prevent sending or receiving certain types of file attachments.  Check your e-mail security settings to determine how attachments are handled.

1402. Computer would not terminate sleep mode.

2:45 mbtsb.

1635. Search function would not work.

 

2014-02-07.

4:28 mbtsb.

1020-1238. Now this is inexplicably bizarre.  Uploading a corrected file (Psywar 33) with FireFTP the old file was not replaced.  We went in the backdoor and deleted it, but time after time the old file was seen and not the corrected version.  Finally it was replaced but then something else weird happened.  Uploading the corrected Psywar 46, seven images are distorted.  This is the set of images with Rootin’ Tootin’ Vladimir Putin and those other war criminals.  The image of golem is duplicated once, distorted.  We have paused for now as we are busy ordering supplies.

3:13 mbtsb.

 

2014-02-08.

0919. We cannot input a stream of characters into AutoCorrect.

1235. The glitches with the webpage have ironed themselves out.

 

2014-02-10.

4:06 mbtsb.

3:41 mbtsb.

 

2014-02-11. 4:56 mbtsb.

 

2014-02-12.

4:32 mbtsb.

2:11 mbtsb.

 

2014-02-13.

3:36 mbtsb.

3:39 mbtsb.

 

2014-02-14, 4:40 mbtsb.

 

2014-02-15.

4:38 mbtsb.

1123. Files continually disappear from folders.

 

2014-02-16.

4:38 mbtsb.

3:31 mbtsb.

4:03 mbtsb.

 

2014-02-17.

5:12 mbtsb.

4:24 mbtsb.

 

2014-02-18.

4:56 mbtsb.

1.52 mbtsb.

1219. Computer came on and requested paper.

 

2014-02-19, 4:41 mbtsb.

 

2014-02-20.

5:24 mbtsb.

2:04 mbtsb.

 

2014-02-21, 4:18 mbtsb.

 

2014-02-22.

4:10 mbtsb.

1:33 mbtsb.

2:06 mbtsb.

 

2014-02-23.

5:21 mbtsb.

3:34 mbtsb.

3:32 mbtsb.

 

2014-02-24.

5:26 mbtsb.

3:46 mbtsb.

 

2014-02-25.

5:52 mbtsb.

2:08 mbtsb.

4:09 mbtsb.

 

2014-02-26.

4:57 mbtsb.

2:35 mbtsb.

 

2014-02-27, 4:39 mbtsb.

2014-02-28, 4:18 mbtsb.

2014-03-01, 4:26 mbtsb.

2014-03-02.

4:14 mbtsb.

3:01 mbtsb.

1:14 mbtsb.

1508.  Logitech M325 mouse died.

 

2014-03-03.

5:13 mbtsb.

1:29 mbtsb.

1:44 mbtsb.

 

2014-03-04.

4:48 mbtsb.

4:10 mbtsb.

1919. Logitech M325 mouse died.

 

2014-03-05.

4:38 mbtsb.

2:02 mbtsb.

 

2014-03-06, 4:10 mbtsb.

2014-03-07.

4:15 mbtsb.

3:38 mbtsb.

 

2014-03-08.

3:59 mbtsb.

0827.  Word document icons continually disappear from their folder.

1109. No DVD will play through all five speakers of the quadraphonic system on this Dell Inspiron 660s.

 

2014-03-09.

3:47 mbtsb.

1:34 mbtsb.

2:10 mbtsb.

c. 1630. The Cyber$hit  image capture repeatedly did not work nor can we get it to work although it has worked in the past.

 

2014-03-10.

4:11 mbtsb.

3:49 mbtsb.

1323.  Printer came on and requested paper.

 

2014-03-11, 3:31 mbtsb.

2014-03-12.

3:31 mbtsb.

1:12 mbtsb.

1:08 mbtsb.

Norton Security Suite did some background shit but it continuously cut the feed from our brilliant guitar solo.

 

2014-03-13, 4:22 mbtsb.

2014-03-14.

3:21 mbtsb.

2:41 mbtsb.

 

2014-03-15.

3:54 mbtsb.

0801. Firefox is embarrassed about not opening previous tabs.

1:55 mbtsb.

 

2014-03-16.

3:43 mbtsb.

2:58 mbtsb.

 

2014-03-17, 4:28 mbtsb.

2014-03-18.

3:24 mbtsb.

3:33 mbtsb.

 

2014-03-19.

4:17 mbtsb.

2:27 mbtsb.

 

2014-03-20.

4:33 mbtsb.

1120. When backing up files the original date on the file seldom changes.  This malfunction was noticed soon after purchase.

1151. Familiar trouble with the Lexmark x2480, it will not complete a scan.

 

2014-03-21.

4:34 mbtsb.

0716. “Well, this is embarrassing . . .”  Firefox would not open yet again.

01401. 2:50 mbtsb.

 

2014-03-22.

4:41 mbtsb.

3:28 mbtsb.

 

2014-03-23.

4:39 mbtsb.

2:39 mbtsb.

2:09 mbtsb.

 

2014-03-24.

3:55 mbtsb.

4:15 mbtsb.

1245. The printer came on and began to print automatically, then requested paper.  After rectifying this, it made more hungry noises.  Turning the Lexmark x2480 off is a hassle.

 

2014-03-26, 0916. The printer came on and began to print automatically, etc.

2014-03-28.

4:22 mbtsb.

1324. Printer came on and requested paper.

1353. Printer came on and requested paper.

 

2014-03-29, 3:49 mbtsb.

2014-03-30.

4:23 mbtsb.

3:07 mbtsb.

 

2014-03-31.

4:27 mbtsb.

0706. “Well, this is embarrassing.  Firefox is having trouble recovering your windows and tabs. This is usually caused by a recently opened web page.”

3:51 mbtsb.

 

2014-04-01.

4:23 mbtsb.

1037. Not for the first time, pressing Delete causes the font to change.  This time this has been continuing for two days.  The change of font affects only the paragraph in which Delete was pressed.

 

2014-04-02.

4:41 mbtsb.

0653. “Well, this is embarrassing.  Firefox is having trouble recovering your windows and tabs. This is usually caused by a recently opened web page.”

3:43 mbtsb.

1222. Not for the first time, pressing Delete causes the font to change.

 

2014-04-03, 4:25 mbtsb.

2014-04-04.

4:23 mbtsb.

1344-1346. Closed the clipboard but as has happened so often, the text erased, the panel stayed but control was lost.  We were forced to close the file and reopen the file, more of our precious time wasted.  It is running out for you, though.

1439. Micro$hit went nuts.  Merely backing a folder up on a memory card, it began making three separate copies of the folder on the memory card and somehow sent over a copy of a word document next to it.

 

2014-04-05.

4:31 mbtsb.

0839. This happened at least once before.  Pressing paste, an image of the word document appeared centered on the document we were working on replete with Picture Toolbar.  This happened repeatedly until text was saved.

 

2014-04-06.

4:55 mbtsb.

4:17 mbtsb.

1259. Pressing paste, an image of the word document appeared centered on the document we were working on replete with Picture Toolbar.

 

2014-04-07.

4:32 mbtsb.

4:10 mbtsb.

2014-04-08, 4:55 mbtsb.

 

2014-04-09.

4:39 mbtsb.

0935. It repeatedly changed the font when we press Delete.

 

2014-04-10, 4:30 mbtsb.

2014-04-12.

1003. Logitech M325 mouse died.

1027. Word document icons continually disappear.

 

2014-04-14, 4:40 mbtsb.

2014-04-15.

4:10 mbtsb.

1057. AutoText would not work.

 

2014-04-16.

4:51 mbtsb.

c. 0930. Screen went blank for several seconds.

2014-04-17, 4:35 mbtsb.

 

2014-04-20, 0931.  When changing the lone spacing from two spaces to one, the last entry of two lines was repeated below the collapsed test.

 

2014-04-21, 1159.  More often than usual the past two days the useless double Replace or Skip Files box has popped up when backing only a single file.

 

2014-04-22.

2:07 mbtsb.

1507-1511. DVD stopped during playback.  Forced to restart, it still will not play.  There was no problem with it before.

 

2014-04-23, 1210-1221. Lexmark x2480 would not function correctly.

2014-04-24, c. 1550. The DVD mentioned on 2014-04-22 still will not play.  The glitch had to be skipped over.

 

2014-04-27. This Window$ 8 64-bit from Micro$hit refuses to copy properly.  Scores of instances, and often repeatedly, it will not overwrite.  Selecting several files to cut and past, often it will do only one of them, and sometimes not overwrite that one.  Word document icons repeatedly disappear until refresh is clicked, sometimes several of them disappear.

 

2014-05-02, 1155-1207. AutoText will not work.  Restarted the computer.

2014-05-06, 1242. For some inexplicable bizarre Micro$hit reason an entirely alien overwrite box appeared twice when attempting to backup a file on memory card, giving us the option of overwriting, not overwriting, or not overwriting but keeping both copies or something.  Weird!

 

2014-05-07, 0818. Closing Micro$hit’s Research panel, the data disappeared but the panel stayed and the curser froze.  This happens often.  We collapsed the file, opened the file but it was white.  Luckily we could save the file, closed the file.

 

2014-05-10, 1441.  Pasting from an email we clicked “Match Destination Formatting” and repeatedly the text would disappear and Calibri 11 appeared in the Font Box, and the margins pushed inward leaving but a two inch wide area for screen.  There was no way to correct either the margins or the font.  Last thing, we discovered that the font color had gone to black.  We use the high contrast green characters on black screen.  (It is easy on the eyes, restful even, one’s eyes never burn.)  We spent about five minutes trying to correct this the latest in an endless series of Micro$hits, but finally closed the file.  Reopening the file fortunately the Micro$hit was gone.

 

2014-05-11.

1008. The screen went black for two seconds.

1116. Twice we returned to find the ridiculous Modern Startup Screen on after having put the computer to sleep.

1655. We cannot select more than one file to backup onto a memory card at once.  Control does not seem to be working.  The “Send to” menu does not manifest.  We could backup files only one at a time unless we did the left click drag.

 

2014-05-12.

0701. Control no longer functions, for instance Search and Replace will not manifest.

0703. System Restore has not returned Control to functionality.

0715. Norton Security Suite popup says we have turned off our antivirus protection and that our antivirus software is out of date.  We did not.  They are not.

0717. I/O-I. Java popup.

0725. All these Micro$hits.  We were excited this morning.  We were returning to fiction.

0740. Task Master will not manifest; cannot move cursor Home or to End quickly, cannot select entire text; etc.

1215. The screen has been jittery coming on lately.

2020. Files must be backed up separately.  Can no longer link with pages within documents.

 

2014-05-13.

0929. Restoring the system for the third or fourth time, Norton Security Suite again informed us that we had turned off our antivirus software.  We did not turn it off but it was indeed off.

1048.  We put the Dell Inspiron 660s asleep only to return half hour later to find the screen busily engaged.  Put the Dell Inspiron 660s asleep four three times in a row and each time it came back on.  Finally we turned the damn thing off.  We still do not have Control.

1328. The Dell Inspiron 660s will not stay asleep.

1451. Control worked briefly.  I had unplugged the keyboard for a long period and plugged in back in after startup.  Also I had just begun downloading Micro$hit updates.  If it is the keyboard, made in the House of Shoddy Goods, it is not yet even a year old.

1452. The Back / Forward / Reload and the View / Sort by / Group by menus keep popping up.

1459.  Oh, well, now it is Micro$hitting again but Home and End still works on work on a webpage.

1512. Cyber$hit Power DVD would not play but went the folder.  Getting that straight, the menus at the bottom and top of the screen are dim, and fade away fast.  The cursor id dim and flickers.

1516. Restarted.  Clicked Cyber$hit but the View / Sort by / Group menu appeared.  The onscreen menus are still dim and flickering, ditto the cursor.

1540. Those menus sill pop up on any screen, WD, webpage, or interface.

1727. A tiny collapsed WD frame opened lower right.

 

2014-05-15.

1352. We cannot not get our pricy Line 6, which is guitar tones hardware and software, to work.  the Dell Inspiron 660s would not restart so we had to restart it manually.

1400. We cannot get Line 6 to work.  It might be a USB extension made in China.

1652. CyberLink is Cyber$hit as we have been saying for years.  It almost never works properly, day after day, etc.

 

2014-05-16.

1449. The left quarter of the tool bar repeats at the bottom of a WD.  This seems to happen on a single file often.

1552. Cyber$hit stopped playback.  We were forced to remove and reinsert the desk.

 

2014-05-18, 1533. The screen flickers for long moments coming on.  Micro$hit!

2014-05-19, 1154-1212. With startup these was a severe audible flickering with the screen like a light bulb going bad.  All icons are extra large and pushed into columns and rows on the left but one.  We discovered that somehow the screen switched to the lowest resolution.

 

2014-05-22, 1204-1215. Five times we get this DB: “Firefox is already running, but is not responding. To open a new window, you must first close the existing Firefox process, or restart your system.”  This is asshole shit.  The problem is, if Firefox were running we would not bother listing it.  We were forced to restart.

 

2014-05-23.

0920. Micro$hit Professional Edition 2003 ever ads its own tabs and paragraph indents and other formatting randomly ever since purchase.  We can say with authority, it is no different with later editions.

1546. Cyber$hit DB: “There is a disk with an unsupported format in drive E:\.  Absurd.

 

2014-05-27. For the past few days using Cyber$hit, going to the next chapter, the chapter plays without sound.  On has to stop the chapter, got to menu, and begin the chapter again.

 

2014-05-28, 0656. Instead of the ridiculous Modern Start Screen upon startup there was an app purchasing screen.

 

2014-05-29.

0735. Pressing a key to engage the screen Microsoft Office path, Fill Out A Form opened.  We never saw this before.

1413. Attempting to remove an SDHC card it kept saying the card was in use.  False.  We have seen this often before, but this is likely the first time on this rig.

 

2014-05-31, 0739. Starting up we found a DB on our screen: “Microsoft Office Professional Edition

20. . .  Installation package PR011.MSI”.  We clicked to send it to digital Hell but another DB appeared proclaiming “Error 1706”, whatever that is.

 

2014-06-01, 0650-0701. Computer would not startup.  Screen would weakly flicker.  Powered off and started again.  When it finally came on the “search for app screen was presented” Ref. I/O-I File this time).

 

2014-06-02.

0551-0600. Started the computer twice but the screen would not kick in.  It showed the weak flicker phenomena.

0640. The third time was a charm.

0647. DB popped up asking if we wished to save the large amount of data placed on the clipboard.  Nothing had been placed on the clipboard.

 

2014-06-03.

0701-0705. It took two tries to get the monitor to display.  On the screen popped a DB: “Fill out a form.  Recently used forms”.  Beneath that DB: Microsoft Office InfoPath 2003”.  Much flickering of the screen.

0709. Clinking on a link on a webpage DB: “Warning Unresponsive Plug-in”.

 

2014-06-04, 0719. The screen yet flickers when coming on.  Because the screen delays brightening, we now put the machine asleep.

 

2014-06-06, 1755. Inserting a removable disk its icon did not show up on the menu to the left.  This is a first.

 

2014-06-07, 0655-0701.  It would not come out of sleep.  It took two tries to get the monitor to display.  On the screen popped a DB: “Fill out a form.  Recently used forms”.  Beneath that DB: Microsoft Office InfoPath 2003”.  Much flickering of the screen.

 

2014-06-10, 0800. The screen blanked out for several seconds.

2014-06-11, 0842. Norton Security Suite icon missing from Hidden Icons.  Nor will it scan a file.  Its shortcut does not work but it seems to still be present.

2014-06-13. Line6 GuitarPort (guitar tones & associated software) will not work.  It is always troublesome and this has happened several times.

 

2014-06-13.

  1. The problems with Norton Security Suite and the flickering screen still exist.

  2. Match Destination Formatting & Keep Text Only when copying will not work.  This often

       happens.

  3. Over two days Amazon Unbox cannot be made to work in order to download The Hobitt: the

      Desolation of Smaug.

 

2014-06-15.

0648-0705. The asshole screen would not brighten.  It only flickered and buzzed.  We restarted twice, unplugged the signal cord and waited, and then the power cord and waited.  Finally the

Gateway FPD1975W 19-inch Widescreen Monitor deigned to brighten. 

0705. Began typing and the file (this file) opened again and the cursor jumped to the top of the screen.

0710-0721. Attempting to save the file a Micro$hit DB keeps informing us the file is read only.

0731. Clicked to save after much Micro$hit.  DB: “Normal [whatever the fuck that is)] is being edited by another work session.  If you save the document with the original name, you will overwrite any changes made in the other session.  Do you want to save the document using the original name?”  We clicked “Yes”.  The Read Only DB appeared.  Closing that, we clicked to save this document again and the “folder frame” appeared with the data that this document is titled Normal dot.  We tried to save it but could not.  The “Normal template” Micro$hit appeared. 

We closed the file, reopened, the new data was not there.  We pasted it in.  Think.  This is not unusual with Micro$hit.  We sat down to begin at o648, it is now 0731 and we have not composed a word except this Micro$hit.

 

1852-1858. Went to print a photo with the Lexmark x2480, and for some reason page one of Periodicals 5 printed.  Turning off the printer it then turned itself back on and began to print and then requested paper.  We turned the printer off, waited, turned it on and inserted paper.  Before we could set it up to print it printed half of the photo then stopped.  We unplugged it, waited, turned it on and it began to print. 

 

2014-06-16.

0715-0729. It took two starts for the flickering Gateway FPD1975W 19-inch Widescreen LCD Monitor to brighten.

0732. For the 10,000th time AutoText did retain input.

2014-06-17, 0918. Plugged in the Lexmark x2480.  It came on and asked for paper.  It is devilishly hard to turn off.

2014-06-19, 1214.  Suddenly the screen collapsed to a small size.  This has happened before.

 

2014-06-21.

1422.  Had to restart.  Often with Micro$hit sound will not air.  Whether streaming, accessing MP3s, or channeling through GuitarPort Line6, Micro$hit has problems working correctly.  Often we have had to restart because of it.

1233. The Gateway FPD1975W 19-inch Widescreen LCD Monitor blinked off for three seconds.

 

2014-06-22.

0808. After several minutes’ hassle, characters were input from AutoCorrect, but the characters

do not appear in that file.

1012. AutoText & AutoCorrect are shit!!

1412. Saved a file but it totally disappeared.  ???

 

2014-06-23.

1320-1335. Micro$hit would not wake up.  The screen alternated between black, gray, white, and then equally wide bands from top to bottom of red, green, blue, and white; dark on the left and light on the right.

1335. On the restart it engaged, but we got all that “normal template saved panel” bullshit DBs which mean nothing because we always backup our file(s) before switching off.  It is like a holy tenet to us.

1334. Attempting to save this file we get another “Normal template saved do you want to replace it” asshole DB.

1337. Typing the above line, kocksucker Micro$hit closed the file and we lost what we had input.  Sheesh!

 

2014-06-24.

0748-0814. It took three tries to get the Gateway FPD1975W 19-inch Widescreen LCD Monitor to brighten.  It did nothing when we started up.  Then it showed an image of ours for some reason.

0903. The Gateway FPD1975W 19-inch Widescreen LCD Monitor blacked out for “Auto Adjusting”.

 

2014-06-25.

0545-0655. It took five starts to brighten the screen.  The power was on but the screen would not brighten.  The last time while the computer was off we unplugged the Gateway FPD1975W 19-inch Widescreen LCD Monitor for ten seconds, plugged it back in and it brightened.

1109-1114. The monitor would not brighten.  The power was on but the screen would not brighten.  Unplugged it for ten seconds, plugged it in and it worked.

 

2014-06-26.

0712-o736. Turned on the computer.  The Gateway FPD1975W 19-inch Widescreen LCD Monitor was unplugged.  Plugged it in unplugged it.  Unplugged it and turned off the computer.  Turned on the computer and plugged it in.  The power lamp was on.  It still flickers, of course.

1013-1022.  The Dell Inspiron 660s would not wake up.  Unplugged the monitor.  Unplugged the signal cable, plugged it back up.  Unplugged the power cable, waited the ten seconds, plugged it in the computer came on.  The power lamp was on those times it was plugged in.

 

2014-06-27.

0635-0755. The computer awoke but the screen was white.  Unplugged the power cable and the signal cable with the computer off, and on.  We tried many combinations of this.  However, today the Gateway FPD1975W 19-inch Widescreen LCD Monitor will not power on.  The power lamp, which gave us trouble practically from day one, will not light up blue.

1206. We got it on, finally.  We jiggled the ever horrible stress relief.  Not a soul an engineer or two will listen to us about stress reliefs.

 

2014-06-28.

0646. The screen lit with only on unplugging, that of the signal cable.  There was much noisy flickering.

0653. Somehow, all the links tagged on the task bar were deleted.  We updated Firefox recently.

2014-06-29, 1118. Micro$hit will not delete a music folder.  Says I need permission from the administrator.  We have seen this Micro$hit often enough.

 

2014-06-30, 1200-1330.  Although the power lamp is lit, the monitor would not brighten.  Went through the plug and unplug scenario and finally it powered up but in red.  Using the monitor’s  menu we got this straightened out. 

 

2014-07-01, 0708-0716. The power lamp of the Gateway FPD1975W 19-inch Widescreen LCD Monitor was on but no picture.  Restarted the computer with the signal cable unplugged.  Plugged the signal cable in then turned off the computer for ten seconds.  Restarted and, after a while, flickering, the monitor brightened to full strength.

 

2014-07-02, 1126. Great difficulty with the monitor.  It went through the white screen, red, blue, green striped screen scenario.

 

2014-07-03.

0636-o708. The monitor finally came on.

1710. Somehow, all the links tagged on the task bar were deleted, again.

 

2014-07-05. It took 1½ hours for the Gateway FPD1975W 19-inch Widescreen LCD Monitor to brighten.

 

2014-07-06.

0644-0732. Time elapsed before the monitor worked.

1140-1154. Time elapsed before the monitor worked.

 

2014-07-07

c. 0700-0733. Time elapsed before the Gateway FPD1975W 19-inch Widescreen LCD Monitor  worked.

1229. After spending 45+ minutes fiddling with this Gateway FPD1975W 19-inch Widescreen LCD Monitor shit, it did indeed come on.  But blanked out several long seconds more.

 

2014-07-08

0655-0729. Time elapsed before the Gateway FPD1975W came on.

 

2014-07-9.

0645-1358. Restarted the Dell Inspiron 660s scores of times.  Scores of pluggings and unpluggings. 

The Gateway FPD1975W 19-inch Widescreen LCD Monitor would not engage.  Once it cycled through the black, gray, white, and then equally wide bands from top to bottom red, green, blue, and white; dark on the left and light on the right scenario.

1655. Tried again for over 45-min.

 

2014-07-10.

0645-0800. The Gateway FPD1975W 19-inch Widescreen LCD Monitor. The Gateway logos appears on the monitor not the Dell logos.  Once it cycled through the black, gray, white, and then equally wide bands from top to bottom red, green, blue, and white; dark on the left and light on the right scenario.

0843-0858. Suddenly the Dell logos appeared on the monitor screen and it cycled up.  When I leave the screen I spin a DVD.

 

2014-07-11.

0740-0758.  The usual monitor startup scenario.  The first time, the Dell Inspiron 660s would not turn off.  

1744. Once again all the links tagged on the task bar were deleted.

1759. The Mozilla Firefox icon has now disappeared.

 

2014-07-12.

0653-0939. Time elapsed before the Gateway FPD1975W 19-inch Widescreen LCD Monitor came on.  It cycled through the black-gray 4-color scenario some.

1425. The screen split into two, the bottom repeating the title at the top of the WD.

The mouse stopped working for several minutes.

 

2014-07-13.

0715-0827. Time elapsed before the Gateway FPD1975W 19-inch Widescreen LCD Monitor came on.  It cycled through the black-gray 4-color scenario some.

1253-1558. The monitor would not engage.

 

2014-07-14.

0652-1204. The Gateway FPD1975W 19-inch Widescreen LCD Monitor, made in China, would not work.

1126. The Gateway logos appeared on the monitor.

1133. Turned the computer off.  The monitor stayed on displaying the Gateway logos.  Unplugged the VGA (signal) cable, the monitor stayed on displaying the Gateway logos.

1136. Unplugged the VGA cable, the monitor stayed on as mentioned.

1150. Unplugged the power cable, re-plugged, the monitor engaged.  Discovered that twenty to thirty “gray screen” Word Documents were tabbed on the taskbar.  Right clicking to delete them a DB appeared with each: “Word cannot open the existing file”.  Closing that another DB appeared, for each: “The file Normal already exist.  Do you want to replace the existing file?”  Closing that the “Save As” DB appeared, for each.  Twenty to thirty times this Micro$hit had to be dealt with.

 

2014-07-19, 1808. Closing down, a “Reverence memory” DB appeared, whatever that is.

 

2014-07-23, 1219.

  1. CyberLink would not respond.

  2. Logitech M325 mouse would not work.

 

2014-07-25.

1058. CyberLink could not copy to a disk because all the files suddenly became Read Only.

1119. The disk would not eject.  Restarted.

1130. It keeps rejecting the disk, several times with each try.

1159. Micro$hit says there is not enough space on the disk.  A similar disk was already burned with the exact same amount of information.

1212. Now it will not erase because “Windows is currently using the disk”.  It still will not burn because of the ROM bull crap.

1333. 2½ and finally the disk is burned, the same disk.

1347. When turning it on, the Lexmark x2480 automatically printed an unwanted page of material not used for days.

 

2014-07-26. The Logitech M325 mouse died twice.  We thought that it was the battery but not so.

2014-07-29, 0837.

  1. It has been taking up to 3 minutes for an email to send.  Office Outlook will still not download.

  2. Great difficulty has always been encountered getting AutoCorrect to insert centered characters.

2014-08-06, 0722. The Logitech M325 mouse died with new battery.

 

Psywar 48 Seasons Greetings from Islam

Psywar 49

 

2014-08-08, 0725-0732. Turning on the Lexmark x2480 to print a web page, and unwanted page of asterisks in a single row automatically printed, then we could not get I to print anything.

1052. Copying a receipt from a website into a word document, the Micro$hit, washed out in white but not completely, and all control froze.  DB: Microsoft not responding.

0156. Again.

 

2014-08-09, 1328. InstaShield Setup Wizard DB popped up on screen.

2014-08-10, 1258. Yesterday, and now today, a DB popped up: “Windows Media Player cannot play this file”.  Neither time were we using WMP.

 

2014-08-12.

1011. The Logitech M325 mouse died.

1550. CyberLink froze.  Had to close and reopen.

 

2014-08-14, 0855. The Logitech M325 mouse died.

2014-08-15.

  1. The top half of a line of characters was reproduced above the line of characters.  This has happened

      before.

  2. Half the ruler is reproduced to the right halfway down the page.  This has happened other times

      since first reported.

 

2014-08-23, 1217-1225. Somehow, although the correct size font was input, the cursor was stuck on the tiny 4 point font.  Restarted.

2014-08-27, 1155.  The Mozilla Firefox icon on the taskbar again lost all the links to webpages.

2014-08-28, 0728. An AmazonMP3 folder containing a log has, over the past the past six days, continually reappeared in Documents.

 

2014-08-29.

0703. Ditto.

1353. Lately it has happened often that the right third of the ruler is repeated in the text.  As you page up or down it manifests several times per screen.

 

2014-08-30, 0717. The AmazonMP3 folder has reared its ugly head yet again.

2014-08-31.

0739. The AmazonMP3 folder has reared its ugly head yet again.
1000. After deleting a photograph from a memory card, the desktop disappeared and nothing could be made to appear on the desktop.  The taskbar was visible.  Restarting was necessary.

1010. Twice abbreviated sign in at @ email account would not work.  This requires closing the page at least once, usually more than once.  This happens often.

1142. FXX is streaming all The Simpsons episodes.  It is not working for us.  At least thrice per episode the content repeats a minute or so and then stops streaming.  Then we have to click Reload.  Sometimes this does not work then the page must be closed and reopened.

 

2014-09-01, 0800. The AmazonMP3 folder has reared its ugly head yet again.

 

2014-09-02.

0707. Ditto.

0853. Logitech M325 mouse died.

2014-09-03.

0742. The AmazonMP3 folder returned.

1112. Ditto.

2014-09-04,0842. Ditto.

 

2014-09-05, 1249-1252. Attempting to save a word document the idiot software tells me the memory full.  We have 296 gigs of memory open on the computer.  We had to deal with three dialog boxes three times before it straightened out.

2014-09-06, 0755-0800. Search will not function again.

2014-09-07, 1301-1324. Attempting to put a 3D border around a photograph Micro$hit kept puking up this DB: “This feature is disabled because it is not compatible with Microsoft Internet Explorer 4.0 and Netscape Navigator 4.0.

 

2014-09-09.

0826-0835.  Working on Psywar 47 Web Layout View the font flipped to a smaller size.  Going to full screen the taskbar and toolbar disappeared.  It took this long to get it straightened out. 

0926. Repeatedly Microsoft Office will not save new text.

 

1000. After deleting an image from a Kodak memory card, the desktop disappeared and nothing could be made to appear on the screen.  The taskbar was visible.  Restarting was necessary.

1010. It take long to link to email @ Comcast.  Often we have to close and reopen.  Twice the password would not work.  This has happened before. 

 

2014-09-10.

0901-0917. Suddenly, all files and folders went to Read Only, having saved same but minutes before.  Delete did not appear in the folder menu.  Restarted twice but it was no help.  Somehow it cleared up. 

1123. Clicked to stream music but there was no sound.  Closing and reopening the link sufficed. 

                Data between times lost.

 

2014-09-16.

0747. Customizing a folder with an icon from the Properties Box, we discovered that what you click is not what you get.

0909. The Logitech M325 mouse died.

2014-09-18.

Thrice clicking to open a data DVD the Computer window closed.

1116. The Logitech M325 mouse died.

***   ******   ******

0715-1324. I/O BT**.  We discovered a word document missing last seen yesterday before backing up.  The file is missing from all backups even the Cloud.  We found an older copy in the Recycle Bin but when we restored this copy it went missing as well.  Of all things the word document is Computer Problems from which Mighty Micro$hit is drawn.

 

0814. Restarted the computer and found a copy of 45-psywar dated 2014-01-09 in a folder.  We deleted this but then decided we wished to view its contents.  Restoring it we discovered its date had changed to 2014-09-16.

0940. Made a new blank document named Computer Problems and it disappeared.

1010. We searched the computer and found four files labeled Computer Problems and a shortcut to Computer Problems.  These files bore a globe of the Earth icon.  None of these files can be opened. 

 

1227. Restarting the computer two DB s appeared.  1. “Print driver host for applications has stopped working”.  2. “Print Driver Host for Applications.  Do you want to send more information about the problem?”  No, the problem we have is that a file has disappeared.

1324. The computer was restarted four times and we restored to an earlier date but no missing Computer Problems.  We decided to take a chance with a Computer Problems file deleted on the 9th of this month.  Not risking restoring it, we dragged and dropped it from the Recycle Bin to the Desktop.  Under a slightly different name it is back in service but data has been lost.  Data has been lost.  Another day destroyed by Micro$hit’s $hit.

                Note at the top of file.  Used.

********    *******

1350. We found the Files folder for a saved webpage duplicated in two different folders besides the original.

1457. Google interface is blank and we cannot clear history.

1711.  Ditto.

2014-09-20.

0802. Still the Google interface page is blank.  This began after downloading Microsoft updates.

0810. When I delete a file, it ask me if I want to permanently delete it.  Why would it start doing that?

 

2014-09-21, 1739. Clicking on Properties for a floppy disk, three times a Micro$hit popup (of some sort, may have been a DB) slammed us.  Only after refreshing could we get a reading as to volume.

2014-09-22, 0846-0914. Once again, the printer began printing a file that we never intended on printing, instead of a selection from another file.  We found three such documents in queue.  We put none of them in queue.  We had to restart.

 

2014-09-23, 0855.  Suddenly the font became red although font color indicator stayed on green.

2014-09-25, 0726.

  1. A folder that had been filed seven weeks ago was found up front on a memory card.

  2. Icons placed on folders will not stick.

2014-09-27, 1506.  Often when pasting into a file, when choosing Match Destination Formatting from the dynamic context menu, the font size retains the original size.

 

2014-09-28, 1350. Cyber$hit would not work.  Playing back The Simpsons Season XIV © Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment, P.O. Box 900, Beverly Hills, California 90213-0900,

disk 4, it would not progress past the opening threats from the fbi.

2014-09-29. Media Player would not play all five speakers, only three of them.  On many DVDs, it plays audio through only three of them.

 

2014-09-30.

0730-0833. We save a picture from a webpage we made, but whenever we open it INTERNET Explorer opens.  It is a GIF image.  Saved as a Bitmap image it does not happen.

0837. Still the Google interface page is blank and we cannot clear history.  This is yet another problem caused by Micro$hit.

1503-1525. Cyber$hit would not work playing back The Simpsons Season XIV, ibid., disk 4.  Clicking a title, a few seconds of the opening music would sound, there would be no video, and it would stop.

 

2014-10-03.

1202. Firefox crashed.

1313. To get Line6 GuitarPort to work computer had to be restarted.

1655. Cyber$hit would not playback The Simpsons Season XIV, ibid., disk 4, had to restart.  It would not progress past the fbi threat.

 

2014-10-04.

1701-1720. Cyber$hit would not progress past the fbi threat playing back The Simpsons Season XIV, ibid., disk 4. 

1734. Could not get The Simpsons to stream from {http://xfinitytv.comcast.net/watch/The-Simpsons/ 6440918268753874112/full-episodes#episode=5171485262545288112}.  This is for the umpteenth time.  We have watched few Simpsons episodes without hassle.  Often we have not been able to watch them when we wished to watch them.

 

2014-10-09.

1240. Streaming stopped and the shortcut disappeared from the taskbar.

1537.  Cyber$hit would not playback The Simpsons Season XIV, ibid., disk 4, past the fbi threat.  Restarting did not help.  We played half of the last episode, the one we were at, with VLC Media Player, switched to Cyber$hit, and then it worked.

The Google interface page is finally straightened out.  Guess Micro$hit got out of the way.

 

2014-10-10, 0841. Personalizing the screen to high contrast is not working for a webpage.  However, the dynamic context menus appear in black and incomplete. 

2014-10-14.

0751. These files suddenly appeared in documents: “2014-09-08 - Amazon.com - Order XXX-XXXXXXX-XXXXXXX_files”.

0836. A Word Document icon appeared on the taskbar.

 

2014-10-15, 1812.  “Windows Media Player: Recommended links . . .”: for no obvious reason this  DB suddenly popped up.

2014-10-17, 1228. A week ago the right Gateway speaker power light went out.  We unplugged and

re-plugged the speaker but then both the Gateway speakers went out totally.  We could not get them to sound.  Restarting the computer we waited five to six minutes for it to come on but it did not.  We turned it off and restarted it again.  After a minute it finally displayed that Window$ 8 64-bit was configuring updates and was 77% complete.  It took another 1:58 minutes for the fucker to come on this time.

 

2014-10-18, 0752. It took the computer nearly four minutes to startup because: “Display drive stopped responding”.

2014-10-19, 0911. AutoText will not consistently display text in the font in which it was input.  This problem has been ongoing for fourteen years.

2014-10-20.

0800. The Logitech M325 mouse died.

 

1756-1803. We cannot get our Verbatim external hard drive to work, the power light keeps flashing when it should radiate steadily.

1807. We restarted but it still will not work.

1813. Restarted again; it will not work.

1820. Restarted yet again.  It still will not work.

1826. Finally, instead of using a USB extension cord we plugged directly into the USB port.  Now it works.

 

2014-10-21. An image from a picture folder suddenly appeared on the screen with the Replace or Skip Files DB.

2014-10-25, 0733.  Twice now although deleted, this folder has appeared in documents: Amazon MP3 / logs / AMDHelperLog.

 

2014-10-26.

1309. The folder Amazon MP3 / logs / AMDHelperLog. has appeared in documents again.

1313. The Logitech M325 mouse died.

1314. Word Document icons regularly disappear until refresh is clicked.

 

2014-11-03.

0658. All the shortcuts disappeared from the Mozilla Fox$hit tab on the taskbar yet again.

0705. Deleted eight files but only two appeared in the Recycle Bin.

1107. Having used the Narrator earlier we closed it.  After restarting it came on of itself and it took a boggling amount of clicking and closing to rid of the Micro$hit.

1247. Sliding and dropping a file into Recycle Bin it dropped but the original stayed in the folder.

 

2014-11-04, 1021. The clipboard would not close.  Had to close and reopen file.

 

2014-11-05.

0704.  For two days, when we turn on the computer the Narrator begins automatically. 

Two Narrator tabs appeared on the taskbar.

1256. AutoText would not work.

2014-11-06.

0650. Two Narrator tabs again appeared on taskbar when starting.

1125. Two Narrator tabs again appeared on taskbar when starting.

 

2014-11-09.

1029.  For no explicable reason two folders appeared in Documents.  One was Fax with two subfolders Fax and Inbox, and Scanned Documents with subfolder Documents and Welcome Scan, an image of flowers.

1057. Streaming a Family Guy video the image and all controls froze for about 60 seconds.

 

2014-11-10.

0748.

  1. The ruler often disappears when trying to set the width of the page.

  2. A word document blanked out white for a while.

 

2014-11-12.

0901. Logitech M325 mouse died.

0947. The cursor disappeared leaving a black hole in its place as it often does when making the intermediate dash, i.e., –.  The word document had to be closed and reopened.

 

2014-11-13, 0743. The bar appeared across the screen to install Microsoft updates.  Despite what Micro$hit says you lose a half-hour whenever you update, and glitches always occur thereafter.

2014-11-15. Logitech M325 mouse died.

2014-11-16, 1359. None of our 16 playlist would work.  Micro$hit made us delete them.

2014-11-18, 0733. Firefox could not recover windows and tabs.

2014-11-19, 0840. Half of the tool bar is again repeated on the monitor.  Often lines of text are superimposed.

 

2014-11-20.

1336-1339. Window$ Media Player stopped streaming.  It would neither open no close.  Restarted.

1445. Yet again the Lexmark x2480 printed a different page that the selection in the word document.  The page was from the usual disassociated file that had never been printed at all as far as we can remember.  We found it queued.

2014-11-21, 1103. Mozilla Firefox shortcut disappeared from taskbar.

 

2014-11-22.

1111. AutoText would not work.

1120. Like has happened a thousand times with this Micro$hit $hit, the font will not remain as set but switches incessantly back to the previous font.

1145. Of a sudden the stinking Lexmark x2480, made in Butchervania, aka China, incidentally, “has not been installed”.  Turn it off, and it comes right back on. 

 

2014-11-30, 1419-1423.  This maybe was not Micro$hit’s fault but difficulty was encountered streaming {http://tunein.com/radio/98-ROCK-979-s29726/}.  A popup said Shockwave Flash crashed.  Then a large intrusion offering to debus script.  The first popup appeared again.  The window could not be closed or moved.  We were forced to restart the computer.  

 

2014-12-07.                                                        

1413. All the shortcuts have yet again disappeared from the Google - Mozilla shortcut on the taskbar.

1441. 1. We had to restart because the computer was hang firing.

          2. The Google interface appeared in a small rectangle in the upper left, c. 1.5-in x 3.0-in.

1444 - 1505. Clicking the Google - Mozilla shortcut, a small turquoise box c. 2.0-in. x 3.375-in. appeared upper left. 

 

2014-12-08.

0713-0737. Had to restart the computed because Mozilla Firefox would not connect to Internet, if it was not the fault of Micro$hit.

 

0807. Replacing the deleted shortcuts last mentioned, and moving them from bookmarks to the desktop, to insert them in the Mozilla - Google shortcut on the taskbar, each time this shitty thing ask if it should make a copy or replace, but the shortcuts are nowhere.  After gritting teeth and cursing for a spell, the stupid thing began accepting them without replacing which may not, or may have made a negative difference.

0818. This crap keeps indicating that one single shortcut is on the desktop.  It is not.  We know this because going to Desktop Folder we found it and only it, deleted it.

1222. We had to change its name to insert it.  Crazy!

 

2014-12-11.

0808. Two image files vanished when trying to move them.  They are not in the recycle bin or any folder.

1725. Tried to move an Amazon.com shortcut to the desktop and again Micro$hit told me it was already there.  It was not.  I went to the desktop folder and there found it and others although the shortcuts did not appear on the desktop.

 

2014-12-12, 1047. The Mozilla Firefox tab on the taskbar will hold only nine (9) links.

2014-12-14.

0829. Micro$hit would save an image from an email only on the desktop.

1144-1148. “Unidentified Network.  No Internet access”.  Restarted.

 

2014-12-14.

0729. Search function would not work.

0745. Word document files will not stay where positioned on the desktop.  This should have been listed long ago.

 

2014-12-16, 0908. The Logitech M325 mouse died.

2014-12-18. Without action on our part, the Mozilla Firefox shortcut on the taskbar, dropped a web address and replaced it with one that we tried to add earlier but could not.

2014-12-20, 1252.  Whenever we press Delete, the font in several lines switches from Georgia 18 to

Times Roman 10.  This is not an uncommon glitch.

2014-12-21, 0755-0911.  Could not connect to server.

 

2014-12-26.

1204. Logitech M325 mouse died.

1253. When copying file(s), still, and often, two “Replace of Skip” Files DBs appear stacked.

1017-1919. We experienced a “Runtime Error”.  “A runtime error is a software or hardware problem that prevents a program from working correctly. Runtime errors might cause you to lose information in the file you’re working on, cause errors in the file (corrupt the file) so you can’t work with it, or prevent you from using a feature.  Unlike stop errors, runtime errors don’t typically cause Windows or a program to stop working”.  Cf.: {http://windows.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/what-is-runtime

-error#1TC=windows-7}.  All control was lost until it decided to go away.

 

2014-12-28, 1130. Since the last Microsoft update, streaming music regardless of the source is continually interrupted by long silences.

2014-12-29, 1107. Concerning the above, we found the US/DS LED blinking.  Checking this Website   

{http://forums.comcast.com/t5/Basic-Internet-Connectivity-And/US-DS-button-blinking/td-p/2335345}, we followed advice and checked all the wiring / connectors / splitters.  We found the cable from the modem from the computer loose.

2014-12-29, 1549. The Mozilla Firefox tab on the taskbar leading to links dropped all links yet again.  Lousy shit!

 

2014-12-30.

0901. Having just re-titled and dropped all my most used links into the Mozilla Firefox tab on the taskbar, it dropped them already.

0733. Again, Micro$hit Outlook will not download email.  It worked perfectly until quitting time yesterday.

 

2014-12-31.

0700. Again, Micro$hit Outlook will not download email.  It worked perfectly until quitting time yesterday.

0712. Word document icons will not stay where placed on desktop.

 

2015

2015-01-01, 1048. Attempting to move a link to the desktop, Microsoft, again, tells me that it is already there.  What is wrong with this crazy stuff?

2015-01-09, 1428. Logitech M325 mouse died.

 

2015-01-12, 0922. Micro$hit will not hold the width of the page in Web Layout View.  This causes great inconvenience because tens of thousands of words of text continually have to be realigned.  When resetting the width of the webpage, the ruler repeatedly disappears.

 

2015-01-15, 1516. WMP would not work for a while.

2015-01-19, 1050-1142.  It would not connect to browser.  Restarted to correct.

2015-01-21. Logitech M325 mouse died.

2015-01-22, 1738. Beginning before noon and this the last listing, WMP has without being opened popped up, but not displaying the station being streamed.  It is the library interface that pops up.

 

2015-01-23, 1326. On particular word document icon on the desktop, this one, Computer Problems, will not stay where placed.  When closed it appears in the upper right corner.

2015-01-30, 1535. Something called a CSB Device interfered with operations.

2015-02-02, 1100-1228. Of late, after the machine has been asleep, it will not connect to the Internet.

 

2015-02-03, 0951. Because of Micro$hits, it took c. 8 hours over 2 days to make backups on two DVD+Rs and two DVD-RWs, and it unnecessarily cost us three DVD+Rs.

2015-02-12, 0713. Computer would not connect to the Internet, had to restart.

 

2015-02-14.

1248. Lexmark x2480 would not work.  Said it was not installed as often happens.  We were forced to restart.

1524. When Window$ Media Player is streaming, the screensaver will not come on, and consequently the Dell Inspiron 660s will not nod off.

1535. The Personalization combinations of wallpaper, screensaver, and sound scheme would not work properly.  Not only would they not change, but the dropdown menus were blank.  We were forced to restart.

1544. Mozilla Firefox quit.  We were forced to close it.

 

2015-02-15, 1319. The Window$ Dictionary would not properly close then, when it did, the courser shot to the bottom of the page making us lose our place.

2015-02-16.

0734. Logitech M325 mouse would not power up.

0820. At the bottom of a word document text could not be input although text could be input above the bottom of the document.

 

2015-02-18, 1257. Playing back a file on a memory chip, WMP opened and closed the playback.

2015-02-20, 0719. Two folders not created by us were found in Documents: Tax and Scanned Documents.

 

2015-02-22.

1255-1258. “Server not found”.  Forced to restart.

1319-1325. A WD file went missing from a Transcend SDHC 16GB MC.  We found it in a folder where we did not place it.

 

2015-02-26, 0707. Micro$hit will not hold margins in Web Layout View.  The margin will not stay visible!!  Adjusting this, hatching appeared two inches wide down the right side.  In addition, a web address at the bottom of the file would not highlight for several hours.   

2015-02-27, 1047. I/O-I. Popup: “Windows Security has blocked some features of this app”.  Micro$hit closed several open webpages.

2015-02-28, 0748. The Lexmark x2480 suddenly waxed glitchy, had to restart.

 

2015-03-01.

0709. Popup: “Dell Display Manager Live Update”; clicking this we got a blank page.

0724. For several days, we have had a problem with blank lines being hypertext.

0729. Popup: “Repairs made to this file”.  Clicking that off another popup appeared giving the repairs made.  Field Begin and End Characters 1, Internal Data Integrity (Type 4) 1, Internal Data Integrity (Type 4) 2.  This affected two files.  Neither could be saved under its original name.

 

2015-03-02, 0830-0846. The Mozilla Firefox icon with all its bookmarks disappeared from the taskbar.

2015-03-04, 0626. Adobe Flash Plugin crashed.  Two webpages were affected.

2015-03-06, 1538. Streaming YouTube videos, the audio stopped.  Finally restarting the computer still there was no audio when streaming.  Sometime later, it resumed on its own.

 

2015-03-07, 0710. Several weeks ago, Micro$hit’s dictionary quit working.  Trying to update it we got a DB: Update or Remove Services.  Clicking update another DB pops up: “An error occurred while updating services”.  Then a third DB Network Communication yea be sayin’, “Getting Service Information . . .”  But nothing happens.

 

Psywar 50

 

2015-03-09.

0920. Personalizing the desktop with an easy on the eyes configuration, the desktop reconfigured, but webpages would not.  We restarted.

1245.

  1. It is difficult to get the Verbatim USB500 external hard drive to work with the Dell Inspiron  

660s.

  2. Microsoft Outlook has been acting up.

 

2015-03-11.

1236-1248. DB “Microsoft Office Word is not working”.  The WD grayed out.  When we closed it both the files that were open closed.  Data was lost.

1310. We clicked to remove a hyperlink and a DB “Word processor not responding” appeared.  We clicked to remove the hyperlink again, the document closed and a new blank document automatically opened.

1312. It happened again.

1314. It happened again.

1315. It happened again.  This time DB “Microsoft Office Word is not working” appeared.  I cannot delete the hyperlink image.  I do manage to delete it but when I reopen the document, it has returned.  The hyperlink bizarrely has extended to the text below it, which is where the problem began.  This has happened often before.

1323. Restarted the computer.  We clicked to remove the hyperlink and a DB “Microsoft Office Word is not working” appeared.  We clicked to remove the hyperlink, the document closed and a new blank document automatically opened.

1324. Have been closing the file often; now the Micro$hit has locked it from editing.  However, closing that DB the file opened.  For the nth time the two deleted images have reappeared.

1328. Saving the file the “Save As” box appeared but the title of the file was presented as “undue force needs some aligning”, the first line.

1329. The unwanted images are back for the umpteenth time.

1332. Going to the backup file on memory card, the file is grayed out.

1344. It is rather par for the course that Micro$hit takes 20 or more minutes to get Gear Box working.  Restarting the computer to do this took an inordinate amount of time, maybe six minutes.

1432. Found the tabs for two grayed out WDs on the taskbar.

1719. Although we are streaming, Micro$hit tells us that it cannot find the sever, and Microsoft Outlook is making with the send/receive error.

 

2015-03-12.

0942. Working on the same file as yesterday extensive changes were made.  Closed and later reopened the file and all the changes made yesterday and today were gone.  A large amount of text that was moved is back.

0943. Out of curiosity we closed and reopened the file and now all the changes were restored.  This sort of Micro$hit has happened before.

1212. Adobe Flash Player crashed, not unusual, and would connect no link within the webpage.  Also, we could not close the file for a while.

1220-1250.  The Lexmark x2480 would not cancel a document that we did not even chose to print. Restarted, chose a page— it printed but not the page that we had chosen.

 

2015-03-18, 0703. Mozilla Firefox could not find the server, yet again.  A DB reared its ugly head: “Shockwave Flash, unresponsive plug-in”.

*************

2015-03-24.

0809. For several days since updating Mozilla Firefox, when starting or restarting, and then pressing Enter on the Quick Start screen, it opens the Calendar or Internet Explorer, and the Firefox Updater notice keeps popping up.

0907. The Recycle Bin disappeared.

0927. Restarted.  This time pressing Enter took us to “Add Your Email Accounts”.  There is no Mozilla Firefox icon on the Quick Start screen.  The Recycle Bin icon is yet missing.  In the Desktop folder, the Recycle Bin icon is missing, and we found a shortcut to a scanned text that is not on the Desktop.

 

0959. Restarted with the same problems, when we pressed Enter, it went to “Add Your Email Accounts”.

1010. The Computer Problems file disappeared from the Desktop.

1021. Another Computer Problems file appeared on the Desktop.  The last entry was made on 2015-02-14, 1248.

1023. Now, the original Computer Problems file disappeared.

1024. The original Computer Problems file reappeared.

 

1031.  A search of the hard drive did not find the Recycle Bin.

1033. Twice when backing up Computer Problems, Micro$hit asked to insert a disk in an unknown drive, drive F.

1044. Restarted, pressed Enter, it went to Microsoft Office Offline.  Still there is no Recycle Bin.

1045. It is still asking to insert a disk in Drive F.

1051. Placed a shortcut to the Recycle Bin on the Desktop.

 

1052.  The Computer Problems file, which has never stayed where placed, has again disappeared.

1106. The useless Quick Start screen is no longer acting bizarre.

1358. Yes it is.  Restarted, hit Enter, it opened on “Getting started on Windows 8 and your new Dell”.

1434. Continually, Mozilla Firefox cannot find the server.

***              **********

2015-03-25.

0655. Attempting to backup, a “File Too Large” DB appeared.

0656. Now the “Insert a Disk” DB is plaguing us.

 

1236. The plug fell out of the back.  Rebooted.  Eight webpages opened, one twice, five of these were not open when power was cut.  DB: “Shockwave Flash, unresponsive plug-in”.  DB: “Unresponsive script”.

1756. Backing up this DB appeared: “This item is no longer in its place”.  Trying again it backed up.  Crazy software.

 

2015-03-26, 1923. The Logitech M325 mouse died.

 

2015-03-28.

0742-0746. “Server not found”; restarted.

1230. For the past several days we have been getting a “Unidentified Network” icon on the lower right of the taskbar.  We restarted.  We have seen it before.

1253. Email would not send.  This is not unusual, but then having thrice tried to send the email, and later attempting to delete two emails from the never-ending Outbox, the emails sent.

 

2015-03-30, 0839. Plugging up the Lexmark x2480, the printer came on and began to print a file, could not, then asked for paper.

 

2015-03-31.

0913. DB: “Warning: Unresponsive script . . .”, whatever the heck that is.

1248. The stream from soma.fm.com keeps breaking.

1719. A Word Document file disappeared from a memory card.  This is worrisome.  Lost of stuff has disappeared from Micro$hit’s software.

 

2015-04-02,0924. Search function did not work.

2015-04-03.

1014. DB: “ Adobe Flash plug-in crashed . . .” as it does so very often.

1244. Search function did not work.

1329. Micro$hit’s Search function will not function correctly.  It never has.

1331. Without fail, corrections are made in a word document but they do not show up when a webpage is made of the Word Document.

 

2015-04-04.

0909. Yet again, Micro$hit has failed to carry forward data when a webpage was made.

1102. 1. While inputting text the text switched from Georgia to Times New Roman.

          2. AutoCorrect stopped working.

2015-04-06, 0746. The Logitech M325 mouse died.

2015-04-08, 1359. Search has malfunctioned so far today.

 

2015-04-09, 1749. Adobe Flash player has crashed a dozen times streaming @ {http://xfinitytv. comcast.net/watch/Family-Guy/7613447875354153112/full-episodes#episode=70340763822 01038112}.

2015-04-10, 1231. Adobe Flash player is still crashing like a hijacked airliner.

 

2015-04-11, 0900.  The Computer was wholly unresponsive; slow, it would not delete, it required repeating steps and then after a delay these would display, and it threw DBs up into our faces.  We were forced to restart.

 

2015-04-12. Adobe Flash player is still crashing like United Airlines Flight 93 shot down by a subhuman pilot killing all aboard, while streaming @ {http://xfinitytv.comcast.net/watch/Family-Guy/761344 7875354153112/full-episodes#episode=70340763822 01038112}.

 

2015-04-14, 1732.  The Edge All-in-one Card Reader Memory card reader would not work; first time for that.

 

2015-04-15.

0813. Per usual copying text from one file to another; when pasting itin  an incorrect font & font size (usually Times New Roman) displayed after choosing Match Destination Format.

1240. Plugged up but did not turn on the Lexmark x2480.  It automatically powered itself up and requested paper to print documents that we did not request to print.  In addition, as usual, canceling a document from the print queue takes inordinate time, sometimes sevferal several minutes.

 

2015-04-17.

0913.

  1. Spell checker did not work, not unusual.

  2. The Encarta Dictionary has not worked for ages, it keeps reporting that we are not online.

1231-1241. The Lexmark x2480 will not scan and edit text.  It slowly scanned halfway, became unresponsive, and it is deucedly hard to close.  This is not uncommon.  We were forced to restart.

 

2015-04-28, 1339. Microsoft Office Outlook crashed.  We could not close the file.  Restarted.

 

2015-05-02, 1410. The Styles and Formatting panel would not completely close.  When we finally got it to close the cursor shot to the bottom of the word document.  Then we could not center a hypertext-linked title over an image.  Then there were other Micro$hits.

 

2015-05-04, 1514. Often of late a memory card whether plugged into the Dell itself, or in the card reader, will not show on the dynamic right-click menu, i.e., “Send to”. 

 

2015-05-07, c. 1130. Micro$hit would not link to the Internet— forced to restart.

 

2015-05-08.

1001. The Search function, yet again, would not rework.

1118-1138. 4:18 hours of work has been wiped out because Micro$hit Office Professional Edition 2003 did not hold it.  Three files flushed down Micro$hit’s cavernous maw.  We renamed one of the files, but only the old files, before renaming and spending 4:18 hours on them, remain.  Then we searched the  ill-conceived Micro$hit $hitware, and thankfully found the three files.

 

2015-05-09, 0932. It would not back up a file onto a memory card.

2015-05-10.

1048. Logitech M325 mouse died.

1103. Logitech M325 mouse died.

1106. Logitech M325 mouse died.

1113. Logitech M325 mouse died; changed battery.

 

2015-05-11, 0809. The memory card port and that of the adapter have worked intermittingly for   over a week.

 

2015-05-12, 0901. Again, Micro$hit’s AutoCorrect will not work, i.e., we cannot input formatted text.  This has been so since 2003-8-26.

 

2015-05-13.

0815. It is difficult to get Micro$hit / Dell to recognize a memory card.

1211. AutoText would not work.

 

2015-05-14. Because of Micro$hit, four (4) DVD+R’s have been wasted trying to copy a homemade DVD and it still is not copied.

 

2015-05-15

1300. AutoText and AutoCorrect works only intermittingly, as well as Search.

1307. Stinking Micro$hit Office has cost us another half day. in walkout view it will not hold left-hand margin, nor even a tab for paragraph indentation.

 

2015-05-17, 1520. Warning: Unresponsive Plug-in.  Much trouble with that, of course.

 

2015-05-19.

0917-1144. Micro$hit does not know how to make DVD burning software.  There is no two ways about it.  Merely to burn two DVD+Rs took all this time and the job was not done.  “Please put a writable disk into drive E”.  We were informed a dozen times on these two disks alone, not mentioning the innumerable times we received this notice burning two DVD-RWs.  The second DVD+R we burned would not respond nor eject.  Then the screen went blank and we could not restart, nor restart manually because the power button was inoperative.  We were forced to unplug the Dell and after over a five second wait plug it back in. @ 1111 we finally got the DVD+R ejected, but it will not play the audio.

1203. Finally gave up.  None of them work properly wasting three disk.

 

1205. It has not been allowing us to backup on a memory card.  The garbage keeps telling us” the location is not available”, and caused us to delete a playlist which we thought was at fault.

1213. Logitech M325 mouse died.

 

2015-05-23.

1335.  Server could not be found then the Flash Player crashed, had to restart.  This is not unusual.

1539. CyberLink PowerDVD caused many problems.  This was the Family Guy It’s A Trap with that digital copy crap from Fox on it.  We do not bother with the digital copy crap anymore because it is a scam from billion dollar corporations.

 

2015-05-24, 0722. Micro$hit made updating the Adobe Flash Player difficult.  

 

2015-05-25, 0927. For the past two days when streaming {http://somafm.com/player/#/now-playing/deepspaceone} it suddenly drops out.

 

2015-05-26, 0918. Twice attempting to download a receipt from Amazon.com, what was downloaded was a “MS-DOS Application (.com)”  Windows would not open the file.  It stopped an “unrecognized app from starting”.  Apparently you cannot use “.com” in the title,

 

2015-05-31.

1432. We have lost email for the third time in this week.  As of 1743 it is not restored.

1808. Tools > E-mail Accounts keeps changing the input data.

 

2015-06-01.

1016. Tools > E-mail Accounts keeps changing the input data.

1254. Ditto above.  We have power started the modem half-dozen times at least.

 

2015-06-03. 0935-1011. The Lexmark x2480 would not photocopy.  It took this long to make two a mere copies.

 

2015-06-04.

1245. We have spent much time saving screenshots but unlike written they do not appear in pictures folder.  We do not know where they appear if anywhere.

 

2015-06-05, 1755. Logitech M325 mouse died.

 

2015-06-07.

0736. Logitech M325 mouse died.

1001-1016. Office 2003 would not cut and move a folder.  We had to copy it, paste it, then delete it.  It tells us the file is open elsewhere.

1033. Nor can we move it.  The file is not open anywhere.

1036. Nor can we delete it.

1039. We had to restart the Dell Inspiron 660s.

 

2015-06-12, 1518. Here is an oddball glitch.  We do not see how this could have been an artifact of any linked webpage, but twice we bumped the Dell, and twice metallic music played, the first time being the longest.

2015-06-13, 0738. Flash Player crashed for the 100th or so time recently.

 

2015-06-15.

0648-0659. Adobe Flash Player would not install properly.  Two copies downloaded and one appeared in an undesignated folder.

1147. The Lexmark x2480 indicated the sheet to be printed was one of two.  No such command was given.  Then, after printing, which has happened often before, it grabbed the sheet and pulled it back up into the printer and this entails wrinkling and tearing the paper pulling it out.

 

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1337. {http://forums.xfinity.com/t5/E-Mail-and-Xfinity-Connect-Help/Email-server-error-0x80040 8FC/td-p/2106890}.

 

                This is what restored our email.

 

Posted on: 04-06-2014 03:04 AM

by kirknotes7

 

IPV6 was turned on/enabled. turning it off fixed the issue for me.

to disable/turn off IPV6 do the following

open network and sharing center

Click change adapter settings

right click local area connection choose properties [Ethernet / Network 5 / Realtek PCIe GBE Family Controller]

untick IPV6 save/close  (did not need to restart computer)

outlook is now sending and receiving without errors

 

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2015-06-17, 1103-1106. The brightness indicator for the Dell Display Manager did not appear.  Had to restart.

2015-06-19, 1158. For the nth time had to stop a plug-in because the Adobe Flash Player $hit would not function.

 

2015-06-20. For some bizarre digital reason, beginning prior to this date and a measure of time beyond  this date accessing certain data the computer began farting, i.e., making a blurb or bloop noise, annoying and very dumb sounding.

  1.  The blurb was a regular feature at dictionary.com is especially loud

  2. When open folders or files.

  3. When personalizing screen.

  4. When linking within a other websites.

  5. When linking the browser.

 

2015-06-21.

0629-0639. Memory card would not work.  We are having much trouble with the receptacle of the Dell for memory card.

0727.  For the thousandth time “Shockwave Flash not responding”.

 

2015-06-23, 2056. The brightness indicator for the Dell Display Manager has disappeared.  This problem after we updated Display Manager.  Restarted.

2015-06-24, 0740. It is difficult to get the Transcend SDHC 16GB memory card to work.

 

2015-06-25, 1134-1141. Instead of backing up on a memory card, Micro$hit keeps telling us Disk F is not available, a significant number of times, and it was deucedly difficult to close the window.  We request Disk D, but it keeps slamming us with this Disk F shit.  Note: We updated Micro$hit this morning.

 

2015-06-26.

1131. The Adobe Flash plug-in failed for the 1,oooth time.

1710-1725. Email stopped working.  Restarted Magical Device.

2015-06-27, 1216: The brightness indicator for the Dell Display Manager has disappeared.  This problem after we updated Display Manager.  Restarted.

1220. Clicked Dell Display Manager and got this dialog box: Dell Display Manager.  Access violation 00537E86 in module ‘ddm.exe’.  Read of address 00000000.

 

1224. DDM is finally working.

2015-06-28, 0939. Mozilla Firefox crashed.  Not unusual.

 

2015-06-29.

0654. Firefox could not recover Windows and Tabs.  We did not want it to.

0748. Somehow, a Verizon ad intruded on streaming SomaFM.  We closed a Tab and it stopped/

1412. For the last few days the ruler keeps repeating the screen.

 

2015-07-02, 1042. It would not connect to the Internet.  Had to restart.  Not unusual.

2015-07-04, 1530. Firefox updater barred download of Norton Security Suite patch temporarily.

 

2015-07-05.

0752. DB: Missing Shortcut.  Now Micro$hit cannot find a file that has not been moved.

1828. Yet again email will not work properly.  “Sever did not accept user name or password”.  Why, not a fracking thing was changed.  Restarting did not help.  (On startup 2015-07-06 email worked.)

2015-07-08, 0723.   Mozilla Firefox would not recover tabs— we did not have any opened when we closed up shop..

 

2015-07-09.

0806. Search function in WP would not work.

1854. Restarted the computer after cutting it power: outsized icons appeared and a image opened.

2015-07-10, 0855. Shockwave Flash would not respond.

2015-07-12, 1234. Yet again email would not download.  Had to restart.

 

2015-07-13.

0732. Backing up a file Window$ says the folder is unavailable when it clearly was.

1822. Attempting to place a webpage saved complete into a folder with another webpage saved complete and a word document, this asshole Window$ befouled the folder so all that was in the folder were the images from the second webpage we were attempting to put into it.  All else was deleted.

1828. Here is an even weirder glitch from Micro$hit’s Window$ 8 64-bit.  We backed up four files in various folders on a memory card.  Later, sending a fifth file to the card we went to the card to put the file into its folder.  We discovered that not only were the four files back out of their folders, but the copies in the folders which were to be backed up were missing.

1833. It just happened again, but only one of the files was out of its folder, and the original, to be overwritten, was still in its folder

 

2015-07-15.

0844. Shockwave Flash trash would not work.

0924. Logitech M325 mouse died momentarily.

1854. Dell Display Manager lost the brightness indicator again.  Had to restart.

2015-07-16, 0822-0839. Mozilla Fox$hit could not find server, had to restart.

2015-07-20, 1829. Logitech M325 mouse died.  For the past week it has cut out and come on.

 

2015-07-21.

0737. Difficulty backing up a file on memory card.

0840. During the past few days Micro$hit Word has randomly chosen fonts.  It has always done this.

 

2015-07-22.

0732. 1. Mighty Micro$hit ruined two more DVD+R’s.

           2. Although we deleted 111 items in the Deleted Items email file, this morning they are back.

 

2015-07-23.

1730. Backing on the computer, and then backing the file on two separate memory cards Micro$hit did not ask if we wanted to overwrite but automatically overwrote the old file each time.  But then, checking the backed up files, none of the new data was included.

1738. It just overwrote a file on memory chip again without asking.

 

2015-07-28, 1056-1111. The Lexmark x2480 would not scan a black and white document.  We were forced to frack with all connections and restart twice. 

 

2015-08-02, 0826. Logitech M325 mouse died.

2015-08-03.

0802. Search function would not work.

1416. It took five tries, a restart, and a sixth try to connect with the Internet.

1422. The Lexmark x2480 came on by itself and began to print a file we did not request to print.  It stopped for lack of paper.  This has happened scores of times.

 

2015-08-04.

0641. Late yesterday and now, the Google interface has been fracked up, the input field and Bookmarks Toolbar, Bookmarks Menu, and Unsorted Bookmarks are in a never before seen panel on the left.

0951. The Spell Checker did not underline a misspelled word.  This has happened many times.

 

2015-08-05.

1035-1052. Office Outlook will not work. 

1723. AutoText refused to work.

1520-1528. Internet connection lost.

 

2015-08-07.

0654-0705. We could connect to a website, but not link from there.  This was with several websites.  We restarted.

0844. Mozilla Fox$hit crashed so they could deliberately force an update on us.

 

2015-08-10.

1128. {http://xfinitytv.comcast.net/watch/Family-Guy/7613447875354153112/full-episodes#episode=67400002 25294802112}.  Adobe Flash Plug-in crashed.  After submitting a crash report, one cannot reload the page.  The episode watched crashed thrice in a row, and it does not matter what episode one watches because they continually crash.  This Family Guy page sucks dog dicks.  This has happed a hundred times easily.  This is one lousy fracking page.  You don’t find that problem streaming The Simpsons.  Nyah-nyah na-nyah yah.

1345-1356. Lately it had been difficult to send an email with Office Outlook.  We have to keep fracking with it to send email.  This is not a new problem.

1444. Word document icons keep disappearing.

 

2015-08-11, 0818. An email sent yesterday was found in the Inbox unsent.

2015-08-12.

0658. The Logitech M325 mouse died.

1155. Shockwave Flash Player refused to work @ This Family Guy.

1300. SomaFM stopped streaming for a minute.

 

2015-08-13, 1129. Streaming Family Guy assailed w/ DB “Adobe Flash Player Not Responding”.

2015-08-14, c. 1145. We tried streaming Family Guy, but this fracking Family Guy site is fracked up.  Ridiculously amateurish.  Crash after crash—ever thus, wussenfuss!

 

2015-08-15.

1052. Streaming Family Guy the cursor became the two-directional up and down arrow but useless.  DB: “Warning: Unresponsive Script.  A script on this page may be busy . . .”.  The Family Guy page could not be closed for a while and then only from the taskbar.

1426. For the second time today the Search / Find would not work.

1642-1650. The brightness indicator for the Dell Display Manages disappeared again.  Were forced to restart.

1701. Twice, instead of WMP playing radio dramas, it showed an image used stored in the folder.  The second time a DB informed that it could not find the server.    

1705. This image shit happened a third time but WMP played.

 

2015-08-16.

1324. Playing a music folder, an image in the folder appeared, hung for several seconds, then disappeared and WMP appeared and played.

1530. The double backup DB appeared yet again.  For some reason it sends the file to wherever it is to go, and then asks to send it again, having displayed two of the normal DBs stacked.  Good ol’ Micro$hit.

 

2015-08-17.

1305. Streaming Family Guy assailed w/ DB “The Adobe Flash Player plug-in has crashed”.

1308. Ditto.

1342. DB: Adobe Flash Player 18.0 r0 is not responding . . .  Streaming The Simpsons.

 

2015-08-19, 1053. {http://xfinitytv.comcast.net/watch/Family-Guy/7613447875354153112/5064 55619875/Boopa-Dee-Bappa-Dee/videos}.  The page opened dead.

 

2015-08-20.

0716. Search function failed.

0846. The tool bar repeats on the screen.  This happens often.

1706-1719. Lexmark x2480 froze when scanning to edit.  It would not manifest the file after scanning two pages.  We downloaded a Microsoft update earlier.  Restarted.

 

2015-08-21.

0722. Logitech M325 mouse died.

1110. The Shockwave motherfucker may be busy @ {http://xfinitytv.comcast.net/watch/Family-Guy/ 7613447875354153112/full-episodes#episode=6740000225294802112}.

 

2015-08-22.

0907. The margins went crazy in a word document.

1432. @ {https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSDOIVwZkgE} the movie The Flying Saucer (1950) will not stream beyond 53:08 minutes.

 

2015-08-24, 0740. Crappy Lexmark x2480 displays that the driver is not installed.  It manifested nine DBs.  Fracking glitches without end or parallel.

2015-08-25, 1404. Dell Display Manager brightness indicator missing, forced to restart.

 

2015-08-26, 0720-0733. Great difficulty as often scanning with the Lexmark x2480.  Easily several hundreds of times in toto it has told me the driver is not installed.

 

2015-08-27.

0813. Search function did not work.

1503. Crappy Lexmark x2480 displays that the driver is not installed.  It manifested nine DBs.  Fracking glitches without end or parallel.  It did this twice before restarting.

 

2015-08-28, 1805.  Playing music with WMP the crazy thing flipped to a bizarre interface that we had never before seen.

 

2015-08-29, 1126.  Crappy Lexmark x2480 displays that the driver is not installed.  We were forced to restart.

 

2015-08-31, 1733. {http://xfinitytv.comcast.net/watch/Family-Guy/7613447875354153112/full-episodes#epi

sode =6740 000225294802112}.  “You have reached the maximum three video streams to your household”.  We have seen this notice before and again bullshit.  We have one stream going.

 

2015-09-02.

1726. Micro$hit keeps telling us that the USB device is not recognized.  Same USB devices we’ve used for a few years.

1025. {http://xfinitytv.comcast.net/watch/Family-Guy/7613447875354153112/full-episodes#episode=6740000 225294802112}.  Shockwave flash crashed and then opened two blank blue-green screens.

1056. It keeps crashing.

1223. DB: The USB device you connected to this computer has malfunctioned and not recognized.  We did not connect anything.

1228.  Screen Shot would not close.  Clicking X it kept progressing to the next image.

 

2015-09-03.

0913. Had to restart because we could get no reply from Norton Security Suite.  Updates would not download nor would the shortcut work.

0926.  That $hockwave shit fracking up again.

1130. {http://xfinitytv.comcast.net/watch/The-Simpsons/6440918268753874112/full-episodes#episode= 7524223987545905112}. Streaming $hock$hit crashed twice.

 

2015-09-05, 1303. {http://wypr.org/listen-live}.  Smooth streaming could not be done either with their player or WMP.

 

2015-09-06, 1813. Starting the Dell seven links opened.  Four of these were Google interfaces and one of those was only a 3 inch vertical column.  These could be closed only at the taskbar.

 

2015-09-07.

1132. {http://xfinitytv.comcast.net/watch/Family-Guy/7613447875354153112/520454723507/Brian-s-a-Bad-Father/videos}.  This shit will not play.  We cannot fathom why people would go to the time and expense to provide videos and not ensure that they can be accessed.  Think of the consumer eyes failing to see all their lousy ads.

1147.  Great difficulty has been encountered for several days when streaming {http://somafm.com/}.  The stream repeatedly breaks, sometimes permanently, no matter what media player we used.

1448. Internet could not be accessed.  Had to restart.

2015-09-08, 1152. $hock$hit crashed, cannot close page.

 

2015-09-09.

0713. It would not connect to Internet, had to restart.

1152. Organizing bookmarks in a folder the folder disappeared.  Luckily we had backup.

 

2015-09-10.

0701. Scrip debugging DB @ {http://www.haaretz.com/news/world/1.675392}.

0713. The WD containing Computer Problems cannot be controlled.  A newly made WD titled differently but containing the Computer Problems jumped to upper right-hand corner and almost totally disappeared.  It took long minutes to bring it down into use.

0858-0909. Lexmark x2480 again refused to work.  We were forced to restart. 

1215. The fracking Mozilla Fox$shit would not connect to Internet.  We were forced to restart. 

 

 

1429. The Lexmark x2480 fracked up yet again.  The scanning light became stuck at the bottom of the glass pane just a jack-jackin’ back and forth.  DB popped up so we closed the program.  This did not help.  We turned off the all-in-one, this did not help.  We unplugged and, incredibly, that helped.  It stopped a jack-jackin’ back and forth.  When we plugged it back up, and closed its interfaces, it scanned from the bottom to the top, the opposite direction.

1444. We had to restart.  It is likely significant that we downloaded Micro$hit updates before weighting in.

 

2015-09-11, 0913. This Micro$hit $hit went absolutely haywire merely trying to backup from one memory card to another.

 

2015-09-13.

0744. Upper left corner a shortcut to Homegroup: “Share with other home PCs”.  We did not put it there.  We don’t even know what it is.

1120. Streaming Family Guy the image fuzzed, focus shifted to the upper left, meaning most of the image was cur off in the lower right, the controls disappeared.  We closed and reopened th ile. 

1336. {http://somafm.com/spacestation/songhistory.html} will not stream.

 

2015-09-14.

0629. Logitech M325 mouse died.

0805. “Line 6 Audio-MIDI Devices” shortcut appeared.

1306. It took half hour to get Micro$hit to burn files to a DVD+R.  Twice it indicated it was copying  files but it did not.  Then it made temporary files that could not be burned.  These could not be deleted              until 2015-09-15.  We were barraged with incessant DBs of various types.

1758. Playing music WMP switched to the library interface.

 

2015-09-15.

0757. It tells us with a full-screen popup that we are web browsing privately.  We did not engage this.

1524. Logitech M325 mouse died.

171o. Logitech M325 mouse died.

1712. Opening this file the first 124 words were repeated on the next page, in a bos that we did not create.  The lines were 3.75 inches long.

 

2015-09-17, 1533. “Found a Malwarebytes Anti-Malware - Shortcut” on desktop; no idee why.

 

2015-09-18, 1208. {http://xfinitytv.comcast.net/watch/Family-Guy/7613447875354153112/5241580197 22/Family-Goy/videos}. We still cannot watch Family Guy videos and we paid for this shit too.

 

2015-09-19.

1145.  For a week not only has streaming Family Guy been a pain in the arse, the stream constantly broken with extremely long waits while it buffers, if it comes back at all, sometimes The Simpsons, but streaming music from any resource has been impossible constantly interrupted with buffering waits.  (We guess they were buffering waits.)  We power started the modem.  First thing pops up when we restarted and linked Mozilla Firefox: “Server not found”.

1414. A shortcut to a folder disappeared from desktop.

 

2015-09-20, 1135. Logitech M325 mouse died.

 

2015-09-21.

0700. Logitech M325 mouse died.

1210. {http://xfinitytv.comcast.net/watch/Family-Guy/7613447875354153112/529050691696/ Secondhand-Spoke/videos}.  Cannot play because stream keeps interrupting.

1858. It is extremely difficult to get one of two memory cards to work.  Not only is it angerfying to get it to open, but it keeps cutting out.

 

2015-09-23. There was trouble with the Micro$hit / Dell throughout the day.  Every day something goes wrong.

 

2015-09-24

0735. Logitech M325 mouse died.

0848. Here’s an odd one.  We scanned text to edit with the Lexmark x2480, but when it showed the text it was 280% size.

1052. Superscript and subscript would not work.

 

2015-09-25.

0612. Logitech M325 mouse died.

1738. Memory card drive would not open.

 

2015-09-27, 1309. Attempting to backup on memory card, Micro$hit indicated that the files were backing up but they were not.  We have seen this several times before but now know without a doubt that it is not our fault.  This is hazardous to data.

 

2015-09-29, 1221. Adobe Flash Player 19.0 r0, is, for the 1000th time not responding.  We were streaming, during the noon snack period {http://xfinitytv.comcast.net/watch/Family-Guy/761344787 5354153112/533266499665/Pilling-Them-Softly/ videos}.  Later it happened streaming The Simpsons.

 

2015-09-30.

0753. A Micro$hit icon for Homegroup, whatever that is, suddenly appeared.  It cannot be moved nor, when opening, can data be copied.  In order to delete it we were forced to made a shortcut.  When we deleted the shortcut the icon deleted.

1736. We cannot stream {http://xfinitytv.comcast.net/watch/The-Simpsons/6440918268753874112/53304 9923769/Every-Man-s-Dream/videos}.  Cannot stream this because crap lousy Adobe Flash Player keeps crashing.  The software of a thousand crashes.

 

2015-10-01.

1418. Computer would not go to sleep using new keyboard Sleep Mode button.

1515-1517. Office Outlook would not function properly and then would not reopen.  Restarting the computer did not help.  Per DB we started Office Outlook in Safe Mode.

1653. Computer would not go to sleep using new keyboard Sleep Mode button.

 

2015-10-02.

0720. Pressing Control + Home, Micro$hit tells us the document was searched but the word not found.  Say wha. . .? 

0839. Computer would not go to sleep using Microsoft Wireless Comfort Keyboard 1.0A Model 1045 Sleep Mode button, twice, thrice.  Now this is Micro$hit.

1230. Connecting the Lexmark x2480 it began to print a file that was not selected.

 

2015-10-04

0805-0811. Computer would not connect to Internet.

1705-1716. OO would not sent.  Forced to restart.

 

2015-10-05

1019. Twice trying to past two short lines of text into a word document from a webpage, the whole page reproduced.

1355. This asshole Logitech M325 mouse died twice, once when cutting and pasting.

1888. Logitech M325 mouse died.

 

2015-10-06.

0730. Logitech M325 mouse died.

1340-1350. Line 6 did not boot properly.  Restarted M$, but then we had not Internet so we restarted again.

 

2015-10-07.

1334. I/O-I. Micro$hit bar popup across the screen saying the PC allegedly needs to restart.  It wants to download the useless Micro$hit 8.1.

1345. Again.

 

1351. I/O BT**.  INTERNET.  Microsoft began downloading Micro$hit 8.1 without permission.  There was no way to stop this but turn off the computer.

 

1414. It has been stuck at Setting up 82% for at least ten minutes.

1423. Now it’s at 90%.

1457. It is finally downloaded but doing other shit.

1506. It seems to be running but a lot of things are out of whack.  M$ emptied the recycle bin.  We did not want the recycle bin emptied.  We use it for temporary storage of past drafts.

                Here we go with the headaches.

 

1537. Streaming Family Guy the picture and all controls froze although the audio is ok.  Two DBs popped up: 1. about runtime error, 2. “unknown software”.

1539. Same as 1537.

1549. Impossible to stream Family Guy.

 

1553. Playing a DVD it kept skipping ahead.

1715. Micro$hit has messed up email after the trouble we had for years.

1736. Colorful icons have been fracked up.  The views on certain windows fracked up.

1741. We got the email straightened out thanks to Handy Andy.

**************

2015-10-08.

1521. @ {http://www.icardgames.com/} repeatedly of late the site is deucedly slow to respond,

and all control is lost over the window in that it cannot be closed or moved.

1820. A Word Document showed c. ½ of its content.

1837. A search conducted of computer contents did not find the item which was in documents among the folders.

1847. 1. It refused to show a memory card in a drive.

          2. When backing it annoying showed the stacked “Replace or Skip Files” boxes.

 

2015-10-09.

0631. Micro$hit capitalist pigs have disabled the Lexmark x2400.  The drivers no longer work.  This is a major assault.

0632. Restarting, we discover that there is no restart but an upstate and restart.  So the Micro$hit capitalists pigs have taken our right to choose when and what to update.

0636. Pressing Print, the “Save Print Output As” box opened.  We want to print it, not save it.

0657-0711. Restarted and updated.  We had no choice about the updates, whatever they are.

 

0725.  Micro$hit has fracked up our Norton Security Suite shortcut.  It does not work.

o750. Restarted for the nth time.

1231. All icons defaulted to details.

1327. Clicking an unrelated icon DB “explorer.exe - No Disk.  There is no disk in the drive.  Please insert a disk in drive G”, popped up.

 

1330. With the help of a knowledgeable and friendly tech support fellow at Lexmark we got the Lexmark x2480 working.  Hallelujah!  On 8/21 we bought a new cartridge @ $29.99, good for a big 300 pages.

 

2015-10-10.

0710. Clicked to open Dell Display Manager and received a DB about an “Access violation 0053804E in module ‘ddm.exe.  Read of address 00000000”.  The icon had to be again, and took an inordinate amount of time to open.

1244. Office Outlook has invalidated all our vast number of email addresses.  They will not input into the “T0 . . .” field.  With fresh email formats it is the same.

 

2015-10-11

0934.  Logitech M325 mouse died.  A new battery was inserted two days ago.

1116-1229. Two images disappeared from a folder.  Near 5 hours work disappeared from a WD which has happened before.  After a struggle we restored all but one image.  Where it went nobody knows.

1145. Backing up on a two memory cards, twice we thought that we were denied the option of saving a file or canceling overwrite.  When clicking it first, it appeared to move with the cursor and drop into the new folder but did not.  It had not moved.  This has happened before.  Micro$hit is dangerous.

 

1407. Logitech M325 mouse died.

 

2015-10-12

0830. Reference 1116-1229 immediately above.  Although we saved the WD and backed it up twice on two memory cards, the 5 hours of work was not in the documents.  Micro$hit is dangerous.

0843. Almost always, Micro$hit will not immediately show the memory cards on the dropdown menu so data can be sent.

0917. Data deleted from a word document, and the document saves, are back.  Micro$hit is dangerous.

0923. We just made changes to a WD, saved it, and opening it the changes had not been saved.  Micro$hit is dangerous.

 

1602. Streaming Family Guy, all control froze and the page could not be closed.  DB Microsoft Visual C++ Runtime Library and DB “Warning Unresponsive Plug-in” popped up.  Why did we have to be warned.  Why?  What’s going to happen? 

1604. Ditto The Simpsons.  The above DBs popped up, then a third: “Applications Error”.  There is not much sense in Verizon posting this shit.  It usually cannot be enjoyed, or even viewed.

 

2015-10-13.

0855. The screen froze @ {http://www.icardgames.com/} and we can do nothing with the webpage.  Of late much trouble with this page.

1615. Micro$hit Media Player went to a dead black screen when a title was selected for playback.

1616. Again.

1621. Closing and opening it, it still would not replay.  Restarted computer.

 

2015-10-14.

0837. It took six tries before a WD opened, then they opened all at once.  One of the pages was blank.  Then it happened similarly with another file.  One of the pages was blank. 

1718. Playing the Simpsons on WMP all control was lost.  Could not close the shit.  Finally Micro$hit allowed us to close it from the task bar. 

1835. The right-hand menu including the power options would not appear.  Closed down the mill manually.

 

2015-10-15.

0800. The right-hand menu has been appearing, but screen contents disappearing from opened files  leaving empty white rectangular outlines.

c. 1708. A webpage froze.

1822. The right menu would not appear.  Manual shutdown.

 

2015-10-16

0728-0736. Started up but “Window$ working on updates.  100% complete.  Don’t turn off computer.

0735. Getting Window$ ready.

0736. It’s finally ready to frack up the rest of the day.

1200. Search function in Window$ Office would not work.

 

2015-10-17.

1112. Today, whenever we press backspace, the fracking font changes in style, point, and becomes bold.  Mysterious Micro$hit strikes again.

1558. All controls froze.  The right-hand menu would not appear.  Manually restarted.

 

2015-10-18.

1327. Micro$hit has thoroughly fracked up our email.  None of the one-click email addresses work— on

all computers.

1535-1539. Logitech M325 mouse died four times in a row.  The keyboard would input only one letter but then no more.

1539-1544. It took this long to restart, not unusual after the forced upgrade.

1738. When put to sleep from the Microsoft Wireless Comfort Keyboard 1.0A Model 1045 the computer does not always stay asleep.  This is obviously a permanent feature.

1901. Since the forced “upgrade” Window$ 8.1 64-bit, GuitarPort Line6 will not hold self-designed tones.  Micro$hit deleted all we had  luckily there were backups.

 

2015-10-21, 1409. Hitting backspace changes the font almost every time.

2015-10-22, 1739. The brightness indicator of the Dell Display Manager disappeared; were forced to restart.

2015-10-23, 1109. Streaming The Simpsons @ {http://xfinitytv.comcast.net/watch/The-Simp sons/6440918 268753874112/full-episodes#episode=5552638732246196112} the screen froze.  We were forced to restart.

 

2015-10-25, 1222. Search function would not work in Office Word.

2015-10-30, 1348. For a week, the enjoyment of streaming videos has been destroyed because the audio keeps cutting out.  Thus time we were forced to restart.

2015-10-31, 1225. “Display driver stropped functioning”.  We were forced to close the YouTube page and reopen costing even more time.

 

Psywar 51

 

2015-11-01.

1515. Whilst running a virus check, two Norton Security Suite interfaces and the icon disappeared.

1533-1538.  It has taken an extremely long time for this virus check.  Suspecting that the check was over, to our dismay, the damn thing kept running as far as the “operations lamp” being on, and all usage was hang fire and slow.  We attempted to end this nonsense but the Dell would not shut down using the right-hand menu and mouse.  The screen went into the power save mode but the power lamp and operations lamp stayed on— forced to shut down manually.  It took this long to restart the machine.

 

2015-11-03.

1314. “The Lexmark 2400 Series printer in not installed.  Please reinstall your printer driver.”  We used it to scan family phlicks all morning.

1327. Forced to restart again.

 

2015-11-06, 1614.  Merely seeking to view Simpsons Tree House of Horror XXVI, which we paid for btw, was so fracking infuriating that we just gave up.  It was that Shockwave Flash crap malfunctioning as usual.  We spent five minutes attempting to un-glitch the digital dung.

 

2015-11-07.

0951-0955. Streaming Simpsons Tree House of Horror XXVI.  Taking several minutes to close the page because of Adobe Flash Player, when it did close three blank Family Guy interfaces opened.

0956. Because of fracking Adobe Flash Player filth, streaming Family Guy proved impossible.

 

2015-11-08.

1236. After backing up a WD, this ridiculous DB pops up.  “Destination has 786 files with the same named”.  Huh?

1645. Dell would not come out of sleep mode.

1655. Cyber$hit  would not close.

1700.  Receiving email Outlook asked for a password.

 

2015-11-10, 1725-1744. Totally impossible to stream with that Family Guy and The Simpsons Shockwave Flash crap.

 

2015-11-12. It is impossible to stream from anything from {http://xfinitytv.comcast.net/watch/}.  It will play up to the first commercial set, eight minutes (8), or so, and after that no more.

 

2015-11-13.

0732. Text input appeared as a single character wide column along the right margin.

0818. Pressing Tab it happened again.

0825. A$$hole Word would not open a file because Search Box was open.  Control of open WDs was lost.

0846. Pressing Tab it happened again.

0900. For the past week Office Outlook has repeatedly and rapidly asked us for passwords on our several email accounts.

1314. Office Outhouse password DBs are popping up so quickly, even when Office Outhou$e is closed that we shall try restarting.  Now I can’t open it.

 

1329. Same problem as above, and it positively will not open.

1336. There are two email accounts fracking up.  When we tried to learn the problem  Outhou$e repeatedly threw the password DBs in or faces so we could not get anything done.  Once the DB punched us in the mouth: “Internet Security Warning.  The server you are connected to is using  a security certificate that could not be verified.  The certificate’s CN does not match the passed value.  Do you want to continue using this server?”  So what the frack’s this mean?

 

2015-11-14.

0916. The Office Outhou$e Enter Network Password still pops up after Office Outhou$e is closed.

0918. It took three clicks to backup a file because the wrong menu kept appearing.  This has happened often before.

1801. For a week streaming has been repeatedly interrupted and sometimes cutoff totally.  Just now streaming interrupted but a new twist on the ongoing glitch but control over the page was lost and the Logitech M325 mouse died.  This forced us to restart.

 

2015-11-15.

0757.

  1. Started up and the “explorer.exe - No Disk.  There is no disk in the drive.  Please insert a

      disk into drive G:.” popped up.

  2. Clicked on Firefox and for the second morning straight the “This is embarrassing . . .” page

       popped up.

0814. Power started the modem yesterday, but regardless streaming has permanently stopped.

0925-0949. Streaming permanently stopped again, again we power started the modem.

1018. In Office Word we could not move text because it kept indicating that the Search box was open.  It was not.  This is a first.

 

1041. Attempting to move a hyperlink, only the text itself moved, not the hyperlink.

1113. Power starting the modem did no good.

1318. Logitech M325 mouse died.

 

2015-11-16.

0736. Fox$hit yea be sayin’: “Well, this is embarrassing”.

1720-1725.  It took this long for Fox$hit to link with Google.

2015-11-17, 1750. Mucho trouble from Mozilla Fox$hit merely trying to link with Wiktionary.

 

2015-11-18.

1003-1011. All controls froze.  The power menu would not manifest on the right.  The Dell had to be manually restarted.  Oh the work!  Oh the drudgery!  Agony!  Ag-goan-neeee-eeee-ee-e!  Restarting manually.  But! if the motherfucker’s supposed to work, the motherfucker had better work!!

1048. Under a linked image pressing Enter will not advance the cursor.  Removing the image, pressing Enter then advanced the cursor.

1239-1258. Email will not open.  Password boxes repeatedly popup even though Office Outhou$e is closed.  Forced to restart, although Office Outhou$e opened, it still will not download past 70%.

 

2015-11-19.

0750-0807. Finally!  Memory card will display icon in Drives and Devices.  This is standard but this time the worst.

 

2015-11-20.

1311. When printing with the Lexmark x2480, we often have to restart because DBs popup saying that the driver is not downloaded.

1330. Lexmark x2480 became stuck when scanning and began juddering in place.  Clicked to restart the Dell but it went into Sleep Mode.  We had to unplug the Lexmark to stop it.  Then the Dell suddenly powered up.  The Lexmark x2480 came on but was stuck as it continually hummed as though scanning with the power lamp blinking.  We unplugged it.

 

1343. Plugging the Lexmark in, the above scenario repeated with the hum and blinking power lamp.  We got it to stop by unplugging it again, but then when clicking the icon the interface would not open.

1348. Restarted the computer.

1401. We finically managed to scan the little we had to do.

1724. When put to sleep from the Microsoft Wireless Comfort Keyboard 1.0A Model 1045 the computer will not stay asleep.

 

2015-11-21.

1203. Micro$hit’s Great Spirit damned motherfucking cocksucking Office Outhou$e password DBs popup long after Office Outhou$e is closed, and now Office Outhou$e will not open.

1207. Now a DB pops up slamming us with “The operation failed”.  What operation?

2015-11-23, 1254. Color font would not work.  It has happened before.

 

2015-11-24, 1122. After closing Office Outhou$e, the password box pops up four times destroying focus.

2015-11-26, 0953. Because of Office Outhou$e continually asking for passwords, we cannot open Office Outhou$e.

1003. We restarted, opened in Safe Mode, now we have to restart again.

1143. Again with the nasty Office Outhou$e and the restart.

1147. The filthy fracking Safe Mode open and the Micro$hit still would not work.

 

2015-11-27, 1305. Just spent near ½-hour resetting a password.  We have but one more to go.  Four had to be reset but we forgot to jot down the time it took.  And it still doesn’t work.

 

2015-11-30.

0918. Office Outhou$e often cannot be opened because of a pending password box popup.  Often, as now, it cannot be opened at all without a restart.

1147. Outhou$e Outlook failed to open as usual.  Opened it in Safe Mode then a DB which we have never seen before informing us that an email was sent to the Junk Mail folder.  Two password boxes popped up.

 

2015-12-01.

1246. Five (5) password DBs after closing Office Outhou$e.

 1500. @ {http://xfinitytv.comcast.net/watch/The-Simpsons/6440918268753874112/full-episodes#episode= 5394448281773243112}.  Adobe’s $hit crashed rot the 1,000th time.  We could not close the page for a while.  This always happened now.

 

2015-12-03, 1343.

  1. Mozilla Firefox refused to function.

  2. Micro$hit Word opened a blank gray page.

 

2015-12-04, 0903. Of a sudden Mozilla Firefox$hit is tracking privately.

2015-12-05, 1502.  Two files backed up without pause.

2015-12-07, 1232.  Playing Wendy Buckloo’s Painting Sidewalks suddenly the Rocky Soundtrack  was playing.  With search the folder was found with in Unknown Folder within Painting Sidewalks, but

weirdly it was not displayed there.  Whaaa?

 

2015-12-08.

0758. All links that were filed under the Mozilla Fox$hit icon have, yet again, vanished.

1748. The Logitech M325 mouse died.

1750. The Logitech M325 mouse died.

1805. The comp. had to be manually shutdown.

 

2015-12-10, 1251. AutoText would not work.

2015-12-12, 0923. DB: Microsoft Office Word has stopped working.  There was the usual storm of DBs and no matter what was clicked the difficulties only increased because more DBs appeared taking one around a circle.  We were forced to restart.

 

2015-12-15.

1410    For the 1000th time Lexmark has asked me to register the x2480.  We did that over a decade ago.  And why is there almost always a printing queue?  We do not do this.

1459. The DB telling us to install the printer diver will not vanish.  We have got to restart for the second time.

1715. Had to restart.  The Lexmark x2480 will not scan.  This has bee ongoing a while.

 

2015-12-16.

0838. Although we registered the fracking Lexmark x2480 again, having done so on December 16, 2006 when we bought it, it has pestered us innumerable times already today to register.

1308. Micro$hit did not stay in sleep mode, yet again.

1311. There has been mucho trouble when saving a file as far as the double DB goes.

 

2015-12-18, 1241. We have tried to connect three of our email accounts for at least a month but Micro$hit’s Office Outhou$e will not allow this simple thing.  We are limited to two and it is extremely difficult to wash our hands of the filthy mess when we give up.  I.e., th’ ol’ DBs jus’ keep oan poppin’ up.

 

2015-12-20.

0820. Micro$hit’s Office Word quit working.  File had to be closed.

0823. Now a DB tells that there is only a read only copy available.  This is happening for the nth time.

0832. We’ve been getting this.

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

0836. Now repeatedly this Micro$hit.

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

0850. It took an inordinate amount of time to restart and then operation was laggard.

1500. Numbering and Bullets is fucking $hitware.

1506. We were forced to restart.  Clicking to do so Micro$hit shut the Dell down.  It took even longer to reboot than before.

1717. Firefox $hit is already running but not responding.

 

2015-12-22, 1623. The Logitech M325 mouse died.

2015-12-23, 1824. Menu would not appear.  Comp. had to be manually shutdown.

2015-12-24, 0927. Menu would not appear.  Comp. had to be manually shutdown.

 

2015-12-25.

1006. Microsoft Office quit working again, the screen going to whitening.

1008-1020. Now the Micro$hits begin with the Read Only copies and all that $hit.

1227-1259. Trying to delete Micro$hit’s frack we get this DB.  We tried changing the name.  Finally we had to restart.

 

1234-1247.   Now the image cropping function will work nor can we delete the Picture Toolbar.

2015-12-28. Computer would not stay asleep.

 

2015-12-29.

0851. Selecting the layout for an image Micro$hit hit us with:

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

0902. I/O BT**.  This Great Spirit damned Micro$hit Office Word again has not saved the changes so painstakingly made.

0911. Now the fracking shit will not allow us to reposition an image.

 

2015-12-30.

1140. Found a folder somehow removed to the desktop.  It was Line6 and tone files we created were missing.  We had backup though.

1141 & 1255. Neither time would the power menu manifest.

 

2015-12-31.

1421-1425. The Lexmark x2480 is performing its stutter step dance.

1449. It turned itself off.

1500-1506. It would not progress on a scan yet again.  Forced to restart comp.

1528-1534. Forced to restart the comp. again after deleting this DB three or four times.

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

154o. Micro$hit is jumping through its asshole every which away.

 

2016

2016-01-02.

1513. Comp. would not stay asleep nor would the screensaver engage.  Comp. was on a long time.

1717. {http://www.ask.com/web?am=broad&q=who+gets+ss+death+benefits&an=google_s&askid=1f83fa83-1cd1-4 55d-9743-ca40666b1ef3-0-us_gsb&kv=default&gc=0&dqi=&qsrc=999&ad=semD&o=8961&l =dir&af=&_=1}.  Returning to the Google URL listings page after closing above, it went blank except for the Norton Security Suite banners.

 

2016-01-03.

1025-1030. The Lexmark x2480 refused to work.  We were forced to restart.

1040-1043. Restarted, but the scanning froze, then progressed excruciatingly slowly in jerks.  We could not move, use, or delete the Lexmark x2480 interface.  Restarted.

1046.  It will not scan.  Restarted.

1051. Finally!!!

1430. We gave up on trying to get the Lexmark x2480 to work.  It has failed today at least a dozen times.  This DB is repeatedly slammed in our faces.  We get these six to seven times in a row reappearing each time we click it off.

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

1548. Now fracking Office Outhou$e is asking for the password on one of our few remaining email accounts.

 

2016-01-04, 0851  Lexmark x2480 would not open.  Restarted.

2016-01-05, 1533. All menus on the Google interface are blacked out except for the icons on the left.  Restarted.

 

2016-01-06.

1325. the Logitech M325 mouse died.

1829. Shortcuts on the desktop would not work.  Thinks to Micro$hit we had to restart.

 

2016-01-07, 0922. It took c. five hours and ruined three DVD-Rs, but Micro$hit finally allowed us to backup our files.  Micro$hit did not copy two files on one of the backup disk.  We have much more trouble with Micro$hit than we can track.

 

2016-01-08, 0908. Power menu failed to appear.

2016-01-09.

0817. In Office Word the right justification setting kicked in without indication on the toolbar.  This has happened several times before.

1045. Lexmark x2480 yet again will not scan.

1210. Followed instructions and restarted comp. thrice.  The Lexmark x2480 still will not work. 

1248. Restarted.  Lexmark x2480 is still not up and running.

1327. Pasting a photo in a file, we had occasion to return immediately to it but it was gone.

1722. Restarted.  Lexmark x2480 is still not up and running.

18o8. We give up.

 

2016-01-10.

0844. Found the “Hide grammatical errors in this document” checked.  We did not check it.  We unchecked it.  Returned later and found it checked again.  It happened even more.  In addition, we found the spelling and grammatical settings were not as we had set them.

0853. A DB informs that there are too many spelling errors to check in a file.  The file is a mere 10,618 words long.  Baby words.  Baby words.

 

0913. After a dozen tries and one restart we finally got the Lexmark x2480 to scan text.  How long this miracle will last is not known.

 

0918. A DB informs that there are too many spelling errors to check in a file.  The file is a mere 10,618 words long.  Baby words.  Baby words.

0921. Twice the pointless DB informing of too many spelling errors.

 

2016-01-11.

0557. DB “Firefox is already running . . .”

0558. The same DB and then DB “Your Firefox profile cannot be loaded . . .”

 

2016-01-14.

0557. DB “Firefox is already running . . .”

0558. The same DB and then DB “Your Firefox profile cannot be loaded . . .”

 

2016-01-18.

1041-1047. Input became sluggish w/ the Microsoft Wireless Comfort Keyboard 1.0A Model 1045.  The batteries are ok.  Restarted.

1052. M$ is still doing it.

1057-1105. Restarted yet again.

1302. The Lexmark x2480 is frackin’ up royal again.  It would not scan to edit.  We cannot delete the shit to start over.

1320. Had to restart.

 

2016-01-19, 0846. Again 88.1 FM WYPR will not stream.

 

2016-01-21.

0520-0604. We could not set to work because Micro$hit is applying apps.  We requested no apps.  Once it got done we could not tackle our tasks because Micro$hit could not find System 32.  We restarted.

0615. Well, at last it seems Micro$hit will let us work.  The shortcuts on the desktop were fracked up, all pushed to the left side.  We found a shortcut that we did not place there.  Thanks Micro$hit.  We wonder how much of our lives you have cost us.

0722. Saved the screen but it did not save.

 

0709. WMP will not hold a full screen when playing visualizations.

1020. The brightness indicator from the Dell Display Manager is missing.

1024. We get slammed with this after restarting.

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

2016-01-24, 1751. The Dell Display Manager Error DB popped up.  It required three clicks to open DDM.

2016-01-26, 1751-1756. Files cannot be dropped into a folder on memory card.

2016-01-27.

1223. A shortcut pinned to taskbar will not work.

1757. Firefox is not working.

 

2016-01-28.

1230. Sleep mode did not work.

2205. The brightness indicator of the Dell Display Manager would not work.

 

2016-02-01.

1244. Micro$hit would not show the contents of an important data DVD.

1701. The brightness indicator on the Dell Display Manager disappeared.  Restarted.

 

2016-02-03.

0611. In Devices and Printers we found a copy of the Lexmark x2480 icon.

0704. Firefox is running but not responding.  Close Firefox.

0915. Shortcut found on desktop not made by us.

1034. Fracking Micro$hit keeps telling us that a file cannot be deleted because it is in use.  The file is not in use.

 

2016-02-05.

0914-0919. A memory card would not work.

1152. Mozilla Fox$hit no responding.  It has not opened @ least 5 pages.

 

2016-02-09.

1147. Sleep mode did not hold.

1321. Yet fracking again it was exceedingly difficult to get the external hard drive connected.

1626. When Fox$hit finally responded, it opened four Google interfaces and a DB popped up that it was not responding.  It was not.

1629. This time three Google interfaces opened but only one had text on it.

 

2016-02-11.

1040-1108. Great trouble with the Lexmark x2480.  The capitalists still pestered to register.  We got a weird DB, “Word is background printing . . .”  Restarted.

 

1106.  A document closed but left a blank gray WD.

1108.  The weird DB popped up again.

1111. The Lexmark x2480 junk finally printed.

The Logitech M325 mouse died.

 

2016-02-16.

1334. Fracking Mozilla Firefox froze on a webpage.  Trouble closing.

1346. Forced to restart.

 

2016-02-17, 0740-0929. Link shortcut menu has disappeared yet again from the taskbar.  It took this long to correct the situation.

2016-02-19, 0810.  The Logitech M325 mouse died.

2016-02-21, 1649. Micro$hit would not keep sleep mode and then broke the connection.

 

2016-02-23.

0850-0903. Office Outlook refused to send an email.  Now it will not open.  Restarted.

1038. The fracking Lexmark x2480 quit scanning photos.  The fracking driver is installed.

1420. Shockwave Flash Player crashed.  Had to restart.

 

2016-02-24, 0950. This bitch of a glitch is hard to fathom, as all of them are.  Notice the wedges over body of the guitar.  If you go to the site {http://rdn.harmanpro.com/productdocu

ments/documents/201286993145/DF7%20Manualoriginal.

pdf} and check the manual you will find no wedges over the guitar, but if you print it there are wedges.  Go figure.  Get it?

 

                                                                                                                        © Harman International Industries, Incorporated

2016-03-01, 1738. Mozilla Firefox crashed.  

When we finally got it closed, the last six pages opened.

2016-03-02, 1256. Our eight shortcuts to webpages on the taskbar suddenly stopped working then disappeared.

 

2016-03-04.

0906. Logitech M325 mouse died.

1141. The brightness indicator of the Dell Display Manager disappeared again.

 

1201. Dig this snafu.  We linked twice to {https://www.google.com/search?q=Anthony+C.+Spense &as_qdr= y15&bav=on.2,or.&cad=b&biw=1038&bih=703&dpr=1.2&ech=1&psi=Vr_ZVpXaDczfmAGpk4PIBg.1457110871093.3&ei=Vr_ZVpXaDczfmAGpk4PIBg&emsg=NCSR&noj=1}.

                Since the second link we have been getting this page {https://ipv4.google.com/sorry/IndexRedirect? continue=https://www.google.com/search%3Fq%3DAnthony%2BC.%2BSpense%26as_qdr%3Dy15%26bav%3Don.2,or.%26cad%3Db%26biw%3D1038%26bih%3D703%26dpr%3D1.2%26ech%3D1%26psi%3DVr_ZVpXaDczfmAGpk4PIBg.1457110871093.3%26ei%3DVr_ZVpXaDczfmAGpk4PIBg%26emsg%3DNCSR%26noj%3D1&q=CGMSBEWPQxMY1_7mtgUiGQDxp4NL_pga1Qiw6hJPGiuFhNM-XedbdbA}.

                Here are the contents of the page.

 

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Our systems have detected unusual traffic from your computer network.  This page checks to see if it's really you sending the requests, and not a robot. Why did this happen?

IP address: 69.143.67.19
Time: 2016-03-04T17:16:48Z

URL: https://www.google.com/search?q=Anthony+C.+Spense&as_qdr=y15&bav=on.2,or.&cad=b&b iw=1038&bih=703&dpr=1.2&ech=1&psi=Vr_ZVpXaDczfmAGpk4PIBg.1457110871093.3&ei=Vr_ZVpXaDczfmAGpk4PIBg&emsg=NCSR&noj=1

֎֍֎֍֎֍֎֍֎֍֎֍֎֍֎֍֎֍֎֍

                Naturally, we don’t get it.

 

2016-03-05.

1713. Computer would not stay asleep.

1727. YouTube page crashed.  Before we finally got it flushed this box   called the Exit Design Mode appeared.  Whatever the frack it is!                                            © Microsoft Corporation

 

2016-03-06.

1042. All files on a memory card archived and cannot be deleted nor changed from archive.  The Exit Design Mode box appeared.

1108. Micro$hit Office Outhou$e has crashed.

1113. It has become impossible to insert formatted text in AutoCorrect.

1122. Micro$hit Word crashed.  It will not open a file.  Restarted.

1127. Files still cannot be opened.

 

1130. Files can finally be opened.  It kept telling us that a WD we previously opened was hazardous to open because it had done nasty things the last time it was open.

1138. We finally got AutoCorrect corrected.  We can now input formatted text.

1140. The toolbar is totally trashed.  All our predispositions are gone.

 

1147. Got Micro$hit’s toolbar straightened out.

1148. Yet more entries have dropped from AutoText.

1152. We have discovered that all our hundreds of entries in AutoText have been deleted.  We are told that 255 characters is the maximum input.  It was not that way before now.

1705. The Exit Design Mode box keeps appearing when we open a certain file.

1823. The Exit Design Mode still appears when opening a certain WD.

 

2016-03-07, o751. AUTO/Text did not hold recent input.

2016-03-08, 1124. Despite our efforts the Exit Design Mode box still appears when a certain file is opened.

 

2016-03-20.

0825.

1.    The Exit Design Mode still appears when opening file Computer Problems.

2.  Downloaded Mozilla Firefox update early yesterday and have experienced various problems with it since.

 

2016-03-21, 1711.

1.    The Exit Design Mode shit still appears when opening this file.

2.  Clicked a folder shortcut and a particular file within a folder within the folder opened.

3.  Mozilla Firefox is still up fucking.

4.  The Xfinity television streaming stations are as fucked up as ever.

 

2016-03-22, 0712..

1.    Mozilla Firefox would not open: “Well, this is embarrassing”.

2.  Exit Design Mode icon.

 

2016-03-23.

0728.

1.    Mozilla Firefox would not open: “Well, this is embarrassing”.

2.  Exit Design Mode icon.

0928. Exit Design Mode icon is polluting two word document files.

1816.

1.    This has happened before.  Files cannot be moved into folders.  A copy will go into the folder but the original files still exists.  Also, they cannot be deleted because “Delete” does not appear on the menu.

2.  Exit Design Mode pollutes this file.

3.  Now Numbering is fracking up.  The numbers went to zeros, then became ones.

4.  We were forced to restart.

 

2016-03-24.

1710-1729. For the nth time the external hard drive will not connect thought the USB to the Dell.

1729-1732. It took this long to restart and the hard drive still will not connect.

1737. Finally the fracking thing is working.  We plugged it directly into the USB port.  On our forward USB ports we use extensions to save wear on the machine USB ports.  Guess the extensions are worn out.

 

2016-03-25, 1216. Exit Design Mode pollutes this file.

 

2016-03-27.

1124.

1.    Search function would not work.

2.  Exit Design Mode pollutes this file.

 

2016-03-28.

0805.

1.    “Server not available”.

2.  Exit Design Mode pollutes this file.

1331.

1.    It has become exceedingly difficult to copy to a memory card because Micro$hit will not access it.

2.  Exit Design Mode pollutes this file.

 

2016-04-01.

1.    Micro$hit crashed for long moments.

2.  Exit Design Mode pollutes this file.

 

2016-04-03, 1821.

1.    Updated Dell Display Manager after the PU.  The brightness indicator has again disappeared from the interface.

2.  Exit Design Mode pollutes this file.

 

2016-04-05.

0804. A 451 MB folder is missing from a memory card.

1745. Weird!  We dragged and dropped the Exit Design Mode box onto the desktop.  So far it has disappeared from this file.  When we close this file it disappears from the desktop.  When we open this file it reappears on the desktop.  It behaves the same when we click another window and the cursor leaves this file.

 

2016-04-06.

0645.

1.    Mozilla Firefox cannot find websites.

2.  Exit Design Mode pollutes desktop.

 

1655.

1.    Mozilla Fox$hit and Adobe Fla$h Player both crashed.

2.  Exit Design Mode pollutes desktop.

3.  Family Guy and the Simpsons still, after all this time, will not play consistently.

 

2016-04-07.

1814.

1.    Shitty $hockwave Fla$h Player crashed for the 1,000th time.

2.  Exit Design Mode pollutes desktop.  We just can’t flush the $hit.

 

2016-04-08, 1321.

1.    One shortcut to a webpage did not work.  Then Mozilla Firefox crashed.  Then all the shortcuts on the taskbar disappeared.

2.  Exit Design Mode pollutes desktop.

 

2016-04-10.

15o2. Micro$hit was streaming intermittently.  A DB appeared reading something like “Section eight has reached the breaking point . . .”  It was gone before we could print the screen.  We restarted to no effect.

1557.

1.    After pausing playback and sleep mode, Power DVD manifested a split screen and crashed.  The right half of the screen was normal, the one on the left very large.  We have seen this before.

2.  Exit Design Mode pollutes desktop.

1721. The right-hand menu would not manifest yet again.  Closed the device manually.

 

2016-04-11.

1301. Exit Design Mode pollutes desktop.

1607. Power DVD manifested a split screen.  The right half of the screen was normal, the one on the left very large.

1822. Ditto.

 

2016-04-12.

1547. Power DVD manifested the split screen.

1625. Put the computer into sleep mode but it came back and Power DVD manifested a split screen.  The left half was with the huge print; the right half was half of the last image aired.

1645. Power DVD manifested the split screen and crashed.  The right half of the screen was normal, the one on the left very large.  We have seen this before.

1650. Exit Design Mode pollutes desktop.

 

2016-04-13, 1652.

1.    Power DVD manifested the split screen.

2.  Exit Design Mode pollutes desktop.

 

2016-04-17, 1731.

1.    Mozilla Firefox crashed.

2.  Exit Design Mode pollutes desktop.

 

2016-04-17, 1800.

1.    The same file was missing from two memory cards.  Since files turn up missing sometimes, we feel this is Micro$hit’s fault.

2.  Exit Design Mode pollutes desktop.

 

2016-04-18.

1456. Power DVD manifested the split screen.

1724.

1.    Power DVD manifested the split screen.

2.  Exit Design Mode pollutes desktop.

 

2016-04-19.

0659.

1.    “Well, this is embarrassing”.  Mozilla Fox$hit has fracked up yet again.

2.  Exit Design Mode pollutes desktop.

1627.

1.    Although we downloaded a fresh version of Shockwave Flash it is still a POS.  When streaming the Simpsons after a commercial it resumes near the beginning of the episode.  Now $hockwave Fla$h $hit has crashed.

2.  Exit Design Mode pollutes desktop.

 

2016-04-21, 1648, 1935. Power DVD manifested the split screen.

 

2016-04-21, 0957. Streaming {http://xfinitytv.comcast.net/watch/The-Simpsons/6440918268753874112/5989 93987806/Teenage-Mutant-Milk-Caused-Hurdles/videos},  Adobe Flash plug-in crashed.  What it is, is that Xfinity does not want to come around with the services.  Why is then that there are always multiple problems with streaming their stuff?

 

2016-04-22.

1.    Fox$hit is already running . . .

2.  Fox$hit crashed.

3.  Still plagued with Exit Design Mode pollutes desktop.

 

2016-04-23, 1605.

1.    Powder DVD manifested the split screen.

2.  Print Screen will not work.

 

2016-04-24, 1107. Finally got Print Screen to work.

2016-04-24.

1105. Finally got Print Screen to work.

1238. Fox$hit is already running and not responding . . .

1659. Powder DVD manifested the split screen.

 

2016-04-25, 0903. Suddenly Micro$hit tells us that all the shortcuts on the taskbar have been moved, deleted or renamed.  We did no such thing.

 

2016-04-26, 0648. Mozilla Firefox: “Well this is embarrassing . . .”

2016-04-28, 1747. Powder DVD manifested the split screen.

2016-05-01, 1143. The computer did not stay asleep.

 

2016-05-02.

1609, 1659, 1808. Powder DVD manifested the split screen.

1932. Micro$hit crashed when clicking a shortcut to a video.  Then a DB about the Microsoft server execution having failed.  We did not go online.

1935. Everything crashed.  It was a royal Micro$hit.  We closed down the mill.

 

2016-05-04.

1253. Lexmark crashed.  The right menu would not appear.  Restarted manually.

1302. For the 1000th time this $hit tells us the printer in uninstalled.  Restarted.

1307. The “Printer uninstalled” DB several dozen times.  It keeps popping back up.

1309. Restarted.

1402. Lexmark crashed.

1405. The right menu would not appear.  Restarted manually.

1707. Powder DVD manifested the split screen.

 

2016-05-07, 1637. Powder DVD manifested the split screen.

2016-05-08.

1329. Computer would not stay asleep.

1725. Right-hand menu would not appear.

 

2016-05-09, 1644. Micro$hit crashed; had to restart manually.

2016-05-11.

1537. For the 1,000th time that nasty Adobe Flash Player has crashed.  It is little better than vaporware.

1551. Crashed the third.

 

2016-05-12.

1202. Micro$hit Office opened on a gray screen, and then a DB tells that it has stopped working.

1214. Micro$hit Office opened on a gray screen with a “File in use” DB.  Restarted.

 

2016-05-13.

1126. Firefox $hit is running but not responding.

1351. Lexmark x2480 crashed.  Restarted.

1358. The Lexmark x2480 crashed again.

 

2016-05-14, 0737. For several days now, synonyms will not appear in the popup menu.

2016-05-15.

0926-0931. Connecting to a page four times the page collapsed to Google interface.  Restarted.              

0941, 1119. It is still doing it.

1118. Four emails downloaded twice each.

1414. Thrice cutting a WD and pasting it into a folder would not remove it from the original folder.  It had to be manually moved.  This has happened before.

1420-1427. After three tries gave up trying to download a webpage complete.  The download is blank every time.

 

2016-05-16, 0739. Since yesterday Micro$hit has been telling us that various security software is not on.  Our security suite manages all that.

2016-05-17, 1507. When moving a WD and cutting, the original would not move from the folder.

 

2016-05-18.

0827-0903. Lexmark x2480 crashed.  The same problem with closing the “driver not installed” DB— time after time after . . .

0948. The page mentioned @ 2016-05-14, 1420-1427, still will not download.

1626. Powder DVD $hit manifested the split screen.

 

2016-05-19, 0538.

1.    For days Micro$hit has been instructing us to turn on Windows Firewall and Norton Security Suite.  We never turned them off and turning them on does not make th notification vanish.

2.  Exit Design Mode pollutes desktop.

 

2016-05-22.

1.    Lexmark x2480 crashed.

2.  An image crashed.  We cannot delete it nor the Image Properties box.  We were forced to restart.

3.  For about a year we have not been allowed to attach data such as copyright, etc., to an image of any derivation.  Now what kind of fracking Micro$hit is this?

4.  AutoText would not work.

5.  We still cannot download complete a certain webpage.  This, we discovered, for this one page only, began in January 2015.

 

2016-05-24.

0854. M$ keeps telling us to close a folder and try again to delete it.  The folder is closed.  We were forced to restart.

1125. Micro$hit keeps telling us “Windows Defender is turned off” & that “Norton Security Suite is turned off”.  Not true.  This has been ongoing for c. week.

1146. We are still plagued with that creepy Exit Design Mode pollution, and all copies of the file thereof.

 

Psywar 52

 

2016-05-25, 0734. Moving a webpage into a folder, only the file folder moved, the page itself vanished.

 

2016-05-26.

0921. Search function would not work.

0923. Often, when clicking the floppy icon to save a file, it is not saved but we are asked if we want to save it when closing it.

1234. Search function would not work.

 

2016-05-27

1.    Stupid Micro$hit keeps telling us “Windows Defender is turned off” & that “Norton Security Suite is turned off”.  Not true.  This has been ongoing for a week.  The “Show Hidden Icons” has two separate notices for this: Spyware and unwanted software protection, and Virus protection.

2.  Exit Design Mode pollutes desktop.

3.  M$ tells us we cannot backup a folder because it is open.  The folder is closed.  When finally it would allow backing up, it told us the folder was already in the folder.

 

2016-06-01, 1313. Search function will not work.

2016-06-02.

0951. Out of nowhere a never seen before dynamic context menu appeared lower right, and the cursor disappeared.

1320. For the second time today fracking $hitware Fox$hit Mozilla crashed.  $cript won’t work or some $hit.

 

2016-06-03.

131o. Mozilla Fox$hit not responding.

1313. Streaming video the webpage would not close.  Forced to restart.

1320. The screen opened blank and in white on black contrast which we have never used.  When opening shop we found a screen theme that we did not choose, and this one is stored as an unsaved theme.

1324. The video @ {http://i.imgur.com/t3CF25z.gif} has still not closed.

1657. No sound when playing back DVD.  It is not uncommon to have no sound when streaming video.  Forced to restart.

1848. Power menu did not appear on the right, had to shutdown manually.

 

2016-06-04, 0601.  Micro$hit is still making screen themes on its own.  Only with difficulty can these be deleted.

2016-06-06.

0818-0836. AutoText will not work.  Forced to restart.

0836. Micro$hit is still making screen themes on its own.

 

2016-06-07.

0527.

1.    When the computer comes on in the mornings, the screen is blank as it has been using a screen theme that it itself generated.

2.  Exit Design Mode pollutes desktop.

1211. AutoText would not work.

 

2016-06-08.

0947. Trying to add garbage to the Junk E-mail list we get:

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

1422. Closing Mozilla Fox$hit, the Mozilla Fox$hit shortcut icon disappeared from the taskbar.

 

2016-06-09.

0654-0902. We made a one word change in a Psywar 51 and it took this long for Mozilla Firefox

and / or mine host to make the change.  Now what kind of crap is that?

 

2016-06-12.

1127. It took over three-and-a-half (3½) hours to make a mere four (4) backup data disks.  Crap lousy Micro$hit kept saying there was no disk in the drive, and / or it could not format, and / or it kept ejecting the disk, and / or telling us to insert a writable disk, and / or the disk is write protected, and / or etc.  Burning a any kind of disk  with Micro$hit in near.

1448. Micro$hit is still making screen themes on its own.

 

2016-06-14, 0903. Lexmark x2480 crashed.

 

2016-06-15, 1333. This is likely the fault of Mozilla Fox$hit.  Since the second week of January, we have been unable to download our stats.  One page only of the c. billions of pages stuck on the Web that we could not download.  This was, as said, our stats.  But with a turn of the worm.  Opening the file folder we found them there twice.  Go figger.  However, the kink is still not straight.  Noble Microsoft’s Internet Explorer resolved the problem with grace and aplomb.  Grace and aplomb, get it?  Grace and aplomb.  You live or you die by your stats.  Your stats are the staff of life.

 

2016-06-16, 0713. Trying to add garbage to the blocked senders list we get the above crap.

2016-06-17, 0838. A link shortcut icon changed its appearance.

 

2016-06-18.

0858. More entries found missing from AutoText.

1311. Right-hand Micro$hit menu yet again will not appear.  Open windows will disappear when it is sought, then reappear with the cursor.

1411. Firefox crashed.  All windows are sluggish and generally fracked up.  No right-hand menu.  Forced to restart manually.

1424. The menu bar disappeared and Mozilla Fox$hit is opening all files in the same tab although we did not request this.

 

2016-06-19.

1438. A few weeks ago we discovered a Music folder with the little blue note symbol in the Videos folder in Libraries.  We deleted it but our vast Music catalog in its folder in Libraries deleted as well.  We reloaded, of course, and the same thing happened.  A Music file appeared in videos.  Today music shortcuts will not work!  We shall move the folder out of Videos and onto the desktop and delete it.

1526. The same GS damned thing happened.  Micro$hit made the Music folder in Videos.  And we have dozens of shortcuts to delete and reinstall.  Micro$hit bugware! Ladies and eunuchs.  The bane of businesses everywhere.

 

1532. The fracking Logitech M325 mouse died.

1533. The GS damned fracking AutoText dropper the < Logitech M325 mouse died. > entry.

1534. Clicked on the Mozilla Firefox shortcut and the $hitware opened three pages.

1543. A shortcut to a WD was dropped from a shortcut folder on the desktop.

 

2016-06-20.

1220. Streaming The Simpsons, crap lousy Adobe Flash Player has crashed yet again.  We gave up.  Hardly do we get to view a Simpsons or Family Guy episode.  We paid for this.  Xfinity sucks dog dicks.

1744. Suddenly, memory card drives will not list in the left-hand menu.

1327. Fox$hit crashed severely.

 

2016-06-21, 0901. We still have problems trying to add garbage to the Junk E-mail list.

2016-06-22, 1707. Office Outlook would not respond.

2016-06-23, 1522. Window$ Media Player has crashed, forced to restart manually.

 

2016-06-26.

0807. Neither AutoText or AutoCorrect work.

1855. The right-hand menu again did not appear— forced to shutdown manually.

 

2016-06-29.

1435.  Putting a WS into a folder M$ did not ask to overwrite but automatically overwrote.

1800. Mozilla Fox$hit crashed, could not be loaded.

 

2016-07-02.

0848. Search function in Microsoft Office would not work.

1030. Computer would not stay asleep.

 

2016-07-04, 2025. Forced to restart because WMP would not open.

2016-07-05, 0823. Window$ is still making desktop themes.  It is difficult to delete these junk themes, in fact we have one that cannot be deleted.

2016-07-09, 1620. Adobe Fla$h Fuck crashed again, as it does several times a day.  We thought that we would have to manually restart but it snapped out of it so we closed the $hit.

2016-07-10, 1209. Right-hand menu yet again would not appear, forced to close put it to close it manually.  We could not put it to sleep like we wanted to.

 

2016-07-14, 0714. Google shortcut disappeared from taskbar.

 

2016-07-15.

1137. Window$ Office crashed causing loss of data.

1138. Now the fracking $hitware has locked us out.  We cannot save changes.

1140. Now we cannot file a copy under a different name and delete the old one.  $hitware tells us the file is open.  The file is not open in WINWORD.EXE whatever the frack that is.

1145. We had to restart manually because the fracking POS right-hand menu would not appear.

1148. The $hitware still will not let us delete the file.  We were trying to past in a line of text from a website when Micro$hit began acting up.

 

1151. Now it’s fracked up the PC Folder.

1203. The file deleted but now we cannot rename the file made for it because “the file is open in Microsoft Word”.

1211. Finally, Micro$hit’s $hitware let us get it straight.

1256. Excuse us.  We found the WD on desktop and Window$ $hitware still will not allow us to delete it.

1303. Clicking “notify” in a DB to inform us when the file was no longer used by “another user”, a blank page opened between text in the WD we are working on.

 

2016-07-16

1443. Fracking finally, after the electricity had suddenly gone out 1:08 hours, and after long hours of aggravating hassle, Micro$hit Orifice allowed us to delete the fracking WD.  Who would have believed?

1444. We are yet plagued with the Exit Design Mode icon infest our desktop.

1452. Keyed the Mozilla Firefox shortcut and it opened twice with the familiar page saying that it could not find the server.

1528. Internet service is restored.

 

2016-07-18.

0713. Ever time we startup Window$ tells us we have notifications when we do not.

o755. The Norton Security Suite icon disappeared.

1811. Ninety deleted emails from early this year reappeared.  Delete file has been dumped many times since then.  This has happened before.

 

2016-07-19.

1105. Webpages did not change to match the personalization scheme.  All dynamic menus were largely blank.

1131. Same prob.  Forced to restart.

1651. Logitech M325 mouse died.

1754. Micro$hit Office opened a blank gray screen.

 

2016-07-20, 1134. Micro$hit Office opened a blank gray document.

2016-07-21.

0941. Logitech M325 mouse died.

1028.

1.    Windows Office dropped a line of text.  There was no way to restore it.  The text kept jumping back and forth.

2.  Windows Office would not allow a border for an image to be chosen.

 

2016-07-23, 1211. The wayward Music folder which we reported unable to delete disappeared for the Desktop and turned up in Pictures folder.

 

2016-07-24.

0816. DB: “A script on this page may be busy, or it may have stopped responding. You can stop the script now, open the script in the debugger, or let the script continue.

                Script: http://noisetrade.com/jacquede…ler/shine-single-from-on-glide:0

 

                The page crashed with all the annoyance that entails.  We were forced to restart.

 

0817. Why is it, that when we click an WD icon on the taskbar, it opens at the top of the document instead of the bottom where we likely were working. 

0833. Now Mozilla FireShit is going nuts opening sheet closed well before restarting, and the pages crashing.

0856. Search function would not work.

 

2016-07-25, 1443. Search function would not work.

2016-07-26, 0833. Logitech M325 mouse died.

 

2016-07-28.

0708. Logitech M325 mouse died.

0719. O$$i¢e Outlook crashed.

 

2016-07-29.

1134. O$$i¢e Outlook is still crashed.  Power starting the modem did not help.

1215. System restore restored O$$i¢e Outlook.

1602. $yberLink crashed.  We were forced to manually restart.

1608. Updated Dell Display Manager earlier.  Brightness indicator mission.  Forced to restart.

 

2016-07-30, 1439. Mozilla Firefox shortcut on taskbar dysfunctional.

 

2016-07-31.

0814. Micro$hit is still making screen themes on its own.

0932. Micro$hit’s AutoText has dropped multiple entries.

1218. Cutting and pasting still mighty Micro$hit will not remove the original image.

 

2016-08-01, 1558. For the second time today Dell Display Manager would not open.

2016-08-02.

1527. Mozilla Firefox icon disappeared from taskbar.

1537. Dell Display Manager would not open.

 

2016-08-03, 1616. Dell Display Manager would not open.

 

2016-08-04.

0717.

1.    Wallpaper was stretched across entire screen

2.  Window$ created another unsaved theme.

1552. Dell Display Manager would not open.

 

2016-08-05, 1609. Dell Display Manager would not open.

2016-08-06.

1125. Dell Display Manager would not open.  We are through updating the Dell Display Manager.  No more.  Every time more problems.

1703-1712.

1.    Window$ O$$ice is sluggish, freezes, a webpage opened on its own.

2.  Mozilla Fox$hit crashed.

 

2016-08-07.

1247. Lexmark x2480 crashed and still asks to register the product which was registered nearly ten (10) years ago.

1249. Not telling us it is not installed.

1254. Forced to restart.

1532.

1.    Streaming Family Guy is, yet again, impossible.  It is stop and go.  The animation stops the sound continues and then the $hitware plays catch-up. 

2.  Yet fracking again, for the past two days, streaming soma.fm is broken up continually with long periods of silence.

 

2016-08-08.

1520. Yet again when moving files to a folder on a memory card the files in the original folder do no disappear in the original folder, and “cut” is missing from the dynamic menu.  We were forced to remove the card and reinsert it.

1535. Dell Display Manager would not open. 

 

2016-08-11.

1253. O$$ice Outlook would not send emails— forced to restart.

1759. Window$ did not grant option of overriding or nor overriding a file when backing up; and does it repeatedly on a memory card.

 

2016-08-12.

0731.

1.    {http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/08/democrats-bracing-new-batch-damaging-hacked-emails/}.  This page crashed.

2.  $hockwave Flash trash crashed.

2016-08-14, 1522. For weeks O$$ice Outlook has been filing any sort of email at all in the Large Mail folder.

 

2016-08-17.

0833. Spell checker is not working and certainly not for the first time.

1513. The Dell Display Manager refuses to work open correctly.

 

2016-08-19, 1337. A whole toolbar and red markings suddenly appeared for Show and Review or some shit.

2016-08-20.

1133. Right-hand menu would not manifest.  We were forced to shutdown than put it to sleep.

1502. Ditto.

 

2016-08-21.

0835. Cutting and pasting on a memory card again did not work.  Although it indicated so, it neither backed up the files or cut them from the original folder.

0859. Forced to restart.  Sticky Notes did not reappear.

 

0907. It takes lengthy stretches of time to get the fracking Lexmark x2480 to work each time.  The frackers are still requesting the password be registered after registering it nigh a decade ago.

0910. DB: Micro$hit Office Word has stopped working.

0911. Now the WD is a Read Only file with all the headaches that entails.

0912. Micro$hit will not open the file but opens a different file.  Its tab does not appear on the taskbar.  Properties does not indicate that it is Read Only.

 

0916. Micro$hit keeps telling us to open a Read Only copy.

0918. Forced to restart.

0920. Now we can’t get the fracking Lexmark x2480 to work.  It goes Ring Around the Rosie with the DBs.

0930. Finally!!

 

2016-08-29.

0659. Micro$hit saved a theme without permission again, images of screen icons will not appear, theme will not change.  Cannot delete unsaved screen.

0705. Restarting did not help.

0750. Restarted thrice still no change.

 

0950. During the last two hours we have tried to Recovery Window$.  It keeps going through a cycle of gathering information and then restarting.  We do not have the time to detail this, what with saving the nation and all, not that that is important.

1210. Again, after being unplugged, when we started it, Micro$hit restarted it.

 

1230.

Time after time we chose Automatic Repair it tells us to restart again.

It tells us to restart again.

Fracking Window$ is restarting yet again.

Now Window$ says it must restart yet again.

We turned the computer off and restarted.  It tells us to restart.  Note: We try much else besides this but Micro$hit is just that.  They are only in it for the money.

Using the Advanced techniques we pressed F4 to enable Safe Mode.

Micro$hit tells us to restart again.

 

1243. Refreshing the PC.  We tried to avoid this because Micro$hit lies.

1303. For the past 20 minutes it has been driving us crazy about a seven number code needed for email.  We have no seven number coded.  Never have had a seven number code.

 

1340. Micro$hit lied.  It deleted all our pictures, scores of shortcuts, some folders were deleted and sometimes a file or two left on desktop which did not work, shortcuts that are left do not work.  The Music folder (see above) is still corrupted, it is in two places, the Exit Design Mode icon is still in the X File, it is cascading icons on the taskbar, It will not save tabs for open files and folders on the taskbar, we have never even seen this and we do not like it, when clicking to Zoom from say 100% to 150% it switches to print layout view.  Several hundred saved emails were delete by Micro$hit.  AutoText, AutoCorrect, Custom Dictionary are wiped out.  Sticky notes is gone.  About ten apps were deleted.

 

2016-08-30.

0654.  Intel Management and Security Status PU upper right.

1143. Automatically inserting date will not work.

1146. A file was stored in the wrong folder, nor will it display the digital date, i.e., 2016-08-30 below the time in the lower right corner.

1441. For some Micro$hit reason it began automatically opening Clipboard.

1448. A tremendously large music folder did not copy but M$ said it did.

 

2016-08-31.

0733. Whenever we insert a memory card we get a banner popup upper right.

0938. Still no email.

1034. Norton Safe Search caused tremendous problems.  We disabled it.

1128. Great Spirit damned fuckin’ {https://web.mail.comcast.net/zimbra/mail? . . .} had done nothing but crash all day long.  It tells us about bugs in the scrip, jumps around to other pages, will not open emails, close emails, delete emails.

 

1310-1720. Installed 182 important updates.

1715. WD downloaded into folder without asking to overwrite.

 

2016-09-01.

0739. Making a shortcut it asked if it should replace the shortcut already on Desktop.  There was none that.  We said yes but the shortcut did not appear.  However, deleting the shortcut for the folder the file was in, the shortcut to the WD appears.

0741. It is not asking whether to delete or not.

 

0843. Still no email, no Dell Display Manager, and we cannot get any of the rear speakers to work.

0854. We were typing an email at our server, suddenly bleeping tones sounded and the page closed.  What the frack was that about?

1307. Installed 18 important updates and earlier 2 important updates.

 

2016-09-03.

0804.

1.    In Personalization it is impossible to make save themes as you wish.

2.  Still no email

3.  Still no Line6 Gearbox.

4.  Exit Design Mode icon plagues us still.

5.  Two rear speakers not yet working.

6.  Playlists not yet restored and shortcuts.

7.   Still compiling special characters, AutoText, AutoCorrect, Custom Dictionary.

 

2016-09-04.

0834. Window$ Office Word: when pressing return, the cursor would move to the middle of the next line repeatedly.  This happened suddenly, deleting characters being input.

1532. Firefox $hit still will not download statistical webpages properly.  When it does downloads them, improperly, it closes the page.  Internet Explorer will not connect with host.

 

1536. Internet Explorer fracking crashed.  After 5 minutes we were forced to restart.

1549. Micro$hit is still crashed.

1701. Micro$hit is still crashed.

 

2016-09-05.

0736. With neither Firefox or Internet Explorer can we access mine host.  Internet Explored has crashed and is forcing us to restart.

0722. Micro$hit quit working when copying and image from a webpage.  Hassle with file recovery.

0730. It has stopped asking whether or not to delete a file.

 

0842. We can send email but cannot receive it.  Operations are always hampered by that fracking email.

1248. Window$ became stuck restarting.  We waited over five minutes and then restarted manually.

This was because of Line 6 Gearbox which has always been close to a POS, unless it is M$’$ fault.  It keeps (and has kept) shutting down.  We cannot get it to sound through computer speakers or headphone.  Yesterday we had it sounding through headphone but today silence.

 

2016-09-06.

1302. Micro$hit Office Outlook has crashed half-dozen times.

1307. Restarted and the $hitware is still not responding.

1311. We were forced to restart again.

 

1319. Micro$hit Office Outlook crashed yet again.

1324. Again.

1326. Again.

1330. Micro$hit Office Outlook $hitware crashed yet again.

1335, Again.  Scores of times it has asked for the passwords, again and again and again and . . .

1338. The $hitware crashed yet again.

1405. The fracking $hitware crashed again.  Over and over for the passwords, $hitware.

 

1558. The fracking $hitware crashed again, n, @ 1539.

1652. O$$ice Outlook will not open.

1702. Opened in Safe Mode.  The $hitware CRASHED.

1732. Restarted; it crashed again.

1743. It crashed again.

 

2016-09-07.

0718. WMP not responding.

0822. Window$ O$$ice Outlook $hitware crashed n, @ 0825, 0830, 0835.

1154. The excellent Micro$hit $hitware crashed again n, @ 1156 ditto, 1219, n 1310.

                None of our email many accounts are up and running, Line 6 does not work, not all material has been input to AutoText, AutoCorrect, Custom Dictionary, we have not updated to Windows 8.5 yet for the dread of losing another week of work.

1806. Crashed.

 

2016-09-08.

0827. Window$ O$$ice Outlook $hitware crashed.

0906. Crashed.

1315. Fracking $hockwave Flash crashed.

 

2016-09-09

1214. Window$ Office crashed.

1256. Not only will O$$ice Outlook $hitware not work properly, but we are still unable to “AutoText” addresses.  Also, it is impossible to delete emails.

 

2016-09-10.

1316. The Music Folder can no longer be accessed from the side menu.

1319. Now the icons have disappeared from the Music Folder in Libraries.

1333. Found a repeat of the Music Folder within the Music Folder.

1452. The folders returned to the Music Folder but there are two designated areas for them the one (Empty).  Running the curser over the icons, sometimes all of them are selected.  A Music shortcut appears on Desktop.  It cannot be deleted.

1529. WD began automatically making border lines.

 

2016-09-11, 0804. Select and Copy of Character Map is malfunctioning.  It copies one half a character.  This is deucedly hard to delete from the field in Character Map.  It copies one character over another.  When we paste the characters in a WD, the half the character is difficult to delete.  It is as though only half the character is actually input.  The left half is over the margin after pasting.

 

2016-09-12.

0737. Window$ O$$ice Outlook $hitware crashed.

1818. Installed 249 important updates.

 

2016-09-13.

0802. Installed 10 important updates and 8 optional updates.

0945, 0947, 0948, 1251. Window$ O$$ice Outlook $hitware crashed.

 

2016-09-14.

0830.

1.    Window$ O$$ice Outlook $hitware crashed 4 times.

2.  Norton Security Suite icon has disappeared from taskbar, and it will not run updates.

3.  Dell Display Monitor still does not work properly.

 

0933. O$$ice Outlook $hitware crashed thrice more.

0954. Installed 13 important updates and 8 optional updates.

1327. Finally, mine host is up and running, we could not log in for days, but still cannot download the stats of life with Mozilla Fox$hit.  Still no email, no Line 6.

 

 

1338. In an email file we found this sort of text with the vertical line to the left.  The x’s are ours.

 

From: X
Sent: 30 August, 2015 16:03
Subject: This just in ...

                I got this message from X today in regards to X X X... I need your counsel!!

https://db.tt/Bc40Rs7T

          This is a link to the video of the guy that s going to X X XXX. X thought he was great

                We are putting the X back together and just talked toX who is very interested in doing it too

                We have the people who work with X and X backing us

And this guy X actually X X X X X X X X with X for X and X. X for X X

 

                Trying to paste this weird stuff in this file caused Microsoft Office to crash.  When finally pasted, the Font box appeared.  Then Save As opened on its own.  Now this file has auto locked.  And here is another odd thing.

                Keep in mind that we copied and pasted this message twice.  We copied it out of the email and pasted it into an email archive, then we copied it out of the email archive and pasted it into this file and it kept its bizarre format.  In the email archive they formatted the same with a dark gray line on the left page edge extending the height of the entry, but which when pasted here appears green.

 

                “Double double toil and bubble”.  When you place the cursor on a line a large yellow tag appears with this:  “Unknown, 2015-08-30 6:09 PM inserted”, followed by all the text on that line.  We have come across this “glitch” or “twitch” several times before.

 

1344. We found another entry like the text at above.  On 2016-09-25 0926-0941 we checked the entire email archive.  We found these weirdo entries at the times listed below.  

 

2015-07-05 (header was blue and underlined)

2015-07-16

2015-08-05

2015-08-18 (2 found)

2015-08-21

2015-08-25

2015-08-26 (2 found)

2015-08-30 (2 found)

2015-10-04

2015-11-13

2015-12-21

2015-12-22 (2 found)

2015-12-27

2015-12-28

2015-12-29

2016-01-14

2016-01-23 (2 found)

2016-01-24

2016-02-02

2016-o2-04 (2 found)

2016-o3-14 (2 found)

2016-04-02

2016-04-12

 

                In one area, (we apologize for our laxness) a green line appeared on the left margin, not the page edge.  It was the height of the space between entries, i.e., Georgia 18.  Text had to be cut and pasted as text only to rid of it.

 

1339. Now we find another file locked.

1341. Cannot delete old Computer Problems file.

1353. Another file is locked.

1459. It maybe took us four hours merely to get the printer working, and that not very well.

 

2016-09-16.

0653. Window$ O$$ice Outlook $hitware crashed a dozen times since last noted.

1204.

1.    O$$ice Outlook tells us twice with a DB that “Microsoft Word is set to be your e-mail editor.  However, Word is unavailable, not installed, or id not the same version as Outlook.  The Outlook  e-mail editor will be used instead”.

2.  O$$ice Outhou$e has crashed five to ten more times.

 

2016-09-17.

1027. Micro$hit hit us with three DBs the first telling us, “Windows cannot print due to a problem with the current printer setup.”  Etc.  Followed by two other on the same theme.  The printer was not requested.

1300. Micro$hit O$$ice Outhou$e has crashed a score more times.

 

2016-09-18.

0718-0733. Starting up a DB lower right informed us that we had been temporarily logged on and that any files we made would not be maintained when we signed out.  We never log on we start up.  A Google Chrome and Micro$hit store logo appeared on the taskbar lower left.  We do not use Google Chrome.  We buy nothing from those capitalist pigs.  We took a screenshot of this.  The computer would not stop cycling.  We turned it off.  When we restarted the screenshot was not retained, although desktop did manifest before we cut power.

 

0739.

1.    Micro$hit O$$ice Outhou$e has crashed a score more times.  As we mentioned we cannot delete email.  Sever times we removed the file and reinstalled it.  The emails were somehow retained.  What the frack is going on?  We are allowed but one malfunctioning account when we need at least five.  One email account that totally malfunctions we cannot delete.

2.  Opening a WD earlier Micro$hit O$$ice did not respond.  Closing it the gray screen appeared.

 

0833. For the past several days Micro$hit’s O$$ice Word has not held the right margin in Web Layout View.

0838. The wallpaper and Personalization switched from one theme to another automatically.

 

1206. Hundreds of times O$$ice Outhou$e has asked for a password on various none operational email accounts.  It always opens one password DB then immediately on that another, sometimes for more than one account making the number of password DBs 4, 6, etc.  For each password DB it opens a tab on the taskbar in addition to the tab for O$$ice Outhou$e itself.

 

1218. Online, Mozilla Fire$hit dropped black menus from the menu bar, and certain images from websites could not be viewed.  Restarted.

 

1346. Mozilla Firefox crashed.  Window$ has also crashed.  The right-hand menu options appear but

clicking Settings the menu goes away.  Streaming stopped.  We were  forced to restart manually.

1356.  The right-hand menu will not appear.  We were forced to restart manually.

1400. Right-hand margins will not hold in Web Layout View.

1405. We could not set right-hand margin  in Web Layout View.

1406.  We were forced to manually restart.

1408. Reset right-hand margin but many tabs appeared.

 

2016-09-19.

0953.

1.    Micro$hit O$$ice Outhou$e would not open.  We were forced to restart, then it had to be opened in safe mode.  Micro$hit O$$ice Outhou$e has crashed a score more times.

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

2.  In Web Layout View right-hand margin will not hold.

1058. Two DBs tell us that Fox$hit cannot open because my profile is missing or inaccessible.

 

2016-09-20.

1005. $hockwave Fla$h Player crashed twice.

1255. Two DBs tell us that Fox$hit cannot open because my profile is missing or inaccessible.

1302. Much trouble with email from those capitali$t at Comcast / Xfinity.  The cocksuckers forced us to restart.  Filthy $hockwave Fla$h Player crashed.  It is that unresponsive script bullshit.

 

1308. We had to start the goddamned fucking O$$ice Outhou$e in Safe Mode.

1310. O$$ice $hithou$e will not close anymore, it only crashes.

1316. Filthy $hockwave Fla$h Player crashed.  It is still that unresponsive script bullshit from those greedy cocksuckers.

1809. Formatting a DVD-R will not erase the data on the disk.

 

2016-09-21.

0615. Micro$hit’s O$$ice Word refuses to maintain the right-hand margin in Web Layout View.

0623. It began automatically making hyperlinks.

0647. Our browser is suddenly not supported.

0807. When going to the end of the library in WMP, it scrolls back to the top and sometimes jumps around.  We have seen this before.

 

1141. O$$ice $hithou$e will not open.

1225. Often we cannot sign in for our email at shitty Comcast / Xfinity.

1226. Now the fracking script has crashed.

 

1228. “A script on this page may be busy, or it may have stopped responding. You can stop the script now, open the script in the debugger, or let the script continue.  Script: http://my.xfinity.com/adframe /home/x31:0”.

1229. Now fracking Mozilla Fire$hit has crashed.

1806. Had to open O$$ice Outhou$e in Safe Mode yet again.

 

2016-09-22.

1326. Micro$hit O$$ice $hithou$e says it can’t find our file and gave us six to seven different DBs.

1238. Clicking O$$ice $hithou$e’$ tab on the taskbar we get this webpage, {http://www.rhymezone. com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=+place&typeofrhyme=perfect&org1=syl&org2=l&org3=y}.

1759. Fox$hit crashed.

 

2016-09-23

1.    It took three clicks to open this file.  It often takes multiple clicks to open a file although it is the file is set to open on one click.

2.  Installed 1 important and 8 optional updates.

 

0723. Closing this file three gray Window$ had to be closed.

1335. Fracking filthy Firefox $hit has crashed yet again.

1339. The goddamn fucking shit crashed again.  It is either Fox$hit or Xfinity mail.  Crash, after crash, ten to fifteen seconds for a command to be executed.  What in the fucking Hell is going on anymore.

1341. $hockwave Fla$h Shit crashed.

1342. Fox$hit crashed again.  Profile cannot be found.

 

2016-09-24.

1154. Sticky Notes crashed and wiped out data, later recovered.

1710. “A script on this page may be busy, or it may have stopped responding.  You can stop the script now, open the script in the debugger, or let the script continue.”

 

Script: https://s.ytimg.com/yts/jsbin/www-en_US-vflWB5xoz/base.js:13

 

                How many scores of times have we seen this?  Who can count?  Who can count?  We do not think that these people really know what they are doing. 

 

2016-09-25.

0820. Crap lousy Window$ crashed, or “stopped working”.  Juicy data was lost you motherfuckers.

0959. Now Micro$hit tells me a file we previously opened caused an error.  Do you want to open it?  We said no.  The DB closed.  Clicking that file to open it selected another file icon but did not open it.

1037. Opening another file the same happened.  Answered no.

1038. Tried opening the same file again, again the same shit happened.

1039. The same happened but we opened the file with Micro$hit $hitting on us.

 

1725. {http://xfinitytv.comcast.net/watch/The-Simpsons/6440918268753874112/587155011844/Love %2C-Springfieldian-Style/videos}.  Crap lousy Adobe Flash plug-in crashed.

1727. Again, gave up. 

1751. O$$ice Outhou$e crashed for the nth time.

 

2016-09-26.

1057. {https://connect.xfinity.com/. . .}. 

Unresponsive script from capitalist pigs, the nauseating $hockwave Fla$h $hitware.

1211. Ditto.

1216. Ditto.

1304. O$$ice Outhou$e has crashed many more times.

 

2016-09-27.

0830. Had to open O$$ice Outhou$e in Safe Mode yet again.

0833. O$$ice Outhou$e has crashed dozens of times since last listed.

 

2016-09-28.

1543. Right-hand menus will not manifest.

1643. Forced to manually restart.

 

2016-09-29.

1254. Logitech M325 mouse died.

1333. A 37.7 MB folder disappeared from documents.

 

2016-09-30.

0717. Webpage closed of itself.

0853. Eight optional updates downloaded.

1422. O$$ice $hithou$e will not open.

 

2016-10-01.

0720. For some a$$hole reason known only to Micro$hit, but probably not, when erasing Requiem, Dimension X originally broadcast 1951-09-22 it stopped erasing.  At the point it stopped erasing, Window$ Media Played then stopped burning Gene Shepherd’s radio broadcast Army Pass originally broadcast 1965-01-28 .  (Everything we love is shit on.)

 

**************    **************

0828-0841. We could not close our Computer Problems file.  This DB appeared:

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

                Clicking Retry or Cancel or X only made it blink.  We are not on a fucking network.  We tried closing other files before restarting Micro$hit’s Window$ O$$ice but got this:

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

                No fracking dialog box was open.

                The time noted above is the time it took to restart because after c. 09:13 minutes of restarting, the Great Spirit damned fucking shit began processing fracking updates.  This is where the bulk of our time goes, merely trying to get Micro$hit’s shitty products to work.

 

**************    **************

0936. Now Great Spirit damned Micro$hit Corporation has not saved 300-400 words of original text.

1043. $hockwave Fla$h filth crashed.

 

1058. Office Shithouse is making over six passwords request at a time.  We have input these passwords hundreds of times.  It has crashed hundreds of times.  We have opened in Safe Mode hundreds of times.  And the capitalist cocksuckers at Xfinity / Comcast are as bad and have locked us out of things we pay a pound of flesh monthly to receive.  

 

1318-1334. Lexmark x2480 printer would not open.  We were forced to restart for the 6th time today.

1334. We reinstalled the driver and restarted the computer.

1612. Cyber$hit crashed twice.  We restarted.  It crashed again.  Now, not only can we not stream the Simpsons, but we cannot watch Madagascar 2 DVD.

 

2016-10-03.

1002. Lexmark x2480 printer crashed.

1006. Restarted.

1009. Installed the “updated” driver for the nth time and restarted.  Window$ tells me we cannot open this file because we locked it out.  Did not neither!

 

2016-10-05, 0725. Found two folders in Documents that we did not create: Fax and Scanned Documents.

2016-10-09, 0843. Micro$hit’s Office crashed costing us text.

2016-10-10, 0730. Micro$hit’s Office opened a WD file with a gray blank.

 

2016-10-11.

0648. Found in Documents a Scanned Documents folder we did not create.

0744. Opened Office Outlook and a DB popped up telling us our IMAP server has closed the connection.  We have never seen this one before.  No it had not.

0759. The Exit Design Mode box still plagues this file.  It is impossible to flush.

1211. Found shortcut for the calculator on desktop.  We tried to install a shortcut to calculator on the taskbar but it would only appear as a tab so we deleted it.

 

© Microsoft Corporation

Psywar 53

 

2016-10-12.

0954.  Word Document characters repeatedly jump down one line, and repeats the characters in the line vacated, but jumps back up.  These are the characters as used.

                Increasing the line size, the diamonds are repeated on the left at the margin permanently.

Reducing the line size the diamonds disappear.  After much hassle, the diamonds stabilized with proper line spacing.

 

2016-10-13, 1748. Search function would not work.

2016-10-14.

0902. Thrice we have underlined text but making a webpage the text was no underlined.  We have seen this sore of Micro$hit before, lot of times before.

1303. {http://my.xfinity.com/?cid=xfinityconnecttocomcastnet}. The debugging script shit.

 

2016-10-15.

0754. Micro$hit would not close a WD.

0914. Exit Design Mode has infested another Word Document.

1036. When backing up on a memory card, again we were not given the option of canceling the transfer of data.

1303. The debugging script shit @ {http://my.xfinity.com/?cid=xfinityconnecttocomcastnet} and then Shockwave Flash trash crashed.  $hitware!

 

2016-10-16.

0853. It was difficult to replace the “pen” cursor after highlighting a background.

0919. Three files deleted did not appear in Recycle Bin.

1320. “A script on this page may be busy, or it may have stopped responding. You can stop the script now, open the script in the debugger, or let the script continue”.

 

{Script: http://my.xfinity.com/adframe/home/x31:0}

 

1323. $hitware $hockwave Fla$h crashed like trash it is..

1325. Streaming audio abruptly stopped.

 

2016-10-17.

1307. M$ says it cannot file an important email in a folder because “Outlook must be online . . .”  Outlook is online.  We are streaming music.  It stayed glitched for about an hour.

1544. The muvva fuckin cocksuckin ‘ho’ bitch queer thing stopped streaming YouTube video.

 

2016-10-18.

0754. Literally hundreds of times clicking the “save” icon on the upper right of the tool bar does not save the file.  Luckily, it usually asks with the DB before closing.

1002. For hours we have not been able to download Norton Security Suite updates.

1013. @ {http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/maudlin%20?s=t} Adobe Flash trash crashed, and audio streaming was interrupted @ another page.

1030. Norton Security Suite has crashed.

1214. Crap lousy $hitware $hockwave Fla$h crashed like the trash it is, with the pesky DBs, unable to clock the page, etc.

 

2016-10-21.

1305.

1.    Lexmark x2480 printer will not print.  This cost us hours.  It keeps telling us we do not have enough memory.  We have 299 GB of memory.

2.  Micro$hit Office crashed.

1805. No right-hand menu, forced to shutdown manually.

 

2016-10-24, 1214. M$ Office crashed.

2016-10-25.

1426. Lost sound streaming.

1709. Dell Display Monitor read 100% but brightness was in the 30’s.

 

2016-10-26, 1229. Micro$hit Word crashed.

2016-10-27, 1142. $hitware $hockwave Fla$h crashed at the Comcast / Xfinity site for the five hundredth time.

 

2016-10-29, 0819. Forced to restart.  Nowadays, when Norton Security Suite updates will not install without restarting.  Computer must be installed in order to install them.

2016-10-31, 1101. Office Outhouse crashed.  It crashes several time a day.

 

2016-11-01.

0833. Logitech M325 mouse died.

1057.

1.    Micro$hit Office crashed.

2.  About every second time I click the save icon then go to close a WD, M$ ask if I want to save it before closing.

3.  We get two DBs in other than those with Office Word.

4.  On Start Menu why does it icon for two fonts, and three sticky notes.  We use one font and one sticky notes.

 

1103. Micro$hit Office crashed in the same WD.

1104. Micro$hit Office crashed in the same WD.  Restarted the Micro$hit $hit.

 

1109. Micro$hit Office crashed in the same WD.  It happens when we click for Numbering.

1111. Micro$hit Office crashed in the same WD when clicking for Numbering.  It only happens in that WD.

1114. The Great Spirit damned fracking M$ happened again.

 

2016-11-02, 1634. Right-hand menu would not manifest.

2016-11-03, 1703. CyberLink crashed.  Forced to restart.

 

2016-11-04.

0649. Firefox crashed.

0652. Again, clicking the Save icon Micro$hit did not save the WD.

 

1625. Cyber$hit crashed.  Restarted but still no go on video.

1633. Restarted.  Some time after this but not immediately it decided we had been tormented enough and began working.

 

2016-11-05.

0822.

1.    Office Outhouse is still not fully functional.  No all email accounts are restored.  It will not delete deleted emails.

2.  Exit Design Mode icon still infects this file.

0829. The last two mornings Firefox has crashed.

 

2016-11-08, 0713. Firefox crashed as it usually does of late.

2016-11-09.

1824. Cyber$hit crashed.  Forced to restart.

1827. It did no good.  The fracking tab will not close.  Restarted the second time.

1832. Finally.

 

2016-11-12.

0717. Office Outhouse crashed.

1340. Firefox $hit crashed.

2016-11-13, 1723. Right-hand menu would not appear.  Shutdown manually.

 

2016-11-14, 1246. Office Outhouse crashed.

2016-11-19, 1532. CyberLink crashed.

2016-11-20, 1352. Somehow, Micro$hit copied a folder within itself on two memory cards.

 

2016-11-24.

0916.

1.    Icon for a memory card will not manifest.

2.  Microsoft is slow in opening word documents.

3.  Restarted.

 

0921.

1.    It did no good to restart but finally wiggling the card it connected.

2.  Suddenly the box for Malewarebytes manifested.

3.  Micro$hit still ask if with it’s little DB if we want to save a file before closing it after having saved it.

 

1057. Logitech M325 mouse died.

1111. Norton $ecurity $uite acting up with PUs, etc., none of which mean anything.

1549. Cyber$hit crashed.  Forced to restart.

1656. Micro$hit would not make contact with the memory card again, for a long time.

 

2016-11-25, 1703. Micro$hit Outhou$e crashed.

2016-11-26.

0838. When slipping the memory card, the menu under This PC briefly displays the icon FO it, but then drops it.  The card is a Transcend SDHC 16 GB Class 10 high speed transfer.

1413.  It still is not working and has not worked correctly for several weeks.  One particular Transcend SDHC 16 GB is malfunctioning.

 

2016-11-28, 1533. Fox$hit crashed.

 

‏‎

© Mozilla Firefox

 

2016-11-30, 0805. Again, Micro$hit indicated that it saved a file, but when closing the file the DB appeared asking if we wanted the file saved.

 

2016-12-01.

1209. Automatic date and time would not work.  This is not uncommon.

1210. Files still have to be saved twice.

 

2016-12-04.

0854. Search function would not work.

0855. Now the shit is pausing before executing a command, then jumped to the bottom of the page.

1219. Suddenly Dell did an unauthorized computer check analyzing the hard drive and such.  Things went haywire.  Backing up a queue of files they deleted from the original folder.  Shit was jumping around.  Openings and closings hang- fired .  There were other problems which we cannot remember.  Our concentration was utterly destroyed.

 

2016-12-07, 1257. Yet again, cutting a file to move it on a memory card did not delete the file from the original folder.

 

2016-12-09.

1323. M$ will not burn playable DVDs as playable DVDs.  It is incredibly difficult to get M$ to burn data disks.

1723. Computer would not awaken from sleep mode.  Force to turn off the computer manually and turn it back  on.

1747. Office Outlook would not mark a email as deleted.  Then the file collapsed.

1749. Office Outlook crashed.

 

2016-12-10, 0853. M$ indicates the disks burned laboriously yesterday are empty.  Good ol’ Micro$hit.

 

2016-12-12.

0918. Micro$hit’s cocksucking Office Word crashed at a critical time.

1155. Micro$hit’s cocksucking Office Word crashed.

1157. Micro$hit’s cocksucking Office Word crashed.  We restarted.

1202. Micro$hit’s cocksucking Office Word crashed.  It has something to do with Numbering.

 

1203. Micro$hit’s cocksucking Office Word crashed.

1208. Numbering still is not working.

1249. Micro$hit’s Office Word crashed typing an email.

 

2016-12-16, 0853. Backing up on a SDHC card, M$ did not we were overwriting.

2016-12-21.

0943. M$ will not recognize that an SDHC card is plugged in, keeps asking to insert it.  We were forced to restart.

0948. It still does it.

 

2016-12-24, 1259. Micro$hit’s Office Outhou$e crashed.

2016-12-25, 1308. Search function fracking up badly today.

 

2016-12-27.

1319. Right-hand menu would not appear again.  Computer had to be manually shutdown instead of put asleep. 

1320. Still nasty Micro$hit asks to save the file after it has already been saved.

 

2016-12-28.

1215. Cannot stream without interruption and permanent interruption.  We tried restarting.

1917. Micro$hit has gone crazy at last.  No matter where we attempt to input text, or what character tapped, whether Google, image title, or word document, al we get is this “VBVBVBVBVBVBVBV. . .”

 

2017-01-02, 0820. For days Micro$hit will not stream without interruption, now total interruption.

 

2017-01-07.

0813. A Scanned Documents folder with a Window$ stock image of daisies titled Welcome Scan                     dated 2016-12-09 which we did not create appeared in Documents.  This has happened before.  How does this happen?

0939. For some asshole reason, when we backarrow on a streaming station, Micro$hit’s WMP keeps popping up and begins playing the last play list.

 

2017-01-08.

0716. Still we cannot stream.  Now it stops totally.

1023. Search function will not work.

1316. Office Outhou$e crashed.

1344. Micro$hit crashed downloading.  It repeatedly downloads to 91% and then hangs.

1352. Restarting took over five minutes.

1356. It still sticks at 91% and is otherwise acting squirrelly.

1401. It would not download.  We fracked with it and then it did.

 

2017-01-09.

0900. Automatic spell checker not working.

1313.

1.    All folders will not display in the Navigation Plane.

2.  Much trouble when linking a webpage with jumpin’ jacks.

2017-01-11, 1737. Office Outlook would not open.  Forced to restart.

 

2017-01-12.

1156. Micro$hit will not access a SDHC card.

2329. Forced to shut down computer manually.

2017-01-15, 1212. Micro$hit did not pause before overwriting a file.

 

2017-01-16.

0916. This Micro$hit is exceedingly odd.  The title at the top read 28 - Microsoft Word.  The actual title Psywar War 53 - Microsoft Word.

0921. That is what we thought.  Actually, somehow, Micro$hit made a copy it titled it 23 - Microsoft.

 

2017-01-20, 1401. Office Outhouse crashed.

2017-01-23, 0833. Mozilla Firefox cannot link with two webpages clearly @ Wikipedia.

2017-01-25, 1135. Logitech M325 mouse died.

2017-01-30, 0529. Firefox would not ignite.

 

2017-02-02.

0625. Micro$hit will not allow changing of the tab title of a webpage.

1444. Put the Dell asleep but it awoke.

 

2017-02-04.

1005-1009. Office Word would not close superscript / subscript. 

1449. CyberLink PowerDVD crashed.  Forced to restart.

1635. Thusly, we have not been able to playback the DVD Jurassic World.

 

1453.

1.    Dell Display Monitor would not open.

2.  CyberLink PowerDVD still will not playback Jurassic World.

1719. Jurassic World will not play.  This DB appears, then the blue spinning circle, then the screen fades, then nothing.

© Microsoft Corporation

2017-02-05.

0924. Microsoft Word crashed.  Data was lost.  We got the same message as in the DB above, but with appropriate identification.

1733. Mozilla Firefox will not connect with Wikipedia.

1743. Shutting down, a DB stating “. . . a breakthrough has been reached . . .”  appeared.  We saw this yesterday.  Wonder what it means?

 

1427. Slid a drive into the drive and it started immediately.  We did not tell it to do this.

1536. Dell Display Monitor would not open.

 

1637. Micro$hit Office crashed.

1637:30. And again.

1800. For the second time today Micro$hit did not pause before copying over a file.

 

2017-02-07, 0919. Search in Office Word would not work.

2017-02-12, 1057. Search in Office Word would not work.

 

Psywar 54

 

2017-02-15.

1355. Office Word crashed.  Same problem as at 2017-02-04, 1719.

1807. Micro$hit’s Officer Word crashed as above.

 

2017-02-16.

1813.  CyberLink crashes repeatedly @ 01:44:28 playing Ant-Man DVD.

1815. $hitto.                                                                                                                                      

© Microsoft Corporation

2017-02-17.

0623. Twice recently Mozilla Firefox did no open when clicked.

0738. Office Outhou$e crashed for the 1,000th time.

 

2017-02-18, 0949. As happens often, the navigation pane will not display when a SDHC card is inserted.

 

2017-02-19.

● After pasting from a webpage, the cursor ran wild to the right, onto the next line before tapping the space bar.

● Portions of text recently selected, selected itself and was aggravatingly hard to unselect.  We have seen this several times lately.

 

2017-02-19, 0543; 2017-02-20, 1124; 2017-02-23, 0649. This thing has popped up a about dozen times.

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

2038. CyberLink crashed.  It took a long time to restart.  We were forced to restart it manually.

2017-02-23, 1433.  Microsoft crashed, forced to restart manually.

2017-02-20.

0935. Lexmark x2480 printer crashed.

0947. Restarted but Lexmark x2480 printer

fracked up until now.

 

2017-02-24.

1152. Office Outlook will not send email. 

1154. Office Outlook crashed.

1155. SDHC slot will not work with the SanDisk 16GB.

1303. Office $hithouse crashed.

1709. SDHC slot is still not working with the SanDisk 16GB.

 

2017-02-25, 0816. After much effort yesterday and some today SDHC slot is still not working with the SanDisk 16GB.

 

2017-02-26.

0855. SDHC slot is still not working with the SanDisk 16GB.

0856. And fracking Micro$hit is still making us save a file twice.  Wantaya gonna do?  Take a chance on losing data?

1400. We can access none of our email accounts @ stinking nasty capitalistic {http://my.xfinity.com/ ?cid=xfinityconnecttocomcastnet#1}.

2017-02-27. The SDHC slot worked briefly.

 

2017-02-28.

0653.

1.    SDHC slot is still not working with the SanDisk 16GB.

2.  And fracking Micro$hit is still making us save a file twice— but only the Computer Problems file.

3.  We still have not flushed the Exit Design Mode from Computer Problems file.

0705. Bullets and Numbering is totally fucked up, as usual.  This happens on its own.

 

2017-03-02.

0811-0854. Because of the fucking shitty Xfinity site, it took this long to access three email accounts. 

This is par for the course.  Adobe Flash Player crashed three to four times.  All throughout loading their asshole webpages slowed down and / or crashed the procedure.  We had to close the freaky file and open it again six or seven times.  You would think that with the billions of dollars ($1000,000,000+) Xfinity exorbitantly charges its voiceless customers that they would have enough geniuses around to provide a fully functional webpage.

 

1102. The SDHC slot works once in awhile.

1152. Now the SDHC slot is not working.

1225. Yet again Micro$hit has made a file Read Only, and all the problems that that entails.

 

2017-03-09.

0724.

1.    Cannot connect with email accounts at Xfinity as usual.

2.  Computer Problems file missing from its folder.

1011. As usual we cannot get the Java counter to work at out site.  As usual a page is slowing down control.  Also, could not close the page.

1032. Spent 20 minutes accessing email at Xfinity.

1039. Office Outhouse crashed.

1055. Micro$hit still will not hold the margins.

1244. Office $hithouse crashed.

 

2017-03-11.

1226. In Documents suddenly appeared a folder titled Scanned Documents containing the  Welcome Scan.

1229. Now w/ two DBs it tells us we need a fax modem.  Why?  All we want to do is print a page.

1329. It took over two hours to print two pages from a PDF.  Waste was caused.

 

2017-03-12, c. 1230. Streaming YouTube the video caught the stutters so badly that the computer had to be restarted.  Closing the stream and restarting did not work. 

2017-03-14.

1519. The Logitech M325 mouse died.

1715. Twice more we have found unwarranted Fax folders in Documents.

 

2017-03-15.

0747-0809. Per usual we cannot access email accounts at shiteating Xfinity.

1126. Forced to restart because of juddery YouTube streaming.

 

2017-03-16.

0753. Search will not work.

0755. When you attempt to widen the page size by setting the margins which never keep their setting, the ruler as often as not disappears. 

0926. For over an hour we have not been able to check email accounts @Xfinityshitshckers.com.  Then The trashy pages would not close.    

1231. We gave up on accessing our email accounts.

1309. AutoCorrect has quit working today.

 

2017-03-18, 1416. Logitech M325 mouse died.

 

2017-03-19.

1035. {https://connect.xfinity.com/appsuite/unsupported.html#!!&app=io.ox/mail} tells us our browser is unsupported.  Not a minute ago we updated it.

1714. Cyber$hit crashed.  Forced to restart.

 

2017-03-21, 1523. Often when the computer has been asleep, it must be restarted before a DVD will playback without jerking and making a funny noise.

 

2017-03-22.

0954.

1.    Streaming stopped.

2.  The Logitech M325 mouse died thrice.

3.  Cannot progress the cursor or input data.  Restarted.

1637. After sleeping, Micro$hit would only play a DVD broken up by strips of color through it.

Forced to restart.

1655. Wanted to turnoff the computer.  The right-hand menu would not appear.  Forced to turn it off manually.

 

2017-03-24.

1228. For about a week It has taken Office Word an inordinate amount of time to save and close a word document.  Sometimes, as reported, the document has to be saved twice.

1656. Forced to restart after computer slept because DVD would not properly playback.

 

2017-03-27.

0915. Restarted twice to burn two data DVD+R, plus more hassles than the mind can comfortably conceive.

0917. Cannot get the DVD to open.  Micro$hit says the two DVDs are empty— a data DVD and its backup.

 

0927. We shutdown the Dell, waited five minutes, and restarted.  We are yet plafued with the bullshit Toggle Keys box.

0945. It took hours to backup on the two DVD+Rs (Kodak) and neither will open.

1247. After six hours and the destruction of two Kodak DVD+R disks, Micro$hit finally allowed the completion of backup.

 

2017-03-28, 0740. Search function would not allow “Find whole words only”, option.

2017-03-29.

0707. Firefox crashed upon startup.

0732. Firefox crashed streaming.

 

1010. It took over an hour to remove a glitch of a type that we have seen at least once before.  We found it in Psywar 52, the Gunnery Sgt. Hartman quote.  There were two spaces between lines about the middle.  The font was Times New Roman 16 and not Georgia 18.  Gliding the cursor over this area text would disappear in several places.  Selecting the quote to move it not all the text would select but sometimes all would appear in the new location, along with the glitch.  Sometimes pasting the quote in a new location the text that would not select did not appear and neither did the glitch.  Pasting the text in the original position the glitch pasted as well.  The Keep Text Only option did not function.  When moving the quote, the space between lines moved down the page but pasting the text back in the original position the glitch pasted as well.  Using the Spacing option in the Paragraph menu had no effect.  We fracked around with it until, magically, it went to digital Hell.

 

1746. CyberLink crashed.

1748. Right-hand settings menu would not appear.

1750. It appeared then would not reappear.  Shutoff manually.

 

2017-03-30, 1752. Filthy right-hand power menu would not appear.  Forced to shutdown Dell manually instead of putting it asleep.

 

2017-04-01.

1309: Micro$hit Office crashed like a Nash.

c. 1330. With two full screen PUs, suddenly M$ tells us the computer is not function properly, do we want the refresh?  We did not.  The computer is functioning, thanks to M$, as it always does, just barely, and if you refresh you do save all your files, but all that other data built up over the months and / or years, such as Insert, Custom Dictionary, et al., is lost.  No thanks.. 

1608. Right-hand settings menu would not appear for many minutes.

 

2017-04-02.

1020. M$ tells us that it cannot send an email.  Clicking off the DB the email form appears.  Not uncommon.

1025. Office Outhouse crashed.

1033. No matter what we do we cannot flush the fracking Exit Design Mode toolbar.  Around in circles, around in circles∞.

1034. Now Micro$hit Office will not open a file nor open Office Outhouse.

1754. No right-hand menu. Manual shutdown.

 

2017-04-04.

1146. This page would not close {http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/blessing?s=t}.

1208. Many files could not be dropped into folders on backup SDHC cards.  We were forced to delete and resend them.

 

2017-04-05.

1131. Micro$hit’s crap lousy right-hand menu will not appear.  Now we will have to shut the Dell off.

1251. When “Numbering”, often the number is tiny.  This is much trouble to correct.  The Numbering / Bullets functions will not hold any format for long.  It begins arbitrarily among preset conditions.  It is pathetic and a major headache.

1307. Lexmark x2480 crashed for the second time.

 

1435. Crap lousy Micro$hit crashed, the screen froze.

1604. For over 24-hours we cannot stream either video or audio.  Streaming video from Xfinity it stops, jerks, judders, and makes a quick loud warped sound instead of dialog.  Streaming audio it stutters and starts and jumps and stutters.  We updated Adobe Flash Player but no help.

1724. Right-hand menu did not appear.  Shutdown manually.

 

2017-04-06.

0902. Right-hand menu refused to appear.  Forced to manually restart.

0949. F2 will not work.

1634. Right-hand menu refused to appear.  Forced to manually restart.

1728. Right-hand menu refused to appear.  Forced to manually restart.

 

2017-04-07.

0904. Right-hand menu refused to appear.  Force to shutdown manually.

1511. The cursor became sluggish.  Right-hand menu refused to appear.  Forced to manually restart.

1519. Wanted to put the Dell asleep, but no menu so we were forced to restart manually.

1521. Ditto.  Could not bed it down so we turned off the screen while away.  We wanted it ready to rock n roll when we returned.

1637. Micro$hit crashed when we tried to awaken it.

1649. Cyber$hit crashed during playback.  No menu, forced to manually restart.

 

1653. Now Cyber$hit says the disk we were viewing is an unsupported format.

1656. Cyber$hit says another disk is unsupported.

1659. Forced to manually close and restart.

1700. Still the same unsupported notice from CyberCrap / Micro$hit.

1850. We cannot stream Xfinity because of the judders and weird sound scenario.

1856. Micro$hit crashed yet again.  All is frozen.

1858. The cursor will not appear.  That useless calendar suddenly appeared in the left-hand corner.  We manually closed Micro$hit down.

 

2017-04-08.

1044.

1.    We performed a Systems Recovery.  Of course, it is never easy.  We could not use the uninstall / reinstall tool.  Oh no.  Too easy.  We had to uninstall then got to Xfinity and reinstall, and deal with a fracking PU there the freaks.

2.  The Toggle Keys PU is still driving us nuts.

1154. Here we go again.  Office Outhouse crashed.  Also @ 1157, 1158, 1211, 1223, 1226, 1241, 1326, 1328, 1331, 1739.

 

1248. Now Office $hithouse won’t open.

1303. The maddening glitches in streaming are still not rid of.

1313. Office $hithouse won’t open.

1321. We have wasted yet another day trying to get Micro$hit to work.  All the glitches we sought to correct are still there including the slow cursor arrow.  Office $hithouse won’t open.

 

1325.

1.    Office $hithouse opened in safe mode.

2.  Why after we minimize this fracking file and enlarge it, the cursor is at the top? 

1449. Three times Micro$hit told us to insert disk (for backup).  This disk was inserted.  We pulled it and re-inserted it.

1432. We were forced to quit writing becau2018-10-25se the cursor followed so slowly that it was impossible to input text.  Streaming video, streaming audio, WMP playback, DVD and CD playback AFU, all fracked up.

 

2017-04-09.

1127. Office Outhouse crashed.  Micro$hit is still fucked up.

1646. Right-hand menu has no appeared all day.

 

2017-04-10.

1017. Automatic date insertion will not work.

1025.

1.    The, ahem, “charms sidebar” or right side menu still does not work.  This is nothing new.

2.  Computer would not stay asleep.

1131. Computer would not stay asleep.

1405. Machine would not shutdown, forced to shutdown manually.

1409. Computer has slowed down considerably.

1545. CyberLink crashed.

1669, Halfway through playback of DVD it developed the severe judders and that weirs ass metallic sound.

 

2017-04-11.

0809. Office Word has been hanging lately; opening, closing, moving cursor up or down.

0949.

1.    Logitech M325 mouse died.

2.  Cannot input text.  Clicking to move cursor selects text.

0950. Pressing a key opens the Documents window.

 

2017-04-12.

0709. Office Word crashed when clicking Numbering in this file.

0712. Office Word crashed when clicking Numbering in this file.

0717. Office Word crashed when clicking Numbering in this file.

0718. Now it is Read Only.

0724. Now we cannot delete it.

 

1704. Office Word has repeatedly crashed all day.

1727. We have had trouble all day but maybe we repaired the computer.  System interrupts (We learned from Task Manager) was hovering around 80% CPU usage.  An Internet page suggested to begin by unplugging externals.  Unplugged five speakers, no change.  Unplugged the receiver for the Samsung Keyboard Model K7907G and CPU usage plummeted to zero.  Also we replaced Firefox 32 bit with Firefox 64 bit.  Later a slight juddering streaming audio.  System interrupts hovered in single digits but pulling the receiver the juddering stopped.

 

2017-04-15, 0805. Logitech M325 mouse died twice.  It has died often lately.

2017-04-16.

1355. System interrupts had climbed to 53% CPU and was climbing higher.

1521. In Task Manager we found Plugin Container for Firefox hovering at 18% and slowing things.  We disabled it.  Disable Firefox Plugin-Container.exe.

 

2017-04-18, 1633. The Samsung Keyboard Model K7907G caused DVD playback to judder.

2017-04-19, 0951. Mozilla Firefox History will not clear.

2017-04-20, 1003. Micro$hit Outhouse crashed.

2017-04-21, 1657. Firefox crashed.  It was fracking up DVD playback.  We thought we downloaded Firefox 64 bit but it turns out to be 32 bit.

2017-04-23, 1004. The keyboard and / or computer just went through two minutes of being unable to input data / text.

 

2017-04-24.

0710-0721. Suddenly a middle dot between each word appeared, and this sign ¶ appeared after the end of each sentence and blank line. 

                (The pilcrow (), also called the paragraph mark, paragraph sign, paraph, alinea (Latin: a lineā, “off the line”), or blind P,[1] is a typographical character for individual paragraphs. It is present in Unicode as U+00B6 ¶ PILCROW SIGN (HTML &#182; · &para;).  Wikipedia.

0907. Could not delete a space between lines.

1235. Streaming music has been breaking up all day.  Also, having a staggeringly amount of difficulty with our 5 speakers.

 

2017-04-25, 1528. Adobe Flash Player keeps crashing the last few days.  We downloaded it yet again for the nth time.

 

2017-04-29.

1141.

1.    M$ crashed.

2.  We are having tremendous difficulty downloading audio files.

3.  Still, Micro$hit will not allow us to stream without constant infuriating interruptions.

4.  Still, we cannot get all five of our speakers to consistently play properly.

 

2017-04-30.

1317. Office Outhou$e crashed several times.

1436. We were forced to refresh Firefox yet again.  We cannot properly stream anything anymore, not for fucking weeks.

1437. Now this Great Spirit damned fucking file is Read Only.

1443. The GS damned fucking shit still will not play.

1452. It was the fucking Samsung keyboard again.  Time for the recycle bin.

1656. Cannot backup files.  When selecting files and extending the selection the previously selected files become unselected.  After several restarts the Micro$hit corrected.

 

2017-05-01.

0636-0835. Massive trouble with Google Chrome.  Downloaded again.

0842. Micro$hit Office: when centering characters, the paragraph above centers and switches font.  We have seen this hundreds of times.

0845. Research box popped up.  Logitech M325 mouse died.  So far the morning is wasted because of the fracking digital dung.

2017-05-02, 1121. Could not change spacing between lines of characters.  This happens often.

 

2017-05-03.

1049. We did a clean boot taking about one hour.  Not a minute passed after restarting before streaming stopped.

1133. We rebuilt Window$ Media Player data base but no help.

1155. Re-registered files related to WMP.  It did no good.

1225. Changing ports on the modem did no good.

 

1242. Increasing buffer size did not work.

1244. In WMP going to Options => Performance and Changing connection did not work.

1313. Power starting modem did not help.

● Micro$hit managed to destroy another day.

 

2017-05-04, 0956. Mozilla Fox$hit crashed.

2017-05-06, 1738. Backing up files had become difficult the last few days.  Suddenly the Replace or  Skip Files dialog box appears beneath all other windows.  Mistakenly clicking to save the file again, two of these stack together beneath all the other windows.  This has happened before.

 

2017-05-07, 1354. Search function would not work.

2017-05-08, 1532. Fox$hit crashed.

2017-05-09, 1722. The search function has not property worked on a webpage.  After each search it must be closed and then reopened before another stream of characters may be entered.

2017-05-17, 1407. Fire Fox$hit crashed.

 

2017-05-21.

1307. Fire Fox$hit crashed.

1308. Micro$hit Office crashed.

 

2017-05-23, 1106. Office Outhou$e crashed.

2017-05-24, 1710  CyberLink DVD filthy shit crashed for the nth time. 

2017-05-27, 1849. Stinking nasty ridiculous charms menu would not manifest.

 

2017-05-30.

1102. Micro$hit Outhouse crashed.

1106. Ditto w/ this shitto.

 

2017-05-31, 1657. Adobe Photoshop Setup crashed.

2017-06-01, 1454. The faggoty charms menu will not manifest.  

2017-06-02, 1207.  The Xfinity filth keeps crashing of late.

 

2017-06-03. c. 0738-0842. Scary problem.  We found, quite mysteriously, Psywar 54 largely trashed upon opening.  @ over 2.89 MB, all fonts, all special fonts like italics, etc., were scrubbed to the basic Georgia 18.  All special characters had become those nasty little squares, and all line spaces between strings of characters had become Georgia 18 font.  All color was defaulted to black. 

 

2017-06-08, 1275. As before attempted to delete deleted emails and got this.

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

1413. Although we earlier purges all the deleted messages, most of them before the above Micro$hit, they had all returned.

 

2017-06-11.

0753. Firefox crashed.

1011. Excel spreadsheet crashed.  Before that, rows in the next column self-selected and could not be unselected.

1016. We sussed it.  Office Excel will work with the screen in a personalized mode.

 

2017-06-12.

0832. Logitech M325 mouse died.

0847. Logitech M325 mouse died.

0853. In full screen mode the Format Picture box would not appear.

 

2017-06-15, 1725. This fucking page crashed {https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VqIdbCiPqI}.

2017-06-16, 0925. Dynamic menu w/ “Delete” would not appear using SDHC card.  This has happened before.

 

2017-06-20, 0715-0922. Cannot save images from newly made web pages.  When saving them as images, active menus and tabs appear at the top from fracking Internet Explorer.  We seldom use Internet Explorer.  We make webpages with Firefox.

 

2017-06-23, 0819. Search function  of Office Outlook would not work.

 

2017-06-24.

0746. Micro$hit Office stopped working.  Now the two files are Read Only with all the Micro$hit problems that entails.

0833. Paste and Go has not worked for several hours.

1014. Window$ crashed downloading Adobe Flash Player.

1034. Since updating Dell Display Monitor recently the cocksucking filth will almost not open.

 

2017-06-25.

0917. It took 12 - 15 clicks to open the shitty Dell Display Monitor.

1248. This GS damned fuckin’ Norton Security Suite  you try to read the results of one of their intrusive checkups, the fuckin’ screen jumps up and down, and then the cocksuckers close  it on you 

1328. The Fax Setup DB appeared without reason.  Closing it was a problem with two different DBs appearing.

 

2017-06-27.

1233.  The limp-wristed Charms Menu would no appear.  Had to turn it off instead of putting it asleep.

1700. Found another Fax folder in Documents.

2017-06-28, 1145-1158. Office Outlook crashed causing many problems.  Forcer to restart.

 

2017-06-29, 1610. When placing file in folder at first the file appeared to insert but had not.  Then, trying again, the file inserted straightway without pausing and the DB appearing.

2017-07-03, 1746. That gay “Charms Menu” yet again would not manifest; forced to manually shut down.  Great Spirit, how we hate that thing.

2017-07-05, 0923. Firefox $hit crashed.

 

2017-07-06, c. 1251. Office Outhouse went berserk.  Suddenly it deleted the email that we had intended to send.  (This later appeared in the Sent folder.)  Many other emails in Save folder disappeared.  Old emails from earlier in the year somehow downloaded.  The Arrangement switched for Date to Subject.  Office $hithouse caused trouble for two hours and we never did get it all straightened out.  Today, however, it seems to be back to normal.

 

2017-07-08.

1006. Firefox $hit crashed.

1120. The faggo Charms Menu would not work.

1819. The nasty faggo Charms Menu has not appeared all day.

1851. The cyber $hit still will not work.

 

2017-07-10, 1445. Firefox crashed.

2017-07-15, 0806. Firefox crashed.

2017-07-15, 1643. Yesterday and today the stinking Charm Menu has not worked.

2017-07-18, 1645. For over a day, when left-clicking the Logitech M325 mouse, the computer would not jump back to the previous page.

2017-07-24, 0859. The Menu Bar disappeared from the Google interface.  It took five minutes to restart the computer.

 

2017-07-25, 1148.  Office Outlook crashed.  Had to open in Safe Mode.

2017-07-27, 1202. Micro$oft Office Outhou$e crashed.  Then a Word Document was hanging ang hanging before opening.

 

2017-07-30.

1122. Before putting the Dell to sleep, Internet shortcuts on taskbar stopped working.  After restarting the Internet shortcuts on taskbar disappeared.

1127. Backup external memory card would not work.

 

2017-08-07, 0946. Firefox $hit crashed.

2017-08-08.

1248. Search function would not work.

1654. Micro$hit Outhou$e crashed.

 

2017-08-14, 0829. Logitech M325 mouse died.

 

2017-08-16.

0806. A webpage appeared in a word document.  On a webpage, the dynamic menu was blanked out.  When some options did appear, they did not work.  Forced to restart.

0856. Office Outhouse crashed. 

1043. Lexmark x2480 printer crashed, not unusual.  Forced to restart.

 

2017-08-18.

0735. Office Outhouse crashed.

0859. Office Outhouse crashed.

1144. Search function would not work.

 

2017-08-21.

0637. Micro$hit’s Office Word crashed.

0638. Deleting the trash, it briefly opened a gray screen.

0733. Search function would not work.

1029.  The image jumped from one webpage to another   solitaire page to SOMA FM 

card image playing image  

1549. Cyber$hit crashed.

 

2017-08-22.

1125. Office Outhouse crashed twice.  Have restarted twice.

1141. Power started modem.  Email now connects, but Office Outhouse still crashes.

 

2017-08-23.

0901. Office Outhouse crashed for the 10,000th time.

1032. Office Outhouse crashed for the 10,001th time.

2017-08-25, 0643. Office Outhouse crashed for the 10,002th time.

2017-08-17.

1147. AutoCorrect function will not work.

1302. Firefox $hit crashed.

 

2017-08-29.

1642. The stinking Charms Menu will not appear. 

1643. For the thousandth time a memory card does not show up in the Navigation Pane. 

1644. We were forced to shut down manually.

 

2017-08-31, 0906. Office Outhouse lost predestinated fonts.  Office Word crashed.

2017-09-05.

0752. Firefox crashed.

1629. Office Outhou$e crashed.

1630. For the 1000th time Office Outhou$e will not flush deleted emails.

 

2017-09-06, 0810. Fox$hit crashed.

 

2017-09-07, 0621.

1.    Fox$hit crashed.  “A program has stopped Firefox from working”.

2.  Office Word would not open then opened three files two gray slates.

 

2017-09-11.

0957. Micro$hit’s worthless Charms Menu did not appear.  We were forced to shutdown, what we wanted to do was put it to sleep.  It was yawning.

c. 1400. Logitech M325 mouse died.

 

2017-09-13.

1000. Micro$hit Word crashed.

1051. Micro$hit Word made a file Read Only.  It cannot be deleted.  We were forced to restart.

 

2017-09-17, 1011. Micro$hit would not delete an image because “the file is open in Microsoft Word.”  This has happened a hundred times or so, and it is not true.  the file is not open in Microsoft Word.

2017-09-18, 1810. CyberLink crashed.

2017-09-19.

1218. Firefox crashed.

1402. Backing up a file, Office Word did not ask to overwrite?

 

2017-09-20.

0647. Micro$hit Word crashed.

1116. Office Outhou$e crashed.

1323. Google shortcuts disappeared from Task Bar.

1324. Logitech M325 mouse died twice today.

1701. Micro$hit would not back up a file.  Them, backing up another file, Micro$hit displayed that two files to be backed up, not one.  Then it did not backup four files on a memory card.

 

2017-09-21.

0618. Paste Options menu would not work.

0649. Pressing Delete causes the font to change.  This is a regular thing.  It happens often.

 

2017-09-23.

1155. Lexmark x2480 printer   crashed 1,000th time

1254. After Micro$hit opens a file, it tells us it can’t open the file.

1400. Faggoty Charms Menu yet again did n to manifest.

 

2017-09-24.

1005. Logitech M325 mouse died.

1254. Firefox $hit crashed.

1404. It is showing two Replacement or Skip File DBs yet again.

1424. Office Word crashed.  Logitech M325 mouse died.  Malwarebytes opened on its own.

 

2017-09-25, 1645. Spinning Captain America: Civil War, DVD 108404, Marvel Studios; for no explicable reason the dialog was in Spanish.  It took 15 or so minutes to correct this.  Somehow we did it, but the unwanted Spanish captions remained.  We could not rid of this because not all of the menu appeared, and that of the menus that did appear was in Spanish.

 

2017-09-26, 1544. Office Outhou$e crashed.

2017-09-27.

1007. Office Outhou$e crashed.

1330. One file does no save properly.  The little round blue circle spins weakly blinking for a noticeable period of time.  

1443. Micro$oft crashed.  Microsoft is behaving like molasses in January.

1714. Firefox crashed. 

 

2017-09-28, 0748. Office Outhouse crashed.  No longer does it indicated when it has downloaded, nor is there an indication when the inbox is truckin’ commo.

2017-09-29.

1323. Office Outhouse would not send for c. 10 minutes.

1705. Office $hithouse crashed.

1707. Office $hithouse crashed again.

 

2017-09-30, 1615. Firefox crashed.

 

Psywar 55

 

2017-10-03.

0859. Lexmark x2480 printer crashed; forced to restart.

1003. Lexmark x2480 printer crashed; forced to restart.

1546. YouTube stopped streaming sound; forced to restart.

 

2017-10-04.

1201. Search function would not work.

1538. Cyber$hit went berserk, choppy and juttering at a rapid pace.  Forced to restart.

2017-10-05, 0819. Micro$hit says the hard drive is full however there is 290 GB of free space.

 

2017-10-08

1013. Lexmark x2480 printer crashed.  Restarted.

1058. Lexmark x2480 printer crashed.  Restarting was difficult because of a DB saying Memory could not be consulted.

 

2017-10-09.

0657. Crap lousy Micro$hit Word crashed.

1226. Yet again crap lousy Micro$hit Word will not backup file claiming that the file is open in another program.  The file is not open in any program.  We were forced to restart.

1713-1723. DB about “audio setup utility crashing, whatever the Hell that is.  The Logitech M325 mouse went crazy. Forced to restart.

 

2017-10-10, 1139. Search function will not work.

 

2017-10-11.

0827. Search function would not work on webpage.

0829. In Office Word could not change font.

0847. Micro$hit OW would not do certain functions.  After restarting no changes were kept.

0906. An image could not be adjusted to desired spacing from its title.

 

1357. This has happened numerous times.  We make changes in a Word Document.  We save it as a WD.  We save it as a web page, but the changes are not in the web page or the Word Document.

1407. Now a really weird thing has happened.  After moving and saving the text separately, later saving the WD.  Closing the WD, opening WD, making a webpage of the WD, the text is exactly where we have been trying to place it for 3 to 5 days, two lines centered over two photos side by side!

 

2017-10-12.

0726. Window$ Office would not back up a file onto memory card, then it says to insert disk, then it doubles the backup DB, then it backs up, then the second DB has to be deleted.

0840. Saved a file but no changes were kept either there or in the webpage made from it.  This is pre usual, has happened hundreds if not thousands of times.

 

0936. Search function will not work.

1024. We change text in a Word Document, save it as a webpage, and goddamn motherfuckin’ Micro$hit has put it where we had it three days ago.  We have been trying to make Psywar 54 into a webpage since fuckin’ Sunday.

 

1720-1735. No response from the Gateway keyboard Model KB-0401.  The Scroll Lock LED has engaged for hours.  Restarted.

 

2017-10-13, 0621. For two days we have been unable to clear tabs because “The tab is too large”.  We did not set these tabs.

 

2017-10-14.

0747. Office Outhou$e crashed.

1237. Google shortcut disappeared from taskbar.

 

2017-10-16.

0936. Office Outhouse could not connect.  Now Firefox tell us we it cannot file our profile.

0939. Noticed the Firefox shortcut missing from taskbar.

0940. Lexmark x2480 printer setup to print when plugged in.

1026. Lexmark x2480 printer fucking up cost us three expensive security envelopes.

1218. Suddenly a shortcut to a folder does not work.

 

2017-10-17.

0814. Another shortcut on taskbar has become inoperative.

1505. Playing disk 1 Cowabunga Records, from the collection The Simpsons the Complete Ninth Season  the episodes themselves have no sound.  Forced to restart, it took 10 minutes but still no sound.

1534. Turned the computer off for 20 minutes but still no sound on the episodes.

1654. Office Outhou$e crashed.

1656. Now here’s a crazy story.  Office Outhou$e but this DB popped up.

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

                We have seen this DB often so here is the strange thing.  This was a screenshot that suddenly appeared moments ago in the Screenshots folder dated 2017-06-08.  We know that it was not there previously because it is not listed in 54 Psywar, 2017-02-17 to 2017-10-01.  Doubly strange is that we were regretting having neglected taking a screenshot of the DB for this file.  Crazy huh?

 

1713. Now the POS Office Outhou$e is offline for real.

1738, 1740, 1743. Office Outhou$e crashed.

 

2017-10-18, 0907. Office Outhou$e crashed.

2017-10-21.

0752. Micro$hit Office crashed.  Data was lost.

o801. Now the bother with the “Read only” shit. 

0804. Now the garbage tells that we cannot delete the file because the file is open.  The file is not open.  We were forced to restart.

 

2017-10-22.

1550. Playing disk 3 Atomic Records from The Simpsons the Complete Ninth Season the sound died beginning Dumbbell Indemnity.

1649. Logitech M325 mouse died.

 

2017-10-23.

0802. Pasting an image into a word document, Office Word has been duplicating the image below along with half the characters used as a title.

0809. Per usual lately, the images break up into bars difficult to remove and restore the image.

0917. Making a folder and titling it, OW made two of them.

0936. Yet again, OW will not delete a folder because “a file is open in another program”.

 

1603. Playing disk 3 Atomic Records from The Simpsons the Complete Ninth Season the sound died beginning This Little Wiggy.

1738. Office Outhou$e crashed for the 10,000th time.

1748. Micro$hit recognize external hard drive.

1942. Playing disk 3 Atomic Records from The Simpsons the Complete Ninth Season the sound died beginning The Trouble with Trillions.

 

2017-10-25.

0829.

The lower half of the taskbar is missing, cut off by the screen’s edge.  Icons on the left of the desktop only half appear. Those along the top are nipped slightly.  Restarted.

1030. Microsoft would not stop formatting a Kodak DVD+R, 4.7 GB.  Many disks will not format.  We have restarted the Dell twice.  “PC not responding”.  Another shows the capacity bar in red instead of blue.

 

1355. After formatting a Kodak DVD+R 4.7 GB and taking over an hour to transfer files, we discover that Micro$hit did not burn the disk, there is nothing on the disk but M$ tells us there is not enough room on the disk to add more files.  This has happened often before.

 

1407. This has happened innumerable times.  After burning two Memorex DVD-R, 4.7 GB, M$ tells us there is not enough room on the disks, but the disk is empty, and the and the capacity bars are in red.  Nine (9) Kodak DVD+R 4.7 GB, and two Memorex DVD-R, 4.7 GB, had to be trashed because of Micro$hit.  Almost the entire batch of Kodak DVD+R 4.7 GB were trashed by Micro$hit.

1723. Firefox $hit crashed streaming video.  Window$ shut itself down.

 

2017-10-26.

0709. Pasting characters in a word document, repeatedly all images in the document lined up at that point.

0937. Office Outhou$e crashed.

1126. Faggo Charms Menu would not appear.

1130. Office Outhou$e would not connect for the 10,000th time.

1907. The stinky Charms Menu did not appear.

 

2017-10-27.

1421. Office Outhou$e crashed.

1446. Ditto.

1448. Firefox $hit crashed.

1457. Office Outhou$e crashed.

1627. Ditto.

1724, Window$ caused Adobe Flash Player to stop downloading, made it partially open three consecutive times crowding the taskbar. 

 

2017-10-28.

0634. Office Outhou$e crashed.

0747. Ditto.

0754. Several times Micro$hit tells us that Adobe Flash Player has stopped downloading.  It had not.

0831. Office $hithouse crashed on an open email.  Forced to restart.

 

2017-10-29, 1212. Logitech M325 mouse died.

2017-11-03.

1146. Sound died streaming YouTube, forced to restart.

 

1532. Although we formatted a Maxell DVD+RW Micro$hit says, for the 1,000th time, “Format disk before you can use it”.  These Maxells are brand new.

1614. Burned data on the RW.  The “content bar” is in red.  Again Micro$hit did not burn the disk.  Micro$hit says there is nothing on the disk and that we must format it again.  These

1651. Micro$hit finally burned the disk but the “content bar” is in worrisome red instead of blue.  We have been trying to burn two disks since noon.

 

1657. Repeatedly repeatedly repeatedly over the years whatever mark Window$ we are using we attempt to format and Micro$hit tells that there is no disk in the drive.  We restarted the Dell.

1700. Still, as per usual the icon shows that there is a disk in the drive but we get the DB “There is no disk in the drive

1729. We finally burned the data on the drive, again the “content bar” is in red instead of blue.

 

2017-11-05, 1621. Firefox $hit crashed.

 

2017-11-06.

0630. Clicking to open a file the activity LED engaged for 4-5 minutes then stopped.  The WD did not open.

0640. Repeatedly attempting to search a word continually we get a DB “^ is not a valid special character for the Replace With box”.  Then WO crashed.

0657. Restarted.  Word counting does not work.

 

0707. Trying again WO crashed.

0708. Now it is a Read Only document.  Closing the document it went to all gray.

0720. In the Properties box Read Only is not indicated.

0722. Now the document will not delete M$ says that a dialog box is open.

0724. Restarted.

0740. Office Outhou$e would not connect and then would not delete emails.

 

2017-11-09.

0629. Office Outlook would not completely connect, then did not fully download emails.

0743. Office Outlook crashed.

0745. Micro$hit made a file Read Only and all the hassle that brings.  Read Only is not selected in the Properties DB.

 

0746. Now it again requires a word document to be saved twice.

0807. Now it’s giving us all that shit about it cannot delete because the file is in use. 

0813: Micro$hit has made other files we are working on Read Only.

0815. Per usual Micro$hit will not delete these files that it ruined.

0821. We were forced to restart.

 

2017-11-15.

1608. Clicking on the next burn, sound died during DVD playback; The Simpsons the Complete Tenth Season, Security Camera 3, Make Room for Lisa.

1655. Firefox crashed.  Forced to restart.

1726. The accursed “Charms Menu” would not appear.  Forced to manually shutdown.

 

2017-11-17, 1155. We foolishly updated Firefox $hit this morning.  Now Fire Fox $hit and Google are really fucked up.

2017-11-18, 0948. Our former configuration is still not fully restored.

 

2017-11-19.

0728. Since we foolishly updated Firefox $hit, whenever we click a link in a file, including email, we get this shit.  Already long valuable hours have been spent trying to correct this shit.

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

0733. Inputting the above characters, stinking Micro$hit switched back to black screen and green font then crashed.  Forced to restart.  Data was lost.

 

2017-11-20.

0714. We still cannot link from a word document or email.

0832. Clicked to delete a bookmark in Firefox, the text changed to the URL and did not delete.

 

1537. Yet another day of our lives has been lost, and the war not progressed, because of $hitty $oftware.  It is the filthy Firefox Quantum $hit, digital dung, $hitware that has caused massive problems.  We should never have downloaded it but they said it was the greatest thing since indoor plumbing.  We replaced it with an older version we had been using.  We still have problems including linking from a file as noted above @ 2017-11-19, 0728.

                It disengaged Norton Security Suite.

 

1539. There is a Google icon on certain files.  We do not want the Google icon.

 

2017-11-21.

1344. Micro$hit’s Office Word crashed.

1347. Word could not save a file due to a permissions error.

1357.  We can still not link from files.

1640. Placing WD in a file there was no Replace or Skip Files box.

1803. Yet another day of our lives has been lost, and the war not progressed, because of $hitty $oftware.  It is the filthy Firefox Quantum $hit, digital dung, $hitware that has caused massive problems.

 

2017-11-22.

1054. Office $hithouse crashed.

1615. Micro$hit is also plaguing us with this:

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

1729. CyberLink $hitware crashed costing us 30 more minutes.  Forced to restart.

1754. Cyber$hit $hitware crashed again.

1758. Again, clicking on the next burn on The Simpsons the Complete Tenth Season, Security Camera 4.

1805. Cyber$hit crashed again.  Forced to restart.

 

2017-11-24.

1816. Another day of our lives and in conduct of the was has been lost because of $hitware.  We are still after all these days wasting time trying straighten out damage Firefox Quantum has caused.  We are sure it was Firefox Quantum.  However, it should be noted that massive Window$ updates were installed exactly before the Firefox Quantum update.

 

2017-11-25.

1347. Lexmark x2480 printer crashed.

1440. Much has been corrected but there is still the problem of “This operation had been cancelled  . . .” None of the advice on the Internet is worth a tinker’s damn, as Sherlock Holmes would say.

 

2017-11-27.

1246. Office $hithouse crashed . . . again.

1407. Window$ went to  blue screen and crashed.  This happened yesterday also.  Also yesterday twice when closing email, the screen went to black and Office Outlook crashed.

 

2017-11-30, 1243. Micro$hit Office Outhou$e crashed.

 

2017-12-01.

0718. Window$ has crashed twice already this morning. 

0724. Forced to restart.

0730. Saved an image from email that went missing.  It disappeared from the file where it was placed.  We tried to save it again under its original title although we chanced toe name in the file where it had been sent.  Window$ asked if we wanted to save it although it was under the original title and the new title.  Clicking “yes”, Micro$hit tells us that we do not have permission to do this.  We restarted.  

0732. It all happened again.  We “Move Here” onto the desktop and saved it that way.

 

© Microsoft Corporation

2017-12-02.

0938. We made a webpage and saved an image to cut down on storage space.  Micro$hit saved the image in a folder that no longer exists.

0943. This stupid fucking Micro$hit repeatedly saved the image to files we do now wish to save it to, but wicked Window$ offers no way to save it anywhere else.  Plus, we cannot find the images.

0958. Forced to restart we still cannot find the images.

 

2017-12-06.

1141.

1.    Micro$hit Outhou$e crashed several times lately.

2.  Yet we cannot hyperlink from a page or Office Outhou$e.

2017-12-09, 0744. Micro$hit Outhou$e crashed.

 

2017-12-12, 1415. I/O-I BT**.  It took from 2017-11-17 until this moment to correct the problems Firefox $hit caused us.  We spent at least eighteen hours directly on this and it has trashed every day since, hardly any writing done.  We can now click a link in Outlook and Office Word and it works.  Here is where we learned how to correct it after viewing scores of videos and many webpages.

{https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ4bzIUporE}

 

                We lost nearly a month of our lives and that much time prosecuting the War was lost.

                Note at the top of file.

 

2017-12-13, 0950. Office Outhou$e crashed.  Office Outhou$e has seldom worked on the first click.

2017-12-16, 0707. Firefox shortcut missing from taskbar.

2017-12-18.

1019. Twice when trying to paste the Research panel opened.

1754. Firefox $hit crashed.

 

2017-12-20, 1715. Office Outhou$e crashed several times.  The Send/Receive hangs.  Clicking it a second time it shows even less percentage of download, click a third time it shows even less download, and so on until it drops to zero.

 

2017-12-21, 1023. AutoCorrect will not work.

2017-12-24, 0756. Office Outhou$e crashed.

2017-12-26, 1643. Firefox shortcut missing from taskbar.

 

2017-12-27.

1003. Office Outhou$e crashed.

1139. Search function in Office Word will not work.

2017-12-30, 1451. Cyber$hit crashed.

2018-01-02.

1203. Office Outhou$e crashed.

1204. Now it is doing the backwards countdown shit.

 

2018-01-03.

0921. Address bars, shortcuts, and icons are flashing.  The Charms Menu will not appear.

0959. Same as above.

 

2018-01-04.

0705-0720. Micro$hit would not properly boot.

0938. Office Outhou$e crashed.

1019.

1.    Outhou$e crashed.

2.  Twice the icons and shortcuts have appeared on the left of the screen in columns and had to be arranged.

3.  The limp-wristed Charms Menu would not appear, forced to restart manually.

 

1029. Micro$hit finally restarted, icons and shortcuts on the left of the screen in columns.

1032. Screen sorted out.

1425. Lexmark x2480 printer crashed.  It has always been flimsy, damned difficult to use, and wasteful.  It works like capitalist $hit.

1449. Spell Checker went off in Office $hithou$e.

1648. Office $hithou$e crashed.

 

1716. Considering the scores of problems daily with Micro$hit software Micro$hit $hitware is the correct phrase.

1738. The Charms Menu would not appear so we could not put the computer asleep  We had to turn it off manually instead.

1810. Twice again the Charms Menu would not appear.

 

2018-01-06, 0924. Cannot move an email to the “Save” folder because “the message has been changed”.  It has not.

2018-01-08, 0738. Search function will not work.

 

2018-01-11.

0718. Office Outhou$e PU.  “Unable to download item contents.  You must be online to perform this operation”.  We were online.

0720. Office Outhou$e PU.  “This message has not been fully downloaded from the server.  Would you like it for download?”  No motherfucker.  We’ll eat it here.

 

2018-01-13, 1346. Micro$hit Word Document could not open a folder, and then crashed deleting valuable data

1705. Sissy Charms Menu would not appear.

 

2018-01-18.

1524. Micro$hit’s CyberLink crashed.

1525. Micro$hit’s CyberLink crashed again.  This time we were forced to manually restart.

1532. It crashed again.  We did not get to view the video.

1708. Filthy Firefox crashed viewing YouTube videos.

 

2018-01-19.

0707. Now Office Outhou$e has started the “Nor fully downloaded from the server” bullshit.

0823. Office Outhou$e crashed.

1515. Cyber$hit crashed mid DVD.

 

2018-01-22.

0848. After fifteen minutes of crashes, glitches, fuckups, and wasted paper as usual, we finally managed to get the Lexmark x2480 printer to print a page ¾’s of a page.

1156. We are having great difficulty copying music from an external hard drive as usual. Micro$hit does not recognize the  hard drive in use for at least a lustrum.  Were are told the hard drive has malfunctioned.  We began copying the music c. 0800. We have never been able to store and access music in the folder provided by Micro$hit.

1454. HOORAY!  Tis done!  Tis done!  Only another working day of our lives wasted.

 

2018-01-23,0831. Internet Explored icon missing from task bar.

2018-01-24, 0207. In Office Outhou$e selection began cycling rapidly down through the hundreds of deleted emails.  Hastily closing Office Outhou$e, in a WD below, the courser forced characters in a line fast to the right margin.  This last bit happened yesterday.

 

2018-01-26, 1000-1006. M$ went wild.  A YouTube became sputtering and stuttering.  Closing YouTube the cursor went wild in a word document ceaselessly pushing all characters to the right.

Closing that the cursor maxed out on Google homepage.  The Charms Menu did not appear so we had to restart manually.  This mad cursor phenomenon happened before this recent.

 

2018-01-27, 1209.  M$ Outhou$e crashed and caused the usual other complications.

2018-01-28, 1642. M$ Outhou$e crashed and caused the usual other complications.

 

2018-01-30.

1.    Over a week ago Fox$hit stopped streaming 680 AM WCBM and only 680 AM WCBM.  Naturally none of our people can find out what is wrong with Fox$hit.

2.  Two weeks ago at least keys Home, End, Page Up, & Page Down at {http://www.mmgweekly.com/ w/index.html?SID=21bfef81b08fa7988c78190cc68c241c} only stopped working.  Page Down will take the cursor to the top of the 2nd page.  Press it again and it returns the cursor to the top of the first page.  No reason can be found for this.

 

3.  When we awaken the computer from sleep mode and we had been watching a DVD, playback jutters and stutters.  To correct this we must close the DVD and begin again.  This has been happening over the past few days must recently with Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice.    

 

4.  Lexmark x2480 printer has destroyed yet another sheet of paper wasting ink, etc..  The Lexmark x2480 usually destroys paper by drawing the paper back inside and wadding it up.  We then have to rip and dig it out of there.  This time the paper crammed up going forward.  Scores of sheets of paper have been wasted by this Lexmark x2480 printer.

 

2018-02-03, 1233. When cutting an email address from the “To…” line and pasting it below to avoid sending accidentally, the address would not appear, only three temporary characters placed before the address to bar accidental sending.

 

2018-02-16, 1601. Over the last week CyberLink $hit has repeatedly crashed. Number 2 @ 2018-01-30 is still blitzed.  We will inform if and when these come on line.

 

2018-02-19.

0703. Firefox $hit will not stream 680 AM WCBM.

1717. For most of the day we could not change picture titles.  The new titles would not take and when they did the picture disappeared.  This set us back.

1756. The CD / DVD drawer is exceedingly difficult to open.  It can be closed only manually.

 

2018-02-21.

0703. Repeatedly could not backup a file.  M$ kept signaling to insert disk.  The disk was in there, the “Overwrite” DB appeared but no action.

0705. Once a file is saved, and one wishes to close the file, M$ shows the “Do you want to save changes . . .” DB.  This has been ongoing for years.

 

2018-02-22, 1107. Micro$hit keeps telling us, again, to insert disk.  The fucking disk has been inserted.

 

2018-02-23, 1458. Cyber$hit crashed.  We could not get it to replay a DVD.  We restarted.  Cyber$hit crashed again.  Deleting the CyberLink folder proved exceedingly difficult.  We restarted.  We gave up trying to playback the last disk from The Simpsons The Fourteenth Season.  Much difficulty always encountered trying to playback disks from this collection.   

 

2018-02-24.

0707. We found a Norton Security Suite shortcut on desktop.

0759. Attempting to reply to an email Office Outlook crashed.  Then Office Word crashed and data was lost.  The file became Read Only.  We copied the file but could not delete the original until 0940 when we restarted the computer.

 

2018-02-27.

0709. Shitty Micro$hit Office crashed yet again.  All the headaches with the lost data and Read Only File shit twice as bad because Micro$hit shat on two files simultaneously.

0717. Now the fucking shit tells us we cannot delete the files M$ ruined because they are open in  WINWORD.EXE.

0726. Forced to restart.

 

2018-03-02.

1137. Using Numbering, nasty Micro$hit Office Word crashed.

1158. Forced to restart.  Just now got it straightened out.

 

2018-03-04, 1717. Firefox $hit crashed.

2018-03-06.

0921. Search function in Office Word will not work.

1541. We have seen this often, especially in regards to a shortcut to a webpage.

 

 

© Microsoft Corporation

2018-03-10.

1525. CyberLink crashed.

1529. Cyber$hit crashed again; forced to restart.

2018-03-13, 1638. Firefox crashed.

2018-03-14.

0648. Micro$hit snail slow.  Would not read memory card.  Took six minutes to reboot.

1201. Logitech M325 mouse died.

 

2018-03-15

0922. Suddenly Firefox $hit or Micro$hit shits into our faces a Profile Missing DB.  “Your Firefox profile cannot be loaded. It may be missing or inaccessible”.  We were not online nor did we want to be.

2018-03-19, 0810. “Problem with Shortcut” DB pops up.  Another shortcut mysteriously deleted by Micro$hit.

2018-03-20. Difficulty opening files and folders throughout the day.

2018-03-21, 0839. A folder was found missing from a memory card.

2018-03-25, 1504. Cyber$hit crashed yet again.

 

2018-03-26, 1756. Moving a WD from on folder to another on a memory chip it would not delete front the original folder on.

2018-03-29, 0931. Attempting to make two columns, the lengthy Psywar 55 text became a single 4.5-inch column of 26 point font in the center of the document.  This has happened before.

 

2018-03-30.

1311. Filthy Firefox crashed after being asleep.

1647. Cyber$hit says the DVD cannot be played because of an “unsupported drive”.  False.

2018-04-02.

1643. Filthy Mozilla Fire$hit crashed after being asleep.

1652. Filthy Mozilla Fire$hit crashed again.

1652. Mozilla Fire$hit shortcuts disappeared twice from taskbar today.

2018-04-03, 0804. 1652. Mozilla Fire$hit shortcuts disappeared from taskbar.

 

2018-04-04.

0943. Micro$hit DB says the DVD +RW is not writable.  Hundreds of times we have seen this.  As usual since yesterday we have been having immense difficulty merely backing up files onto data DVDs. 

1103. M$ DB told us to insert a disk three times— three times plus a thousand.

1121. M$ will not eject a disk.  DB says, “Error occurred while rejecting”.  Nor will it reject manually.

1123-1135. Restarted.

1136. Two disk showed a red content bar.  (After backing up on both disks M$ showed a blank content bar.)

 

1146. M$ unable to complete formatting— plus a thousand.

1229. M$ says there is not enough space to copy files on a disk.  These are nearly the same files that were on there— + hundreds of time for this.  After headaches and hassle, Micro$hit found room for far more files. 

1234. M$ will not format a new DVD— hundreds of times.

1236-1242. Forced to restart.

1229. The $hitware may be copying the files.  Hard to tell.  Do not forget.  This is Micro$hit, the cutting-edge software in Creation.

 

1323. With a new disk, “Insert disk and try again” for the thousandth + time.  Clicking to open it M$ ejected it.  Removing it, M$ then searches a disk that is not in the computer.  This has happened hundreds of imes.

1329. M$ was unable to complete format for the thousandth time.

1353. Finally, after fourteen (14) hours and half a bottle of aspirin, M$ backed up our modest amount of files.  Wow!  We can’t believe this.  This is lightning fast for Mighty Micro$hit.

 

2018-04-05, 0906. Lexmark x2480 printer ate another sheet of (quality) paper, then would have eaten another sheet were it now grabbed.

2018-04-07, 1345. Firefox streaming YouTube, crashed.

2018-04-08, 0814. Sear function in Office Word would not work.

2018-04-09.

1638. Firefox streaming YouTube, crashed.

1648. M$ did not ask whether to overwrite a file or not.  It automatically saved it.

2018-04-13, 0933. Logitech M325 mouse died.

 

2018-04-14, 1117. Twice 88.1 FM WYPR quit streaming.  We restarted once, but decided that it was not worth the trouble.

2018-04-19.

0841-0844.  Suddenly the paragraph symbol or pilcrow sign (¶) and arrows at paragraph indentations corrupted our work.

0857. It happened several times again at the same place.

0931. For the 1,000th time AutoText would not center a string of characters.  This cause many alignment problems.

1853. Firefox crashed.  DB: “Your Firefox profile cannot be loaded. It may be missing or inaccessible”. 

 

2018-04-21, 0929. Firefox $hit stopped streaming SOMA FM two days ago.  It stopped streaming 680 AM WCBM, months ago.  Firefox $hit cost us $22.50.  We thought that SOMA FM had cut us off because we had not re-subscribed this year, so we bought a double CD from them.  Then we learn Internet Explorer streams that baby.

 

2018-04-22, 0923. Using Microsoft Office, several times over the past few days, when pressing Copy, the characters are not copied.  Instead the last characters copied are pasted.

 

2018-04-25.

0803. Pressing key characters for AutoText, four commas in bold appeared repeatedly, and then defaulted to input characters.

0931. Office Outhou$e crashed.

1259. Firefox $hit crashed.

 

2018-04-26.

1310. Micro$hit Internet Explorer crashed twice.

1525. Mozilla Firefox $hit crashed and is causing headaches.

1733. Micro$hit played Hell trying to backup a file.

2018-04-27, 1852.  Mozilla Firefox Fuck $hit crashed, the capitalist motherfuckers.

2018-04-29, 1539. The “Firefox is already running $hit when it was not.

 

2018-05-02.

0840. AutoCorrect did not work properly.  Characters would not input in bold.

0917. Micro$hit would not past an image for 15 minutes.

2018-05-04, 0823. Search function would not work.

2018-05-05, 1707. Office Outhou$e crashed.

 

2018-05-10, 0742. Logitech M325 mouse died.

2018-05-13, 1207. When Dell’s system check kicked in it crashed video streaming.  Whenever Dell’s system check kicks in whatever we are doing crashes.

2018-05-16.

1333-1728  Micro$hit Office crashed causing the usual problems with “read only file” and “file in use” crap.

1740.  Nope! The “file in use” Micro$hit is still in effect for backup copies.

 

2018-05-17.

0849. Finally we could delete the Micro$hitted copy.

1215. From the 7th of May when trying to stream SOMA FM we get this.  We downloaded the newest take on Mozilla Firefox but still no adjustment.

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

**************

2018-05-19, 1149. Nasty Micro$hit Office Word crashed.

 

2018-05-20.

1218. Merely trying to file an image, returning to the problem for an hour, we got these.

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

1509. Merely trying to save an image from an email for half-hour we get this Micro$hit.  Restarting did not help.  Finally! we drug and dropped it and these was no problem with that.

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

© Microsoft Corporation

**************

2018-05-21.

1119. Before deleting a thick file on memory card, Micro$hit did not ask if we wanted to save it.

1136. Office Outhou$e crashed trying to open an email.

1138. The fracking shit crashed trying to open an email again.  We were forced to restart.

1146. Likewise.  Micro$hit will not open an email.  Restarting did not help.

 

2018-05-22.

0933. The wallpaper vanished and the screen went to black.  In the center of the screen was an image previously deleted.

1044. Streaming video the time 10:15 in a black rectangle which appeared in the upper right quadrant of the screen, stayed until the video was stopped and restarted.

 

2018-05-23.

1223. Office Outhou$e crashed.

1306. Automatic entry of the date (2018-05-23) refused to work until restarted.

 

Psywar 56

 

2018-05-25.

0731.

1.    Logitech M325 mouse died.

2.  AutoText and AutoCorrect fails.

 

2018-05-26, 0913-0931. Streaming YouTube it got the heebie-jeebies on all videos we tried streaming.  Then a webpage opened on the taskbar and the cursor scrolled rapidly in fear.  In two open WDs, when we clicked on them, the cursor went wild and began pushing the text to the bottom.  Then Office Word crashed and we could not close the word documents.  The la-de-da Charms Menu would not open.  After manually restarting five previously closed word documents files opened.

 

2018-05-30.

1337. For 15-minutes when pasting a block of text. Micro$hit would not “Match Destination Formatting”.  We restarted.

1337. The problem still exists.

1435. We may have un-Micro$hitted it.

 

2018-05-31.

0722. The block of text is still Micro$hitted. 

0807-1016. The Micro$hit is still not working.

1238. Micro$hit Office Word is still not working right and for 30-minutes we have not been able to reduce line spacing.

2018-06-01, 1432. The Go To function in Micro$hit Office Word did not work correctly for eight hours.

 

2018-06-02, 1134-1141. A video did not close but began juddering the audio.  In a WD the cursor went wild as it is wont to do.  M$ crashed.  The “Charms” menu would not appear.  Restarted manually.  Office Word saved the errors caused by the cursor.  I did not say these errors glitches, hitches, bitches, witches.

2018-06-03, 1711. The sleazy Charms Menu would not appear; manual shutdown.

2018-06-05, 0843. Backing up on memory card, Micro$hit did not warn before overwriting.

 

2018-06-06.

0844. We made changes in a word document and saved the changes.  Then we saved the document as a webpage.  We closed the files.  When reopening the files we discovered the changes were in the webpage but not the word document.

 

2018-06-08.

0857. For the umpteenth time changes made in a word document do not manifest in the webpage.

0900. Deleting the webpage and saving it afresh did not help.

1141. Micro$hit is still not saving changes neither in the word document nor, of course, in the webpage.

 

2018-06-09.

0717. Still, changes made in the word document do not show up in the webpage.

0820. Micro$hit still will not save changes in a word document.

1108. Office Word crashed.

1114. Still, changes made in the word document do not show up in the webpage.

1142. Now crazy Micro$hit is saving text in the word document and webpage that was deleted days ago.

1225. We are still having the usual problems when Micro$hit Office Word crashes.  $hitware!

1114. Still, changes made in the word document do not show up in the word document or in the webpage.

 

2018-06-10.

0801. After waiting all night and after several restarts Micro$hit will not all deletion of a file because of this shit.  We had not opened any files.

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

0845. Again Micro$hit did not save changes.  And for some reason it keeps dropping a period on the text we are working with.  When making webpages Micro$hit does not allow one to juxtapose text and photos where one wills.

1005. Office Turd is still not saving changes.

1306. Now lousy Micro$hit is saving changes to the webpage but not in the word document.

 

2018-06-11.

0706. The same problems with Micro$hit saving changes in word document and webpage.

1216. Micro$hit was tardy in drag and drop copying.  Three copies belatedly appeared.  Cutting and pasting, M$ did not manifest the pastes until refresh was pressed.  This is puked on us the Item Not Found DB.

 

1221. Now the Micro$hit requires multiple clicking of refresh to make the files appear.

1225. Now the $hitware absolutely refuses to manifest pasting and when clicking a shortcut tells the file has been moved.

 

2018-06-13, 0834. Fifteen minutes were wasted because the Item Not Found and the File In Use could not be found.

 

2018-06-14.

0642. Micro$hit’s Office Outlook is crazier than even.  When closing an email it is automatically lined through for deletion.

0652. Office Word is on its “Item Cannot Be Found Kick”.

0717. Micro$hit cannot find any item at all.

0718. Now we cannot rename files.

0729. We were forced to restart.

 

2018-06-16.

0740. Office Outhou$e is doing why it did yesterday.  When I click on an email it scores through it for deletion.

0933. Office Turd crashed.  Now we must go through all their laborious idiotic $hit about File in Use, Read Only, frack you Micro$hit.  It will be impossible to delete the Micro$hit for about a day.

1431. Office Turd crashed.  Now we must go through all their laborious idiotic $hit about File in Use, Read Only, frack you Micro$hit.  It will be impossible to delete the Micro$hit for about a day.

 

The Dialog Box of Doom

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

2018-06-18, 1421. Micro$hit’s Office Outhou$e crashed thrice in row.

2018-06-19, 1116. The Firefox shortcut vanished from the taskbar yet again.

2018-06-20, 0901. Link disappeared from Firefox button on taskbar.  This had to be reset.

 

2018-06-21

1103. Micro$hit will allow only one spread sheet at a time so that there is no way to compare them.

1109. Firefox menu button has disappeared yet again from the task bar.

1156. Deleting the old Firefox $hit, Micro$hit all so deleted the new Quantum Gum.  A hour or so wasted setting it up.

1157. The Charms Menus will not manifest.

 

1200. Began making backup copies on DVD+RWs.

1337. It tells us a disk is read only.  This is not so.  Formatted the disk.

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

1348. For the second time M$ closed on its own.

1410. More read-only $shit.

1413. Formatting the disk yet again.

1415. Note: the disk is not nor was it made by us read-only.  Also M$ says the is full but it is empty.

1442. M$ has crashed again.

1517.

© Microsoft Corporation

 

                It’s a DVD+RW Micro$hit you assholes!

 

1533. Micro$hit burned all the files onto the disk as shortcuts.  We cannot flush all the fucking “ready to burn” files nasty Micro$hit has save for an hour now.  Repeatedly restart.

1644. We gave up.  The 1000th disk has been trashed by the Micro$hit Corporation.

1745. Hooray!  Two backup disk have been burned.

1749. M$ tells us that there is not enough room on the disk.  The disk is empty.

1904. Copied four disks.  The last disk took over an hour but finishing up, it would not stop.  It juttered and the CD drawer would not open.  Forced to restart have throughout this period, it took seven-hours-four-minutes for Micro$hit to make four backups and the $hitware destroyed two DVD+RWs.  And yet we are still not finished.  Working with Micro$hit is like working with idiots.

 

2018-06-22, 0626. Micro$hit has gone nuttier than usual.  Now it will not open a webpage separately, overriding one already open.  Folder Options is no help.  Also we cannot position a page where we want it.  When we remove the courser it consumes half the screen.

 

0747. Hallelujah!  Mighty Micro$hit has allowed us to make six backup DVD+RWs.

 

2018-06-23, 0950. For weeks nasty ole Micro$hit keeps shuffling the titles of our themes, i.e., when we make a new theme it shuffles the title onto another theme.

2018-06-25, 1410. Office Outhou$e crashed twice.

 

2018-06-27.

1211. Office Outhou$e crashed.

1403. Firefox crashed.

 

2018-06-29. Unbeknownst to us, but beknownst to some, the Internet was down all along the east coast.  This is puzzling.  We thought that the purpose of the Internet was that communications would stand in the event of a new-clear holycaust. 

1257. Office Outhou$e crashed.

1258. Office $hithou$e crashed.

1326. Office $hithou$e crashed.

1406. Office $hithou$e crashed.

1416. We were forced to restart, but Office $hithou$e would not download.

1417. Office $hithou$e crashed.

1438. Office $hithou$e crashed.

 

2018-07-01, 1011. Somehow the Narrator box appeared, and thick blue lines were left around various notice boxes.  Characters input to the search box were outlined in thick blue and it would not search.

 

2018-07-02.

0816. Wasted 20 minutes to get Office Outhou$e to work but could not. 

1234. We were forced to power start Xfinity to get Office Outhou$e to load.

1257. Problems were encountered opening files after this.  The saving the file we ran into Micro$hit’s “Read Only” $hit.

1734. The fruity Charms Menu again would not make an appearance.

 

2018-07-03, 0630. Office Outhou$e crashed.

2018-07-04

0729. Office Outhou$e crashed.

0731. Office Outhou$e crashed.

 

2018-07-10, 1056. Awakening the Dell after a brief snooze, the row of icons bordering the top of the screen flashed in sequence one after the other left to right, right to left, etc., until we clicked the digital cheese eater.

2018-07-12, 1327. Difficulty placing a WD in a folder on memory card.  After filing the WD, it stayed outside the folder as well as in the folder.  A third copy also stayed outside that folder.  M$ kept telling us we needed the Administrator’s permission to copy the file and it would not delete.

2018-07-13, 0716. Since first reporting M$ still automatically “deletes” emails.

2018-07-15, 1206. Office Turd crashed— it froze after selecting text, and we couldn’t do a thing with it.

 

2018-07-22.

0717. Attempting to delete an email, Office Outhouse blacked out.

1323. Charms menu will not appear.

1441. Charms menu still will not appear.  We had to restart manually.

2018-07-24, 1629. Cyber$hit crashed.

 

2018-07-25.

0943. The la-de-da Charms Menu will not appear.

1131. The la-de-da Charms Menu will not appear.

 

2018-07-26.

0755. Office Outhou$e crashed.

0759. Office Outhou$e will not function correctly.

 

2018-07-29.

0957. Lexmark x2480 printer crashed.

1715. Lexmark x2480 printer crashed.

 

2018-08-02.

1.    1525. Files will not open but show property boxes instead.

2.  They finally opened but, the cursor will only move down a few lines.  When clicking the mouse the reference panel opens.

3.  Shut off.

1620. Turned on computer.  Power lamp of speakers does not work.

2018-08-03, 1656. Backing up on memory card overwrite box did not appear.

 

2018-08-04, 0956. Search function in Office Word would not work.

2018-08-05, 1414. Firefox shit crashed.

 

2018-08-06.

0916. For the second time a blue border has appeared around the screen and all tabs for input boxes and input boxes as in Find and Replace, AutoText, etc.  This has something to do with the Narrator.

1246.  Micro$hit went crazy again.  Suddenly it switched to an image recently copied for wallpaper and surrounded it and else by a rose border. 

 

2018-08-08, 0901. {http://www.lxkcc2.com/MD/?func=survey&lang=0&prtr=4423001&ctry=000 00409&os=0&src=1&ser=30A009069LLIFA9&daysinst=00679}.  Twice a FP PU blaring, “This page          can’t be displayed [sic]”, has appeared offline.

 

2018-08-14, 1002. Three times tried to move a file and we get the Folder In Use DB.  This not true and has happened uncountable hundreds of times.

 

. . .

© Microsoft Corporation

2018-08-15.

0733.

1.    Microsoft Outlook indicated that it could not send a large file.  We gave up trying to send it but it sent it.

2.  The power lamp on our speakers has gone out again.  It has been four days.

1208. Search function will not work again.

1210. Micro$hit repeated lines of text umpteen times.

 

2018-08-18, 1221. Yet again Micro$hit Outhouse would not sent an email.  We were forced to restart.

2018-08-20, 1515. Glitch shit whilst viewing DVDs.

 

© Intel

2018-08-20.

1102. Office Turd would not delete an image.  This no-deletion thingy happens often.

1105. Charms menu would not appear.  Could not put computer asleep.  Forced to shut down.

 

2018-08-22.

0943. Charms menu will not appear.  Turned off screen instead of sleep mode.

1222. Charms menu will not appear.  Had to restart manually.

1659. Piriform CCleaner crashed.

 

2018-08-23.

0728. A link was missing from the Firefox button.

0931. The power lamp on our speakers is finally operating.  Its having been out caused waste almost every night because we forgot to turn the speakers off.

2018-08-24, 0907. The stinking Charms menu would not appear.  Forced to manually shutdown.

2018-08-25., 1009. Before a webpage will stream this flies up in our faces.  The only thing stopping streaming is this dialog box.  X it off and one may stream.

 

© Google Chrome

 

2018-08-26, 1702. Backing up of memory card was not given the option to not overwrite.

2018-08-27.

0815. Micro$hit indicates we cannot open a file because a dialog box is open.  More micro$hit from Micro$hit.

1645. Cyber$hit crashed during ejection.  The DVD playback began stuttering, DVD player door began opening and closing.  Cyber$hit continued for some 30 seconds.

2018-08-30, 0726. Backing up on memory card overwrite option was not offered.

2018-09-06,0844. The Logitech M325 mouse died twice this morning.

 

2018-09-07.

0844. Speaker power lamp came on briefly but went back out two days ago.

Office Outhou$e waxed bizarre.  It sent three copies of an email two that were incomplete, two partial copies of the email were found in Drafts, and the three copies were found in Sent folder.

 

2018-09-08.

0944.  Microsoft Office has enacted it Read Only File gambit and, of course, it cannot be deleted.  Also it is using an unselected font.  The font gambit it does often.  Also, it is fracking up hyperlinking in a WD.

1109. Micro$hit Office is doing it again with the read only crap, and also using an unselected font.

1502. Charms Menu will not appear.  Forced to annually restart.

 

2018-09-09.

0736. Lexmark x2480 printer crashed.  After fucking around with the cables we were forced to restart but it still does not work.

0804. We were forced to restart again after fucking around with the cables again.

2018-09-10, 1749. The “Firefox already running” DB appeared when trying to close it.  Audio for a video would not stop streaming for a while.  Then the $hitware acted correctly.

 

2018-09-14.

0716. Again, Micro$hit has been not saving all the data in a file, over two days now.

0904.  And again.  And for two days it will not save as a new webpage even though the old web page was deleted so overwriting was unnecessary, it still saves the WD as the unchanged webpage if the WD was altered.  

1740. Charms menus for the nth time would not appear.

1649. Office Outlook crashed.

 

2018-09-18, 1327. Micro$hit is not saving changes to a webpage again.

2018-09-19, 1517. Office Outhouse crashed.

2018-09-20, 0758. Yesterday a PDF arrived by email.  Opening we found code not character.  Curious, we opened it this morning and the code had become characters.

2018-09-21, 0752. Office Outhou$e crashed.

 

2018-09-23, 1212. Office Outhou$e deleted characters of a word of itself, then Undo Typing would not work.

2018-09-25, 1732. It is proving possible to make an MP3 CD with Acoustica and Micro$hit.  Savage waste of time with the both of them.  Acoustica repeated tells us it cannot find files while are clearly there.  Micro$hit just won’t do anything like burning a disk.

 

2018-09-28, 1350.

1.    Office Outhou$e crashed.

2.  Now, when we delete an email, it no longer lines through the “header” but totally deletes the email.

2018-09-29.

1721. Office Outhou$e crashed.

1800. Clicking on a WD icon to save it under a changed name it vanished.

 

2018-09-30.

1748. Micro$hit crashed streaming.

1358. Firefox $hit crashed.

1531. Firefox $hit crashed.

 

2018-10-01.

1537. After pausing, streaming no  longer works properly.  Playback stops and goes, stops and goes.  The stream must be restarted.

1740. Thrice Firefox $hit gives the “already running” DB.  The $hit was not running.

 

2018-10-02, 0653. Could not move a file.  Micro$hit keeps indicating we nee administrator’s permission.  We are the administrators.  We’ve seen this thousands of times.

2018-10-06, 1431. Firefox is already running?  No, the shit ain’t.

2018-10-07.

0823. Mighty Micro$hit’s Office Turd crashed for the 10,000th time.

1611. Firefox $hit crashed.

 

2018-10-08, 1647. Firefox $hit crashed. Whenever the computer has slept, the video stream pauses and jumps throughout.

 

2018-10-09.

0941. Stinking Charms Menus would not manifest.

1147. More Micro$hit.  The image did not exist.  No images existed in the folder.  Numerous times both these appeared. 

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

                We attempted to save the image to another folder and got this repeatedly.

 

© Microsoft Corporation

 

1240. Lexmark x2480 printer crashed as usual.

1245. The filthy shit crashed again.  Forced to restart.

1252. Crashed four more times.  Forced to restart the Micro$hit took five minutes to do it.

1300. Crap lousy Lexmark x2480 printer POS crashed again.  Forced to restart.

 

2018-10-10.

0740. Lexmark x2480 printer crashed as usual.

0808. Forced to restart, we finally managed to scan two sheets.

2018-10-11, 0847. On a 16 GB Transcend memory card, although a WD was in a folder, it would not show.

 

Unfortunately to be continued.

 

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